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elvyn · 3 months

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idk just playing with different brushes

#I can't stay with one brush for too long because I get bored lmao #I would like to finally find the perfect one #but there is always something I don't like about them #so I keep changing them again and again #But here's shinji my test subject #Aizen would be proud lol #Hirako Shinji #Bleach

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bleachbleachbleach · 3 months

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°𐐪♡𐑂° Gotei 13 Compatibility Test °𐐪♡𐑂°

Editorial Notes:

※ It has come to the attention of the editorial staff that past data from old versions of the Computer Fun Compatibility Test--concerning participants who have since disappeared mysteriously--were mistakenly included in the current version. The staff apologizes for any mental distress this may cause.

※ Compatibility data is based on ethnographic field interviews very professionally conducted by editorial staff. Data may be reflective of the subjects' self-perceptions, which are not always based in objective reality. The staff apologizes for any confusion this may cause.

※ Questions are taken nearly verbatim from the original Living World Computer Fun Compatibility Test question bank, lightly edited to suit the context of the Soul Society. The staff does not apologize for the plagiarism; there is no copyright law in Soul Society. (But it's also fair use.)

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#14106 is japanese pager-speak for 'i love you'#the post that inspired this one did NUMBERS on Tumblr (5 likes)#naturally we needed to answer popular demand with a hotly anticipated follow-up!!!#please feel free to tag us if you post your results we'd love to see your percentages!#gotei 13 compatibility test #seireitei communications #bleach meme #bleach #no brain just bleach #please take the quiz it took me forever to input all 30 outcomes and I want to make sure someone sees them #+1

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krea2re · 6 months

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1 good drawing. one bad drawing

#bleach #nel tu #grimmjow jaegerjaquez #doodles #Tumblr is testing my patience

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recurring-polynya · 2 months

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I am never not thinking about Renji giving people rides on Hihiou Zabimaru, but somehow I forgot about the time Rukia used a Hakuren to launch Kon into the air during the kemari episode.

Reader, she was not sorry.

Unfortunately he started to go out of bounds, so Tessai felt it necessary to shoot him down with a Bakudou #99, p2.

I cannot emphasize enough that this was for a game of kemari to resolve some vague beef Rurichiyo and Kenryuu were having, there were literally no stakes whatsoever to everyone else, who just showed up and chose violence.

#rukia kuchiki #kon #bleach filler #all of the best bleach filler episodes are just ichigo trying to have a normal one while his friends have no chill whatsoever #kon only wanted to be on kenryuu's team so he could play with rukia this is so sad alexa play despacito #i almost posted this as a video #because they are playing 'senna' during this entire bit which is one of the best and most intense pieces of bleach fight ost #also there's a bit where orihime shields ichigo and he yells “THANK YOU INOUE” in exactly the way he yelled “THANK YOU CHAD” that time #but that was getting out of the scope of this post #it was so cute tho #renji and/or hitsugaya should have been in this episode i will never shut up about it #IKKAKU showed up a some point there is no reason we couldn't have had one if not both of our best soccer bros #i tell you rukia is constantly trying to steal renji's moves this is just like the time she blew herself up in the zan rebellion arc #i am sure he approves and supports her in this #it looks cooler when she does them anyway #maybe renji's entire bit is just test-ballooning Stunts for rukia so she doesn't have to embarrass herself on the ones that turn out lame #get you a man etc etc

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garbashedump · 2 months

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what if they were human?

kay kay kay so i was thinking what would the bugs loook like if they we in a human form or like in a disguse similar to scrabby and this is what i got:

I was also thinking hmm.... well beetles are one of the most diverse species in the world and literally I watched a video talking about how they collected beetles for a sample in the wild and out of those beetles they discovered 7 new species. Soooooo I was like what if they were different races instead?

honestly, I'd be so funny bc of how Scrabby is ginger and he just starts singing the Animaniacs song if someone asks his race

its literally just this lol

also I did as much research as I could ofc :p

Also one with the pink/green eyes (Popstar) belongs to @chaosaliien and the one with purple eyes (Stella) belongs to @liqu3d

