Susan Kare unintentional ASMR as she is explaining Mac computers + these pics of her that constantly make the rounds on Tumblr are peak fem!L inspo, btw
I'm kind of surprised at the number of videos I see of the game with the English dub (because I personally can't stand it), so I'm curious what people's opinions of the different dubs are! I'm specifically asking regarding the guys' dubs but the MC's dubs are also relevant
they really just made Z-one sound so eerie and unsettling and MENACING but also so cordial and delightfully chronically condescending and fucking MEAN but also he’s constantly chuckling and purring and breathing Aporia’s name like they explored each other’s bodies and what am I supposed to do?? Be normal about it??? I have to laugh.
Oh, he was a little brat at first. There's a reason he offered the kids he found their own homes away from him when he found them. It was what he wanted as a young boy, just wanting to be alone outside some village until Arthur picked him up.
Also Meta came from a Japanese-speaking planet so that was his native language before. There was a funny barrier with their first meeting but they figured things out eventually.
As a teen he was pretty arrogant and eventually toned it down with time and gentle nudging from his father figure, Arthur. He had his work cut out for him.
Oh but when he was capable of teleporting, Arthur was dealing with fire. He had no idea how to handle that boy but he trusted him well enough to return when he needed to---and he did. Meta was like that overachiever that knew he was hot shit and could get away with it.
He also had some emotional issues growing up in such a war-heavy environment and just wishing he was back on the planet he landed on. He was frustrated with being surrounded by death all the time despite doing his absolute best but soon grew numb to it all after a few hundred years.
As a kid he was also teased for not having a real Ability and for his weird eye-color change thing. The others didn't mean to upset him with it, but they were kids and just thought it was weird that he wasn't like them. It just drove his teenage years into staking his pride on battle and skill to compensate.
On a lighter note, his relationship with Falspar was grand. They would often sneak out and cause mischief or just have fun together doing things Arthur would kill them for. Meta was definitely encouraged by Falspar to indulge in this behavior but Falspar also very much enjoyed Meta's attitude along with his. They were like chaotic besties. Falspar was even one to defend Meta from too much poking about his lack of an Ability when he realized it was hurting him.
TL;DR: Meta was a troublemaking rascal but grew up into the more level-headed guy we see in present day but hoo boy. It's why he cringes at seeing his Dark self from the Mirror Dimension, he just sees his edgy teen self and wants to hide that.
My dear, I'm going to use this ask of yours as a catalyst...
All of my personal favourite ASMRs, vids, etcetera... beneath the cut.
Not all of them are only male moaning! Literally just all my faves I've collected LOL.
Links will not only be audios; a majority of them are videos.
Links will be from any of the following: Twitter, the Hub, Audiomack, Soundgasm, and likely other sites, so be prepared because they're not labeled, lol. And sorry if any of the links are repeated; my bad.
BUT YES, THE MALE MOANING AUDIOS UGH 😮💨
BLUE TEXT MEANS NEW LINKS HAVE BEEN ADDED.
Links with sparkles are my personal faves.
Edited, more added July 21, 2023
CerberosVA
Now, if y'all like your man extremely vocal, if you like whimpering, or lowkey, you like the whole subby bf thing, PLEASE, THIS MAN, I cannot recommend his shit enough. He's on twt, the hub, probably the mack; please support his official work on Patreon, if you can.
x | x | x | x | x | x | x | x | x | x | x
softxwarm (hub)
This guy does both asmr and stuff with his girlfriend, but his solo ASMRs are pretty coo'. I'll just share my top three since you can just sift through his videos, anyway.
one (video; solo) | two (video; solo) | three (video; solo)
moonxx911 (twt)
ANYTHING by this man. I won't even both being specific; I listen to his shit on repeat, rotated.
Akiradubs (hub)
He mostly does character dub audios, but he has some simpler ones that I enjoy, like this one.
one (audio, gn!; sub male, ig?)
RedactedASMR
I haven't gotten so deep into the lore of it, but Redacted has a whole series of ASMRs that tell long ass stories, so if you have the time, I recommend searching him out. I believe most of them are on YouTube? Personally, Lasko is my favourite (he's so cute with the stuttering, ughhhh).
I'm just going to link my personal Redacted playlist I've started, rather than link specific ones. You can find him on more platforms, but I don't think his n/sfw ASMRs are on Youtube... idk.
ncvb RedactedASMR playlist (the mack)
SeikyuuVA (hub; also on the mack)
Look, Seikyuu isn't everyone's flavour... there's only a couple specific ones I enjoy, just because he really goes over the top with the sounds and aggression sometimes, LMAO, and it gives me second hand embarrassment...
Lxvesickk (twt)
Just found him, hehe. Just listen…
WickLuvsU (twt)
His audios are... immaculate.
X | X (play these both at the same time... you're welcome.)
I had to put these links in a separate post because I reached Tumblr's 100 link-per-post limit? Didn't know that was a thing.
So, please find them here! There's about 80+ links.
Video Links, wlw
1 | 2 | 3
Characters
Like, the fake dubs. I dunno what they're called.
Hanma Shuji (hub, audio; Akiradubs)
Zhongli (hub, audio; Akiradubs)
Akira/Joker (hub, audio; Seikyuu)
Take this Audiomack link, too; it's my other personal playlist that has a shit ton of character ASMR dubs on it, and then some...
