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JOEL MILLER ▸ The Last of Us, 1.6
#he looks so asdfghjkl here#the last of us#the last of us spoilers#tlou spoilers#tlou#joel miller#pedro pascal#tv#gif by ria
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that violent murderous man loves being a girl dad so much
#the phrase girl dad is so funny asdfghjkl but it describes him so well#tlou#the last of us#joel miller#ellie williams#hbo tlou#hbo the last of us#tlou spoilers#ellie and joel
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Somehow mostly through choice paralysis I managed to wait and start with Scott’s episode
Now I’m doing pixlriffs
Ohhh yeah this dude has that DM storytelling realness as always
YES
DM PIX CANON LETS GOOOOO
FLOATING EYEBALLS???
NO DRAGON?!?
Part of me: the forgotten descendants of the titans pix mentioned are empires s1 and that’s why there’s no dragon and the portal is open
Also me: no that’s stupid they said it’s all new world with all new characters, it’s unrelated
Next up sausage
Ok well sausage said it’s set over 1000 years after season 1 so is that just a fancy way to say this has nothing to do with season 1 or they are (however minisculy) related?
DUDE I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS A COINCIDENCE BUT EVERY BONE IN MY BODY IS SCREAMING THIS IS SEASON ONE SAUSAGE MAYBE???
Like he promised he was gonna “fix everything” and even if its a different universe s1 sausage can and was reality hopping at the end of season 1
ah— nvm, this build style doesn't really emulate that of mythland
Regardless if this is empires 1 sausage or not this man has already earned a spot as a blorbo
I am invested
Gem is pretty and I am a lesbian 🥰
Shelby jumping straight into the lore 💃
Loving shubble’s character already
And I already headcanon her age as late teens to very early adulthood
I’m thinking like 17-18 maybe? She said she just (barely) graduated school I’m pretty sure
The fade and land splitting earthquakes in Katherine’s backstory remind me of the fate of the overgrown, idk if that’s cause they’re connected in some way or just brainrot asdfghjkl
Oh yo it’s on to false! I’ve never actually watched any of her videos before so I’m excited to catch her vibe
She too, like Katherine and shubble, is jumping straight into the roleplay
10/10 invested in this character
And now of course onto Joel!
The mad king of mezalea confirmed to have died of heartbreak (he says it’s over his palace but… 🧜♀️👀)
Fwhip saying not to hurt Joel, Exxtera stays winning
Joel calls skulk suff “corruption” 👀
And looks like Joel is the one with the gold obsession this season
11 ft you say? hmmm I’ll have to further evaluate that one before I can except it as cannon or not
#i recognize that it is 150% unlikely season 1 of empires is actually connected (lore wise) to season 2 in anyway asdfghjkl#i finished this last night but then i fell asleep whilst editing lol#and then i was having computer troubles this morning#empires smp season 2#empires season 2#empires smp s2#empires s2#i dont wanna tag this as ''empires smp'' cause i tagged all my season 1 stuff with that 😅#ill just use#empiresblr#as the uniting tag#empires s2 scott#empires s2 pixl#empires s2 sausage#empires s2 gem#empires s2 shubble#empires s2 katherine#empires s2 false#empires s2 joel#i did watch everyone's pov but i only jotted down my highlights so that's why not everyone is included in this :P#scott smajor#pixlriffs#mythical sausage#gemini tay#shubble#katherine elizabeth#false symmetry#joel beans#joel smallishbeans#bubbles ramblings
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🍂 joelsgreys weekly recap 🍂
she’s baaaaack. i’m so backlogged on reading, my tbr shelf is packed and there’s still dozens of more works not on the shelf that i have my eye on to read and asdfghjkl but thankfully i’m almost done with the school semester (next week baby!) so i hope to do a lot more reading. thank you writers for all that you do. i know it gets rough but don’t ever forget how appreciated you are for blessing us with amazing content FOR FREE 🤍
this list is a mixed bag, we got some joel, some frankie, some javi, and we even got ourselves bit of mike schmidt (hello josh hutcherson, the brain rot is so real rn)
🔥 indicates smut, please be sure to heed all tags/warnings by the author, all blogs and works are 18+ only, MINORS DNI.
