part 1 . part 2 . part 3 . part 4 . part 5

Hellsing Vatican head canons!

Although they didn’t have any screen time together

I feel like Yumiko and Enrico are best friends, although he’s a coward I doubt he’d let anyone bully his baby sister and get away with it (probably sending someone to kill them or have them tortured, he’d do the same with for heinkel but Yumikos to innocent for this world , plus he likes his sis Yumiko more because Yumie just to violent and loud, he still loves her because it’s still his sister

Him and heinkel just like to talk and spend time together, talking about work and how much they both despise Protestants and heretics and just humanity it’s self, and sense heinkels basically his bodyguard

They send a lot of time together, I bet at times heinkel talks Enrico out of work so he can sleep and rest and not look like a tall tired angry jerk

Heinkel, and Enricos roles towards the children at the orphanage are , cool chill older sister (heinkel) and mean scary older brother (Enrico) and Yumiko…… the angelic sweet adoring sister, Yumie her scary silly twin

now! THERE RELASTIONSHIP WITH THERE DAD!

Let’s be honest

His favorite child is heinkel no one can tell me she’s not

Yumiko and Yumie are his babies

Enrico is his son…who is also his boss (he’s so proud, but he wishes he wasn’t such a lil bitch when he comes to combat or violence)

Yumie - Anderson’s = dad and he doesn’t think I’m a freak! So he’s pretty cool! He’s gonna have a sword fight with me later! >:)

Yumiko - Anderson’s our dad and he doesn’t think I’m a freak, also we’re going bird watching! >:3

Heinkel - dads pretty cool, he’s the best dad a gal can ask for , also I find it funny a big scary guy like him, loves books and gardening and birds…

Enrico - da-uhhh I mean father Anderson is alright, he does his job well…….I’m still looking for a bird , so he’ll shut up and stop being a sad old man when we walk pass pet stores that sell birds

(Sorry if these suck lol)

Idk if you’ve thought this much about it but I keep thinking about your reverse au,,,,, how did the groups come together in this universe? Were the members of Iscariot still raised together, or are they more of a hodgepodge of mercenaries who met through work? Has Hellsing taken on that roll of a ‘family’ in the church?

Yes I mostly want to know how Yumikel met MEUXBEKZHEBE

Thank you so much for your interest i am still working on the AU but here are some basic information i kind of sketched out about the Iscariot (i also love yumikel yess i am working on how they meet),

The initial idea (might change) i had for the Iscariot is that Yumiko, Heinkel and Enrico are all from the same orphanage and they sticked together, because Iscariot in this is neutral alignment, and i intended to fix Enrico. He's still hungry for power and control, like in canon, but more grounded because his relationship with Yumiko and Heinkel is closer and they're his found family that keep him from straying too deep into madness (btw spoiler that Millenium is good aligned and Hellsing is bad aligned, it is "reversed" from the og hellsing anyway). In this, Enrico is an occultist, and Anderson is a demon he conjured (to contrast Anderson in canon that served his Christian religion).

Yes and back to the trio, they were seperated and taken in by different organisations and got turned. I am still working on this btw, so the reasons are still unclear whether they were used as bloodbag (yumi) or maybe military purposes idk i need to think harder on it, but one thing is definite is that in this au there are more monsters, real one not artificial, than in og Hellsing, so each group have their own autonomy. Yumie and Heinkel are both true vampire and werewolf btw, not artificial. Anyway, Enrico made a pact with Anderson for power to find Yumie and Heinkel. And they started growing up together, making money by working as hired mercenaries. That's why their alignment is neutral, because they work for the organisation that pays them.

During that time, they helped each other work on the newfound power. Heinkel can't control the wolf shapeshift yet she is working on it and she still wolf out when she's excited. While Yumiko sometimes go bloodlust and delirious, after she drank a lot of people that she assassinated, and her alter ego is Yumie (almost similar mechanism like Alucard's variations in the og hellsing). Enrico binded her with black magic demon power something something idk, almost similar to the Hellsing binding in og Hellsing, but not to bound her to him but to restrict her powers so Yumiko don't just comes out randomly. (I will work on creating a mechanism on her restraint that makes sense, this is still missing a lot of informations).

And to Hellsing, well Hellsing doesn't exactly act like a family, well they almost, kind of, but not exactly. In this, Integra is probably the closest to "family" to Seras while Alucard acted more like a teacher than a family member to Seras. And to recap, Integra is supposed to be Seras' guardian angel (long story btw), but she failed to save Seras in time so she gave Seras' angel blood so Seras became a nephilim, half human half angel.

