#bBEeew rants
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the gimmick blogs were a mistake
Checked Tumblr and saw MOTHER F-KING MICROSOFT X BING
WHAT?
HUH?
PARDON?
#I want to go back to when we would just insult each other based on the logo#Fuck bing#Fuck Microsoft#You're both dead to me at this point forward#Google supremacy#And Safari#Safari supremacy#Bestie Safari#If I become an alcoholic you know why#bBEeew rants
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i keep making characters weird FREAKS [/aff] and I don't know how to stop it
#One is autosexual#One is objectum#And one accidentally dated a 16 year old (they were 18 so it's chill but the point still stands)#I need to stop#Objectum#autosexual#bBEeew rants#Drawing them soon#I just need to breath sometimes
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the new complete list
Before we start honorable mentions go to @meowzartz , @bbeeew (me), @the-retailverse and @important-question-anon for not being gimmick blogs but being memorable or important
@totally-bing
@totally-official-yahoo
@totally-microsoft
@the-true-internet-explorer
@the-tumblur-searchbar
@the-veryreal-edge
@the-real-spotify
@the-real-google
@subway-offical
@speedway-official-unofficial
@realsafari
@official-fedex
@apple-music-official
@samsung-music-official
@nasa-real
@yahoo-official
@waffle-house-unofficial
@the-official-apple
@im-pandora-i-promise
@the-tumblur-searchbar
@us-costco-official
@america-runs-on-dunkin
@burger-king-unofficial
@burgerking-official
@yandex-search-fr
@duothelingo
@tim-hortans-official
@indisputably-ihop
@definitely-wikipedia
@the-one-and-only-duckduckgo
@firefox-official
@youtube-music
@totally-geico
@actually-amazon
@whataburger-unofficial
@definitely-tor-browser-official
@yahooo-official
@undeniably-chevron
@jack-in-the-box-official
@bingle-official
@walmart-the-official
@disney-the-official
@totally-mcdonalds
@costa-official
@asda-real
If I missed some please tell me!
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It's always "you can't fix shane" this and "he gets worse after marriage" that, but never "I'm just a little guy designed to romance him with chili peppers"
#The representation I need#Farmer guy was applying that 6-year-old logic#“he needs a friend. Even if he is rude to me :]”#*witnesses the horrors*#DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME PEOPLE. DO YOU HEAR ME. DO YOU COMPREHEND THE THOUGHTS I'M HAVING. DO YOU-#sdv#sdv farmer#sdv shane#stardew#stardew valley#stardew shane#stardew farmer#bBEeew rants
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dead plate spoilers/theory/analysis
you ever think about how rody dropped out/was forced to leave college of a hospitality degree meaning he probably sucks at dealing with people but now only works as retail/waiters so he's constantly dealing with people?
And on top of that it may also be a reason that manon broke up with him, he specifically can't function normally with people and he ends up being overly self sacrificing and nosey?
It also could affect with how he and Vincent interact, with Vincent being self sacrificing (similar to rody) but he is just more closed off and instead of it being for other people it's more selfish?
And that's why Vincent treats rody so nicely, because he recognizes a lot in him? (And he's a flaming homosexual but that's beside the point) he sees their self sacrificing ways and so rody gets favoritism and everyone else gets a hot grill to the face? And it's also why he wants rody to be the one to help him figure out how to taste again? Because he knows that he would likely eat it if he didn't know it was manon because of his need to help and be with other people?
No? just me? Ok.
#bBEeew rants#dead plate shitpost#dead plate#dead plate vincent#dead plate game#dead plate rody#vincent charbonneau#rody lamoree#dead plate manon
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHEN PPL TALK ABOUT WHY THEY DONT MARRY SHANE, COULD IT NOT BE "he gets worse after 🥺🥺"
SPOILER ALERT. HE DOESN'T. "b-but he talks about drinking 🥺" AND HE STILL GOES TO THE BAR AFTER THE 8 HEART EVENT. DID WE ALL COLLECTIVELY FORGET THE AFTERMATH OF THE 14 HEART EVENT? THE ONE WHERE HE TELLS THE PLAYER DIRECTLY THAT HE'S DRINKING SODA AND TO NOT STRESS ABOUT IT? DID WE FORGET HOW UPSET HE WAS WHEN HE FOUND OUT THE FARMER THOUGHT HE WAS ABUSING IT AGAIN? DID WE FORGET THAT JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE RELAPSES OR DOESN'T QUIT COLD TURKEY DOESN'T MEAN THEY DONT DESERVE LOVE?
