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gameboyhamazing · 3 years

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The princess bride is such a funny movie because everything I know about the book it’s based on implies the book is a serious, run-of-the-mill YA medieval romance adventure novel

And the movie took that and ran so far the book can’t even see a hint of the movie on the horizon, the horizon beyond which is the land of everlasting, eternally amusing comedy films

Also there’s an in-movie explanation for why the movie is so different and it’s the grandpa reading to the kid. The man knows no kid his grandsons age is gonna enjoy the real book so he just. Makes stuff up. I love it

#good movie #the princess bride #princess bride #boyham.txt #EDIT: TURNS OUT THE BOOK IS LIKE THIS TOO #THE MOVIE WAS MADE PARTIALLY BY THE AUTHOR AND THE OG BOOK IS JUST AS OKAY THEN INDUCING AS THE MOVIE #SAYING THIS BC AT LEAST 5 SEPARATE PPL HAVE ADMONISHED ME FOR THIS

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gameboyhamazing · 3 years

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So like I get why people might want to ship kris and susie when chapter one was all we had to go off of but after chapter two I seriously doubt you can look me in the eye and tell me that you wanna rob us of Susie and noelle being disaster gays

#boyham.txt #deltarune #suselle #i guess

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gameboyhamazing · 2 years

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The first time I typed ‘sissel’ into my phone it tried to autocorrect to ‘dissed’ and I had to take a moment. Never has autocorrect been so wrong and so right at the same time oh my god

#ghost trick #sissel #boyham.txt #gameboy’s hams

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gameboyhamazing · 3 years

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@ herlock sholmes: you absolute mother fucker (respectful)

@ eggert mcfuckin benedict: you absolute mother fucker (derogatory)

#dgs #the great ace attorney #dgs1 #boyham.txt #dgs sherlock holmes #herlock sholmes

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gameboyhamazing · 2 years

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I’m gonna write a mad rat dead fic about the girl and nothing can stop me from trying to make myself sad with the death scene

#mad rat dead #boyham.txt #gameboy’s hams

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gameboyhamazing · 3 years

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"dark link is cunning and has an incredibly complicated master plan and has a brilliant plot cooked up and knows what he's doing" yeah right fuck that dink doesn't know what the fuck he's doing he just wants to fuck around and maybe break free of being the heroes shadow but probably not because he's being a real dick about it

#linked universe #dark link #dink you motherfucker #he's just screwing around for the hell of it don't @ me lol (/j)#boyham.txt

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gameboyhamazing · 3 years

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it’s so funny in a horrible way that people will say kris isn’t nonbinary and then turn around and say that the literal self-insert character (that’s kinda how i see the soul ig the collective idea is cool too tho) is genderless it’s messed up

guys, the soul is the one you can project on, the one whose gender you can realistically choose (as of rn anyways). kris is an established character and an established nb character and it’s stupid to try to change that, especially if you then say the one character with gender up to interpretation has no gender (unless that’s just how you see the soul in which case power to you)

#rant #mini rant #gameboy ad-rant-ce #do you get the joke #do you get it #deltarune #boyham.txt #kris deltarune #soul deltarune

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gameboyhamazing · 3 years

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hot take gaster is to the deltarune fandom as the zonai are to the botw fandom

Both have little to no relevance on anything but the little that is there is so intricately hidden everyone sees mysteries in their games and assumes they’re the ones behind with no explanation other than ‘this has to be intended no way would anyone ever create any lore accidentally noooooo’

and both of the fandoms annoy the hell out of me with their obsessive speculations like guys shut up and think about other possibilities for once god

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gameboyhamazing · 2 years

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why arent there more kez-focused infinity train fics she's so damn fun and i wanna read abt her pissing people off and not giving a shit what happens

#kez infinity train #kez #boyham.txt #gameboy's hams

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gameboyhamazing · 3 years

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A Hat in Time: Shared Body AU Lore Dump

yeah i couldn't think of a better name

KEPT YA WAITING HUH? WELL BOY HOWDY DO I HAVE A RAMBLE FOR YOU

behold, my AU where i decided that Snatcher has too much trauma and I should give some to someone else except the trauma has very little to do with Snatcher for like 65% of the AU! Also known as the AU where Bow Kid gets a very special friend who is actually a precious little sunshine child who does not deserve this!

gonna put the actual plot below to the cut bc it got long

To set things up, Bow kid gets kicked out of her body randomly one day, and the person now in her body has amnesia with no clue how they got there. The person now in Bow’s body ends up being called “Ribbon” and is an innocent bean who deserves the world except the world keeps punching their face in the face. AU starts a bit before the game.

