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why are lewis’s hands that big
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I woke up today and chose horny.
It was a stupid bet. Anyone with more than two brain cells knows not to challenge Ghost. At anything. Period.
But Soap is stupid, and well, in all fairness, really horny when it comes to Ghost, to challenge him at what he became a legend for. And now Soap’s lying in the dirt on one of the shooting ranges of the base, Ghost a couple of metres away and Soap’s losing. Badly.
That’s not to say that he isn’t an excellent sniper, but it’s the bloody Ghost he’s up against. There’s a reason they are drawing a crowd.
Ghost’s also lying prone, almost casual without his full gear, just camo pants and a t-shirt, skeleton gloves caressing his AW-50 more tender than he’s ever been with Soap. It’s not that he minds exactly, but Soap didn’t even know Ghost was capable of such gentleness before he saw him with his rifle. It’s obscene.
The distraction doesn’t help either, broad shoulders and thick arms straining the army green of his shirt sleeve. Anyone else and Soap would think they are showing off, Ghost simply needs this much space to exist. He’s loose, like he could stay there for hours. Which Soap knows he can, the dip of his back and the swell of his arse in a perfect curve to not put strain on any of his muscles. His thighs are spread and Soap wants to crawl between them and never come out. It’s everything he would get if he could beat Ghost.
The targets are half a mile away - a challenge in itself - and it’s windy. Windy as in they are pointing guns in completely fucking unrelated directions.
And Ghost sill manages to hit the mark. Not a headshot, but still pretty damn deadly. Soap’s trying to keep up, but they all have only a round left and all Ghost needs is another hit, anywhere, and Soap wouldn’t even have a chance.
Ghost swings his rifle around and shoots at nothing in particular. He smirks over at Soap - through the skull mask and balaclava, but at this point Soap doesn’t need to see his face to know what’s going on on it.
“Oops. Looks like you still have a chance, Sergeant. Only need a kill shot.” Ghost spreads his legs more, wiggles his arse and Soap stops fighting his own body. He can take the bloody shot with an erection.
“Not helping, Lt.” Soap growls back and Ghost huffs out a laugh. It grates on his nerves, because that’s as much evil cackling as Ghost will ever allow himself. He’s so bloody proud of how much of a fucking tease he is.
“My services don’t come cheap, gotta work hard for them Johnny.” Ghost sounds almost playful, still deep and rumbling and Soap has to remind himself that he’s been trained to withstand psychological torture.
“I’m going to fucking wreck your throat, Simon. Then I’m going to put my whole fist up your arse. Wipe that smug smirk off your face.” Soap groans, pushing his hips down to release some tension and takes aim.
Boom. Headshot.
Ghost keeps on smirking.
sgjkkfstfslt soap needing to remind himself he can withstand torture. like yeah buddy you can do it i believe in u 🙏
also this line “Anyone else and Soap would think they are showing off, Ghost simply needs this much space to exist.” whew 😳
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Jester hats… but…
BIG
#not art#character design#I drawing a silly lil gal#someone known as a jester#big…#hat…#on…#Women…#❤️
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I’ve been pretty neutral about Black Pearl Cookie, but I just watched the update preview and uhhhh 😳😳😳😳 H-hello mx…
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#making big purchases on my phone gives me anxiety ngl#i think i find it less trustworthy for some bizarre and irrational reason#twitter
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verified ways to donate to gaza directly
Help a Palestinian family directly:
gazafunds.com - Donate directly to a Palestinian family in urgent need of evacuation, medical attention, daily necessities, rebuilding homes, rebuilding businesses or more. Site run by Palestinians, all GFMs verified (full list here). Spotlights 1 stagnant GFM at a time. (*If you can't decide who/where to donate, just go to gazafunds.com & donate to the 1 GFM they show you!)