happiest day by @cupofjoel 🔥
Mike Schmidt x Reader
Summary: When you least expect it, mike surprises you with a confession
The Less I Know The Better by @planet-marz1
Joel Miller x Female Reader
Summary: Joel returns home with a heartbreaking confession.
eyes on the monitor by @cupofjoel 🔥
Mike Schmidt x Female Reader
Summary: mike catches something on the security cameras that really shouldn't be happening at a family-friendly pizzeria—even an abandoned one.
heaven and back by @joelmillers-whore 🔥
Frankie Morales x Female Reader
Summary: an object on your nightstand inspires frankie to experiment in the bedroom and you’re all for it.
just married by @ilovepedro 🔥
Frankie Morales x Female Reader
Summary: You and Frankie just tied the knot. Half way through the reception, your insatiable husband whisks you away for some much needed privacy.
Dry Run by @chronically-ghosted
Javier Peña x Female Reader
Summary: you meet javi in a club and he shows you his favorite way to foreplay sex.
Grays by @softlyspector
Joel Miller x Reader
Summary: Joel likes to be read to and held and have his hair stroked. He would never dare admit it, though.
dye this space red by @cupofjoel 🔥
Mike Schmidt x Female Reader
Summary: mike's a pretty sensitive guy, emotionally and otherwise, and there's a theory you'd love to test on his thighs.
daddy next door chapter one by @cavillscurls
Daddy Dom!Joel Miller x Female Reader
Summary: you meet your new neighbor and quickly discover he’s all you’re able to think about.
Deliver Me From Nowhere Chapter Six and Chapter Seven 🔥 (ish) by @atinylittlepain
Joel Miller x OFC
No summary, please see authors tags and notes.
but you know the killer doesn’t understand Part I by @morning-star-joy
Joel Miller x Female Reader
Summary: When Joel returns to Jackson and meets you, his new neighbor, he knows right away he's fucked.
Texas Hold ‘Em by @sweetercalypso 🔥
DBF! Joel Miller x Female Reader
Summary: when a heatwave interrupts your lake house vacation, you and dbf!Joel find another way to have some fun.
beautiful divider by @saradika-graphics 🤍
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GUYS HELP I NEED TO FIND A FIC!
It's a joel miller fic where he's a bit of wierdo (shocker) and has a ... suagr baby???
He dresses her up in doll clothes, make up, hair, ETC, like old fashioned clothes and it's so tender an hot and asdfghjkl PLEASE IM BEGGING
I need it for my end of the year review ;-;
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signing session feels after: 😭😭😭😭
My sister and I stood outside for 1,5h in the -10⁰C (feels like -15⁰C) weather and my toes were so freezing I could of cried
Niko was first and we said 'hey' and then we both asked at the same time "how are you" and after a small loading moment both said fine and laughed 😂 (the way niko's eyes crinkle when he laughs makes me go 💘💗 💖💓) He also asked how I liked the new song and he said that it's probably their favorite of the new album.
