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misskaboom · 6 months
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The secretary
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04.08.2024 || your favorite coworker ❤️‍🔥
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cloveswifey · 6 months
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REAL TO ME - MATTHEO RIDDLE
Chapter two
Content Warning: Swearing, Jealousy, fake dating, secrets, lying, panties?
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Pansy and I strolled down the hallways, eagerly anticipating breakfast, when suddenly someone grabbed my hand, causing me to gasp.
"Hey, y/n, can I have a word with you?" Mattheo asked, pulling me away from Pansy as she entered the great hall.
"What do you want, Mattheo?" I sighed, rolling my eyes. "I hope this won't take forever."
"To cut to the chase... Adrian Pucey spread a rumor throughout the entire school that we're dating," Mattheo frowned at the revelation.
"What?!" I exclaimed in disgust.
My heart sank. The fact that everyone believed we were in a relationship felt like a lightning bolt striking my chest.
"I can't believe people actually bought into it," I panicked. "I can't stand you."
"Trust me, the feeling is mutual," he scoffed, rolling his eyes. "I would never date someone like you.”
"And I would never date someone like you." I retorted.
He frowned, disregarding my protest. "Listen, I have an idea. What if we pretend to be a couple for a few months?"
I shook my head, questioning his suggestion. "Why would we do that?"
"Just until the rumors die down," he explained. "It'll save us from any further embarrassment. Plus, it'll help you get Adrian off your back."
I raised an eyebrow, looking at him skeptically. "And what do you gain from this proposal?" I asked, crossing my arms over my chest.
Mattheo hesitated for a moment, rubbing the back of his neck. "Well, there's this one girl..." he trailed off.
I chuckled. "Oh really? And who might that be?"
"Olivia Vanity," he responded.
"Wait, isn't she your ex?" I asked, arching an eyebrow and then glancing up at him.
"Yes," he confirmed with a nod. "She claims to be in love with Percy, but I know she's just trying to make me jealous."
Talk about having a big ego.
“I kind of also told Theo…” he awkwardly chuckled scratching the back of his head.
I groaned, "You actually told Theo?!"
"He was pestering me about it!" Mattheo justified. “He also told the rest of our group.”
I shook my head, containing my anger, and he continued, "They already gave me a hard time about you this morning!"
"So you just told them we were dating?!" I exclaimed, feeling a surge of panic before letting out a frustrated groan.
"I panicked," he replied, rolling his eyes.
"What do we tell them then? Cause we need to make his believable" I inquired, whispering to ensure our conversation remained discreet amidst the passing students.
"I told Theo that we've been secretly dating for 3 months..." he trailed off.
"3 months?! How can we be dating for 3 months when all we do is express our anger towards each other!" I groaned, frustrated with his ridiculous solution.
"But Theo believed it!" he argued.
I responded with a frown and firmly said, "No, definitely not."
"Why," Mattheo groaned, "It would make so much sense." He replied, frowning.
"No, it wouldn't. I'm me, and you... well, you're you!" I muttered, crossing my arms over my chest.
"They already think we've been secretly dating, there's no going back now..." he rolled his eyes at my pettiness.
"Listen, let's skip first period. I'll meet you at your dorm and we can discuss this in more detail," Mattheo suggested as he walked away.
There was no way I was going for breakfast. I can't face my friends just yet.
So I made the decision to go up to my dorm, hoping that Pansy would be going to her classes.
Once inside, I gently closed the door behind me. After such a hectic day, I made the decision to freshen up. So, I spent about an hour taking a soothing shower, lathering up with my beloved strawberry-scented soap and shampoo.
As soon as I finished my shower, feeling rejuvenated and hygienic, I quickly changed into my clothes and flopped onto my bed.
It was clear to me as I lay there that it would take quite some time to process the information I had just received.
The idea of pretending to date Mattheo was overwhelming, and I had a strong intuition that it wouldn't be a walk in the park.
I let out a frustrated sigh as a loud knock echoed through my room. "You're late," I grumble, swinging open the front door to find Mattheo standing there in his quitchitch jumper.
He wore a puzzled expression. "How can I be late if I arranged it?"
"It's already third period!" I retort, crossing my arms in annoyance.
"Is it?" Mattheo innocently murmurs, snapping me out of my thoughts. He casually walks past me, heading towards my dormitory.
"Make yourself at home," I say sarcastically, rolling my eyes before closing the door.
As I turn back around, I notice him sitting at my desk, spinning around on my chair. However, my attention is quickly drawn to the pair of panties in his hands. "Red and laced," he smirks, "A thong too!"
