found a baby turtle in my sewer and used AI aging techniques to work out what it would look like as an adult and used google reverse image search to find images of its parents who were in a nature documentary in 2017 and used harsh economic sanctions to encourage them not to lose their baby in the sewer again

Turtles helping each other in times of need 

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as promised: turtle tots from my au

+ bonus sneak peak on what mikey’s power is >:)

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You are amazing! I found your blog back in October when I became obsessed with The Untamed. I'm usually not a Chinese drama fan nor do I follow too closely with celebrity culture but something about the way Xiao Zhan and Wang Yibo got to me. One thing led to another and I find myself deep in the Yizhan rabbit hole as I slowly transformed into a turtle. I wouldn't call myself knowledgeable about their past or present besides what's posted on YouTube and on here. I'm curious as to how you maintain your dedication to their love story.

Hi new turtle! 💛🐢💛

Thanks so much, I'm glad you're enjoying my blog! 😊

I wouldn't say that I'm 'dedicated to their love story', so much as I'm dedicated to each of them as individuals. I think that's the key to fully enjoying being a turtle - loving them each individually first and foremost, and viewing their relationship as icing on the cake.

Over the years I've found that the turtles who go about it the other way around - fixating on their relationship and not really looking at them much as individuals - tend to have more of a negative or roller coaster ride as turtles, and tend to get bored, have emotional meltdowns, lose interest or look for candy in unhealthy places out of desperation to feed their addiction to 'their love'.

I just enjoy the boys. I enjoy the content they put out, I enjoy their dramas and projects, I enjoy their photo spreads and interviews. I trust them both to take care of their careers, their relationship and each other, and I don't really have that 'high maintenance turtle' attitude that leads a lot of people to extremes of emotion.

A lot of turtles have a very binary way of looking at everything GG and DD put out into the world: either as proof their relationship is real, or as proof it's not real or that they broke up. This leads people to a lot of unnecessary agony. In reality, very little that GG and DD put out into the world will have any bearing on their relationship at all. This is totally normal.

So as a new turtle my advice to you is to avoid that at all cost. Just enjoy GG and DD and the rest will happen naturally.

As a new turtle you might also find my masterlist post helpful.

Winners Bracket Round 2 Match 6

one pancake vs a noodle

Little tiny baby alligator snapper 🐢❤️

behold and be held.

I lovee baby turtles🧡💜

(yes i have raised from the dead)

“Wait for me,mom!!”

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Just a little reminder that rise!splinter actually raised them to be kids not ninjas, and they are a (semi) normal family. They did normal family stuff, even though he was a guy in his early 20’s suddenly alone in the world with four babies to take care of.

he is a great dad

Edit: i know he’s probably be in his thirties but I personally headcannon him in his twenties (like 25) and that he got all gray and shit from stress. Let’s be honest raising four turtle mutants in the sewers in New York can do that to a person.

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You know you want more Gerald

Look at him, he's got a pumpkin!