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living-in-a-fantasia · 27 days

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-> Hi! My name is Pretz (she/they)! I'm an 18yo brazilian queer and autistic artist, and my main blog is @panzershrike-pretz!

-> This is my oc sideblog, so I'm unable to interact from here!

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-> About my OCs and my World!

(Masterlist)

- I own more than 300 ocs, varying from my own species (Köbek) to mythological creatures!

- They live in a universe called Fantasia. It's been years since I started working on it and it gathers not only original stuff, but also pieces of lore I directly took from other media or simply inspired (so I'm being completely honest here!), some of which include, especially:

Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children, Harry Potter, Warrior Cats, War Media (Band of Brothers, Saving Private Ryan, etc.), How To Train Your Dragon, Pirates of the Caribbean and more.

-> I also feel like leaving it very clear that I do not support the actions of some of the people behind the media I inspired!

-> My main cast of characters is composed by pirates living aboard their ship, Blithe - some are Gods, others are only peculiars.

-> You can ask me anything from lore to silly stuff, if you want to get to know the world I crafted or the silly little guys!

- I plan on posting more about them and the stories surrounding them here, so some of the tags listed below this post can help with navigating through this mess!

- I'm trying my best with those characters and their stories! I hope not yo come across as a bad person!

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DNI -> Queerphobes (Aphobes, Homobhobes, Transphobes, any -phobe), Zionists, Racists, TERFs Ableists and those kinds of people in general! I WILL BLOCK -> this is a safe space!

-> I DO NOT ACCEPT ANYTHING NSFW!

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#Tags that may help you ->#🥨🪶#pretz oc #silly art #oc: (Name)#pretz lore #pretz ask #pretz ask game

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1waveshortofashipwreck · 26 days

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What is a place you'd like to visit one day?

Ooohhhhh this is a good one! Thank you for the ask Pretz!!

First place that comes to mind is Italy - everything about it just seems amazing! The food, culture, Mediterranean climate, all of the Catholic holy sites, I'd honestly give ANYTHING to go there! (my family actually lived in Italy for a little bit before I was born 🫠 definitely not jealous lmao)

Thank you again Pretz!! I love you!!

#ask #panzershrike-pretz #i love my moots

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ronsenthal · 3 months

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Now your turn to tell us your fav brazilian animals! >:3

LOVE YOU A LOT, JESS!!!

LEMME SEE!!!! because there is LOTS of fav ones but i'll do a top 10 i guess vamo ver

Ocelots aka Jaguatirica because it's cute but also scarry as fuck look at this beauty!!!!!

2. Harpy Eagle because they are so pretty AND HUGE like SO HUGE YOU NON BRAZILIANS HAVE NO IDEA OF HOW HUGE HARPIAS ARE IT'S SCARY, BREATHTAKING, AMAZING, HORRIFYNG, UNIQUE AND SPECIAL

3. Maned Wolf because majestic, stylish, cute, amazing!!!! these boots are made for walking idk I love them and I wish I could protect every and each one of those beautiful and precious creatures

4. Giant Anteater because also is so majestic, funny little fellow, kinda cute and scarry keep you in your toes

5. onça-pintada (jaguar is so lame come on) because another cute kitten pspspsps I LOVE ONÇAS SO MUCH

6. quero-quero the deadliest animal on the planet, not even kidding this mf will murder you and your family if you see one of these just run and pray

7. boto (married-woman-eater) no but really so funny and cute how can you not love boto???? look at this lil smile?????

8. jupará aka kinkajou because its so cute and adorable and I adore their little hands and I fear their little claws

9. ariranha aka giant otter because cute, deadly, moisturized, living the best life on the water and again look at those cute and harmful paws, just precious and evil

10. last but not least my beloved alma-de-gato aka squirrel cuckoo because it's so cute i love the tail feathers, their singing is so beautiful and they carry this special aura with them

#brazil #asks #panzershrike-pretz

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iceman-kazansky · 5 months

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Oh, hello there :] how u doing?

I'm on a very important mission and need to know which Angry Bird you'd be

I'm doing alright, thanks for asking. How about you, how are you?

What angry bird I'd be?? Oml. This is by far the weirdest ask I've ever been sent, and with much indecision and confusion I tried my best to answer:

I feel like I'd be Matilda? I read that she's supposedly the "mother hen" of the flock and is the most caring? Idk, it feels fitting to me. Sorry if this was odd, for I've ever received an ask such as this. That and I never was big with Angry Birds as a kid 😭

Thanks again, lovely. I hope your day/night is going wonderful and tysm for this entertaining ask 💙

#▪︎Asks #.Mutuals #panzershrike-pretz

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montied · 2 months

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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers ♡

getting to wear cool clothes (layers. so many layers. summer is my enemy btw.)

seeing old things that ive found in my research irl

fanfics that are long and gorgeously written

going places i havent gone before with people i like being with

when i get random bursts of writing inspiration

#asks #panzershrike-pretz

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panzershrike-pretz · 2 months

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(ignore me accidentally unfollowing you when trying to send you an ask 💀)

HOLY SHIT, SO MANY POTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

I LOVE THEMMMMMM LOOK AT THE LITTLE GUYS THEIR EYESSSSSS WHHSHSJWWJ

#potoo #🥨🪶#pretz ask

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tinyowlthoughts · 2 months

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Humans are Space Orcs - Chocolate

"Ugh, I would kill for some chocolate right now."