Okay, let me start from the beginning, everything process like in og Hellsing, Vlad got dragged to public execution and prayed to heaven but G didnt ascend on him. So in this au, i made Integra an archangel who pitied Alucard so she think a little bit of divine revelation to a dead man is probably not too much of a transgression, but when she appeared before him (only he can see and no one else can so they thought he was tripping when he started talking to himself), he assumed that G sent her as a prize for his sacrifice so he just assumed that he rightfully owned her (inspirations from stories of selkies or mermaids that were caught by men because those fishermen just ASSUMED he owned her what a crazy man, but that is what Vlad would do i think) so he cursed her to be bound to him and every of his reincarnations (it's a blood curse, and if you want to know how he did it, he kissed her with his own blood and blood he licked off the stage, and she became an outcast angel like Eve because she ate food from humans, and that was blood too so it was extremely sacrilegious, im drawing inspiration from Eve AND Persephone). Yeah well anyway, Integra still had some celestial power left like understanding Angel's languages and shapeshifting, immortality, demon repelling, exorcism etc etc yeah all the classic one and she can return to her angel form but only PARTLY, not entirely and also she is not allowed back to heaven (she can fly tho but she have her limits when it comes to flying). And then, Vlad reincarnate and everytime he did, he started wrecking havoc, each reincarnations of him doesnt exactly remembered his past lives but he is always born into someone with Dracula blood, descendants of the family. And because Vlad left records, other reincarnation of him also contribute their own record of encounters with Integra. Integra on another hand was stuck with humans, she have her limits and no longer as omnipresence as she was. And each angel in this au is asigned a list of humans to guard over, and Integra failed her task because she no longer capable to guard all over them, however she did have the list and she tried to find her human to protect but most of the time they're already dead by the time she arrived. And she tried to do good things to ammend her sins, but Vlad everytime he was reborn will start conflicts and war to draw Integra out because she is a repenting angel she is very drawn towards places of great suffering, and she tried to hide from Vlad's reincarnations because he have authority over her and she can't kill him, both not capable and not allowed to (as a repenting angel, remember? not allowed to harm anyone). Okay okay fast forward, in the au i am working on, this time the reincarnation of Vlad is called Alucard, and spoiler alert, this time, hes a human but with celestial powers, almost like Integra. Because the soul of Vlad made a deal with Lucifer so when he reincarnated as Alucard, he maintain all of his memories and Integra in this au agreed to side with Alucard because she sensed celestial energy from him so she thought he was blessed or chosen to become an exorcist. And as to why he became an exorcist, he doesn't really care about exorcising, he was just messing around with Integra. In some cases, he himself was the one that conjure demons up (Hellsing is bad aligned in this but Integra and Seras didn't know it yet). And as an exorcist he is invited to crime scenes of demon activities to clean up. One of the crime scenes was Seras's family and Integra finally came across someone on her list that is still at least breathing so she tried ressurecting Seras with her blood. Yeah that's how we got Seras Victoria an orphan that was adopted by the church. Integra cared a lot about Seras, while Alucard intended to use Seras to use Integra. Oh and, Alucard in this au is still obsessive as ever to Integra, he's very close to losing his shits. Alucard and Integra acted like an exorcist duo, with Seras as their protege exorcist.

(The background of Integra and Alucard is lowkey inspired from buddhism's concept of reincarnation and fate and karma something something btw)

If you have any suggestion please do inform me I would love to hear it and thank you for listening to my yappings.

One: oh shit flight rising

Two: thinking abt Yumie/ko being very worried about being a bad parent because we all know she had a bad time and she doesn't want to carry that forward

Flight rising!!! Not as active as I used to be but I swing by once in a while lol

Read more-ing bc I’m gonna pop off a lil

I ABSOLUTELY think they worry about being a bad parent A LOT. Yumiko’s biggest concern is more in the knowledge area, she’s like convinced she’ll do something on accident and cause her kid to develop a disorder like her. Or she’s worried that the switching between her and Yumie will be too confusing for a kid and cause some sort of trauma.

Yumie on the other hand is like, CONVINCED that by default she’d be a shitty parent. She’s not nurturing, and even though she does have people she loves, she doesn’t believe she has any of the skills necessary to be a mom. In like, this hypothetical parenthood scenario, I think Yumie would be trying to preemptively distance herself from it for a while, classify it as a Yumiko and Heinkel thing and leave it at that, because she can’t fuck up a kid she doesn’t help with.

