you think you're a demon? with your curly little- and your neat white- and your insanely hot- and your sexy thick- huh what
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the perfect place to spend an afternoon 💗
(based on this pic)
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omw to give crowley the juiciest booty. how do you think he nails all those quads? the power of his ass of course
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ineffableteeth do you ever think about aziraphales thighs........ i believe that we as a community should talk about them much more
Let’s discuss
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finished writing an ineffable wives human au oneshot at 4.9k. wish i could tell you something about the plot.. but… there is no plot.. 👀
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AZIRAPHALE IS HOT AND SEXY
EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE SAYING IT LOUDER
YES CROWLEYS HOT AS FUCK BUT YALLLLLL MICHAEL SHEEN DID NOT PUT HIS WHOLE SHEENUSSY INTO AZIRAPHALE FOR ME TO ONLY SEE CROWLEY THIRST TRAPS AND NO EDITS OF AZIRAPHALE’S THIGHS TO HIPS DONT LIE
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Crowley: *pushing 100 mph in downtown london*
Aziraphale: *dissociating in the passenger seat*
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His thighs, mind and heart are the holy trinity.
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If I open a fic and either Aziraphale or Crowley are already completely insanely obsessed with each other from the first sentence then I'm in for the long haul
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Whenever I have body issues, I just remember I'm built like Aziraphale.
And everybody loves him.
And that makes me a little happier.
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TRICK OR TREAT?
It’s a little early for that isn’t it?
Here have some treats
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