Angelina Polikarpova

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Horse Yaoi trotted so Horsegirl Yuri could fly.

oh my god not me being so unobservant i didnt even realize we get to be visible this week🫢 anyway i think all the lesbians should take advantage of this new visibility to find each other for once and also to kiss 👉👈

everyone has that one specific fic idea that lives in their head that they will never get around to writing but are completely & unreasonably & unfathomably obsessed with right

Tips from a trans masc that passes pretty damn well even though I haven’t started transitioning and can’t bind.

1. Walk like you carry your manhood between your legs! If you pretend like you got a “package” while you walk (if you don’t have a packer which I don’t) it’ll make your stride look way more masc. it’s the shuttle things people.(don’t overdo it though)

2. Looking for Jeans? Levi’s 505 pant cut. I personally think this cut is great for people who don’t want their wide hips to be so obvious. Thigh room and baggy legs. I should be a 32x33 but I always go for 34x34 for the best baggy effect. Got like three pairs of these.

3. Tired of wearing huge shirts? Sometimes smaller is better. When buying a shirt make sure it’s cropped above your hips so it doesn’t hug your figure, the shirt must fall straight from the pit (make sure it’s lose around the torso to hide the waist), keep sleeves of shirt short and tight (makes arms look bigger and muscular)

4. I know putting weight on one leg is much more comfortable but sacrifices need to be made. Keep weight equal on both feet, and keep them apart by about a foot in distance (Evens out the curve of your hips and makes it a little less noticeable). To be more comfortable I like to sway back and forth if I get tired of standing like that for too long.

5. DARK CLOTHES CREATE LESS SHADOWS, BETTER AT HIDING THE CURVES!

6. I know you want to slouch. Don’t do it. It’s not worth the terrible posture. We men got to stand up straight and maximize our height.

I could keep going but I’ll cut it short at the MOST achievable stuff.

you’re forgetting one vital step and that’s to listen to this song every morning at breakfast

you can skip all the other steps if you can’t remember them it’s fine (I’ll forgive you, king)

*gulp* deacon/iris "please just kiss me" intimacy ask........ NYE party- (i am shot)

@oldworldwidgets — [ intimacy prompts ]

It's in the stars, it's been written in the scars on our hearts

We're not broken, just bent, and we can learn to love again

pose reference

like warm sun at dusk

Subtle character beats from Sami Zayn that hurt me:

Shuffling nervously in place and even raising his fist as Jey approaches him (RAW 2023.06.03)

Taking a couple of frightened steps back as Kevin walks towards him (Smackdown 2023.17.03)

In both instances Sami’s body language is anticipating an attack even if at these points in time he wasn’t enemies with either Jey nor Kevin ... he’s been betrayed and attacked so many times in the past that even as a defiant babyface his default stance is to be fearful and ready to defend himself 😭😭

an inevitable debrief after a particularly close call.

(aka: passion went a little differently.)

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princess/request

do you think she's the type to beg for a little whipped cream (as a treat)

i am giving s2 of daredevil a shot (bravely & with fear) and foggy nelson. i love him so so much the foggy nelson love continues

I don't care how ugly he is or how massive his forehead is, I still love you, mr. Steckler....

....I still love you.....

The blorbo!!! I had missed you

Edit: wait did he just. Kiss his hand

Edit: HE DID

Hello gamers! after literal years of silence I'm back and (maybe) better than ever. I've really missed writing and am planning to pick it back up again so over the next week or two I'll be changing things up on the blog to get it all nice and updated. most importantly I will be opening up requests for non transformers stuff so hopefully there's some stuff y'all will also enjoy in my repertoire. in the meantime if you're one of the like 5 ppl who are still active and following me who see this, feel free to start sliding requests my way again

one part because I am so sentimental for the pre-FE14 setting. one part because I think Xander would make a dashing old man. all written from a place of love; here's my fic for @zinexander!

Read the story here on AO3

left over sales are happening!! You can check-out the shop here for all the zine goodies available!

Another Ted Lasso, Jamirle Tartt obersvation. And there might be a few as I rewatch and blog my thoughts out there, because I love Jamie and his arc.

In season 2, when he comes back, it is his first time back in the locker room. He steps up and apologises, and the team pretty much tell him all that he needs to apologise for and why they dont like him pr want him back. And to be fair, most of them were valid reasons and things he should apologize for cause he was a prick. Like calling Colin a worm, or hitting on Bumbercatch's mum in front of his dad (even if that is a little funny And he probs meant nothing by as flirting and shwoing off, that's just his personality).

But the part that seems really unfair to me is that Issac blames him for getting them regulated, and the whole team jumps in to agree. And shout at him for it.

Yeah, Jamie didn't do anything wrong in that scenario, and he doesn't owe any apology to anyone for that. His a professional football player, and his job is to play the best he can for his team. His team was Manchester City at that time. He owed it to his team mates, coaches and the fans to give a 100%. He didn't get you regulated. Your season performance did.

I get it felt personal and maybe he took some joy in it. (I don't blame him for that eithier, from Jamie's perspective, (which is a separate post I want to make as I think his season 1 storyline is a completly differnt story in his eyes.) He got pubically benched for not being a team player, told to man up and get over himself, he did that and shared personal information and tried to buy into the Lasso way, only to get told the next morning he was getting sent back to Man City. We know it wasn't Ted who did that, but he doesn't. To him, he did what was asked and then got sent away anyway. If I was him I would want some instant caramel too.) and I mean my team I go for has lost a final in over time, after the siren to a free kick and I don't have a lot of love for the player from the other team who did it cause that hurt to watch but I don't blame the player.

So yeah, Jamie owes apologies, and I get the 5eam aint thrilled to have him back at the beginning, but no one should have made him feel bad for the Manchester City game. Jamie also didn't hurt Roy in that game. Roy hurt himself in a legal tackle. Jamie did nothing wrong that game.