In the end when they actually have a kid, they both realize that they’re a little more equipped the handle it than originally anticipated. Yumie esp, upon seeing her kid for the first time, would go full on protective instincts and realize that oh yeah, THAT’S how she shows affection. Yumiko would also read like 50 billion parenting books and just end up super overwhelmed only to have everything click pretty fast once things start

Heinkel I also think would have some concerns about being a good parent. But, I also think she has enough combined experience of helping at the orphanage and having such a good parental role model in Anderson to feel okay about how she would handle things. Obv Yumi had those experiences too, but I think as people, Yumiko gets much more nervous about things she hasn’t 100% experienced than Heinkel. i.e the difference between assisting with raising kids and having the sole responsibility of raising a kid

In the end, I think the three of them would be very devoted to giving a kid the loving, stable family they wished they had growing up, and that’s really the most important trait to have!

HEINKEL WOLFE / YUMIKO TAKAGI

Requested by Anon

"Love the Heinkel stim so much. Could I ask for a Heinkel x Yumie board pls thank you"

X X X / X X X / X X X 

PSD

Requests closed, sorry!

Eyyyy do Yumiko (legally required to ask for one piece of Yumikel)

>:) i've been waiting for this

Overall opinion of them: I fucking love her so much fhjfgfdgfj such a simple design, yet so perfect. I adore how she contrasts with Yumie and how that adds to her dynamic with Heinkel...

Gender/sexuality headcanons: Likes women and that's all I can say. I tend to default to cis interpretations, but in my typical fashion, I'm open to anything that doesn't fundamentally change her character.

Favorite moment in canon: Ppprobably when she called upon Yumie to take out the cult in Crossfire 3, and also all lighthearted moments between her and Heinkel. I'm a sucker for fluff but I always look for it in the least likely sources o(-<

Favorite moment in a fanwork:

Favorite line, in canon or otherwise: I don't exactly have one, but I'll take advantage of this space to say goddamn, her voice actress for the drama CD hit the nail on the head. The tone and delivery are super on point. And, yet another reason for me to yearn over never getting to see her animated...

Characters I love seeing them interact with: Heinkel, Yumie (if indirectly), Maxwell, Anderson, the works. Especially the former two tho ofc :^)

Last thing before sleeping headcanons: This takes on a whole new meaning with her dfhdfjhfg ANYWAY.. I'll adhere to what the prompt intended (so in terms of actual sleep, rather than switching). When possible, she'll get changed into something cozy and wind down with a cup of tea, and most importantly she prays with Heinkel before heading off to bed.

Sleeping habits headcanons: A heavy sleeper. Prone to incoherently mumbling every now and again. Definitely hogs blankets when it's chilly (and has, at least once, tried pinning the blame on Yumie (and I can see her being equally guilty of this JDFJFDH)). Often ends up being the little spoon. She's just a little creature yk (emphasis on the "little" part in her case)

First thing after waking up headcanons: She and Heinkel wake up at roughly the same times, though Heinkel will often give her an extra ~15 minutes to snooze or just lay in bed so long as it won't put her behind in the day.

Favorite locations headcanon: She's most drawn to scenic, atmospheric places, though she enjoys traveling to just about any new location so long as it's not on short notice for a hit mission, lmao. She has a soft spot for the orphanage where she and Heinkel were raised and visits the children there from time to time.

Thank you! [source]

Fandoms

Taking a break from characters to give a rundown of fandoms I like to dabble in & any ships! List is subject to change, and is far from all I'm into- these are just the things I most engage with in a fannish way.

💭 - ready supply of headcanons

📓 - can always request in writing prompt games

🌟 - A Fave

It's gonna get Long.

Shows:

Hellsing Ultimate

💭 📓 🌟🌟🌟

Have seen: the OVA, read about half the manga, Crossfire included.

Will answer ship prompts for: Alucard x Integra, Seras x Pip, Heinkel x Yumie.

Heinkel and Anderson are the ones I probably have the most thoughts on, but I'll answer for anyone except Millennium members (aside from Walter).

One Piece

💭

Have seen: Dub up to... early 600s? Vegapunk island, bodyswap just happened. Several movies.

Will answer ship prompts for: Robin x Franky

Can most reliably come up with stuff for the main Straw Hat crew, fun gen stuff but I doubt I'll be doing much that's involved.

Fairy Tail

💭, maybe 📓

Have seen: Entire dub, both movies; read Rhodonite.

Will answer ship prompts for: Gajeel x Levy

Look I'll level. I'm here for Gajeel, Levy, and occasionally Juvia for some reason. FT falls deeply into 'canon is a polite suggestion' territory ok.

