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frenchiefitzhere · 10 months

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The Skrunkle Simp Song

Music and Lyrics by Frenchie

(This is a little rougher than I usually like to have for published music, but I was so happy to finish and record a song for the first time in 5 months that I kinda don't care that it's imperfect.) Lyrics below the cut :)

Verse 1

Don’t ask me why I like him

I’ll never find the words

But my skrunkly little meow meow

Makes me simp until it hurts

He’s an awful, evil bastard

And they say that he’s no good

But I promise I can fix him

He’s just misunderstood

Refrain 1:

Oh my Skrunkles you’re so mean

And even sometimes quite obscene

But I love you just the same

You’re the monster I will tame

(Oh you’re so lucky I picked you!)

Verse 2

He’s a heinous, hateful villain

And he stands for all that’s bad

But Skrunkles, it’s not my fault

You’re so cute when you get mad

Your funny angry eyebrows

Tell me all I need to know

Who’s a stinky, grumpy skrunkle?

Who’s the lowest of the low?

Refrain 2:

Oh, Skrunkly-Man you’re horrible

Corrupt and vain and vile

So I push my hair behind my ears and say:

“Do you just…like…wanna hang out for a while?”

Like…I have a car… We could just…get out of here…”

Verse 3:

Don’t ask me why I like him

I know he’s problematic

Babygirl is complicated

But I like that he’s dramatic

He gets his kicks from doing things

I’d never do myself

So honestly he’s safer

Sitting here up on my shelf

My no good, nasty skrunkle-doll

Is my new favorite toy

Hey, handsome. Just one question:

"Who’s been a bad, bad boy?”

#fandom #fandom songs #frenchie makes musical fanart #imperium lasko #prince sadone #bad bad boys #simp song #skrunkle #skrunkle song

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animusrox · 2 months

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"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack

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t00thpasteface · 2 months

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here's something stupid: the catcatfish

some quick facts:

they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.

they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.

their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.

they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.

the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.

they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!

#drew these bad boys in ichthyology lecture 🐟#art #sketch #orig #meme redraw #cat #fish #catfish #blue catfish #fantasy species #original species #hybrid #animal hybrid #speculative biology #catcatfish

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annoyingatfirst · 11 months

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seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

#on the highway rn and there’s so many of these bad boys

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artkaninchenbau · 5 months

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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

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time-woods · 9 months

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oh that same old familiar tune, where have i heard it before?

oh, right with you.

this took me a little while to complete- the uncompressed file size ended up being 101mb. . . beeeg file,

#adventure time spoilers #adventure time #simon petrikov #betty grof #ice king #fionna and cake #they are oh so right but soooo bad for each other #theyre the type you cant picture with anyone else but boy do they have some issues to sort out #STOP THESE SELF SACRIFICING TENDENCIES ! ! !

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so-much-for-subtlety · 1 month

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#nooooo #we lost one #cooper #bad boy

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hansoeii · 1 month

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this one's for you, edwin paine

#charles said he misses kissing so I did what had to be done #these two won't leave my brain #which is bad cos I REALLY need to focus on my final #but oh well #what can I do #dead boy detectives #DBD #dead boy detectives fanart #painland fanart #chedwin #chedwin fanart #my art #digital art #fanart #my fanart

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hunter-rodrigez · 9 months

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Accessibility tip:

If you want to automate your home a bit, but you don't want any "smart" tech, you can just buy remote controlled power sockets instead

They are a lot cheaper and easier to set up and use than some home automation smart tech nonsense

They don't need an app (but some models come with optional apps and there are apps that are compatible with most of these)

Many of them use the 433mhz frequency to communicate, which makes most models compatible with each other, even if they are from different manufacturers

The tech has been around for a long time and will be around for a long time to come

You don't have to put any fucking corporate listening devices like an amazon echo in your home

Models for outdoors exist as well

#accessibility #automation #tech #a set like the one pictured above usually costs around $20-$30 #I got like 7 of these bad boys and 3 remotes #I can control basically everything in my room with these remotes #I got one remote on my office chair one on my nightstand and one by my door #this always makes me feel a bit like I am in Arnold's room from Hey Arnold!

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abracadaze · 2 years

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i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

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frenchiefitzhere · 1 year

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#I pledge allegiance #to the bad #bad bad boys #love me a skrunkly boi #imperium lasko beloved

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doomed2repeat · 18 days

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I feel like so many people get catered to with the bad boy archetype being everywhere in the media that they can not even imagine that some people think the sexiest thing a man can be for a woman is a down bad pathetic loser. Just weak and desperate. Colin Bridgerton was on his knees, tears in his eyes BEGGING for chance.

Less bad boys, more soft men, thank you.

#he tried to be a bad boy and failed because he is SOFT #bridgerton #bridgerton season 3 #polin spoilers #bridgerton spoilers #luke newton #polin #colin bridgerton #nicola coughlan #penelope featherington

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lord-m · 10 days

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pathetic isn’t really a word I‘d use for colin bridgerton. simon rather dying than marrying daphne was pathetic. anthony going through with marrying edwina until SHE mustered the courage to call everything off was pathetic.

colin contemplating his feelings, calling out his male acquaintances for their chauvinism, seeking advice from his mother and then immediately taking action and putting himself out there without even knowing if his feelings are reciprocated is the complete opposite of pathetic. that requires a whole lot of bravery.

#the slander is unbearable #the bad boy rake archetype has rotted peoples brains #colin your brothers can only dream of being half the man you are #colin bridgerton #polin #bridgerton #ramblings

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theartofmadeline · 4 days

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happy pride! this dragon is gay <3

#pride #pride art #illustration #artists on tumblr #artwork #original art #digital art #lgbt #lgbtq #queer #digital illustration #art #drawing #theartofmadeline #this bad boy isn't a print yet BUT #i have tons of other queer prints in my shop #just sayinnnnn #dragon #lgbtq+

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rcrisdraws · 4 months

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Did you know horses can't pant? 🤔

#horse #horse art #gothic americana #surreal #surreal horror #animation #gif #artists on tumblr #haven't animated in a GOOD long while and I'm ngl kinda tempted to have this bad boy as my header

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carlyraejepsans · 6 months

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fandoms love to go ooooo you have to read this fic it's the most popular fic in the famdom it's a fandom classic and then you read it and it's bad

#it's bad like it's soooo bad #one look at it and then you look back at the way fanon massacres your boy(and or girl) and you're like. so that's what that was #****** understanders in my gang sharing a loong sideglance #biscia hater moment

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