Gorvan fumbled the holopad he'd been typing on, all four hands brushing against the screen as he tried to keep it from hitting the ship floor. He failed and it bounced off the tiles - thankfully neither breaking, nor denting the flooring. Grimacing, he swept it up with his tail and checked over the casing, before the alarming words registered in his head. A glance at the couch showed the human - Max - hadn't moved - still twisted up in their weird, pretzely way, chin in their weird five-fingered hand as they peered at the passing stars with a far-away look in their eyes.

"You, uh, want...chocolate?" He asked, certain he'd misheard.

"Oh my god, yes." Max heaved a sigh, shoulders rising to their weird, inefficient ears before dropping back down. "Jesus, I'd even eat a Hershey's Bar right now."

Gorvan gripped his tablet with two of his hands, hard enough to crack the casing. "Oh, um - what is a 'Hershey'?"

Max didn't look away from the window, still lost gazing into the galaxy. "It's a type of chocolate bar from Earth. Maybe a Mars Bar or a Milky Way would be better..."

Gorvan huffed through his nostrils, tail lashing anxiously behind him. "Oh. Um. I - er, I forgot I have a meeting with Captain! I have to go." Without waiting for an answer he turned and fled the recreation room, hooved feet clattering against the floor, desperate to report what he had heard. He missed the bemused look Max gave him before returning to his star gazing.

🍫🌌🍫🌌🍫🌌🍫🌌🍫🌌🍫🌌🍫🌌🍫

"Max."

The human paused upon entering the meeting room, seeing the rest of the C7H8N4O2 Star Explorer gathered around the table. All eight were tense in their seats, and the moth-like Elaana looked like she'd been crying. (Well, the species equivalent, which appeared as a dusting of pollen along her sharp cheekbones.)

Taurvin, the captain, was sitting in the largest seat at the head of the table, his considerable bulk looming over the rest of them. Oddly, the first-mate seat to his left was empty. Gorvan was instead sitting in Max's own.

"Uh, hey all. We playing musical chairs?" Max glanced between the empty chair and Gorvan, but when nobody asked for an explanation to their odd human reference (a common occurrence), they figured it wasn't the time for jokes.

"Have a seat, Max." Taurvin motioned to the first mate seat and, with a bit of hesitation, Max moved to take it. Luckily Gorvan, despite being bulky himself, wasn't too much larger than a standard human and the chair was comfortable enough. "We have something important to address."

Oh god above, what had they done this time? Max tried to think back to all the interactions he'd had onboard the last few weeks, but couldn't come up with anything too egregious. Sure, there was the whole joke with 'human snot is acidic' thing but that had been more of a gross-out joke for Elaana, the ships medic, who hadn't seemed to upset when he accidentally sneezed on her a few days later and dropped the act. Epitak, the ships engineer, had been pretty pissed when ze found out Max had taken apart the air filtration unit in their quarters to try and understand how it worked, but ze had also walked him through repairing it, so they thought it was all forgiven.

Oh jeeze, had they found the plans to get a kitten onboard under the 'emotional assistance animal' loophole?

"Max." Taurvin's normally jolly voice was grave, and all the crews eyes were on them as he spoke. "It has come to my attention that you have been expressing some...troubling thoughts."

Okay, definitely the kitten thing then. "Look, I can explain," they started, but Taurvin held up a large, three-fingered hand and stopped them.

"I do not want you to feel pressured to speak to us if you do not wish to. As a member of the Intergalactic Exploration Society, you have access to mental health resources at no cost, any time, anywhere. I will be more than happy to assist you in setting up a link to a therapist through HR and, if required, will grant you time off the ship if you need it. You are the best navigator I have ever seen, and I do not want to lose you."

"Well, thanks, but uh, what do you mean?" Max glanced around the table and noticed that their normally upbeat crew were all showing signs of distress (Elaana was brushing away newly fallen pollen from her compound eyes).

"Max, you requested chocolate." Gorvan reminded them. "This morning, you said you would even eat a substance known as a Hershey Bar from your home planet." The human had never heard the first mate sound so distressed. When Max just blinked, Epitak took over, beak clacking anxiously as ze spoke.