I feel my face flush with embarrassment as I quickly snatch them out of his hand. "What the hell, Mattheo? We need to set some boundaries here," I assert, trying to regain my composure.
“Boundaries?” He frowns, "Come on, don't be such a buzzkill… we don’t need rules," he frowns.
"I'm not trying to kill the fun, but we need to establish boundaries," I explain.
"Boundaries? Like what?" he asks, sounding skeptical.
"Well, for instance, PDA," I say hesitantly.
Mattheo shrugs nonchalantly and responds, "Just sit on my lap, hold hands, and kiss me at the right time. It's not that complicated."
"Kiss you?" I ask, surprised.
"Of course," he chuckles, twirling in my desk chair.
The thought makes me pause. "I don't know about that," I say uncertainly.
"Are you kidding me?" he scoffs. "If we're going to pretend to be in a relationship, we have to make it believable. And that means kissing."
I groan in frustration. "Fine."
"Also you have to come to all of my Quidditch matches." He demands.
I groan, "But they're so boring."
"You'll survive," he responds, rolling his eyes. "parties too."
"Fine, but you have to be my partner in Potions class. I can't work with Seamus Finnigan anymore," I mutter, recalling the last time we brewed a potion and the cauldron exploded.
"Okay, but you're also coming with me on the ski trip," he declares, twirling his wand between his fingers.
Woah!
The annual ski trip at Hogwarts was legendary. It was notorious for being the place where more students lost their virginity than on Valentine's Day and the Yule ball combined.
I've never been there, of course.
"Um... do you think we'll still be doing this? It's like 4 months away," I raise an eyebrow.
"Let's call it... a contingency," he smirks. "No one in their right mind would let their boyfriend go without them."
"Fair enough..." I mutter quietly to myself.
“So if we are still doing this by the time it comes around.” Mattheo insists, “You have to go with me.”
I'm confident that by the time the ski trip rolls around, Mattheo and I will be a thing of the past.
"Alright," I reply, "it's a deal.”
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#AI art   #Stable Diffusion
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In case I forgot to post these...
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thissweetenamor · 9 months
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at the office yesterday
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thefirsthogokage · 1 year
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Geezus fucking Kryst
One of our patients - who really isn't mentally capable of taking care of himself so know that - is excited about his new job...ABA
Yeah, the autistic conversion therapy
I doubt he would want to do this, and could cause him mental harm knowing he's actually going to learn how to traumatize children
I will be making this clear to my dad so he can talk him out of it, for - at the very least, - his patient's sake
Do no harm, right?
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mistofstars · 1 year
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Montagmorgen im Büro. Der Kaffee ist gut und ich höre Geister von Gloria 😍🙏
Ich hab so viel Frieden gefunden durch dieses Lied, seit ich es gefunden habe.
Da liegt so ein Trost darin.
Und ich weiß, dass die Bedeutung dahinter eine andere als meine ist, aber dieses
"es beginnt vor deinen Füßen, alles was du bereust"
"du wirst voller Stolz alles was noch kommen soll begraben wollen"
Das spricht unglaublich zu mir und erinnert mich an die schlimme Langzeit Beziehung, die ich vor Jahren hatte und die mich fast umgebracht hat 🙏 ich hab es bereut, bereue es immer noch und habe es überlebt 🙋👏
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tim0000000000 · 1 year
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No koffiekoek for you !
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misskaboom · 6 months
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Monday. Working… hard. Lunch break.
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dirty--diary · 5 months
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12.08.2023 || haven’t had marks like this to show off in a minute
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cloveswifey · 5 months
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REAL TO ME - MATTHEO RIDDLE
Chapter Three
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As I hastily changed into my school uniform, a wave of nerves engulfed my body. I had overslept, missing breakfast, and my roommate Pansy was nowhere to be found. Despite the strong temptation to skip school and retreat to my dorm room for the day, I reluctantly suppressed that urge.
Taking a deep breath, I made a conscious effort to shake off those thoughts and adopt a nonchalant demeanor. Just as I was mentally preparing myself, the door swung open dramatically, unveiling the sight of my roommate and best friend, already dressed in her uniform and carrying her bag, ready to embark on the day ahead.
"I can't wrap my head around the fact that you're dating Mattheo! It's crazy!" Pansy exclaimed in disbelief as she closed the door. "I never would have guessed that you were secretly screwing Mattheo, while you both were pretending to despise each other." She giggled and crossed her arms,
I let out an awkward chuckle and replied, "Yeah, it's definitely a surprise."
