The first rule of Blorbo Fight Club: you don’t talk about Blorbo Fight Club.
Welcome to the Blorbo Fight Club. Here, you can send in your Blorbo to be beat the shit out of other competitors in a “who would kick the others ass hardest” poll match. Winning Blorbos will be returned to the fighting pool and matched again at a later time. Losers are removed from the Club.
Any Blorbo may be submitted, excepting real life serial killers, dictators, and otherwise in-poor-taste submissions. I reserve the right to remove any Blorbo from Fight Club if I feel it crosses the line of poor taste, which is the second rule of Blorbo Fight Club.
Please submit your Blorbo via askbox. If asked off anon, I will answer privately when your Blorbo has been added to the pool. If anon, your ask will be deleted after your Blorbo has been added.
Matches will be queued in advance once I have enough Blorbos to fill the pool. Two Matches per day will be posted.
More information can be found under the cut.
When will we find out the Ultimate Winner?
This is not a bracket tournament. Blorbo Fight Club will go on for as long as there are Blorbos to pit against one another! But after a few matches have passed, I may create a Blorbo Leaderboard to show which Blorbos have won the most matches.
How do you choose the Blorbo matches?
It is done randomly. Blorbos are weighted by the number of matches they’ve already been in, in an attempt to keep one Blorbo from showing up seven times while another has only been in one match. Sometimes I might also pair a match on purpose if I think it’s really, really funny, but for the vast majority of matches, Blorbos are selected at random.
Has my Blorbo already been submitted?
As time goes on, I’ll find a way to streamline the Blorbo submission process. Right now, I’m okay with duplicate submissions; no worries about checking if your Blorbo is there first, you can just submit them.
What if I think the Matched Blorbos wouldn’t fight/would kiss instead/etc?
You should write a fanfiction about that. For the purposes of this blog, only one of them can win, and one of them MUST win.
Okay, so what if it’s a tie?
If a Match ends on exactly 50/50, I’ll consider it a draw and both Blorbos will return to the pool, but neither will get a win.
My question isn’t answered here!
Send me an ask! This FAQ will grow as time goes on, I’m sure.
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It's Big Week on Tumblr for the week of February 20, 2023!
In this episode, Cates and Allegra chat about this week's Tumblr trends: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Shadow and Bone, and the Blorbo Poll!
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the zuko vs. nico di angelo blorbo poll is absolutely baffling me. i know, i KNOW the impact atla has had on this site. but i also know that percy jackson/heroes of olympus was the gateway to fandom proper for so many of us, and among people i've talked to nico is a household name in the hall of first blorbos. WHERE IS YOUR LOYALTY. at the time of this post nico stands at 25% on that poll. this is a pathetic turnout. listen. i can accept if zuko wins. what i will not settle for is for nico to lose with this much of a gap. this nerdy emo child did so much for multiple generations of people coming into fandom due to character development, personality, and he was one of the first visibly queer characters in popular books intended for younger audiences. a hell of a lot of people clung onto those things, so where are you now? pay some respect to your goddamn roots
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