The Owl House

💭

Have seen: Seasons 1 & 2

Might be able to get me to answer stuff for Eda x Raine but I'm mostly here for gen stuff.

Sailor Moon

💭📓🌟

Have seen: oh god it's so piecemeal. Most knowledge comes from the manga up through about Dead Moon Circus and original run (sub & Viz re-dub) up through roughly Chibiusa's introduction.

Will answer ship prompts for: Mako x Ami, maybe Haruka x Michiru x Setsuna.

Honestly this one's been so very headcanon fueled & canon is a very, very loose suggestion xD

Steven Universe

💭📓🌟

Have seen: Original run & movie. (Never quite got around to Future)

Will answer ship prompts for: Amethyst x Pearl, Lapis x Peridot; virtually any gem x gem combo tbh.

It's definitely died down but I've still got a bit of a soft spot, y'know?

The Clone Wars + The Bad Batch

💭

Have seen: Full run of TCW, S1 of TBB

Will answer ship prompts for: Hondo & Cad Bane is the only valid Star Wars pairing

Ok no though for real I just don't really have any ships here, but it's definitely fun poking at little headcanons.

Video games:

Mass Effect

💭📓🌟🌟🌟🌟

Have Played: Vanilla trilogy (no DLC events or squadmates (Kasumi, Zaeed and Javik) will factor in to my work), read all 3 novels. It's been a while since I've played, so some finer details may be missing!

Will answer ship prompts for: Shepard x Thane, Shepard x Garrus, Garrus x Tali, Joker x EDI

Mass Effect is not a fandom. Mass Effect burrows into your fuckin soul and never lets go. Rundown of my Shepard can be found here. As far as hcs/games go, I will answer for most Normandy crew.

Final Fantasy

Have played: VII, X, X-2, XII (it's been a little while though)

💭📓🌟 (primarily X-2 & XII)

Will answer ship prompts for: Cloud x Tifa, Balthier x Fran. (& ask me about the Crimson Polysphere lol)

Favorites are Paine & Balthier

Pokemon

Have played: All main series games up through US/UM, working knowledge of Indigo League anime & first 5 movies.

💭📓🌟

Games only. Outlines & characters are derived from playthroughs- not quite nuzlockes, but similar vibe; canon NPCs are altered as fits the story. Trainer rundowns & outlines can be found -here when made-

Half Life 2 + Portal

Have played: Half Life 2 & episodes 1 & 2, Portal, Portal 2

💭

Will answer ship prompts for: Gordon x Alyx, Chell x GLaDOS

Strong come & go love for these, like I'll get Going once I get warmed up but it takes a bit.

Books

A Series of Unfortunate Events

💭

Have read: 13 books + Unauthorized, original movie & Netflix series.

Not a huge one, but it's fun to poke at now and again.

A Song of Ice and Fire

💭📓🌟

Have Read: All 5 books and chunks of The World of Ice And Fire.

Will answer ship prompts for: Brienne x Jaime.

Will write for most Starks, everyone else is kinda case by case. Currently in a bit of a lull but this one comes back Hard.

Xenofiction Hell Corner

💭

Warrior Cats up to TPoT, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Wings of Fire

Honestly these are more about the world & OC tinkering, but if you have a burning desire to hear thoughts on canon characters/ships, go nuts?? I guess?

I'm more embarrassed about these than ASOIAF honestly.

How well was Maxwell actually “taught” by Anderson growing up? Some would say you’re still the spiteful child he took in…

Enrico was “taught” not by Anderson but more by the orphanage itself. Alexander Anderson was the one everybody loved and adored, and Enrico wasn’t an exception. He would behave just to get the approval of this huge man, the closest figure he ever had to a father. But Alex wasn’t always around. Enrico was a bitter kid full of fears and the understanding that he wasn’t good enough to stay with his family. But that quickly became something that motivated him. He wanted to prove everyone wrong, he wanted to climb the top – even back when he didn’t know what “the top” really was.

Anderson showed him that if you are big and strong, you can and should also be kind to those who aren’t. He showed Enrico that it was possible to be loved by others. Yumie and Heinkel also taught him a lot of valuable lessons.

Enrico could have become a real monster... he didn’t. He went mad during the battle for London but it was only then that he lost his sanity. If he had become a monster much earlier, there would have been much more deaths.

“Some would find it difficult speaking with a mouth full of blood. Heinkel, get rid of that one!”