#uhh here are their races if you're interested #moonfly is black #Jacob is Brazillian #Frost is middle eastern #Node is asian with curly hair from Prism #Stella is light skinned #like damn she in the mood #iv'e never seen men become so zesty in my entire life the way they act when ice spice comes on #stella ice spice FR LMAO #IVE TESTED MY HYPOTHESIS #THEORY? CONFIRMED.#god damn Jacob the definition of testosterone #when i tell you how clever i felt making Jacobs cracks as scars on his face #i might've done a bad job but jacob has bleached hair thats overgrownnnn so yeahhh #honestly i love chracters with vililigo they're actually so pretty #they have constellations on their face what is more mystical than that?#WHEN I TELL YOU I HAD 👏 TO 👏 TRUST 👏 THE 👏 PROCESS 👏 WITH 👏 THE 👏 VITILIGO 👏#white pen ink is very tasty i def recommend /j #diffrent face shapes lessss goooooooooooooooooooooo #ain't no way somebody reading all this shiii #ok ik ik ill stop writing becoming president of yappersville rn #lawful joke fanart #lawful joke #lawful joke fankids

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otrtbs · 8 months

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making heinously bad decisions rn*

*bleaching my hair to try and dye it like miss lana del rey from this era

#everyone pray for me #quickly!#did i do a test strand? no.#am i putting this bleach over years of black box dye? yes!

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wulvercazz · 3 months

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grimmichigrimmichigrimmichi >:3333 (pairing meme)

heheh okay- so shiP IT ofc 😂 .. but here's the answers;

What made you ship it?

so... I have a very specific list of qualities I look for when it comes to my favorite male characters. And Grimmjow fit them all 😂💕

When I first watched Bleach the only thing I shipped was IchiRuki, bc naturally that was the only way to go for me tbh, but then Grimm appeared and I was obsessed. When it comes to otps for me, first I find a fave character, then I consider the possible pairings. Not any other way. And with Grimmjow... well the only option for me was Ichigo tbh.

Not to discredit any other Grimmjow ships, I've done a few of them myself, but with how passionately these two throw themselves at each other I truly couldn't look any other way. Lol

So tldr; Grimmjow's got slut potential and I dig that, and they're too into each other for me not to see "gay" plastered all over them 💫

2. What are your favorite things about the ship?

Hmmm 🤔maybe how inherently feral it is, canon-wise. Also how harmonious their overall designs are together, there's nothing nicer than a pair that looks good together, at least as an artist. Also how easy they are (for me at least) to write/draw; I have a hard time focusing on one thing for long enough to get good at things (hence the many AUs lol!) so for me to have a ship I draw constantly for more than four years now... is truly astounding lmao. They helped me grow soooo much so they hold a dear dear place in my heart just bc of that alone.

And because of that last one: how easy it is to apply AUs to themmmm ;w;<33333 I can legit think of anything and make an AU out of it and not struggle too much to find the perfect place for them in it.

And also,, sort of fave sort of least fave- that it's not an overly popular ship in general (ik it's popular in the Bleach fandom itself, but rather; not popular like a ship from BNHA or JJK). Why; bc I get to have my quiet space where I draw all the ideas I want and yet have had verY few people throw insults at me for some of my darker stuff 😂 Bigger fandoms I've interacted with (as a viewer mostly) have had issues popping up left and right, people getting upset over dumb shit and letting that grow to huge proportions, "antis" everywhere... yeahhhh no thanks 😖

but also-- it gets verY quiet at times specially for someone who's so picky. Like, if I could find a fandom space like the exclusive bottom Bakugo enthusiasts I followed on twt (and even bought a whole zine about) but for GriMMJOW??? WOOF😭💕 so yeah,,, love-hate situation on this last bit lmaooo

3. Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

A few 😂😭 everyone who's followed my art for a certain amount of time can probs tell how the 'tism really affects how I enjoy ships lmaoooo I have to enjoy them a very specific certain way so... that means I don't partake at all on a good few of the popular tropes for the ship. Some I can think of rn; damsel-in-distress!Ichigo, overly hurtful!Grimm (although this one is more old fandom I think 🤔? I remember, in a lot of fics back then, Grimmjow was portrayed a lot as this violent rapist adgdfddfdff not for me lmaoo), ofc top!Grimm, Grimmjow acting all macho relationship wise, and too much angst (I think this ship (and Ichigo in general lets be honest) can call for a lot of angst in fic so I totally get it- but ...meh, if it's not romaticized/sexualized angst, idc for it adgdfgf I don't like it when they actually suffer 😭)

