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THEN IT IS SERVE!! rquest#4 :³ (i accidentally deleted the ask at the above sorry bout that •u•)
#DHMIS#dhmis mortimer#dhmis briefcase#<<gave him a name now#dhmis art#dhmis fandom#dhmis tv show#fanart#chilesh doods#asks🥨#IT TOOK THIS WAY LONGER THAN EXPECTED#but it is fun ESPECIALLY ON THE 5 SLIDE :]#dhmis dead end job#dead end job
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Hear me out…
Aaron being the one with a hand kink. He’s your boss and he’s so professional but your hands are so enchanting to him he finds himself drooling watching you write or gesture to the file in front of him. he can’t help something from stirring in him every now and then and he scolds himself for it… but. he just can’t help thinking about what those hands could do to him.
He loves every hair, freckle or tattoo and he could probably draw them by memory. not to mention if you’re someone to do your nails. he tries subliminally giving you input to go a certain colour but has such a hard time and feels creepy for it.
When he’s alone and looking for some ✨inspiration✨ he hates the way those hands spring to mind but when he finally just lets his imagination go wild he’s cumming so hard he almost pierces his lip trying to be quiet and his seed almost flies onto his own face with how hard he’s bucking just thinking about your hand in place of his own. Of your fingers grazing over his stomach and chest, his arms and his neck 😵💫 he’s a shuddering mess, and fuck he has a hard time facing you at work the next day.
But you’re a profiler. You’ve seen it. Of course you’ve seen the way he’ll lick his lips whenever you point at something on the whiteboard before him. You see the way that day he casts his eyes to the FLOOR each time your hands enter his field of vision, the way he cannot for. The life of him meet your eye. Maybe you hatch a plan to confront him about it. Maybe you decide to just have fun and see how far you can push him until he’s squirming in his chair trying to choose an exit strategy to resolve the growing crisis in his pants.
HOTCH HAND KINK HOTCH HAND KINK HOTCH HAND KINK
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O M G OKAY DAMN 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣 THIS IS AN UNHEARD OF CONCEPT FOR SOME REASON BUT I LOVE IT.
Goddddddddd anytime your hands come into his field of vision he BLUSHES he can't handle it. Like. You have to pass him smth? He's gonna need a breather. Just. Oooffff he loves your hands. He wants to hold them, feel them. He feels so SO bad about it but he doesn't realise just how much you're living for it and teasing him. "accidentally" brushing your hand against his, his arm. Making a show of your hands around him more, smoothing hands over documents as you place them on his desk, gesturing more when you talk. It's driving him wild 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣
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Spokes hair won’t hold any style he tries, ever, so at some point he got so fed up he attempted to dye it
It wasn’t just any random dye, no, his dramatic self chose to do rainbow raccoon tails
It was an era nobody expected, though Spoke doesn’t acknowledge it ever happening, others remember it very vividly
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TOP 5 SHARKS GO
HELL FUCKING YEAH, SHAAAAAARKS!!!!
So,
1. Greenland Shark
Because a bitch that lives more than 300 fucking years should not have any other place. I rest my case. Look at her, she seen the shit and she Does Not Care
2. Leopard shark
I'd have one. Look. It is friend shaped.
3. Thresher shark
Rainbow fish. Fuck him. Look at that shark so fucking pretty. And cluelesss. Brain? What is that??
4. Frilled shark
Looks like a nightmare. Scary thing??? I love it?? Just very :D
5. Zebra shark
Leopard's younger sister that's going thru a goth phase✨️✨️✨️
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We need a backup account for you of some sort! Or another social media app you use. I don't want to lose connection 🥺
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Ah, yes, good thinking. I've been warned again and again that I might get terminated or something? What do you guys recommend I do? I still have no clue how to use Tumblr, to be honest. Should I make another account or should I make some sort of social media account? Halp.
(Can't I just get terminated and give you the challenge of finding me again...? It seems so much less effort, and I am nothing if not a man of low-effort.)
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hello, sir. Your blog has been coloring me intrigued, and my heart skips a beat whenever you post ;)
If it's alright, i'd love to use 🥨 as an anon ♡
Have a great day ^ Till next time! (When i get the guts to reach out further hehe..)
I'm glad to hear that, that's so cute ♡
Go slow, you can share your thoughts but only as much as you feel comfortable with ~
#🥨 anon#anon ask#ftm dom#ftm ns/fw#ftm nsft#ftm top#gentle domination#soft dom#topposting#trans dom#trans top#dom/sub
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heeseung guiding fem!reader to her first orgasm cuz she was too scared to touch herself💀💀😏
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i think u guys get the wrong idea about me or maybe this blog but i've already said before that I don't want to write reader as someone that is hella infantilized like this. i write very sex positive readers, and i have no interest in writing someone that's too scared to masturbate.
the only context i've ever written this type of thing for is usually regarding the idols and religious trauma lmfao KJFSHDKJ i could do that for reader, but only with more context.
pls do not come to me otherwise looking for me to write a reader that doesn't understand what sex or masturbation is.