Hellsing guys except i HC Abt how (some) of them would think Santa is real or not GO

seras: celebrated Christmas in the orphanage for many years, prob fully believed in Santa/saint Nicholas or whatever until she got older and realized oh wait. Mostly likes hanging out victor and if possible Anderson around Christmas, prob ends up getting presents at the last minute bcuz she's always too busy to go shopping, feels guilty whenever they're just smth average the sentiment is there.

Victor: never had a Christmas until he lived on the orphanage. Felt very skeptical at first (a person who gives gifts to good kids? No way HES getting a present then) but then he does actually get a present (smth small like a toy or smth) and that thing probably made his day, if not entire life or smth. Nowadays he only rely thinks Abt Christmas in terms of trying to get seras a gift she would like and.. just getting to spend some time w her, really. Just tries to be nice if Anderson is also there.

Anderson: pretty busy helping around in the orphanage/church and also the streets, but he does love getting to see the littlr kids being happy and excited whenever they receive their gifts 'from Santa". Tries to always get smth for the sibs as well, he just likes spending time w his family.

Íntegra: DEPENDS HONESTLY. Not sure how much he would have believed in Santa. Maybe Arthur always joked that he'll set up traps around the roof but Santa always ended up sneaking in and putting up gifts anyways. Holydays became very cold and quiet after he died, so íntegra doesn't really celebrate most of them. First Christmas with seras is awkward but he is happy to celebrate it w someone again. Yes ofc they kiss under the mistletoe next question.

Alucard: he's the boogie man.

The other Iscariot kids: idk prob just also help Anderson around, yumie n heinkel always give eachother sweet gifts. Maxwell gets coal /J

OKAY HELLSING REQUEST RIGHT IN: I have a BIG crush on Andersen so maybe a "he realizes he is in love with you" (and maybe if you want first kiss 🥺👉👈) kind of headcanons with a nurse that works in the orphanage he loves so much? ~🦜

I was never a fan of Andersen, but I can admire his conviction, to some degree, so I really hope I can pull this off for you <3

Padre Andersen is a man moved by the power of God who loves innocence and purity and gets rid of anything dark and other-wordly, hence bye bye vampys.

I think the way he’d meet his S/O would be random, but also cute, like he sees them around in a cute summer dress, her hair flowing gracefully in the wind, maybe sniffing some flowers, then helping a granny pass the street, or volunteering at an animal shelter, or things like that.

But then he finds himself at the orphanage again, and sees that same woman he often saw around in a nurse attire, tending to the sick children.

O.H.

So perhaps it was fate, wasn't it?

God, what are you planning?

From then on, he realised that this woman is worth protecting - Or at least, her golden heart is - And will keep an eyes on her to make sure she is never harmed.

He will reveal himself casually to make small talk and thank her for giving out her kindness to those in need, and it was only after he received such a beautiful, dazzling smile from you, that he realised that things were not right.

His heart was beating a bit faster than normal - And it wasn’t in a bad way, as it happens before battles - No, it was a weirdly nice feeling, and he was almost tempted to hang around her for just a little bit more.

But God would surely punish him for falling into temptation, wouldn’t He?

So he kept a reasonable distance, almost denying himself, in the name of God and his Sacred Vows that he shall take no wife, it went against the code, didn’t it?

But that all changed when the war took over England and you were left fending for yourself, in an ocean of nazis, crusaders, ghouls, vampires and many more, none the better.

It angered Alexander seeing you crying, so scared for your life, so much that he gave up his own quest of defeating Alucard, and made Yumie and Heinkel take care of things while he started killing his way to S/O, saving her and taking her to a safe place he was sure nobody would reach.

The way she clinged to his side, the way she cried to desperately into his chest, afraid, confused, worried...He knew he had to protect her with his own life at risk, no matter what.

Why?

Because not even God could take away this love he felt for this woman.

I know they're more or less minor characters, but could I request relationship hcs for the Iscariot organization (hellsing) please?

I haven't watched hellsing in a bit and I don't remember much of them so I looked over the wikis and made it based on that~ Rose

We start with the fact that dating any of them is hard. They fallow a strict code and dont really plan to change the views they have however as you’ve managed to worm your way into their hearts here are some things to know CW: Slightly unhealthy relationship 

Alexander Anderson

Anderson is very blunt and your relationship is built on trust and patience because of it

He can be a bit harsh but when you guy have been together for a awhile it he softens up 

You’ll have to deal with him always talking about his work with the vampires and the church 

Though it might not seem like it he wont be mad if your not religious or worship a different god it might take him some time getting use to it but your his lover and as long as you dont bash his god its cool

Not big on PDA but will hold your hand if public if he’s not working 

Calls you love 

Gives you a necklace with a small cross on it you dont have to wear it but it means alot for him to give you it 