OOH OH! ALSO --- making them OOC in AUs CAN be great actually (to me at least). I know a lot of people (not just here, but in any ship/fandom/etc) don't love OOC characterizations of their fave characters/ships (hence why it's a tag we use tbh) but I personally love that at times??? I won't do it all the time and all over the place... but AUs where there's space to make Grimm less violent? or Ichigo less friendly/loving??? While still within their canon character potentials--- hecC yes. >:)ccc

Also ofc; that I wish it was still common to tag ships as top-bottom like it is with HoEn/EnHo (bnha), VK/KV /trigun, KRBK/BKKR (bnha) etc or at least tag it some other way along the ship.... it would be sO much easier to filter out stuff i don't want to see instead of having to mute/block a whole person I would still love to see stuff from.

BuT I am aware most have no preference whatsoever lmaO so... yeah nothing I can do there except not follow people pfFFF 😂😭 (and wait until I find peeps with similar tastes aasdfs)

#ask meme #Ichigrimm #grimmichi #一グリ #bleach #ship ask #ikik I'm a bit crazy it's okayyy i'm aware #pffff #I also have baD anxiety so I enjoy things like a trembling chihuahua afraid-yet-excited about it's own toys pfFF #if the flavor changes I stop eating is what I'm sayinnnggg adsfsdasfsf #*sniff tests everything*#answered

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snurtle · 1 year

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😅 @recurring-polynya infected my brain with [this comic]

I’ve been thinking about it ever since. Every once in a while I’ll just think about “squirm, wormimaru!” and just lose it laughing. So! Fanart of fanart.

I think Rukia would totally double down and jump at the chance to make Chappie-esque merch of her #1 worm boyfriend. Jury’s out on whether or not Renji will survive it.

Also, because I’m insane, I made a little colored Wenji (worm renji) and then turned it into an embroidery pattern, because you can’t support a worm properly if you can’t carry him on your shoulder for real. Behold! A test print!

He’s like ~5cm across and ALSO makes me lose it laughing. I don’t know if I’ll ever make a neater one. I like how janky it is. Feels true to the Rukia merch spirit.

He sparks joy. :D

#polynya if you want an .svg of worm renji you are welcome to it LOL #It's MESSY #because I only cleaned it up enough to make it printable from my embroidery machine #but IT'LL GET THE JOB DONE I TESTED IT MYSELF #hahahahaha #i love the 'what if i was a worm' meme soooo much i had to springboard off your amazing comic #bleach #my art #renji #rukia #...dare i tag....#wormimaru

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o0o0thorn0o0o · 1 year

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I wish I could have but even a fraction of Orihime’s imagination… Couldn’t think of anything better than Ichigo being a secret agent, haha.

Wanted to post one final thing before my break, and I guess I wanted a soft sketch or something which then turned into a mini-comic of sorts. Speaking of break…:

It’s time for my (planned ^^;) annual month-long break. Feels so soon since my three-month…hiatus, but ah, what can I do?

I’ll still be here, like last year, but not as frequently and won’t be posting much of my own work if at all. Nothing digital, that’s for sure. Again, tryna take a break from my iPad for better habits and focus on other stuff rn. Maybe traditional sketches, but I said that last year, and how’d that turn out? Eheh…

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animeloverskylarmoon · 2 months

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Mayuri Kurotsuchi (Bleach) - Chapter 1

“Is that her?”

“Shh, not so loudly, she might hear you.”

You really wish you could banish what you feel. But you suppose you prefer them viewing you as a coward rather than a monster.

The sight of a few of the captains walking brings an unsettling feeling and even worse memories.

“(Y/N)!!!!”

Rukia’s call echoed, her body trembling. She could see the blood.

So much.

The sword protruding from your chest should have you crippled, but you were still standing. Rukia was paralyzed as you stood over the hollow. Byakuya watched. His sword had been drawn for battle, but you were standing before what seemed like the last hollow, remorse not present on your face.

“W-Wait you heartless reaper w-wa-”

You rammed your hand through its mask, its body disintegrating shortly after.

This particular mission had taken a turn for the worse. It became apparent that these hollows were too much when one of them had managed to get a hold of your blade. The very sword that is now impaled in your chest. The second the captains were alerted of the chaos, they’d rushed over immediately.

