It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????
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I'm kind of at a point where the "queer spaces" i feel safest in are the ones that have a pet cishet dude or two hanging around
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i feel like the boeing whistleblower case should radicalize more people. a major airline company is producing planes with less and less regard for safety and it's starting to get noticeable. man takes them to court, which would reduce profit at the cost of public safety. he fucking dies the night that boeings legal team asks him to stay an extra day. if nothing happens about this, i hope it gets through to people that america would literally kill you for a few extra cents
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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry
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not if you think it's embarrassing for other people, but for you specifically
reasons my friend thinks its embarrassing: you have to hold it and what if it flies around in the wind, you have to close and open it which is humiliating, you have to carry it afterwards (its a commitment)
reasons i think it is not: i dont like being damp and soggy (i would rather be warm and cozy), other people are probably wishing they had an umbrella like me, i can dry it and put it away easily, you can open and close it in entryways so u dont even have to stand in the rain
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" im the mover im the shaker im the headline maker"
ocean this is the only headline you made
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girl demons>>>>>>everyone else
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nanno *藲:鉁э健
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Girl from nowhere聽
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dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior
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Miku but bones for hair.
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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.
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my favorite fictional ships are the ones that I look at and go "oh yeah. he NEEDS to die in the other's arms."
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