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nyello sel!!! for the ask game,, mayhaps 21 and 25 for bakugo :3 ?!
nia my dear!! hello 🥺 thanks for asking!!! for katsuki too 🥺🥺🥺 i feel like i don't talk about him enough
21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?
omg writing for katsuki is my biggest hurdle this year hsdbhjs i've written for him but only very small blurbs/drabbles that barely scratch the surface of what i really want to do to give justice to his character sdbfj i have an ex!bkg outline that's like 5 pages long and has been under construction for a year or so (im hoping to write and post the fic this year!!)
THAT BEING SAID, my favourite thing to do when writing for him is definitely writing him a bit more aged up and mellow; still a bit troubled and haunted by all that's happened to him. i like to write him in the process of healing, where he's this kind of mishmash of some of his old habits while trying out new, better ones. i also think a big part of katsuki's character is the whole saying-something-but-doing-the-other typa beat 🥹 OH AND i love writing him flustered LMAO i just KNOWWW he gets so shy with affection in the beginning of a relationship.
idt i've written him enough to know what i don't like yet but i definitely have a hard time writing him a bit more suggestive!! mostly bc i do think he's actually good at teasing n being smooth when he's comfortable in a relationship (and dialogues like that aren't my forte shdgfvh)
25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?
omg i hated his guts fr HAHAHAHAH could NOT STAND HIM HAHAH like why is he such a brat why is he such a bully why is he SO MEAN. izuku is my BABY and i really couldn't understand why this goddamn PORCUPINE kept barking at him like a damn dog UGH.
but then i rewatched bnha and it all started to click and make sense and here i am now sdbfj shouto was my first love but admittedly, i think... katsuki has... overtaken... maybe... hsbdhjs i love his character development and... thinking abt him now has me gnawing on a STICK lol
ask me stuff from this character ask game
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since we're on the topic of books........... what r some of ur other fave books? 😋
hii !! i love this question sorry it took me so long to respond i needed time to sit down n think LOL
starting with the popular books, i loved "they both die at the end", "the seven husbands of evelyn hugo", "we were liars" (can't remember how good the sequel is but i know it wasn't bad), "the silent patient", and "the song of achilles". i'm sure there are more but i can't remember at the moment.
in terms of popular series, all of leigh bardugo's books are chef's kiss 🤌 (i'm a shadow and bone lover, don't @ me), lunar chronicles was BEAUTIFUL and i read "out now" and "all out" which are collections of queer stories that are so good! for poetry i like rupi kaur's books but some might say that her poetry is very modernised and meant solely for instagram posts (which can't be argued with) so there's that. also percy jackson and the kane chronicles are great! loved those
in terms of less popular ones, "red rising" (trilogy), "unplugged" (trilogy), "the upside to falling", "if i stay", "the tenderness of thieves" and "i have no secrets" are all wonderful! they might be harder to find though? i've not got a good grasp on how popular books are though HAHA
the titles aren't very telling but i read most kinds of books, though lately i've noticed that my taste tends towards queer books, whether in mystery or fantasy or slice-of-life type books. it's a large range LOL
what about you? drop book recs!
#the length of this post...#im sorry i love books#i just have a lot of thoughts#and a diverse taste#so.. yeah#this also gave me really strong vibes of#writing an email (i have this essay segment in german class)#and it's kind of like answering the questions your “pen pal” sends#and i guess online friends ARE the modern equivalent of pen pals#🫧 — asks#dani 🥨
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*punches you in the brain* you’re very cool i’m not (angry)
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Lamp with braided hair? :0
YIPPEE i think any kind of braid will fit perfect for him!! (rquest#1 :³)
#dhmis#dhmis art#dhmis fandom#fanart#chilesh doods#YALL GOT A LOT OF REQUEST FROM MY LAST POST#THANK YOU SO MUCH ILL TRY TO DO THEM ALL🥹#asks🥨#dhmis lamp#dhmis paige#dhmis sketchbook
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today I’m thinking about trying to see what it takes hotch to be pushed over the edge. Like if the two of you are pining for one another and there’s tension but he’s trying to be professional, how far do you have to go for him to snap and just fucking take you like he wants to?
you start as anyone does by laughing at his jokes and leaving lingering touches on his arm, but that man has an iron clad resolve and it takes you MULTIPLE nights out with the team to get flirty enough with a stranger in front of him for something inside of him to give out and he drags you by the arm out of the bar and into a cab home where he mercilessly makes out with you the whole way, teasing you as much as he’s comfortable doing buzzed in front of a stranger. When you guys reach his house he’s pushing you up against the door, you guys barely make it to the couch before you have him take you right on the floor. The bed be damned, you guys have forever to try that. He needs you NOW. NOW. He’s so big and so dark, his eyes are searching yours after he’s ripped the buttons on your clothes open. Nothing but animalistic need. You broke him. He hopes you’re happy now that you’ve gotten what you wanted. Can you handle it? Can you handle all of him because he’s refusing to give you any less. (Possessive hotch awoop)
OH MY LAWD ROME IM 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫YAWSSSSSSSS THIS IS HOT AS FUCKKKKKK
THat man is SOOOOOOOOO fucking possessive over you and he'll fuck you like he means it. You've got a lotttttt to make up for flirting with so many people in front of him...