If they expected anything, it wasn’t a reaper taking out hollows with their bare hands.

Toshiro was in a similar state of shock.

There were multiple indents in the ground and they could only assume you had something to do with it. Rukia’s body was beaten, and yours seemed much worse, yet you were still standing.

You finally turned in their direction and Toshiro had to admit he didn’t like the dead look in your eyes.

“We need to be careful, she could be dangerous.”

That’s the word he used that day.

“Dangerous..”

Any other reaper would have been praised for taking down six hollows single handedly. That was something the eleventh squad members loved to boast about, but you’d practically begged the head captain to keep it all a secret. Every reaper below the title of captain was unaware of your situation.

Rukia was the only one who knew because she’d seen it first hand.

You wish that you could rid it, the terrified look she wore. When you finally gained consciousness, you woke up in squad four and you were circled by captains. All of which were looking at you as if you would strike at any moment.

You hated it, and you knew it wasn’t intentional. But you couldn’t help but feel like the enemy.

Like something that should be eradicated.

You kept your eyes forward as you stepped into twelfth division, you were greeted by Nemu and of course that crazy scientist.

“Ah, if it isn’t my favorite experiment."

He twiddled his fingers in that creepy way, smiling in a way that always had an unpleasant chill rushing up your spine.

“Please don’t do anything weird Kurotsuchi-taicho.”

Yesterday he’d literally made markers on your body when you fell asleep. You had to check just to make sure he hadn’t stolen an organ while you were just trying to catch a nap.

“I am only conducting the necessary experiments to fully study your healing. Nemu, bring me the syringe.”

“Hai, Mayuri-sama.”

She picks up the item from the table, walking over as she hands it to him.

“Sorry for the discomfort.” Nemu says beforehand.

The needle is quite long. You just give her a smile.

“Compared to the crazy stuff he’s already stuck inside me, I think the needle is the least of my problems.”

You hold out your arm, and Mayuri takes your wrist, injecting you with who knows what. His eyes are firmly planted on your form. More specifically, your lack of reaction. He casts a look in Nemu’s direction, and she nods soundlessly. You raise a brow with a tilt of your head.

Mayuri retracts the needle, dropping it into a nearby bin.

“Interesting.”

He reaches for a small clipboard, taking notes. When he’s done, he rips the sheet off, handing it to Nemu.

“Please send this to Akon.”

“Yes, Mayuri-sama.” She takes it, walking away. When the door shuts behind her you sit there waiting.

“Are we done?”

“For now. Return tomorrow.”

You nod, standing as you stretch your arm experimentally. The needle has left some residual blood, and you stare at it.

“We cannot take a chance of sending her on missions until this situation is dealt with. We have no way of telling who she sees as an ally or enemy in that state.” Toshiro argued.

All you could do is stand there as the captains decided whether or not you were fit to do your job.

“I can run the necessary tests to ensure that we have no reason to eliminate her.”

The choice of words made your eyes widened and Jushiro stepped forward, clearly displeased.

“She is not something to be removed!”

“Regardless of your personal views, we are unaware of what she’s capable of. I can help. Let me test her.”

Looks were exchanged around the room. No one really trusted Mayuri not to carry out crazy experiments, but the uncertainty seemed just as unnerving to them.

“Very well, starting today you will be in Mayuri Kurotsuchi’s care.”

You just bowed your head.

“Yes, I understand.”

It was painful watching them decide your faith like that.

You had no say in anything. In a way, you’re grateful to Mayuri. Not just for his input, but possibly his indifference. You chuckle, and he turns at the sound.

“Is something funny?”

He sounds a bit annoyed, probably because you haven’t left yet.

“It’s nothing really, it’s just that you’re probably the only one who doesn’t look at me like a monster.”

You smile, but there is nothing humorous about it.

Mayuri just watches you.

“You’re quite stupid.”

“H-Hey!!”

He waves his hand casually.

“Why would I look at such a precious specimen like a monster? Your entire makeup is exquisite. You can’t expect a simple minded being to understand the extent of your power. Fear of the unknown is for foolish beings who lack the understanding of how the world works. Do not insult my intelligence.”

You can’t really say much because that’s probably the nicest thing that this mad scientist has ever said to you.

Looking down, you can’t help but flush. Him of all people shouldn’t be the one giving you a pep talk. This guy is pretty much a maniac.