Then was Aleksi and after saying hi I asked how he's doing and he said 'alright' and something about just how there's everything going on with the new song and stuff and he was SO NICE like a proper gentleman made me smile so much ❤️ (imo aleksi was the most natural socializing and chatting, probably since he has done that a lot alone when it was just alex mattson)
Next was Olli and asdfghjkl I made such a fool of myself ohmylord (this is the kinda stuff you think about late at night when you can't sleep and cry why did i have to be so dumb) We said hey and I was probably there like 👁👄👁 staring at him cause dude, if he is good looking online and on stage, you can't prepare yourself for seeing him up close I'm telling you. Then he asked me something and I didn't hear him so I was there like what?? he repeated asking how I'm doing and I was just trying to say anything at all but stumbled on my words and aaaa 🫣 he was just so handsome I forgot how to act okay??? Don't blame me
Joonas 😭❤️ I knitted him mittens so I gave those to him and he clearly appreciated it, he did say that he has worn the knitted wool socks I made for him and that my sister gave to him in Stuttgart m&g but idk could be that he just said it. Didn't have much time to say anything else (but damn do i love that dude)
Tommi and Joel were last and my autograph card was already gone to the end so I didn't really have a chance to say anything to them (i was kinda a bit intimidated of them both so I didn't really come up with anything to say I admit) but tbh I was left feeling very weird about joel.. Idk could be that he was just anxious/tired/whatever but he was acting kinda cold and distant and I'm just like ?🥺
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the boys where lovely tonight 🥺
Niko hugged Aleksi tightly, Joel cuddled Olli so closely I thought for a moment they'd kissed, Joonas put his head on Niko's shoulder from the back, Joel put his arms around Joonas and Niko got on his tiptoes and gently kissed Joel on the cheek 😭
Aleksi and Olli and Joel all looked at and smiled at me 🥰 Joel loved how much I was dancing and headbanging and pointed at me 🖤 and also Niko saw me singing along (and maybe doing some raphands) and gave me a smug smile and I'm like asdfghjkl. dead. done. gone from the earth. stupid rap hobbit. 💕💕💕
I got as many pics and video clips as possible but I'm still not sure if anything came out of those, and I don't know when I'm gonna have time to go through them because I'm leaving for the airport like at 6.30 tomorrow morning so 🙃
Also the gig somehow turned into a random BC tumblr meeting because I went there with @drippinlou @paleangels13 @thisisntaparty and @yourlocalharbourmaster and I then ran into @ladysorbus and @theflyingfeeling 🖤🥰🥺
so anyways tomorrow I'm gonna be fucking off to tour Kraków -> Prague -> Berlin -> Zürich -> Lucern -> Liechtenstein for two weeks
and I never been to any of those countries and I've never been away from home this long and I'm so excited and hyped but also very very nervous 😶
I already got some great tips for Poland & Switzerland but please if anyone has any more hmu 🙏
#ugh I love my boys so muuuuuuch#I can't believe I have to wait until December 😔#also I can't believe I kinda have FRIENDS now#I've only ever had like one or two friends but never a friend group#is this what it feels like 🥺#sorry about the rant#I'm tired and that always makes me emotional#forget I said anything#blind channel
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got tagged in SOOO many tag games by @raylangivins asdfghjkl thank u ilu here are like, half of them lmao.
(1) shuffle your on repeat playlist and post the first 10 tracks
stupid girl - garbage
salt and vinegar - lights
DIP N DRIP - cobrah
disturbia - rihanna
this hell - rina sawayama
deep end - catty
night crawling - miley cyrus feat. billy idol
messy - kiiara
jet black hearts - abigail barlow
dancing on my own - robyn
(2) a questionnaire!
Tea, coffee, or soda? coffee > everybody..... i do love tea tho.
Dogs or cats? dogs bc one's sitting on my feet rn and he's pretty cute so.
Can you play any instrument? forgot all the piano i once knew oops
What's your sun sign? sagittarius for me as well! ♐️♐️
First song lyrics that pops into your head? how will i know if she really loves meee 🎵
Do you have any tattoos? not yet! indecision etc etc
Favorite place you've travelled? british virgin islands
What's the last movie you've watched? i literally do not remember but i'm seeing the d&d movie this weekend lmao
What languages do you speak? only english, i'm pants at languages :( much like the instruments question i forgot the other ones orz
Do you have any hobbies? omg so many, i love doing things lmao. rn i am actually doing campaign prep for ttrpg things while i watch hockey and fill this out, which is a whole category of hobbies by itself (writing! mini painting! drawing! map design! terrain builds! etc etc.)
You can hang out with one fictional character for an hour, who do you choose? i was gonna be saucy and pick someone hot or someone whose brain i want to dissect like a formaldehyde frog but actually it is toothless i wanna go flying with the flying doggo
Compliment yourself: i cooked a delicious dinner tonight!
(3) ao3 first lines tagline
Rules: Share the first lines of ten of your most recent fanfics and tag ten people. If you have written fewer than ten, don’t be shy and share anyway (spoiler alert: rules are made to be broken…)
"most recent" i have published uhh nothing since 2021 hockey hols oops. i should maybe. fix that. anyway the point is that some of these are from my drafts folder ayy:
The chatter starts up at the end of every season, and every off-season Mat runs the fuck away to get away from it.
