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tulakhord · 3 days

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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

#mwah

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tulakhord · 3 days

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#🫠

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tulakhord · 3 days

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

#so true

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tulakhord · 1 month

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everyones always like the saddest thing a dog can think of is its owner dying. no the saddest thing a dog can think of is a human eating a huge smelly hamburger with fries and mustard without giving the dog any and guess what they experience that like 5 times a day

#dogs #no greater sorrow than watching me eat french fries it is true

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tulakhord · 1 month

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it still comes as a surprise that closeness cannot be achieved from a safe distance

#bleh

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tulakhord · 1 month

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it’s because you’re always in that damn hole that resembles the grave but isn’t

#✌️😔

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tulakhord · 2 months

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hands are insane because they're the absolute sexiest part of a body veins tendons knuckles hair on the wrist and the back of the fingers bones and blood all close to the skin screaming I AM ALIVE AND I SHAPE THE WORLD AROUND ME freckles and scars and the cryptic spiral of a fingerprint on each digit but also you cover them up with gloves and they BECOME HOTTER for some reason. and then you take the gloves off and they're hotter again. science can't explain this

#so true

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tulakhord · 2 months

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raise a glass to the posts you love that end up deleted. to the fanart and fanfics you lose track of and can't locate. to the blogs you used to look through that ended up unexpectedly disappearing. to the things you didn't archive because you always assumed they'd be there.

#so real

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tulakhord · 2 months

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The priestess of Selune

#baldur's gate 3 #art #isobel #:)

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tulakhord · 2 months

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#i am generally the one who gets handed the jar to open lol

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tulakhord · 2 months

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go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

#i'm somewhere in eastern siberia

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tulakhord · 2 months

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I know we talked to you a lot at the beginning of the year about playing with Nate..you obviously had such great chemistry with him, knew where he was going to be back in the day. Seems like you guys are starting to find that a little bit again (...) just how is that coming with him? [x]

#hockey #avs #jonathan drouin #nathan mackinnon #(in spirit)#uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh

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tulakhord · 2 months

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*Basically anything that isn't a typical farm animal: cow, pig or sheep.

(Obligatory Note: I'm American and this is based on what's overall unconventional to eat in the USA.)

#i have had every one except squirrel i think

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tulakhord · 2 months

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Don't listen to her. You're in good hands. And I pay too well if anything. PILLARS OF ETERNITY 2015, dev. Obsidian Entertainment

#pillars of eternity #what an icon

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tulakhord · 2 months

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applying for jobs seems to mostly consist of lying and submitting to indignities, which is whatever. but it is very difficult for me to override my innate instinct that anyone demanding i write a cover letter has insulted me so greatly that the only way to retain my honor is violence

#relatable. unfortunately

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tulakhord · 2 months

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