Cricket: Hey Gloria?
Gloria: Yeah what's up?
Cricket: Why are oranges called oranges, but apple aren't called red-- omg AAAHH I can't take it anymore!
Gloria:...Huh?
Cricket: Eatin' a burger with no honey mustard. Eatin' a burger with no honey mustard. Eatin' a burger with no honey mustard. Eatin' a burger with no honey mustard. Eatin' a burger with no honey mustard. Eatin' a burger with no ho-
Gloria: NOPE! *jumps out window*
🥅 Write about a time or way in which you helped your villain F/O achieve their goals.
Crash is nothing if not extra.
Max hears the roar of the dirt bike over the crowd. The revving of the old Suzuki’s engine cuts through the night like a hot knife through butter, with smoke rising in its wake as Crash charges down the ramp pulling a fucking wheelie and hollering like he’s back on a torn-up dirt road. The crowd, the bike, and Max’s own heartbeat— all get drowned out as the chorus of Hard to Handle by the Black Crowes blasts over the loudspeakers.
The sudden shock of someone straight up driving a dirt bike into the stadium is enough to shock Jay into the corner of the ring. He stumbles, swearing as he watches Crash chase Juice and the Ass Boys away from ringside. There’s no suspension of disbelief necessary from the audience when their little trikes rip away at breakneck speeds— Crash clearly isn’t going to pursue them back up the ramp. He’s got other plans.
The Crash Test Trickster occupies himself with a lap around the ring. He pops one last wheelie for the cameras before parking his bike by the commentary table. Max watches him dismount and pull off his helmet like a knight after a jousting victory. Neither of them will be beating the Disney Prince allegations after tonight.
Crash hands his helmet off to Nigel with a grin and a wink.
“Keep an eye on ‘er for me, eh? I shouldn’t be too long.”
In a heartbeat, Crash is at the apron and reaching out for Max to tag him in. His smile is downright infectious— Max can’t help but beam as he dives in to slap Crash’s hand. They swap places, with Max scrambling under the ropes and Crash launching himself over top.
“Save the pin for me!” Max calls, finally able to catch his breath.
Crash tosses him a smirk over his shoulder. “Anything for you, darlin’!”
a common inside joke about the BCG vaccine has been going viral once again recently. it’s about how latin americans can always spot one another because of the vaccine scar they have on their arms, since we all got the shot as a baby and are usually crazily proud of it (is this a weird flex?).
there is countless memes going around, one of them shows a non latin-american pedro pascal fan calling it a sexy beauty mark after seeing him shirtless.
even though all of this is hilarious, it feels weird to see this subject come up without you being in it. I thought I would share just for the funsies, but also, do you guys not take this vaccine in the US? Is it just because TB doesn’t have a lot of cases yearly? Is it because of something else? Do you also have this sexy beauty mark?
Most people in North America do not, in fact, have this sexy beauty mark.
The BCG vaccine is more than 100 years old and remains the only vaccine for tuberculosis--even though we could've already developed new vaccines if the rich world gave a shit about TB.
BCG is effective at preventing death and serious illness from tuberculosis in young children, but it has very little (if any) efficacy in adolescents and adults. For this reason, it makes sense to give the vaccine in places where lots of kids contract TB. In the U.S., rates of active TB are low enough that young children hardly ever get infected, and so it wouldn't have much impact on our burden of tuberculosis.
So that's why some people have that sexy beauty mark and others do not!
hi please tell me you've seen the snk ovas they're everything to me
lmao obviously my favorite might be the annie one but all of them are literally so good. also this meme what i love in a loserboy who thinks he's the mc but if not the mc gets an insane character development in the most humanly way possible sorry for the bcg simp these days but haven't forgotten him