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lichfucker · 1 year

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between "who's billy," silver telling gates that a man with a knife in his back did it to himself, eleanor and vane punching each other in the face, hume's speech about how shame keeps society running, "I can't resist an opportunity; it's a sickness, really," "I am your king," and flint bludgeoning singleton to death with a cannonball, the pilot really gave us so much. it gave us SO much. and it still had time for lesbian sex.

#I could've SWORN I've made this post before but I can't find it so #bluh bluh #black sails shitposts

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st-just · 8 months

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Handshake meme between "wild west' and 'golden age of piracy' with 'dozens of famous folkloric heroes and villains whose actual careers lasted like six months'

#black sails #television #shitposting #history

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jaynovz · 5 months

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"THIS WEEK ON NEW PROVIDENCE ISLAND'S NEXT TOP CUNT..." aka television show Black Sails 2014-2017 from Starz

#black sails #collab joke from the group chat #shitposting #black sails crack #caps

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genderfuckpirate · 1 year

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"fuck it we ball" (x)

#black sails #black sails xxi #i think this is my favourite episode #black sails memes #black sails edit #fandom brainrot #shitpost #made by me #john silver #captain flint #pirates #mine

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cashmere-caveman · 6 months

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tfw u realize that a triangle has three sides and one of them has nothing to do w ur corner at all

#i <3 recycling my own uquiz answers into shitposts on tumblr dot edu #black sails #truly moments in bisexualism. for both silver and me.... cant even imagine how devastating this mustve been for his repressed ass #i stole the image from the uquiz so i wouldnt have to look it up myself and for that i needed to retake it #and i got joji this time hehe #anyway. do u think this is when the dread set in for silver. the dread like u know The Dread???#was abt to tag this as john silver but then i went like bro thats not even his name #to me he is silver blacksails the way flint is flint blacksails madi is madi scott and max is max nolastname #anyway. black sails show of all times abt triangles (the shape) and triangles (the polycule arrangements)#cavetext

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etoilesombre · 7 months

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"Fucking would fix them" "Fucking would make them worse"

Well them fucking would fix ME, anybody ever stop to think about that?

#i think we need to reexamine our priorities here #in fact cut out the middle man #i could just fuck him #it would fix SOMEBODY #yes i meant to make this shitpost when i changed the blog subtitle #but well i was tipsy so i forgot #eh fuck it we're putting this in the tag #black sails #silverflint #ok time to stop procrastinating and start writing I GUESS

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landrinha · 2 months

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Silver: Is the male g-spot actually in the asshole?

Flint: 2 to 4 inches in, curl your finger down and apply pressure for a short period of time. Feels so good.

Flint: I mean, that's what i've heard.

#captain flint #james flint #john silver #black sails #silverflint #silver x flint #flint x silver #shitpost

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whynotcreamsoda · 9 hours

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tell me why the black sails hangover is worse than my own breakups

#black sails #shitpost

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tiofrean · 1 year

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Would you like to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

#black sails #black sails shitposting #captain james flint #billy bones

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shutthehellurmouthbee · 8 days

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How Flint’s throuples began probably

Madisilverflint: I was going to kill you out of fear and panic but now I see we need each other for our survival. We bond over the oppression we all face, and come together to fight for a cause we all share. I’ve gained immense respect and fondness for you over the course of our little rebellion. Now let’s build a world of our own where we can all live happily and safe from the world’s unending horrors.

Flinthamiltons:

Miranda so drunk she can barely stand: Heyyyy so me and my husband saw you across the bar and though youwere really hot—

#black sails #I adore them both but this is just how I imagine it in my mind #Miranda is such a flirt #madisilverflint #flinthamilton #shitpost

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sailsblack · 6 months

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john silver went from bouba to kiki in just four seasons

#john silver #black sails #black sails shitposting #luke arnold #has this been done yet #if so i’m sorry #silver #mine

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lichfucker · 7 months

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[image description expanded from alt text: five photos of me (a white nonbinary person with curly brown hair pulled back in a half-ponytail, wearing a teal hawaiian shirt with pink flowers) and my friend (a white man with short red hair, wearing a sleeveless black hoodie) showing off pairs of custom booty shorts. both pairs are printed with quotes by Flint from Black Sails. mine have the full text of Flint's "freedom in the dark" speech from the finale, and my friend's simply say, "Who's Billy?"

the first photo shows us standing side by side with our backs to the camera. I'm holding a small knitted chibi doll of Silver above my shoulder, and my friend (whose face is covered by a sunglasses emoji) is holding a matching Flint doll.

photos two and three show me and my friend, respectively, standing by some large boulders in matching triumphant poses, with one knee bent and one hand on our hips. photos four and five show each of us kneeling on the ground. in photo four, the Flint and Silver dolls are lying on the soles of my boots, just beneath the text on my shorts, and it looks as though Flint is glaring angrily at Silver. in photo five Flint alone is propped up against the soles of my friend's boots, beneath the "Who's Billy?" text. end id]

what's more powerful: having an entire paragraph of text on each asscheek, or one word per cheek?

we sat on this figuratively for a month and now we shall sit on this literally in perpetuity.

not pictured: my friend twerking upside-down against the boulder to make "who's billy" jiggle

#bluh bluh #black sails #black sails shitposts #james flint #gpoy #it me #a face with a view #technically. my face is not actually in any of these photos lsfdkjf

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bookwyrminspiration · 11 months

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i appreciate how every time I start black sails posting all my mutuals just politely look the other way

#black sails #shitpost #i fill your dash with scenes and dialogue and characters that make me lose my fucking mind #and you see and go wow I hope quil is having fun I'm gonna. let him do that. pretend I do not see <3 #it think it's hilarious #just the stark difference in my notes

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jaynovz · 6 months

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