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zodiacsea · 9 months

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just made it to wyrm’s crossing last night and i think this game is abt to start rly rocking my shit

#bg3 spoilers #for my tags not the post LOL #my boyfriend is starting to go a little cuckoo insane the closer we get to baldur’s gate LOL #understandable but every time astarion opens his mouth he is like 2 seconds away from a fuckinh break down like. my man u need some prozac #last night xarrai was like ‘r u gonna be cool seeing the other vampire spawn babe’#and he was like ‘UR SO CUTE YES ILL BE SO FINE HAHAHA IT WONT BE A PROBLEM HAHAHAHAHA’#i love a crazy man.#still upset gale wouldn’t let me hit just bc i’m… dating ??? astarion #like come on man u wanted to blow ur self up to make ur ex happy. u cannot say u need my ‘whole heart’ or whatever #karlach still won’t even let me try to hit either :(#i’m gonna have to replay this tav once there’s a good polyamory mod they need to live the slutty life god intended for them #漫言 #baldur’s gay 3 lol

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tea-time221 · 8 months

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yknow, those horns suit you

ive been gone for like 6 months forgive me gang 😍 i forgot posting art on social media was a thing

i hope this doesnt come across as those weird twink x buff fanarts, i just find it infuriating that WYLL (renowned monster hunter, travels frequently) has the same body shape as ASTARION (vampire spawn isolated in a crypt for 200 years thats also been starved frequently) in game

#chat gay people might be real #shoutout to asidian for a little mishap on ao3 #they made me throw my hat into the ring #im still on act 2 of my first run but i will be playing either of these guys in some future run #TRUST #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #wyllstarion #bloodfrontier #bloodpact #and my personal tag #bloodblade #wyll #astarion #wyll x astarion #had to cover all bases 🔥🔥#farts n sharts #I FORGOT MY ART TAG LOL

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eastgaysian · 5 months

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possibly my favorite video game guy ever is galier du bois, a character who exists within my mind, my posts, and the games of a couple of my mutuals, and whose actual resemblance to gale dekarios from baldur's gate 3 is questionable at best

#gale dekarios #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #freshly minted #I GUESS. i had fun trying to imitate disco portrait style #need 2 make a matching kim lae'zel though hers won't reference kim's portrait anywhere near as directly lol #balls your gay 3 #galier du bois

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hamartia-grander · 4 months

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I love how whenever I see people discuss wyllstarion, in the context of "justifying" why one ships it, there's always that of why Astarion would love Wyll, extensively; bringing up that Astarion said he used to dream of marrying men like Wyll, or that Astarion said wants to feed off of Wyll, or that Astarion would want someone chivalrous and kind who would put his needs first and who would respect his boundaries and his past. Astarion is the fave white boy and so he's shipped with many different people, and this is how people who ship wyllstarion express why he'd choose Wyll. But I almost never see extensive explanation of why Wyll would love Astarion, because of course he would. Of course he'd love Astarion.

#THIS IS JUST AN OBSERVATION oh strangers on the internet NOT an ANALYSIS. I'm smarter than this.#Also check my reblog for more explanation bc I think ppl are misunderstanding lol #Sorry not to post about gay boys on main but I think about them a lot #Shadowzel are my faves I promise this was just on my mind #More in tags if you'd like to read them #Wyllstarion #wyll ravengard #astarion #Bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 wyll #bg3 astarion #astarion x wyll #wyll x astarion #Something something Wyll loves as easy as breathing and Astarion doesn't need to breathe but he still does #The reasons why Astarion clings to what he does and wanting Wyll who would keep fighting to hold onto what he loves #And Wyll holds on like it's second nature. Like he thinks it's his only choice.#The duality of people needing to explain why Astarion would love Wyll #while also acknowledging that Astarion wouldn't accept that Wyll loves him back without enough reasons #In fics Astarion needing Wyll to spell it all out for him while people acknowledge in discussion that Wyll just loves him. Of course he doe #there's obviously more to the appeal of them than just this of course #Wyll being the monster hunter who fell for a monster #Astarion having been soulless under cazador's control and technically heartless because his doesn't beat #but Wyll's does so freely #like of course Wyll would love Astarion. kind gentle gracious too-forgiving-for-his-own-good respectful loving Wyll #but astarion needs convincing that he has anything worth loving #and wyll would do it #he'd want to do it #Wyll finding no fault in anyone but himself and Astarion snapping him out of it with his no-nonsense ways