I'll have more to add along the way; keep an eye on the update date!
also gojo's internet famous but not because of his looks or anything. it's because he's does asmr food reviews. he mainly films himself eating desserts from small, local businesses, but occasionally, he does some street stalls and food chains too. his comments mainly consist of 'it's all yours dawg it ain't going anywhere' and he's been dubbed 'the throat goat'.
there's one clip of his that went viral where he's filming a video in his classroom whilst he's supposed to be teaching. it's not even him that goes viral, it's megumi who's in the background getting pestered by nobara and yuuji and it just gets progressively worse and worse until megumi snaps and the video ends with him making fists and screaming "with this treasure i summon".
gojo's eyes widen, and he picks up his phone, mouth full of food, and starts running whilst trying to end the video.
Most are on Tubi, of course, but I don't think you'll mind that. Get em while they're hot - please dm/pm with any potential triggercontent warnings that you think might be needed.
I especially recommend Mary & Max, Kubo and the Two Strings, Last Unicorn, The Wolf House, Ernest and Celestine, Rock & Rule, Hair High, and Nocturna.
They're all beautiful and absolutely worth your time while they're still on Tubi, Youtube, or just online at all.
Safe for Families
The Legend of Hei (Chinese, English Dub) Action, Fantasy
Ernest and Celestine (English Dub) Comedy/Drama
All Dogs go to Heaven (English) Fantasy/Action/Musical
The Secret of NIMH (English) Adventure/Action/Drama
Nocturna (English Dub) Fantasy/Comedy
The Mouse and his Child (English) Drama/Adventure
The Magic Pony/The Humpbacked Horse (English Dub) Fantasy/Adventure
Ferngully: The Last Rainforest (English) Fantasy/Adventure/Musical
Here Comes Peter Cottontail (English) Comedy/Fantasy/Musical
Moon Man (English Dubs) Fantasy/Comedy
The Legend of Sirius/Sea Prince and the Fire Child (English) Fantasy/Romance/Drama
The Adventures of Unico and Unico and the Island of Magic (English Dubs) Fantasy/Adventure/Comedy
The Snow Queen (English Dub) Fantasy/Adventure
Long Way North (English Dub) Adventure/Historical
Eleanor’s Secret (English Dub) Fantasy/Adventure
The Last Unicorn (English) Fantasy/Drama/Adventure CW: Contains a harpy for one scene that your super religious mom might have a fit at but otherwise safe
Night on the Galactic Railroad (English Dub) Drama/Fantasy
Havoc in Heaven (Mandarin, subs available) Fantasy/Action/Adventure
Tito and the Birds (English Dub) Fantasy/Action/Horror
The Thief and the Cobbler (English) Adventure/Fantasy/Action CW: Ideologically sensitive despictions
The Adventures of Mark Twain (English) Adventure/Fantasy CW: May disturb some children, ideologically sensitive material
Raggedy Anne and Andy: A Musical Adventure (English) Adventure/Fantasy
On Happiness Road (Hokkien/Mandarin, English Sub) Drama/Comedy/Adventure CW: Systemic oppression
The Tale of the Fox (German, English Sub) Fantasy/Adventure
Ringing Bell (Japanese, English Sub) Drama/Adventure CW: May upset some children as it's an analogy for child soldiers
Hello, how are you? can I request dmc boys with a reader who’s first language isn’t English? instead it’s something like french or Spanish whichever language you prefer
Oh sure! They might be kinda short, but here ya go and enjoy!
Sparda boys + V x Reader who speaks another language headcannons
¤ Dante ¤
-Demons have the ability to adapt quickly, meaning Dante can easily learn whatever language you speech after just a few months of hearin you speak it.
-Thinks it's really cool that you speak a language other than English, because it is.
-If you speak French or Spanish, he'll constantly be handing you things like packages of baby wipes or other things and ask you to read the Spanish or French text to see if the English translation is accurate.
-If you speak Italian, he will try to sing Italian opera songs to you, but he's a horrible singer, and, well, it was awful.
■ Vergil ■
-Vergil is half demon and can learn languages naturally easily--however, he is a massive nerd, and if you speak a certain language, you can bet he'll learn it too.
-He's gonna use you for practice, having you teach him to read, write, and speak in your other language.
-If you speak any of the Germanic or Romance languages, he will locate classy literature in these languages, learn the language, then read said literature to you.
-If you speak an Asian language, then that's even better, cause now you don't have to wait for dubbed anime!
□ Nero □
-Thinks it's awesome you can speak another language because he doesn't know anyone else who can.
-Wants to vacation somewhere where this language is spoken, just so you have a chance to flex your skills.
-Wants to learn too, but doesn't have the adaptability of a demon, so maybe not.
-Always listens to love songs in the language you speak, and would love it if you sang them to him. Even if he doesn't know what any of it means, it's still awesome.
● V ●
-Immediately goes out and buys a book of poetry in the language that you speak and asks you to read it to him.
-Finds that Germanic languages (if you speak one) are oddly soothing to listen to; better than ASMR.
-Also wants to learn the language too, but he'll be taking his time with it.
-If you can translate William Blake's poems to the language you speak, that'd be amazing. He'd melt instantly.
Idea: A homestuck dub that only really says out loud the dialoglogs and the rest of the time it's an ASMR of people typing on the keyboard in-character