Always ready to protect you with his life 

Heinkel Wolfe 

She’s straight forward in her approach though she comes off cold and harsh to some she is anything but to you 

It takes her a while to grow close to you especially if your not apart of the church but once she does it doesn't really bother her if your not religious all she ask is you take her beliefs serious as she does for you 

Heinkel likes to take you on dates mostly to small in the wall cafes but its always nice with her 

She has Yumiko look after you if she busy that day so you and her probably become good friends 

Please make her meals home cooking is something she loves your putting time in to not only make sure she eats but that’s it good food

Heinkel calls you sweetie in private and by your name or a shorting of it in public 

She’s okay with PDA hugs handholding maybe a small kiss as long as her higher ups aren't around she's fine with it

She will try and keep you from her work if your not apart of it already yeah you know of it but there no reason for her to talk about after she just wants your time to be focused on yourselves 

Yumiko Takagi 

Yumiko is straight forward and fearless on most things in her life this is no different 

She’s harder to get together Yumiko isn't very open to people who dont fallow the same path as her so if your not on board with her its gonna take a lot more work for her to view you as some she’s even ok with 

Once that bridge is crossed its still rough sailing but it even outs for her tough points you get back lots of love and safety 

Give her a hand made gift food or anything like that and she might cry its not often she can clam down for this hectic world and given how she works it easy for her to forget the kindness in the world 

Your her fay of light and she treasures you above many things 

Yumiko calls you lovely though its rare and she wants you to call her Yumi 

PDA is good for her as long as she not around the other members of the church for work she doesn’t mind most thing hand holding hugs light kisses or an arm around you waist is fine  

Get use to Heinkel being around that's her close friend and partner if she cant be with you Heinkel will be most times 

Yumi can come off a bit strong and it easy for her to get worked up so be sure to help her come back down when she's not working 

Enrico Maxwell 

Very strict about the relationship 

He’s harsh he doesn't want to be but in the end he feels with his responsibly it would be better if people didn't know he was dating someone 

Maxwell will make this up to you though nice things and soft love to show you that he truly cares for you 

Try's not to talk about his work other then what he does as a bishop and not even all of it 

Is pretty controlling but with as mutilative as he is you might not even realize in his eyes he’s keeping you safe 

Loves when you call him nicknames when alone like love dear honey it makes him soft remind him you love him and that this is okay

Maxwell calls you darling and really like brushing his hand over you cheek 

Forehead kisses all the time 

NO PDA ever he loves you yeah but others cant know 

Your his little secret  

wow okay that took awhile sorry I get kinda busy during the weekdays so I might be slower then but this was fun trying to figure them out more I hope you all like it ~ Rose

materializes in your inbox like a horrible little goblin

hellsing :)

A lovely little goblin, thank you Very Much.

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): Seras! Im just a sucker for good hearted, sweet characters and shes a babe to boot 😩

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) Seras as well 😂 You def understand that though- I know you do.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) hmmmm... Honestly I don't see much of Heinkel and Yumie and I do enjoy them so, I'll say those two!!

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) feels wrong to say Pip but its def Pip for me, I just enjoy that frenchie 😫

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) The horses Alucard ate 😔

Nah but really though WALTER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND DO THAT

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) ALUCARD, like how could I not- it wouldnt work of course he's been around too long but i can try, also walter. Also pip. Also-

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) all the nazi fucks, do not pass go do not collect 200 dollars JUST DIEEEEE

Just rediscovered my love for Hellsing after a long while and I gotta say your blog is fantastic! Weird question, how would the members of Iscariot react to a reader of the same gender confessing their love to them. Keep up the good work here!

Maxwell:

He’s pretty confident, always having a smug air to himself

He’s like that around you as well, but he is a tad bit more flirtatious

Nothing over the top, he hasn’t really figured out his own feelings for you yet

He likes you, that much is certain, but he doesn’t know how you’d react or how it would affect his job so he keeps it to himself

All of his confidence and bravery goes right out the window when you confess

When you get done talking, his face turns bright red and his eyes go wide

He doesn’t know what to say, the only sound being his confused gasps

“I-I didn’t know you felt that way y/n,” he says, trying to buy himself some time

Countless thoughts are running through his head and he can’t make any sense of them

“I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have said anything. I hope this doesn’t make things awkward between us,” you said nervously

“No, that’s not it,” he began

“Sorry, I’ll just go,” you turned to leave but he stopped you, pulling you forward and kissing your lips

When he pulled away, you were both breathless

“Sorry, I felt that would express my feelings better than I ever could.”