"We understand that many planets have government programs in place for self euthanasia," ze explained, technical as always in his word choice, "but we aboard this ship would much rather assist you in healing rather than lose you, despite what you may feel is best for you. Suicide by theobromine is not the way forward."

"...what."

"It's okay, love!" The pollen was flowing freely from Elaana's eyes now, and she blinked it away with her long lashes. If there weren't a table between them, Max was sure she would have bundled them up in a full-wing hug and refused to let them go. "We'll support you through it all, we promise. You're part of our crew - our family, and we never want you to feel otherwise!"

"Well, uh, thanks. I see you all as family too...?" Max glanced at the four remaining crew members. Dhaca and Lenzoill were quiet but obviously upset, Qhals was staring at the ceiling with their fanged muzzle pulled into a tight grimace, and Ir'ith was -

Ir'ith was smirking.

Max narrowed their eyes at the inventory manager who also served as the ships cook (for the simple fact that he was the only one onboard who could cook). The zad merely shrugged when their eyes met, though his grin was growing.

"I think I'm missing something here." Max admitted, looking between Gorvan and Taurvin. "This is all because I got a chocolate craving?"

"A craving?" Elaana almost lunged across the table at the word, the only thing holder her back Ir'ith's hand on her shoulder. "You mean you've had chocolate before?"

"Well, yeah? All the time." Max was not expecting the horrified expressions they received.

"So humans treat theobromine as a drug?" Epitak asked, aghast.

"Noooo...? It's a dessert. Like, a sweet treat." Max had no idea what was going on now, but by the way Ir'ith's shoulders were shaking, he did. "Hershey's is a candy bar."

"Wait," Dhaca finally spoke up, leaning forward and shoving his glasses (well, glass - one lens for one eye and all) to the top of his head, "theobromine is not toxic to humans?"

"I'm assuming that theo-stuff is chocolate?" When Dhaca nodded, Max nodded in return. "Yeah, no, chocolate isn't toxic to humans. I ate it all the time on Earth."

Ir'ith gave up and cackled, sounding a bit like the grackles Max used to watch in their back garden on Earth. The avian's wings flapped a few times as he laughed, having to lean forward and grasp his stomach with taloned claws to keep himself from falling out of his chair. When he finally glanced up at Max, it was to the flattest look the human could manage, which only sent him into another gale of laughter.

Taurvin sighed, pinching the bridge of his boar-like snout. "I believe this has all been a misunderstanding," he spoke over the cooks laughter, which had turned into squeaky gasps. "Dismissed."

A few befuddled glances were thrown Max's way, but the rest of the crew were quick to leave, avoiding Ir'ith's flapping wings as they squeezed out of the room. Soon only the cook, first mate, captain, and navigator were left.

"Sorry, kid." Ir'ith finally came up for breath, wiping at his eyes as he regained his composure. He fished into one of the many pockets that adorned his poncho and produced a bar wrapped in purple foil, which he tossed to Max. The human caught it and felt their whole face light up. "No hard feelings, right?"

"None at all, dude!" Max tore open the wrapping and took a big bite of the Cadbury Dairy Milk Bar, nearly melting at the familiar, sweet flavor exploding on their tongue.

"For the record," Ir'ith said as he stood, cracking his back, "Zad's can eat chocolate to. Let me know next time you have a craving." He sauntered out of the room, humming happily.

The three sat in silence for a moment, other than the crinkle of the chocolate bar wrapper. Finally, Taurvin cleared his throat.

"Max, I apologize for not conferring with you in private beforehand." The captain sighed. "I did not wish to embarrass you, but an intervention was suggested and I believed that comfort from your crew would be the best way to show the seriousness of our support were you truly entertaining the thought of self euthanasia."

The human shrugged. "It was nice to hear you all care about me, even though I've only been on board a few months," they admitted. "And I got chocolate out of it." He wiggled the remains of the bar.

"Still, if you ever feel the need for mental health services, they are available to you. And if there is ever anything I or the rest of the crew can do to assist you in that way, please don't hesitate to ask." Taurvin placed a hand on his chest and bowed his head, a show of sincerity for his people.

"Well," Max tapped the chocolate against their chin in thought, "there may be one thing. Have you ever heard of cats?"

