the first rule of pirating websites is you don’t talk about pirating websites. the second rule of pirating websites is you don’t talk about pirating websites.

figayda is the DEFINITION of "me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic"

What he says: It's everything about that! It's EVERYTHING about fishing.

What he means: I want simplicity. I want sweet nothings. I want you to love me for who I am, for who I want to be. I have been trying to shed my skin, trying to shed who everyone wants me to be. I want to be Ed, not Blackbeard. Just Ed.

And it's scaring me. Seeing you around all of this fame is scaring me. Seeing you not be stoked about my simplicities is scaring me.

Because, deep down, I feel like people only liked me for Blackbeard. People only respected that name, not my real one. And now? I'm folding stuff. And that's okay.

But you weren't okay. I shaved my beard and you ran. I caught a fish and you complimented me only to "make me feel good."

I'm so scared you only like me a certain way. I'm so scared I'm not enough.

I'm so scared you'll leave me because I can't be who you want.

Noir is the type to poetically monologue about a man from his youth that "had he been a dame, we would have been lovers" with such dramatic intensity you'd think he was talking about the love of his life

But then if someone asked Noir anything suggesting that he's attracted to men, he'd dismiss it like "Now don't get me wrong, that crowd is fine by me, but I'm not a homosexual. I like dames too much, haha."

And it drives the modern spider kids fucking CRAZY. They want to shake him and scream "BISEXUAL!!!" so bad but oh god he's wearing headphones, he can't hear them, oh my god 😨

did some dumb shit today and immediately thought of my favorite quote to cope

the fbc doesn’t appreciate ahti like I do

I think I really want to find him. I want to find him again.

I just don’t really know how.

if i had a nickel every time Arthur Morgan met a man named Charles and people started shipping them id have two nickels. which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice

Venture: I’m not like other girls nor am I a boy. I’m way, way worse. Cole:*looks at Hanzo* Hanzo: *pinches the bridge of his nose* No were not adopting them Cole: We've adopted Jamision!! Hanzo: YOU adopted Jamision, I was against it. Cole: That didn't stop us from adopting Illari and Hana. Hanzo: *Takes a deep breath and mutters softly in Japanese*Seirei-tachi, watashi ni hitsuyōna chikara o ataete kudasai (Spirits please give me the strength that I need)

been obsessed with this guy lately and made these a couple days ago

we are now as close to 2020 as we were to 2016 in 2020.

no one has suffered more than this man

Worst things characters from BOLAS have said or done

I think about what Quelin Sepulveda said in an interview about how Muriel going to Earth is like going to Disneyland and is pure sensory overload for them. It's cute at first, but then the more you think about it, you're like "Oh no, wait a minute..."

Of COURSE Earth would be sensory overload because Muriel has been sitting in an empty white space for six thousand years. It's basically solitary confinement because every few hundred years, someone visits to just ask a question and then leave. Earth has all these kinds of colors Muriel has never seen before, noises they never heard, smells they never smelled, it's crowded like crazy, all kinds of things Muriel has never experienced before! They only read it all in records they'd file!

AND THEN THE METATRON JUST UP AND LEFT THEM ALONE HERE??? I know he's supposed to be a dick, but REALLY? Does he have ANY IDEA how damaging it is to just abandon somebody on Earth when they have little to no experience on the planet at all?? He must not because holy shit!!! In every meaning of the words "holy shit"!!! He's a piece of holy shit!!!

By sand or by sea

fengqing 🥹🫠