Sorry i yelled penis from across cosco to try to find you... Can we still go to the orgy tonight?
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Tfw your coworker is a stupidly fit spy who gets into unfairly sexy shenanigans 😓
(Ethan Hunt @halusional-cp
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((Thanks for the hilarious text @samwasneverhere ))
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Hey guys, just a reminder, My Chemichal Romance says to keep your eyes healthy. Make sure to be getting annual eye exams to make Gerard Way proud!!
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the babygirl meme except it's lan wangji driving the juniors back from a science fieldtrip he chaperoned for and they are not so easily deterred like
lan jingyi: lan-xiansheng, why does wei-laoshi call you babygirl?
lan wangji: ... no speaking in the car.
lan sizhui: that's not a rule, dad...
ouyang zichen: you're dodging the question!
jin ling: please don't bring up my uncle's antics.
lan jingyi: lan-xiansheng, lan-xiansheng!
and on and on while he stonewalls them until they get back to the school drop everyone off and then on the way home lan sizhui is really quiet until he says, "baba, why does wei-laoshi call you babygirl?"
and lan wangji almost crashes the car.
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The more girl-bots I block the more they flock to me. It’s a never ending mob, but I will be victorious
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This is it. This is Morb and Martine’s relationship dynamic.
Also I suck at art but I’m been up since 4am so cut me slack
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Making myself snort with own tags
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Some of yall are way too comfortable paying taxes and it shows
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Be sure to like and inscribe
[complaints about me into a stone tablet like I'm Ea-Nassir]
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I’ve always wanted to go to a haunted location to take random d*ck pics to see if any ghosts show up in the photos.
Best case scenario would be to get one of those ghosts with their mouth open unnaturally wide right next to it.
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