Maybe that’s the lesson.

Monster, mad scientist..maniac.

Maybe the problem is the labels that are used to perceive things that are different.

Despite yourself, you smile, shaking your head.

“Arigatou, Kurotsuchi-taicho.”

He looks over at you, and the smile that you wear just makes him click his tongue.

“Don’t get ahead of yourself. “

You still smile.

“Hai!”

There might be more to your abilities than what you initially thought.

#mayuri kurotsuchi #bleach #fear #tests #captains #nemu kurotsuchi #trust #fluff #humor #care #gotei13 #power #experiements #mayurixreader #soul society

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bagofchips-and-allthatjazz · 8 months

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It's that time of year again, I guess. I need to pick a color and just DO IT. My hair has been natural for TOO LONG.

#also it needs cut so badly but trust issues with salons #me #mine #selfie #don't be creeps #Green was fun #but it's been a long time since I've done pink or purple.#ginger has also been floated as an option but I want help for that #I wish the silver test section I did had turned out better #after looking at blonde pics of me I've realized I can't do that again #bleaching has to be prep for something else not just its own thing

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pinkhairswagtourney · 1 year

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Pink Hair Swag Tourney, Round One, Part One

#szayelaporro granz #szayel aporro granz #bleach #mizuki himeji #baka and test #baka to test to shoukanjuu #round one

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bleachbleachbleach · 3 months

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°𐐪♡𐑂° Gotei 13 Compatibility Test °𐐪♡𐑂°

My (whipplefilter's) results!

Dying at my ONE POINT MATCH with Yachiru. This is accurate, though. We would not be compatible at all.

I'm a little surprised by my Rukia and Hinamori scores! But they can both definitely do better than me, so it's for the best we don't try. XDD

Which isn't to say that Nanao can't also do better than me, but HANDS OFF, SHE'S MINE. <333333 And by such a wide margin, relative to my second most compatible hit.

I love that the white hair club all showed up together (Ukitake, Isane, Hitsugaya), closely followed by the All-Gotei Varsity Pickleball League (Renji, Iba, Kensei).

#later tonight i'm gonn go through and look at everyone's tags/replies/posts with their results I AM SO CURIOUS AND I WANT TO KNOWWW SO BADLY #gotei compatibility test #no brain just bleach

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mayuris-basement-dweller · 1 year

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Song Reccomendation:

First off, author's note.

Quite aware of official Kurotsuchi music tastes, had someone shove it in my face a while ago. This is just a headcanon, alright? Let's not fight over it. It is quite a self indulgent ficlet.

Also, it was induced by my late-night migraine. Any grammatical mistakes, chalk it up to my poor man's English and even poorer health. Ok? Ok.

We going by the premise Mayuri heard "Winter/Four Seasons" somehwere and so will you, my reader. There you go. Thank you for reading!

Play me like a Violin - Kurotsuchi Mayuri/Kenpachi Zaraki, Kenmayu, Zayuri

Cw: Violence

"What happens when Mayuri is disturbed by a whole lot of sound and fury."

He wasn't the biggest musical enthusiast, as the science man that he was. His life's soundtrack was the silence of his lab, the whirring of machines, frantic typing, the slicing of blades through flesh...

But, for some reason, he woke up with a certain song on the back of his mind that day.

And throughout the day, he could swear he felt it in his bones.

Maybe it wasn't the song at all.

Maybe it was just that day... He was still shaken.

"Ugh... Will this headache never stop?!"

Mayuri Kurotsuchi hated anything that interrupted his efficiency. Headaches being one of the worst offenders. And with all the work he had to do, too!

That would be one long day,indeed...

And his mind went right back to the song he was thinking about. By some human composer named Vivaldi. Antonio Vivaldi. And it was called "Four Seasons" but... Mostly "Winter".

Massaging his temples slightly, he was on his way to the 12th Division, and the song was still there. Why was he thinking about it so much?

Because it made his blood stir.

It made it boil. Not in a bad way like...

"Like that... Barbarian, does."

And it's happening again. Again his thoughts drift to Zaraki. This was unnerving, disturbing, something he didn't need at all. He had to fix that.

Somehow, he had to.

Or else, it would keep happening. It could keep happening.

Vivaldi's Winter. And those strings. Those strings cut like swords. Fast. Inclement. Like a terrible and fleeting memory.