FOR ONCE BE CREATIVE OR TREAT HIM LIKE YOU DO THE OTHERS. LET IT BE "he's just not the one I go after" OR "I had a family member struggle with similar themes and his heart events bring back trauma" OR EVEN SOMETHING LIKE "I just don't like how alcohol heavy it is"
JESUS AND HIS MOTHER MARY.
#Tw rant#vent#vent post#personal vent#bBEeew rants#stardew#stardew valley#stardew shane#sdv farmer#shane sdv#shane stardew valley#Fighting in the trenches for this man#tw alcohol#tw alchohol mention#tw alchoholism
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seeing this trend going around, so imma hop on it
House MD 2024 Headcannons
In an episode w/ a suddenly deaf person we catch Wilson listening to white girl music and singing along to it and house bullies him ("you know some people can't hear. You'd think they'd plug their ears too?" Or something)
In same episode house tries to see if they're faking being deaf by bringing in louder, more extravagant items (snap, clap, sudden scream, cymbals, air horn. Nothing works since the patient is deaf (and then for the last diagnosis is revealed to be deaf because of a blood clot blocking the signals from the ears or something))
Cameron slaps house
House gets a polyamorous patient, and through the std and slut shaming Wilson realizes some things (and then comes out 3 episodes later in his usual fashion)
chase gets called a man whore
Wilson gets called a man whore
Cuddy gets called a whore
Another really dramatic/gay Wilson scene. Probably about how Wilson is enabling house and how he is horrible because of it and house doesn't stand up for him or say anything about it. He does eventually but Wilson is upset for another episode or two.
Big reveal that Wilson is transmasc. House makes a joke about doing him, Wilson agrees, the ducklings™ feel scarred. (It doesn't happen tho). House drinks realizing he might be a little gay.
Chase is homophobic and Wilson assaults him (probably kicks him or punches his gut) for saying a cancer patient deserved it for being gay (like a specific kind of gay. Idk which, but probably a freaky kinkster. Huge talk with cuddy. House is there too.)
#House md#House md 2024#greg house#house x wilson#hatecrimes md#james wilson#dr wilson#gregory house#cuddy#dr cuddy#robert chase#Thirteen#bbeeew rants
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i NEED scenes with chase and Wilson
Do you understand me? Do you get it? They sing white girl music together on the family road trip. Do you get it? They both stand in the background being pretty boys while everyone commits genocide. Do you-
#/p of course#But still#they would be besties#robert chase#chase#house md#hatecrimes md#james wilson#Wilson#Chase and Wilson WILL be friends to me#bBEeew rants
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if I had a nickel for every time one of my friends I know irl that plays stardew and romances Haley and called Shane a "bad bachelor" I'd have two nickles
Which isn't a lot, but it's two too many
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you ever think since Vincent couldn't taste anything and the reason he's a chef is that his parents found him eating a rat and decided to try and stop that
#bBEeew rants#I need to draw it#But honestly#Could be the reason he went to Cannibalism#Dead plate#I'm so normal about them#dead plate vincent#dead plate game#vincent charbonneau
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my favorite fact about the tadc fandom is that whenever there is an au, kinger rarely ever hates anyone. That's assuming he does in any au's. I haven't seen one where kinger actively despises anyone and that's very silly of him.
#bBEeew rants#Tadc#gooseworx#amazing digital circus#tadc kinger#tadc kaufmo#tadc caine#tadc gangle#tadc bubble#tadc zooble#tadc pomni#tadc jax#tadc ragatha
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there should be a way to block specific posts
#The Duolingo daddy handcuff thing keeps showing up#Repeatedly#For no reason#leave me alooooooooone#bBEeew rants
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HA!
@important-question-anon
HA! I DID IT FIRST!
I DESIGNED @actually-amazon FIRST!
(Ignore how bad it is i just wanted to post b4 you did)
#bBEeew rants#digital art#art#my art#my art stuff#my art <3#my artwork#artists on tumblr#artwork#amazon#gimmick blog#gimmick account#i laughed#But fr no offense#This is not meant to come off as rude#I swear I'm joking#(Plz dont be mad)
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guys, if you are going to play the whole "leave aro/ace characters alone" thing, you cant just turn around and undo it because they have good chemistry
#EVERY TIME#i cant have shit#bBEeew rants#Aro#Ace#Aroace#Aromantic characters#asexual characters#aroace representation
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settling the thoughts
(plz rb)
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hazbin hotel head cannon
angledust is asexual, change my mind.
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