Highlights of the AU include:

Bow and Ribbon’s only experience with Mafia town is She Came From Outerspace when it was raining and they slipped in mud a few times so neither of them have the best opinion of the place

Battle of the Birds is actually important to this AU, didn't see that coming did you

Picture Perfect is the perfect place for some body dysphoria for both the person in someone else’s body and the person who is currently a spirit

Oh right, Bow is a spirit tied to her body when Ribbon is in the body, that’s fun

The Big Parade results in Hat Kid hurt and Ribbon having too much fun to notice and uh-oh Bow’s body is now the site of a petty argument whoops

Ribbon does Train Rush on their own with Hat and regrets it. SO MUCH. But when they yelled at the Conductor about it he actually apologized and the two had a nice conversation, that was fun

Grooves’ fight is a bit of a turning point bc Bow and Ribbon actually work together to fight him after Hat goes down, also Bow gets a bit distracted when the Conductor shows up with the pecking scissors by which I mean she had a laughing fit in the middle of the boss fight while Ribbon had a bomb on their back; the bomb on ‘Bow’s back scared Hat really bad btw

Subcon Forest’s tagline in this AU is “the place where shit hits the fan”

So Snatcher’s soul contracts are really weird and I don’t know the rules, so I say that the soul taken is whoever signs it (and it has to be the signer's name). This means that since Ribbon doesn’t know Bow’s ‘real name’ (i don’t so neither do they) they sign with their name, Ribbon, while trying to hide it from Hat bc they spent this whole time doing hidden identities shenanigans. Bit hard to hide your body swapping control though! Hat has no clue what happened, but Bow gets her body back! Yay! Except...now Ribbon is out of the body, and instead of being tied to Bow’s body like Bow was, they’re forced to stay with Snatcher because of the sou contract. And to top things off, Snatcher doesn’t know (or care) whether or not Bow completing Ribbon’s contract will count, so he just catches her again at a later date and makes her sign another contract. *Snatcher voice* ‘Oh boy, two for the price of one! What a deal! How kind of you to offer!’ the angst part of the AU ensues

Like I said, Subcon’s where shit hits the fan

I feel like Ribbon would befriend Snatcher they’re just Like That, they’re a good kid, he would probably be an even bigger tsundere around them than the fandom makes Snatcher act with Hat

The real conflict here comes from Bow not sure if she wants to get Ribbon back or not bc then she’d probably lose her body again and she’s forgotten how nice it is to be in her own body, and she was finally getting along with Ribbon decently but she really really wants to stay in her body this time and she promised Ribbon she wouldn’t tell Hat but like maybe she should tell Hat? Maybe Hat can help? And it’s just aaaaaaaaaaa

Hat is honestly just vibin in this AU it’s great

Also I have no clue what to do for anything past subcon lol

Anyways yeah that's all i have right now! I really like this AU because of the secret identities stuff and also identity crises. I chose Bow Kid instead of Hat bc Bow is better and also because I feel like Hat and Bow's fandom dynamic of 'Hat is the gung-ho adventurer and Bow is the mechanic hanging back" works really well for this. I didn't want to do much with Subcon bc literally everyone focuses almost exclusively or mainly on snatcher/subcon AUs and I wanted some variation, so gramps Conductor was born, but then i remembered Snatcher takes souls but it's not clear how it would work if there were 2 souls in 1 body and that is absolutely ripe for angst

let my know your thoughts!

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gameboyhamazing · 3 years

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If I get brilliant diamond I’m playing through with one of the sinnoh trio’s teams from pokespe

#boyham.txt #gameboy's hams #pokemon bdsp #pokespe

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gameboyhamazing · 3 years

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The only two POVs (point of Vi) in bug fables are comedy and money

#boyham.txt #bug fables #bug fables vi #vi bug fables #my otp in bug fables is vi x lots of money

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gameboyhamazing · 3 years

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To quote Eggert Benedict from the game Great Ace Attorney Chronicles as he escapes the pawnshop and the police: I’m gonna do a lil dance*does a gay little dance that pisses everyone off and is fast as fuck*

#why is he a dancer #I hate him #boyham.txt #the great ace attorney #great ace attorney #eggert benedict #egg benedict

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gameboyhamazing · 3 years

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TIL that the song isn’t just called His Friends Call Him Spuder. It’s actually His Friends Call Him Spuder (Don’t Call Him Spuder)

This feels like it should have jerry instead of Spuder for some reason

#boyham.txt #bug fables #spuder bug fables

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gameboyhamazing · 3 years

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i hate it when one of my interests is something where the words that make up the name are often used in different contexts that make it so that searching up something like "bug fables" gets me stuff that has the words "bug" and "fables" in it instead of actual bug fables stuff

EDIT: this is a tumblr specific problem tbh and could easily be solved by having more people post about bug fables lol

#boyham.txt #bug fables #yes i could add the everlasting sapling but who actually writes out the whole thing?#well some people do #but not everyone #so #yeah

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gameboyhamazing · 3 years

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why the fuck isn't there an Aromanticism article on Wikipedia yet Aromanticism is relegated to being a subsection of the romantic orientation page and thats not cool get on it guys

#boyham.txt #on a similar topic im sick an tired of aromance/aromantic having the goddamn 'not a word' red underline on every site i use gahhh #aromantic #aromantic pride #wikipedia

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