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ittybitsysword · 4 months

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My favorite flowers are Night Orchids, and I don’t know how to swim.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #my art #shadowheart #baldurs gate 3 #sorry your stigmata scar is on the gay hand #shadowheart bg3 #ok I have to put my phone down now because if this doesn’t hit the right audience I’m going to get very upset LOL

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daqthebard · 7 months

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Wtf even is this game, devs had fun with this one. I’m just imagining astar ion keeps this little note in the ball pouch of his underwear lmao

#baldurs gate astarion #astarion #lol #dnd memes #meme #funny #humor #baldur's gate 3 #dungeons and dragons #gay underwear #secret note #message in a bottle

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thats-a-lot-of-cortisol · 6 months

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For the mistletoe ask game.....number 4 with Astarion/Wyll?

I wasn't sure who you wanted in each position but I felt like this worked best! It's not a pairing I'd considered but it's really cute, hope you like it!!

This is the ask game it came from:

#fluff my beloved #they're gay your honor #wyllstarion #wyll ravengard #astarion #bg3 #bg3 fanart #wyll x astarion #sketch #my art #bg3 wyll #bg3 astarion #baldurs gate 3 #digital art #maybe it's not ~ technically ~ a kiss but it's as close as i could get lol

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creakysocks · 3 months

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My bg3 tav (who is definetely not a suprememly unethical transmutation wizard) and lae'zel based on this

#bg3 #lae'zel #bg3 tav #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 dragonborn #artings #theyr gay your honour #btw feel free to send me asks abt them #im am obsessed w them lol

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spookyclooky · 2 months

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sephirajo · 10 months

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I'm dying laughing, this and people complaining about Larian going woke then broke just prove to me most of these 'hard core gamers' had no idea what Larian's catalog actually LOOKS like.

#baldur's gate 3 #homophobia tw #reviews #lol #the straights are at it again #larian studios #the gay agenda #we're in ur video games

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sleepycrawly · 5 months

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average night at camp with my tav, mirad, and astarion. they’re both being so normal.

insta <3

#baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate #bg3 #tav #bg3 tav #astarion x tav #astarion bg3 #astarion fanart #astarion #astarion baldurs gate #astarion ancunin #gay #lol #fanart #art #my art #sleepycrawlies

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zodiacsea · 9 months

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ppl keep making very cute bard tavs and i’m over here with xarrai like “hello this is my little court jester. they want blood :)”

#baldur’s gay 3 lol #漫言 #i like them :) they do have a latent desire for bloodshed but it’s okay :)#astarion needed someone capable of matching him step for step in being a little bitch and by god did i give it to him.

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bardnuts · 8 months

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Going as long as possible with only Astarion, Day 1

(Durge) Woke up on the beach. Shadowheart is not there. Wander in a confused, vaguely bloodthirsty haze for a few hours. Almost get shit rocked by a pair of intellect devourers.

> Find a lute in a barrel. Reconsider this whole "sorcerer" thing.

> Critically fail at picking open those dusty ancient doors in the cliffside. Break thieves' tools. Give up. Kick sand.

> Sneak past intellect devourers (don't you feel good about yourself?)

> Encounter an ... elf. You think. He asks you to kill one of those brain things like you killed the others. You did not kill the others. This guy is a chump. "Easily," you say, "Stand back."

> Fail perception check

> Turns out the elf is as bad at living as you are. you give him a nosebleed. turns out he has brainworms too.

> For some reason you decide to stick together and look for a healer

> Discover pinned mind flayer. Smash its brains in. Make camp for the night

> Oh no it's just you and this stranger who pulled a knife on you

> The stranger who pulled a knife on you offers to take first watch

> Because you are an idiot, you agree

> Have lovely dreams about pulling out intestines and hanging them up around the camp like party streamers

> oh you're a little bit fucked up aren't you

> in the morning the stranger mentions that you don't seem to have slept well, and were shaking and convulsing all night

> "thanks for taking the watch," you say, deflecting

> "My pleasure. I thought you might be afraid I was a murderer."