There’s three shadows standing over Eddie when he comes to, curled in on himself on the ground and damp with his own sweat.
The last dragons—barely hatchlings—die at Dragonstone. Perhaps it's only fitting that the last dragonspawn do too.
“I used to think about it,” admits Trevor. “You making me sorry for it.” (x)
Leon makes all his biggest mistakes in Las Vegas, and tonight is no exception. The team is flying high off a win they didn’t expect—off a win, strictly speaking, they did not deserve—and the music is good, and the lights are low, and the drinks keep coming. (x)
Raff is in the Dallas hotel room, and Joel didn’t invite him—didn’t expect him—but holy cannoli is Joel glad to see him there. (x)
The first thing to understand was Raff didn’t have a heart. (x)
As far as Jack was concerned, Taylor Hall could take his Nantucket wedding, his signed contract in Boston, his Biosteel invite and his mostly working body and all the other hallmarks of his happily ever after—and shove it up his own ass. (x)
He had made a conscious choice not to tell anyone about the situation, and indeed, not to think about the situation any more than could be helped. This had worked well for the past several years, except that it meant that Auston had not thought twice about extending the invitation for Dylan to join them for two weeks in Scottsdale. (x)
They’d tracked the old legends from planet to planet, each one emptier than the last: graveyards with no graves, detonation marks from imperial explosives scouring ancient stone, each once-sacred place swept clean of its history. (x)
tagging 10 of you i've seen in my notes lately, do one or two or all of em: @maddiebuckley @bluewaterhigh2005 @tobysziegler @st-louis @xreveux @parisebuyout2021 @chevalric @joeslie @marmolita @townhulls @bigbrotherlouis
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Just finished episode one of The Last Of Us and HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The added material. All of Sarah’s scenes. Actually getting to know Sarah a little better and getting to know their neighbors. Them finally giving us the subtle confirmation that yes, Joel and Tess were in a romantic relationship. Ellie and Joel!!!!! ELLIE!!! JOEL!!!! TOMMY!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I LOVED IT SO MUCH I CANNOT WAIT FOR EPISODE TWO ASDFGHJKL
I asked my mom what she thought and she said “it’s okay. You know sci-fi’s not my thing.” which I honestly expected her to hate it so I take her saying it’s okay and agreeing to watch at least one more episode with me as a win lol
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Someone said in your asks once that tobias looks so fucking swedish and that's all i can think about when i see him. Like yes!! He 100% looks like someone who's native language is swedish (idk if that makes sense to anyone else), it's probably the mouth and nose shape and the cheek bones?
Similarly with joel hokka, that man is the most finnish looking dude ever. Like if you mash every single finnish man together you get joel
I didn't say it but that is literally how I feel about Tobias too, he's so swedish looking 😭🤲 and yeah Joel reminds me of several of my cousins (from both sides of my family) I'm just like🧍🏻 he's so much Just Some Dude(tm) asdfghjkl 😭
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wouldn't it be fun if Kokomi from Genshin Impact and Lizzie from Empires SMP (Season 1) met?
One, OCEAN SIBLINGS GIMME GIMME GIMME. TWIN SISTERS MAYBE??? YES PLEASE. JIMMY GET READY YOU GOT ANOTHER SISTER
EVEN BETTER, MOTHER AND DAUGHTER OF THE SEA. JOEL GET READY FOR FATHERHOOD HAHAHAHA
Okay but they both bond over the sea and coral and all that stuff, and then Kokomi and Lizzie both have fun in the axolotl sanctuary with Kokomi's water fish-
and then everyone is so confused becuase they look so alike,, god i love this au already-
asdfghjkl somebody make this please i'm on my kneessssssss
#empires smp#empires smp season 1#ldshadowlady#genshin impact#sangonomiya kokomi#kokomi genshin#sunlightocean
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I posted 11,302 times in 2022
66 posts created (1%)
11,236 posts reblogged (99%)
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I tagged 858 of my posts in 2022
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Longest Tag: 140 characters
#but i got the general area down tho letters that i dont often do i need to double check where they are and if i go too long without glancing
My Top Posts in 2022:
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love wins
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AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I don’t own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte.
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On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.
I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).