Like his memories of the night before.

Down to the lab he went. His thoughts a mess and his heart pounding.

He just wanted his peace and silence back. But his thoughts had a lot of sound to them, his body was still singing tunes...

And he hated it. Every single bit of it.

He opens the door. Nemu greets him. Akon greets him. But he needed silence. Silence and distance from everyone.

He goes and locks himself in his personal lab.

"Ah, strings..."

He closes his eyes and breathes. No one could know. No one should know.

But then it all rushes back to him and he groans, mad at everything but especially at himself.

Why did he enjoy that so much?!

Why Zaraki throwing him around with so much violence, ripping his clothes off, pining him against a wall the past night... Made him feel alive like he didn't feel in ages?

Why was he shaking, thinking about that now?

Why. Why. Why!

He could feel his throat drying up.

Like the rhythm of that song, he could remember every moment vividly. It was just another fight that suddenly took a turn. That wasn't supposed to happen. That shouldn't have happened!

It went against every one of his logical thoughts. It didn't make any sense. That bastard had no right, he had no...

But the kisses and caresses and the hushed sounds...

Like Winter's strings. Fast. Desperate. Harsh.

And Zaraki's voice:

"Aha. Suddenly I am not such a nuisance anymore, huh, Kurotsuchi?"

Mayuri sits down and hits his desk in blind anger:

"Yes! Yes, you are a nuisance and I hate you and I want you gone!"

While he buried his face in his hands, he could still feel it all. Every fleeting moment, every touch, like if it was happening then and there... In his lab.

Crescendo and Decrescendo.

Too long and too fast. He couldn't focus his thoughts. All he could remember was Kenpachi. His voice, his taunts, his scent, his body...

"Don't even... Try to struggle. No one will hear you. Today, you lost."

Zaraki smirks somehwere in his memories:

"And you are all mine."

And then sounds. Sounds and more sounds.

And silence.

And hushed goodbyes. And promises of hatred everlasting. At least from Mayuri's part, because Zaraki...

"Yeah, yeah. See you next week. Bound to lose to me again, anyway. Just make sure you... ahem..."Get mad at me" somehwere more secret. You don't want people hearing you, right?"

The nerve!

His anger was such he could break someone in half, right then. Anyone that dared getting near him would die a gruesome death! Anyone that breaks the sanctity of his silence...

- Master Mayuri?

Urgh. Nemu.

He massages his temples again. Anger boiling.

- Come on in.

Nemu opens the door:

- Excuse me.

Mayuri looks at her. And he blurts it out, probably led by those strings that kept killing him with their blinding speeds:

- Ah, Nemu... How can something be beautiful and terrifying at the same time?

He dramatically raises his hands:

- How can something make one feel regret... But also seek more of it? What kind of punishment is this?

Nemu looks at him in silence. Mayuri smirks to himself:

- Yes, I lost. Indeed, I lost. Nemu?

- Sir?

- Bring me tea. And...

She looks at him. Green eyes a mystery, so cold and so deep.

Like Winter:

- Nothing. Just make sure no one interrupts me today.

- Yes.

Nemu leaves.

Mayuri sighs. And starts humming.

#kurotsuchi mayuri #kenpachi zaraki #bleach #kenmayu #I DID IT MOM #I GOT BRAVE ALL OF A SUDDEN #OKAY #it's now out #you gaymers are free to laugh #This is just a test run #if it flops I will end it all #ahahaha I jest #Maybe #Symb Writes

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noirandchocolate · 6 months

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Mom: Unfortunately our main water pipe to the house has backed up and/or collapsed, can we all come use your shower?

Me: *who hasn’t properly cleaned her bathroom in six weeks due to illness and working nonstop even on weekends on the past two job cases*

#kidk says stuff #ma: can your brother come shower right now immediately?/me: um may I have perhaps ten minutes?#((I made it presentable in the 10 but then scrubbed the whole room clean))#((so when ma herself takes her turn to shower it will be Nice))#oh you know spending my work at home day getting my blood drawn for testing and then spraying foaming bleach in my shower #normal things everyday things #((I have also read 600 pages of my case file I’m working don’t worry lol))

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b1skiel · 7 months

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死ねなさい

#me #quilge opie #cosplay #bleach #bleach tybw #quincy #wip cosplay #makeup test

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