Why on earth would I say such a thing? It couldn't have sounded any more suspicious than my appearance already suggested.
As I fidgeted nervously, she shot me a questioning look. "Is everything alright? You seem a bit tense."
I tried to play it cool. "Oh, yeah, I'm fine. I just need to go meet up with Mattheo in the common room."
She didn't seem convinced. "Are you sure? You sound a bit suspicious."
I cringed inwardly. "No, no, I'm good. Let's just grab my stuff and go."
She grinned, grabbing my bag and tossing it to me. "Alright then, let's get going!"
As we entered the common room, my gaze shifted upwards and I spotted Mattheo casually leaning against the side of the green sofa. Draco, on the other hand, was engrossed in twirling his wand, probably waiting for Pansy.
"Hey, beautiful," Mattheo greeted me, a slight curve forming on his upper lip.
"Hey," I responded, my voice barely audible, as I slowly approached him. Nervously, I chuckled at the thought of this being our first interaction as a couple.
"Are you okay?" he asked, pulling me towards him until I stood between his legs. His arms loosely encircled my waist, causing me to tense up once again. "Relax," he whispered in my ear.
"You two are just too adorable," Pansy let out a delighted squeal as she snuggled into Draco's lap, causing me to chuckle.
In a low, husky voice, Mattheo asked, "What's your first class?"
I rolled my eyes playfully. "Potions, silly. We're in the same class now, remember?"
Mattheo smirked, his hands still resting on my hips. "Oh, right. But can you keep up with me?"
I shot back with a smirk of my own. "Can you keep up with me?"
He feigned hurt, placing a hand over his heart. "Ouch. Is that how you talk to your boyfriend?"
I grinned. "Yep, that's exactly how I talk to my boyfriend."
"You guys ready?" Draco inquired, a playful laugh escaping his lips, as he confidently moved closer to the painting, signaling our imminent departure.
"Pure-blood," Pansy murmured, as the painting's door slowly swung open.
As we made our way through the winding corridors of the dungeon, we finally arrived at the entrance of the Potion Classrooms. The sign above the archway read 'potions' in bold letters, indicating that we had arrived at our destination.
"Hey, did you hear about the new teacher?" Pansy exclaimed, as we walked in.
"Hey, you guys, grab the textbooks and join the rest of the students," instructed Slughorn while he was busy brewing a potion.
"Well, there you have it, Pansy," Draco chuckled, providing the answer.
As we made our way towards the bookshelf, it was hard not to notice the abundance of books. However, upon closer inspection, it became clear that there was a clever illusion at play. In reality, there were only three books on the shelf.
Draco and Pansy quickly snatched one to share, leaving behind two remaining books. One appeared weathered and aged, while the other had a pristine, new look.
I extended my hand to take hold of the fresh one, but Mattheo interjected, "the previous one."
I furrowed my brow and questioned, "Why?"
"Just grab it," he responded with a sigh, muttering, "you're so difficult."
"Why? Undoubtedly, the newer one would be far superior!" I countered.
"Quit acting like a spoiled child," he scoffed, rolling his eyes as he playfully tapped me on the head with the book.
"Hey!" I chuckled, as he swiftly pulled me close to his chest and planted a kiss on my cheek, maintaining the charade.
Beside Theo and Blaise, the four of us stood, with Blaise growing increasingly impatient.
"You guys took so long! Lavender Brown has been bothering me this whole time!" Blaise complained, frowning.
Theo couldn't help but laugh. "You should have seen the look on his face!"
I chuckled and teased, "It's all because of your good looks, Zabini."
Mattheo raised an eyebrow and challenged, "Is that so?"
I playfully rolled my eyes and retorted, "Oh, shush you!"
“Alright students, let's all calm down now...”Slughorn addressed the class.
"Today, we will be exploring the fascinating world of potent potions. Paying close attention to every detail during the preparation process is absolutely crucial." Slughorn emphasized, "It is the foundation of effective planning."
Slughorn's smile widened as the door swung open abruptly, interrupting his sentence. All of us turned our attention towards the archway, where the two boys stood, revealing their presence.
"Ah!" Slughorn exclaimed cheerfully, "Harry, my dear boy, I was starting to get concerned. It seems you've brought a friend along with you."
“Ron Weasley," the red-haired boy said with a frown, clearly not thrilled about being in this particular class. "I must admit, potions has never been my strong suit. It always seems to end in disaster, so I’m just gonna..." he trailed off, attempting to escape the class.