Next: Bluffing

Original Reddit Prompt:

#humans are space orcs #writing #blurb #The EC Theobromine

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1waveshortofashipwreck · 3 months

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ITS POKEBOB DAY!!!! GIMME SOME POKEBOB HEADCANONS!! >:3

SDNCJDBBDSISL LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

So of course Doc Roe runs his own pokemon center

He and his poison-type team use their poison/venom to make antidotes and potions and stuff to help the pokemon that come in

He’s known as the best PokeDoctor in the region because not only is his care/treatment effective but he’s also so GENTLE and SWEET

Like I have this image in my head of a wounded Pichu or another Baby Pokemon coming in and being super scared

But then he uses his adorable cajun accent and just

“Hey darling you’re okay. See? Good as new! You did such a good job!” pats the baby on the head

Sometimes when people come to him after being at the gym in town it can be a lot but when he see’s all the pokemon leaving with their trainer happy and healthy he can’t help but feel warm and fuzzy knowing he helped make them feel better

At the end of the day he’ll go out for drinks with the gym leader and gym trainers before heading home with his Seviper

SPEAKING OF GYM LEADERS

IT’S BUCK COMPTON BABEY

My boy has a rock-type gym and loves every minute of it

The gym trainers - Malarkey, Muck, and Penkala - all have a blast battling with the challengers before they get to Buck

The gym challenge involves strategy and thinking ahead, so the challengers need to be really mindful with the order in which they challenge the trainers

I picture Buck being like so friggin proud of a challenger when they beat him

Like he’s SO happy to give them his gym badge it’s so sweet

Then they meet up with Roe and go have a game of darts

Speaking of a game of Darts… what would we do…

WITHOUT GEORGE LUZ

I have a very vivid image of the sweet baby being an electrician and using his team to help him make repairs and do his job

And he’s fucking amazing at it and just a shining light all around

Like he’ll be up on the electricity pole with his Pawmot on his back and someone will yell hi up to him and he’d be excited to see a friend and almost fall but it’s ok cuz he has a safety line

Will 100% use his voice acting skill to prank people when he’s on the job

W H A T IS THE HOLDUP MR SOBEL

He’s working on the circuits and shit in the crawl space (idk i don’t know electricity) at wherever Sobel works in the PokeBoB AU when suddenly Sobel just hears

And the man has the PTSD Chihuahua face and Luz has to use every muscle in his body not to laugh

Of course he’ll meet up with the Lads at the end of the day to remind Buck that he is in fact right handed

Thank you for the ask Pretz!! These were so much fun to make 😝💖

#ask #panzershrike-pretz #PokeBoB #band of brothers #hbo #hbo war #easy company #AU #alternate universe #pokemon #help emily write #my writing #emily shut up

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ronsenthal · 2 months

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OIIIIIIEEEE JESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

I know we don't have Valentines Day here this time of year, but I figured that since I'm invading everyone's inbox, I'll invade yours as well!

You're amazing and I'm glad I had the pleasures ro meet you on this hellhole of an app!

I'm glad you're here, sharing your amazing work with everyone and gracing us with your company! Seriously couldn't have asked for better!

Te amo muitoooooo!! 💕💕💕💕

KAUHSJDKHAYSJDHJAS CHORANDOOOO

obrigada anjinho, thank you for being so special, sweet and unique I'm so glad to have you as my fav brazilian mutual on hbowar, I'm so proud of you and I will always be here by your side

te amooooo

#asks #panzershrike-pretz

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weird-an · 9 months

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Billy Hargrove is a mean asshole. Steve has no need to get to know him better. He doesn't care about him. At all.

It's just odd. How much his picture of the guy changes when he sees him at the quarry, on the hood of the Camaro and chewing on a soft pretzel. He smiles, biting into the dough, even though his cheeks are already stuffed.

Steve came here to get wasted - or rather, to mope. Because he still didn't get into college, because he had no action in weeks and he can't deal with the future's weight on his shoulders and a fucking dry spell.

Billy looks so different. Not intimidating at all. He has never seen Billy genuinely smile before.

Billy turns his head - and freezes. Eyes turning wider, like he's a kid that got caught with his hand stuck in the cookie jar.

"Leave me alone," he says with too much food in his mouth, still chewing.

Steve holds up the beer cans he brought along. "You want one?"

He isn't in the mood to fight. He isn't even sure he wants to fight, when Billy is like that. Billy certainly doesn't seem to want to fight. And to be honest, Steve is a bit curious.

Billy shrugs. He takes another bite out of the pretzel and then pads the Camaro's hood. "C'mon, then."

Steve sits down next to him. Billy got the best spot. They can see all the stars from here.

He hands Billy a beer. "Can I get a bit of the pretz-"

"No fucking way." Billy shoves the whole rest of the thing in his mouth. "Not my pretzel," he says - or at least Steve thinks so.

Steve laughs. He never thought of Billy this way. Billy glares at him.

"I just didn't think you'd be a pretzel guy," he says.

Billy rolls his eyes.

"I like pretzels too."

Billy swallows.

"Have you tried the ones they sell at the Mall?" he asks.

"Are they good?" Billy perks up a little.

"Very," Steve promises.

#billy hargrove deserves a pretzel #he is a pretzel gay tbh #harringrove #billy x steve #billy hargrove #harringrove ficlet #steve x billy

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