He’s happy, so happy

Hearing you say it made him realize he didn’t care what happened to him as long as he had you

Anderson:

He’s very conflicted about his feelings for you

Because of that he’ll be a tad cold around you

He’s sweet and more than happy to help you with anything, but he won’t exactly seek you out

It’s not awkward tho

If you run into him out of nowhere he’ll be polite

“Hello y/n,” he says, stopping whatever he was doing

“Hello father!”

“What have I said about calling me father?” He always jokes

Your confession would catch him completely off guard

He was so focused on his own feelings that he hadn’t even taken yours into account

For a moment he’s silent, clenching and unclenching his hands as he tries to put things into words

“Y/N, thank you so much for telling me,” he begins

“Of course,” you stutter, worried he’s about to let you down easy

“I need to be honest with you, I haven’t been for a long time. Mostly it’s because I wasn’t sure how I felt, but now I know. I like you y/n,” he said, taking your hand

You were so shocked yet so happy, you didn’t know what to say

To break the silence, he placed a kiss on your forehead

“Here, tomorrow let’s have lunch, we can talk more then.”

Yumie:

She’s always been pretty flirty with you

Usually she’ll wrap her arms around you without warning

She’s certain of how she feels but she doesn’t know if you reciprocate them so she’s fine with just keeping them within

As long as shes still friends with you she’s happy

You never have to worry about needing help or getting lost as she’s always there and ready

Even if you don’t ask she’ll offer

Heading to the store? She’ll come with. Lost your phone? Here she’ll help you find it

When you confess she’s so excited

She grabs you and pulls you close while squealing with joy

“Thank goodness! I was starting to worry I was creeping you out,” she laughed

“Of course not! Your kindness was one of the things that attracted me to you.”

“Really? You have no idea~” she joked

Heinkel:

She’s a little over protective of you

She loves you, and she refuses to let anything bad happen while she’s around, even if you don’t like her back

“Watch it bud!” She yells anytime someone steps on your foot

That’s how she shows her affection

Helping doesn’t exactly cover what she does

Any job you ask for her help with she completely takes over and does for you

Not in a condescending way tho, more like “Here let me handle this”

She’ll give you instructions too to make sure you don’t step on each other’s toes

When you confess she turns into a blushing mess

She’s so happy but so shocked, she doesn’t know what to say

“R-Really?!!” She mutters, unable to look you in the eye

“Yes! Absolutely, I really like you,” you say, taking her hand

“G-good because I kind of like you,” she admits

“How about I take you out tomorrow?” She suggests

Alright everybody, meet my baby girl Elisabetta Hellsing-Maxwell...or Lisa for short. She’s supposed to be around 12 in this pic and yes, her primary weapon is a spiked Hello Kitty baseball bat. (I remembered that one post with the hello kitty bat and I couldn’t resist)

Full Name: Elisabetta Dipali Alessandra Hellsing-Maxwell (Dipali from her maternal grandmother, Alessandra after Anderson.

Nickname: Lisa

Age: 12 (in the pic)

Hair color: Blonde

Eye color: Violet

Skin color: Brown

Personality: Lisa’s actually a really sweet and polite girl and always curious...she’s always getting into new things, usually things she’s not supposed to be getting into (much to her parents’ worry). She tends to be quiet and keep to herself a lot, most take this as a sign of antisocialist behavior but no, she’s just plotting. She’s a planner, she’ll think of three and five plans for things even if they’re impractical in the long run. She has a problem with keeping emotions bottled in until they just erupt, which can get quite ugly and has difficulty asking for help insisting she can handle it herself. Oftentimes she feels torn between her parents...this poor child just needs therapy, somebody please help her.

Bio: So, Lisa’s story...she’s not really supposed to be here, k? Details are covered in the fic (there are only four chapters up so far) but I’ll summarize. Basically Integra and Maxwell got drunk one night and hooked up in a bar. It was supposed to be some one time thing never to be mentioned again, because they LOATHE each other but the sex was bomb as hell so it just kept happening behind their organizations’ backs.

Until one day Integra starts to feel like shit and the doctor is all like “congrats, you’re pregnant” and of course our vampire slaying queen of the universe was like “SHIIIIIITTT! This can’t be happening right now!” but inside her head cuz she doesn’t scream in public. Maxwell finds out (she doesn’t tell him, he just finds out) and he starts freaking out like oh my god oh my god, what do I do, but then his Catholic sensibilities kick in and he goes over to the mansion like “we gotta get married, like right now.” At first Integra’s like “no sodding way” and plans to get an abortion. There is no way that they’re in any position to be parents right now, this is a terrible idea...literally the worst thing that could happen at the worst time, and what would their organizations say?