"Nonsense!" Slughorn interrupted him. "We'll help you out. Anyone who's friends with Harry is a friend of mine. Go get the textbook from the cupboard."
"Now, where was I?" Slughorn continued. "Ah, yes. I brewed some potions this morning. Can you guess what they are?"
Draco couldn't help but roll his eyes as Granger's hand shot up in the air.
"Yes, miss...?"
"Granger, sir," she replied before stepping towards the cauldron.
“That over there is veritaserum... it's a serum that compels truthfulness. And that, would be… a polyjuice potion. This right here is amortentia, This is amortentia, the most powerful love potion in the world… it’s rumoured to smell differently to each person, according to what attracts them."
She took a moment to lean closer to the cauldron and inhale deeply. "For instance, I smell freshly cut grass, along with the scent of new parchment and spearmint toothpaste." A slight frown appeared on her face as she pondered.
Slughorn continued to talk about how Amortentia doesn't actually create love.
"Sir, you haven't mentioned what's in that one," a student interrupted.
Slughorn picked up a small vial and said, "This is a fascinating potion known as Felix Felicis, but it's commonly referred to as-"
"Liquid luck," Hermione interjected, causing Draco to scoff once again at her intelligence.
"Fucking mud-blood" He grumbled.
"Yes, Miss Granger, liquid luck!" Slughorn grinned. "Extremely difficult to brew, disastrous if you make a mistake..." I started to drift off as his rambling became tedious.
"Are you ready, my love?" Mattheo asked.
"Hm?" I replied, confused.
"We're brewing The Draught of Living Death." He chuckled, "pay attention, beautiful." He took my hand and led me to an empty table with two cauldrons - one for Mattheo and me, and the other for Draco and Pansy -
"Go to page ten, love." Mattheo spoke, as I opened the book.
"Mattheo, there are notes on this page," I pointed out as Sopophorous Beans flew around the room.
"Notes? Where?" Mattheo asked, busy measuring out our ingredients.
I directed his attention to the writing beside the word "cut," which read "crush with a blade."
I frowned, unsure of what to do. Mattheo suggested we crush the beans instead of cutting them.
"Are you sure?" I asked skeptically.
"It doesn't seem like anyone is having much luck cutting them," he replied, handing me one of the beans.
I let out a sigh and proceeded to crush one of the beans using the back of my knife. Afterward, I carefully dropped the extracted juices into our cauldron.
Pansy looked puzzled as Draco attempted to slice the Sopophorous Bean, but his efforts were in vain. "How did you manage to do that?" she asked.
"You're supposed to crush it, not cut it," I explained.
"No, the instructions clearly state to cut it," Draco insisted, frowning.
"Leave us be," Mattheo chuckled, as Draco and Pansy groaned. “You’ll figure it out.”
Mattheo mixed the powdered asphodel root with wormwood infusion, resulting in our potion becoming transparent in the cauldron.
I furrow my brow, questioning, "Is it meant to be transparent?"
Matheo's gaze lingers on the potion as he mutters, "I think so..."
Slughorn quickly approached as I look up, a smile playing on my lips, and ask, "Are we finished?"
He smirks and nods, confirming, "Indeed you are."
"By Merlin's beard, it's perfect!" He smiles widely, before he adds a pink leaf to our concoction, causing it to vanish into thin air. "As I promised, you both shall receive a vial of it."
“Thanks sir.” I mutter my gratitude, not fully comprehending the purpose of the potion since I wasn't paying attention.
"Make good use of it."
“I told you to listen to me.” Mattheo had a smug grin on his face as we neared my dormitory.
After finishing our potions class, I finally had some free time and decided to take a nap.
"Stop being such a smart-ass." I replied, rolling my eyes.
Mattheo suddenly grumbled, "I'm bringing you to Hogmeade tomorrow!"
"Why?" I asked curiously.
"To help you shop for the masquerade ball," he replied with a chuckle.
"Oh shit, I completely forgot about it!" I exclaimed in shock.
"Don't worry, princess. Go take your nap," he said dismissively.
“We’re alone now… you don’t have to call me pet names.” I mumble with a frown, watching him start to walk away.
"Yeah, yeah," he replied as he descended the stairs.
A/N: Hey there! I know this chapter might have been a bit dull, but fear not! Exciting things are just around the corner. I also wanted to take a moment to express my gratitude for all your support. My apologies for being a bit inactive lately.
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