“Hi Draco!” I said in a depressed voice.
“Hi Ebony.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.
“You come in cold, you're covered in blood They're all so happy you've arrived The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom She sets you free into this life.” sang Joel (I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).
“Joel is so fucking hot.” I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.
Suddenly Draco looked sad.
“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.
“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.
“Really?” asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.
“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Joel and he’s going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch.” I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face.
The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn’t go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into……………………… the Forbidden Forest!
Chapter 4.
AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
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“DRACO!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”
Draco didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.
“Ebony?” he asked.
“What?” I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!
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IM LOSING IT
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canary
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My #1 post of 2022
happy neil banging out the tunes
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#tumblr2022#year in review#my 2022 tumblr year in review#your tumblr year in review#i knew it was fucking neil#my notifications have been fucked since neil so i dont even care anymore i wont even notice this april#haha but also mr goodtimes lol
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idea popped into my head: so we can all agree that e2!joel is still short, right? right.
but some server members have been calling him tall (namely sausage and pix)
so what if e2!joel is just ever so slightly taller then he usually is and people just aren't used to him being this tall even though he is still very much short asdfghjkl
#empires season 2#empires smp s2#empires s2#empires s2 joel#joel beans#joel SMALLISHbeans#joel smallishbeans#empiresblr#bubbles ramblings
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I think about The Road Ahead EVEDY DAYYYYYYY I literally cannot wait to see Gracie and Joel being a dad back in action 🥹🥹🥹 and beautiful reader finally getting to have her girl!!!!
I was thinking about them today for some reason asdfghjkl this little family means so much to me as it is and then adding Ellie into the mix and writing her meshing in with them, oh I’m gonna be such a wreck 😭
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ON MY KNEES B E G G I N G I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE ALT ENDING FICS FOR LO, ELLIE & JOEL!!!!! you have me in a chokehold fr
ASDFGHJKL I’m so glad ur excited!!!! I will be doing another part, it’ll actually be a few parts of little one becoming darker and adjusting to protect her child
I refute the idea she was weak, she always trying to stand up for herself, getting between tommy and Joel’s gun, running away…
Let’s see what happens when she accepts she can’t leave Joel but won’t let her child be harmed
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MY SWEETSWEET CORABEAR I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF TLOU'S 1ST EP (without any spoilers of course cuz I haven't seen it asdfghjkl BUT I WILL TONIGHT). Tell me all & don't spare any detaaailllsssssssss!!!!!!!!!
SWEET NONNIE!!! THE EPISODE WAS FANTASTICCCCCC. Its been a few days since you sent this so i assumed you watched it? (im adding this line in hindsight cuz i already wrote most of the stuff below and lol i spoiled stuff...)
first of all not like this was the main deal but like... maybe it was but pedro looked so fucking good???????????!?!??! He would be giving some serious scene or just casually standing and I was constantly thinking this is the best he's ever looked. As soon as I heard his voice I was SOLD.
I have not finished the game - i honestly did not make it very far.... (prob after episode 2 i wont know whats coming) the scenes i did know were ridiculously spot on!!!! During one scene I could pin point when I died while playing. Also the plane crash was insane!!! love that hbo good money.
I SOBBBBED during the sarah scene... I knew it was coming i was anticipating the moments but the tears still hurt as bad as the first time watching it. I was itching to see how pedro would perform during the scene, both he & nico killed it!! (also not to like side track but.... pedros arm....... okay :eyes:)
Then we got to the 20 year cut and THE GREYSSS. silver fox 10000% god. Then he had to go and walk in the rain & SLICK BACK his perfect hair...... [redacted] [redacted] There were little moments like when he leaned his arm against a shelf - pedro knew he looked good.
Bella was also spectacular! When Ellie & Joel met for the first time - well one i cackled when he yeeted her into a wall. But the little glances they gave each other- like when ellie reached for the knife and joel/pedro raised his eyebrow like "is this kid serious rn" perfection i cant wait to see more of their chemistry later on!!!
A fantastic fantastic premiere! I'm coming in really as an outsider to this series and I can already understand why its so so loved. I'm counting the minutes until episode 2!!!!!! I hope you had similar reaction to it too!
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