Urgent question!
Can you bake edible glitter? How easy would it be to mix edible glitter into brownie batter? If I mix the edible glitter into brownie batter, will it look pretty? Should I add extra edible glitter to the top before baking just to be certain? How much glitter can I put in there before it becomes inedible?
THESE QUESTIONS ARE VEEERRRY IMPORTANT! PLEASE HELP!!!
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The Great British Bakeoff but it's Ghosts
This is going to be a longer post but here goes: (if you're British like me you'll understand this, if not you'll probably be confused)
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Pat - does something simple but wonderful that links back to his Yorkshire roots. (I feel like he would be a good baker.) He gets the Paul Hollywood handshake and immediately befriends the comedian hosts.
Mary - burns it.
Captain - does something from the time of rationing. He makes a very small cake with minimal ingredients, but for what it is it's quite good.
Fanny - makes something old fashioned, such as fruit cake or figgy pudding. It doesn't taste of much and she gets very offended when the judges say so.
Thomas - pours his heart and soul into the cake. Starts crying halfway through and has to take a break. He probably makes something fancy with pineapples or other unusual ingredients, just because he can.
Julian - brandy. He puts lots of brandy in the cake. He must have luck on his side, because it turns out surprisingly well. Maybe he bribed the judges.
Kitty - does something cute and pink and heart shaped. It's not that tasty but the judges don't want to be mean to her, and so they say it's delicious.
Humphrey - fairly average. He makes a two tier cake, and the top tier keeps falling off. At one point he leaves his head in the freezer.
Robin - Doesn't really know how to make cake, but he tries his best. He gets excited about the oven and messes with it just enough that the cake comes out perfectly cooked.
Technical:
1st place: Captain. Unsurprising, given he's good at following (and giving) orders.
2nd place: Humphrey. A little more unusual, but he seems to have a knack for baking now that he's reattached his head.
3rd place: Julian. Bribery, probably.
Last place: Mary. She burnt it.
Showstopper:
Pat - makes a scouts themed cake with marshmallows and chocolate. It's very tasty.
Mary - crème brulée. It's quite good, possibly because it's actually supposed to be burned.
Captain - makes Havers's favourite cake. Gets sad but won't tell anyone why. At least he didn't bury any explosives in it.
Fanny - very extravagant tiered cake. It has a replica of Button House on top, and it looks a little like a wedding cake. One of the windows keeps falling off. Strange, given it's the one she was pushed out of.
Thomas - Red velvet cake. He writes his poetry on the sides in food dye. It's decorated with small chocolate beads that look surprisingly like musket balls.
Julian - adds more alcohol. In fact, he spends so much time adding alcohol (and drinking it) that he runs out of time and isn't able to ice the bottom half of the cake.
Kitty - it's heart shaped again, and it has tiny fondant dolls on top that she made. They depict her, Alison, all of the ghosts, her father, and her sister - herself and the people she loves (even if not all of them deserve it).
Humphrey - he makes a french cake. It's very nice and all, but the instructions that his wife used to use are in french, and once again the top layer keeps falling off. Couldn't think why.
Robin - blows everyone away with an incredible Moonah Ston cake. It's very accurate, and there's something almost... electrical about the flavour. It's also perfectly cooked thanks to his fiddling with the oven.
Star baker:
Robin! Despite having no prior experience, he really managed to wow everyone with his showstopper. To celebrate he blows all of the fuses in the tent.
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Jttw gang: You do have magic!
Sophie, with the vinegar and baking powder she brought for her sleepover: No, it’s science. Anyone can do it, they just have to understand how it works.
Jttw gang: …Science magic!
Sophie: No—
To some degree yes and also ayoo what kind of sleepovers did you go to if you think Sophie would have vinegar and baking powder??? 😂😂😂
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why are cost overruns on government contracts a problem? couldn't the goverment just stipulate that the contractor has to eat them? is the problem that nobody would do the work under those conditions?
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