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lurrlonde · 8 months
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lae'zel is not immune to the owlcub
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Everyone thinking Astarion would be the most romanced companion only to have him land in 4th or 5th place is the most hilarious outcome
Because Astarion himself would have walked up to those stats absolutely PREENING and being INSUFFERABLE, so certain he was #1 he wouldn't have thought for a MOMENT that he wouldn't be,
He'd have spent the whole morning pissing everyone off in the MOST obnoxious way, and then they all pile up against the poster pinned to the wall and he sees that he's not only NOT first, but he's WAY DOWN THE LIST
And him being just absolutely STUNNED the look on his face when then whole team just starts busting a gut
Wyll: thought you'd be used to bottoming- er, being on the bottom, eh Astarion?
Gale: oh how the mighty have fallen. Or never gotten up to begin with, as it seems.
Karlach: cheer up Soldier, I'd kiss that pointy mug of yours any day
Shadowheart, absolutely PREENING: I'm not surprised in the least. It's nice to see you in your proper place, Astarion. Like I am in mine.
Laezel: is this a battle prowess ranking they did it wrong I should be winning
Halsin: And so the Peacock finds its plumes plucked. Ease your heart, Astarion. Your feathers are still most entrancing to those of us who see you.
Astarion: I'm going to kill you all and burn. This. Poster.
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poreyneel · 10 months
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Who's gonna be the Chosen One?
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philonob · 8 months
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How do you do ❤️
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nikoco11 · 28 days
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she’s growing on me
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wormy-business · 8 months
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Bird flu? Yes, they tend to do that.
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"What's upstairs"? They cannot talk.
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Apartment Complex? I find it quite simple.
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"Road work ahead"? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.
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You're telling me a ginger bred this man?
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Wood fired pizza? How is Pizza gonna get a job now??
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Chef's kiss? Do- Do they really?
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Based? Based on what??
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weavefaerie · 14 days
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I'm right.
scratch is about to flip the table on accident and cause WW3
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rosemarygin · 30 days
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It was just very important to do this once I saw that sweater on Pinterest, don’t mind me
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lambf4rm · 3 months
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burying the hatchet
(the moment is ruined 5 minutes later when lae’zel tells shadowheart she has split ends and then a shouting match commences)
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starsea · 2 months
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happy valentines day! <333
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lilithdahobbit · 7 months
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Listen sometimes a family is just a vampire who feels the gods failed him, a warlock who knows the gods have turned their back to him, a Tiefling who was sold to demons, a wizard who was groomed by his goddess, a cleric who was abused by a cruel goddess and even crueller fanatics, a gith who so desperately wants to love but fears her god queen, and...a guy who has seen his own people die but still will fuck anything that consents.
Oh yeah and the cryptic skeleton guy who hangs out...he might be the god of death but honestly no one knows and he won't answer if they ask.
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lurrlonde · 5 days
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chk!
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I'm strongly NOT HERE for big tiddy Shadowheart. That woman deserves her smol naturals, she's gorgeous, don't inflate them
Same for Laezel, who shouldn't even have tiddies her race doesn't even breastfeed ashfgsg
Inflate Halsin
Go ham. Give that man the biggest naturals. Hell, inflate Gale! Tiddy that man right up. But leave Shadowheart and Laezel alone omg
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dr-vauclair-art · 1 month
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Portrait 12/30 - Lae'zel (Baldur's Gate 3)
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thestalkerbunny · 5 months
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Once you understand that Lae'zel's love language is being mean and that her entire culture is rooted in being mean to each other-Her romance route just makes SO much more sense.
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toxictoad · 2 months
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I'm bisexual but a lot of the time I find female characters boring because the writers pigeonhole them into tropes and they're lazily written but when I tell you that bg3 has the most fucking INCREDIBLE female romances I am not lying. I love my big buff muscle gf who's highkey on fire. I love my girlie who was raised in a cult but is just a sweetheart who tries to be edgy. I love my militaristic gf who wants to lick sweat off of me. I love my evil wife who literally gives 0 fucks they are all mine and I love them so much
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