masterlist of 200+ verified Palestinian families' GFMs: Operation Olive Branch
Help provide tents: (*emergency as Rafah is being bombarded as we speak)
The Sameer Project: Currently providing tents & transport for families in Rafah who urgently need to evacuate to Deir Al Balah. Has a team on the ground in Gaza who have supplied tents to 1% of the displaced population in Rafah. Run by Palestinians. (paypal) (gfm)
@helpgazachildren: Currently helping Palestinians in a refugee camp in Rafah flee the Rafah invasion to Khan Younis. Funds go directly to Hussam, a Palestinian in Rafah who hosts a refugee camp. Funds will cover the cost of tents & transport fuel. Managed by a Palestinian @.fairuzfan. (gfm)
Food, cash & essentials:
Care for Gaza: Palestinian charity on the ground in Gaza distributing food, cash, medicine & other essentials to displaced families. Proof of their work found on their Twitter. (paypal) (gfm)
We Feed Gaza: Team of Palestinian volunteers in the heart of Gaza distributing food & water to 344+ families. More details & proof in their gfm. Vetted & promoted by LetsTalkPalestine. (gfm)
Direct Aid for Gaza: A Palestinian activist on the ground in Gaza distributing food, cash & other essential supplies to displaced families. Proof of their work found on their twitter. (paypal) (gfm)
Water (*only 2 weeks left to donate!):
Gaza Municipality's water campaign: The official Municipality of Gaza needs help rebuilding the water infrastructure in Gaza City to restore access to clean water & waste management services for the people of Gaza.
eSIMs:
guide to buy & send esims to gaza (highly needed, esim supply very low)
Crips for eSims for Gaza: If you don't know how to buy esims, don't have enough $ for an esim plan, or don't have the capacity to manage them (e.g. topping up regularly), you can donate any amt to this team of volunteers who pool funds to buy & maintain gaza esims regularly (see their financial accountability document).
Medical Aid:
Gaza Wound Care (urgent): Palestinian doctors in central Gaza treating injured/sick children & mothers in neglected displacement camps far from hospitals. Facing a severe shortage of medicines, medical equipment, and supplies. They need funds for their current campaign to battle infectious diseases in refugee camps. (paypal) (gogetfunding) (gfm)
international charities: Palestine Red Crescent Society, Palestine Children's Relief Fund, Medical Aid for Palestinians
#btw even $1 can help! small amts add up! if u cant donate pls share the links & consider organizing an event to raise funds online/irl#vetted the links alr but feel free to vet yourself. most of these I got from links vetted/shared by palestinians or even run by palestinian#in fact all in this list except Crips for Esims and PCRF and MAP are run by palestinians themselves#if you can't decide just go to gazafunds.com and donate to the 1 gfm they show you!#i also wanted to focus on the ones that are actually reaching gaza - ideally with a presence on the ground in gaza#big intl orgs' aid is still stopped at the border#donating to palestinian GFMs directly or to palestinian volunteers on the ground distributing food to fellow palestinians (eg CareForGaza)-#-is most reliable rn.#palestine#Palestine aid#is anyone is still seeing the original version of this post - check reblogs with comments to see my updated version
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TRANS MEI DRAGON JUMPSCARE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
#like majority of the time kids are not just 'being naughty'. they have big feelings inside little bodies it's a lot#also like.#it should be illegal to dye your hair fun colours if you aren't prepared for kids in public to ask if youre related to a my little pony#EDIT: the notes on this post are an absolute cesspool. i don't care about your reasons for hating kids you sound like a disney villain
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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing
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Listen to skyjacks also look at my cat
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I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks
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Love and light to marcille but she has the worst fucking opinions on God's good earth
#what do you mean. this is the hottest they've ever been#the other falin short hair. with the big old titties. i didnt include this one because marcille isnt commenting but holy shit.
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i appreciate the attempts a lot of game devs are making with gender neutral character creation, and i appreciate that it's actually a very difficult task to implement that depending on the game's base code. but it's so funny to me when you hear an uproar because some game has "entirely removed the gender option from character creation!!!!!" so you go to check it out and its just like
#i swear ive seen this happen in like 3 games now#and every time i am a little baffled at how this is a big deal#but like. well. they DID make an attempt. u right.
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I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.
#video games#elder scrolls#morrowind#baldur's gate 3#skyrim#i think having to visually see how meager those 5 coins are#sitting loosely in that big old wooden chest#makes me rethink whether i really need to steal them haha#update: i fixed the egg
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if i can impart any one piece of wisdom to y’all, it’s to, whenever possible, assume good intentions
assume people are trying their best, want to be good and treat others well, and that when their behavior doesn’t align with those goals, it’s because of outside factors that are pushing them to their limit
it’s hard to do, it doesn’t always come naturally, but it’s worth it
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