if you're wondering what the big deal is about the louis-philippe sentence in les misérables, it is, in the original french, 760 words long. the subject of the sentence doesn't appear until 95% of the way through, at word #711; the main verb is word #712. the sentence contains 91 commas and 49 semicolons and is almost entirely a list of laudatory adjectival phrases describing the erstwhile king of france. this is perhaps especially notable because les mis is, shall we say, not known for being particularly gung-ho about the monarchy.
this sentence copied and pasted into Word takes up more than one page single-spaced. in the 1800-page folio classique edition, it is fully two and a half of those 1800 pages. that means that les mis is 0.14% this single sentence. more of les mis is made up of this sentence than earth's atmosphere is made up of carbon dioxide (0.04%). if the page count of les mis stayed the same but every sentence was the length of this one, les mis would consist of only 720 sentences total.
incidentally, guess who named hugo a peer of france 17 years before the publication of les mis?
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i don’t care abt ships but i think shipping tf2 spy with any of the other mercs is objectively funny bc like. imagine being scout and already having to deal with the fact that this french asshole is maybe your actual absentee dad only to find out he also ditched your mom to bang one of your sweaty coworkers.
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Oh fuck.....
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sebastian vettel and daniel ricciardo driving for Redbull in Nurburgring... the devil works hard but christian horner works harder
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Lando really landed in Melbourne, felt the Australian sun hit his skin, and immediately decided to pick back up his hobbies and go all in.
We keep asking what's in the Australian air, but I think it's just the sudden lack of seasonal depression hitting him all at once
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oscar piastri posting about ipl (the indian premier league) has yet again reminded me that he is, in fact, australian.
for some reason i'm losing my mind at this collision of worlds but to answer your question oscar, csk is the way to go ;)
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