He all but tears your underwear APART and, briefly asking if you're okay with this, will spank you sharply and almost cruelly. Growling into your ear that you're fucking his and the only person who you should be flirting with is him. He can see your arousal, sneering at you if this was caused by that stranger. And you'll whine and whimper that it's all him! Only he makes you feel this way!
"You'll have to fucking prove it to me, you fucking slut." He spits, manhandling you to kneel in front of him. He commands you to take him out of his pants, to take his cock down your pretty throat and prove you're his and his alone. And if you touch yourself? He'll nudge you with his leg, telling you only good little pets get to touch themselves.
But he'll pull your mouth off his cock soon enough though, he doesn't wanna cum down your throat (this time). He'll claim that slutty little hole of yours instead. You're fucking his. And he'll make you wail over and over,
"I'm yours! I'm fucking yours! I'm yours, Aaron!" What bliss 🤤🤤🤤🤤
#ROME BESTIEEEEE#beloved rome 💖🥨#aaron hotchner x reader#hotch x reader smut#💌 ah asks#aaron hotch x reader#aaron hotchner x reader smut#aaron hotchner x gn!reader#hotch x gn!reader#gn!reader#nsfw.
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When someone mentions Zams personality, Zam laughs but he gets flashbacks to when he impulsively ate a fallen star thinking it wouldn’t do anything (it changed the course of his entire life forever)
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(ignore me accidentally unfollowing you when trying to send you an ask 💀)
HOLY SHIT, SO MANY POTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
I LOVE THEMMMMMM LOOK AT THE LITTLE GUYS THEIR EYESSSSSS WHHSHSJWWJ
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Here, have my courage. 🖕🏻It's so obvious that you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about! John was never abusive or told other characters what to do or how to do play their characters. Your intuition is useless. He was and is always encouraging (which was also obvious in the screenshots Lestrade mod shared (such a shit move to share private messages btw.)- "just join in and do your thing, you'll be fine"- that's all that was asked. You could not be more wrong, even if you tried to.
The issue was between Sherlock and John and you are creating drama where there is none. It's great that you tagged your post with #mental abuse and #emotional abuse because that is EXACTLY what you are doing right now.
Let me ask you something? What are you trying to achieve? Bashing the rp because we are not organised? Because we are trying to have fun? Wow, the entitlement. 🙄 We are doing this for fun and nothing else and you are draining the fun out of it with insane accusations and the most ridiculous 'investigation'.
None of us is scared to speak out, certainly not of John because he couldn't be nicer.
And you are always talking about 'evidence'? What evidence? I have not seen a single screenshot the proves any of your claims. Get a life and let us have our fun.
And don't give me your 'oh, you are so brave for speaking out'. Or the 'oh, I see you have big feeling about this.' Every time someone speaks out in favour of John you ridicule them. You are biased. You have no morals.
Well,
Good of you to drop the anon asks and post Un-anonymously.
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A word to all of the community before I begin.
Despite their foul attitude and spicy vibe, I will request that none of you harass this mods account.
It's personally not my style or mode in which I move in this world. And I would be unhappy to hear someone did so in my name mistakenly believing I would sanction such an action.
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Soooooooo....Harriett mod, you ARE feeling some big feels about this, whether or not you want to recognize it. It's very plain in the way and how you are using your words.
Oh, my!
You just now confirmed that the John mod and the Mycroft mod are one and the same!
"John [the mod that plays him] was never abusive or told other characters [mods] what to do or how to play their characters. [Redacted] He [John mod] was and is always encouraging. (Which was also obvious in the screenshots Lestrade mod shared...
Which was also obvious in the screenshots Lestrade mod shared...
Welp
Cat's outta the bag now!
And you doubted my intuition. Glad we got some facts and proof to support my lizard brain.
So many things that can be said about all the...deflection, projection, etc but...I'll let your own words here and elsewhere speak for you.
Oh, yeah, of course I'm biased against fishy situations and those that bully. Biased for victims, children, animals, and old folks.
Also, an anon called me out on getting to into my feels and biases and I agreed with them.
As for morals? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL of course my morals will not match yours.
What do morals mean to you?
This is my definition: a person's standards of behavior or beliefs concerning what is and is not acceptable for them to do.
My morals are my own. I make them for me, myself, and I. It just so happens that a few of my personal morals are shared with the general public.
Anywho, thank you for the energy you put into this. It was delicious.
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#harry watson#mod speaks#answering asks#a scandal in tumblr#Mycroft mod as been confirmed#sherlockbbc#sherlock fandom#sherlock rp#lol#morals#I'm an anarchist#i follow my own code#🥨
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God, your theme got me weak and suddenly I'm on my knees 🙏🏻
Thank you sm mizuu 🫶🏻🫶🏻
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