ive been getting really into applejuice recently

i already had a secret set of alt accounts disconnected from my main stuff (like ao3, tumblr, etc) as a just in case measure before i got into dsmp so i was already prepared. but now i'm like? technically considered a famous/big writer in this fandom? and I have a group of internet friends i've known for over 5 years that hate mcyt stuff and they know I'm famous in a fandom but I refuse to tell them what it's for bc they will literally rip me to shreds if they find out i'm into this stuff and it's so damn hard man so i totally get it

oh man dude what a position to be in. that sucks so hard i really hope someday your friends come around cause like everyone deserves to have a friend group that encourages or at the very least isn’t rude about their interests you know? <3

at the very least you can like. kin hannah montana /j /lh

https://www.tumblr.com/mcytblrconfessions/736474813226500096/i-see-better-representation-of-my-body-type-in this confession reminds me of your scar art

Aw! I do my best :3

Mcytblrconfessions askbox is closed so i guess youre the next best option

i do think they’re listed in my blog’s “other blogs like this one” so i guess this is my fate

now i don’t have a superiority complex but im just saying my anon ask on mcytblrconfessions has 200 notes and yours only has 30... sorry im so much funnier than you

the #best of mcytblrconfessions tag doesnt mean anything other than we (the mods) thought it was funny btw

ranboo has just called billzo a whore on stream. the mcytblrconfessions confession about ranboo calling someone a whore is true. this is the worst/best fucking timeline. the prophecy has been fulfilled.

im a crazy wild person who sends weird asks to mcytblrconfessions about hating gnf but literally he is one of the best dsmp characters and i stand by this. the dreams he has are genuinely so interesting and well done and the dethronent arc thing was soooo so so cool and i watched it nearly a year later. like some of these people are saying wild things. he may not be Pivotal to the Plot(?) but you can't just fucking get rid of him. sorry im a bit drunk right now. im also a cbeeduo main and like yeah i love that silly little pig as much as the next boober and i was genuinely upset with the nichael thing but bro what am i gonna do with it? everyone's upset in this situation so it's like why can't we all just rewatch some random mcc game like sleepytwt did that one time. cgnf is one of the best characters and gnf himself is actually pretty good at acting and writing his lore and i may kinda hate the guy for literally no reason but he's pretty hot and cgnf is very cool. sorry.

this was a fucking roller coaster anon thank you for baring your entire soul to me.

My best wishes to the mods of @mcytblrconfessions because I would have lost my mind dealing with whatever is going on there.

favourite thing to distract me from the pain of a blood test is watching jawsh and berd make out live on stream for the 80th time this week god bless

dream was my gay awakening. not that I was attracted to him but when he face revealed I realized I was a lesbian

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The mcyt fandom’s obsession with shipping boundaries is so embarrassing. “Are they ok with it? So and so said—“ I don’t CARE dude I just wanna make the cubitos touch bits without 4,000 teenagers in my DMs telling me that Joel Smallishbeans is married. I know. His wife seems cool. I don’t care about Real World British Man Joel getting hitched for real in the real world, I care about his shreksona and I would like him to allow Etho’s Slab™’s narutosona to press his lips tenderly against his neck in an act of romantic intent. Go outside and leave me in peace to smack my mcyt shaped Barbie© dolls together crotch-first at high velocity. (I am the only normal mcyt fan)

i go to church (not religious my boyfriends dealing with the whole being gay thing and realising his first crush was jesus) and sometimes when i'm sitting there following whatevers going on i zone out but instead of religious thoughts or something i just watch highcraft episodes in my mind

sorry wait pulling this one out of queue because i am speechless. what

mcyt you need to fucking STEP UP YOUR RPF GAME IDGAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need fujoshis on ALL FRONTS RIGHT NOW!! i need them on SLEEP DEPRIVED, i need them on HERMITCRAFT, i need them on LIFE STEAL, THERES NOT ENOUGH !!!! I WANT THESE REAL ASS MEN AND WOMEN MAKING OUT ON MY DOORSTEP NOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! DSMP GETS ALL THE GOODSHIT AND I SIMPLY DONT GAF ABOUT THAT BITCH ENOUGH, YAOI WARRIORS !!!!!!!

im not even a rpf guy and im obsessed with this ask

my favourite thing about the mcyt community is that ill see discourse about whether its ok to call conventionally attractive famous singer wilbur soot hot, and then a day later ill see a post thats like ''happy dilfpulse thursday everyone! remember to leave out milk and cookies for the arizonan dads and their pierced nipples'' . no inbetweens.