But she ultimately changed her mind after seeing how screwed both their reputations would be if this ever got out. Plus in his words “she needs an heir and she’s not getting any younger.” So they try to remain civil for the sake of the children but still can’t stand each other (but they keep having hatesex tho cuz I’m a sadist) and eventually Lisa and her twin brother are born. She’s named after both the Queen of England and the Catholic Saint Elizabeth of Hungary (but the Italian version). Since her parents hardly ever see each other, Lisa spends six months in England and six in Italy usually. Growing up, she and her brother were often kept as innocent from the affairs of Hellsing as their mother could possibly manage it, as she wanted them to have a proper childhood. Lisa often spent her time pursuing her passion, music...writing songs or playing her guitar, when school and parents don’t particularly get in the way. Ultimately, the child wanted control over her own soul and grows weary of her parents’ spiritual conflicts over them.

Relationships:

Integra Hellsing: Lisa thinks her mom’s the greatest thing since sliced bread, and she’s not wrong really. They’re very close and she tries to emulate her a lot, Integra at first didn’t think she’d be a very good parent but she turned out to be a pretty great mom and trains Lisa up to be the boss ass bitch she will one day become while running Hellsing..that is, until EJ became the new heir because Lisa’s choice of religion disqualified her. She makes sure that her kids know they can be anything she wants to be. But she also shelters her and keeps a lot of things from her because Integra wants her daughter to have what she never did, a childhood because she was forced to grow up way too fast. And mama bear WILL destroy you if you fuck up. She’s been through some shit, Lisa is her offspring, Integra is hella protective. Safest child in Britain.

Enrico Maxwell: Lisa loves her dad to bits but is kinda terrified of him because well..:he’s a total raging nutjob.. He takes an active role in their upbringing because he was a bastard, he went through hell because of it and by Jove, his kids were NOT gonna go through that shit. Maxwell tries his best, he really does but he hasn’t lost any of that diehard Catholicism since becoming a dad and he often tries to drill that into Lisa. “But Dad, why can’t I have Protestant friends?” He’s probably one of those strict religious dads who won’t let you wear skirts above knee length and who thinks rap and Instagram are “tools of Satan.” He thinks he’s protecting the kids but he’s kinda fucking them up man. But at the end of the day, he does love her with all of the shriveled remains of his black, cold heart. One bonding ritual they have is him doing her hair, Lisa has his bushier hair. Integra can throw on a suit and be ready and can’t really be bothered with it so either Maxwell or Walter end up doing it. Their relationship has simultaneously become stronger, as Lisa has become a practicing Catholic, and a bit shaky as she can tell that there’s a bit of a rift between her dad and her twin.

Enrico Hellsing-Maxwell: Lisa’s younger twin brother by six minutes, and her ride or die. She’s often protective of him as the “big sister” and can go full mama bear when it comes to him, the two of them are like two halves of a whole basically. They’re inseparable, and often get into trouble together...they’ll form a wall so you can’t get information out of either of them, Rico is one of the few people she loosens up around and he knows things about her that a lot of people don’t, even their parents.

Alucard: Alucard is like half-nanny, half-attack dog. He did NOT like the kid at first because she was a reminder that that Italian slimeball “defiled” his master, but over the years she’s kinda grown on him. They have somewhere between a Seras and Integra relationship, he knows she’ll be his master one day but she’s also still small enough that he can kinda intimidate and flex on her. But he’s hella protective of her, he wouldn’t let anything happen. Lisa refers to him as “her scary vampire brother” and when she was little, she used to mispronounce his name as Ally-card so she still calls him that sometimes (which he hates)

Anderson: He’s basically her surrogate grandparent and she calls him Granddad. He may be a scary, Catholic Paladin but he loves the kiddos...and Lisa is kind of special to him. Maxwell is his son, and because of the way he turned out, Alexander feels like he failed. With Lisa, it’s almost a reminder of what her dad could’ve been, so it’s almost like a do-over he’s determined not to waste with her. He and Integra begrudgingly tolerate each other for her sake.

Seras: Lisa’s big sister. While Alucard is the older sibling that will encourage you to get into all sorts of holy hell, Seras will reign her back a little.

Heinkel and Yumie: Maxwell often makes them babysit Lisa while he’s busy, and they get SO ANNOYED by it. But with him, not with her. Heinkel is that “cool auntie” who will buy her beer and teach you her to shoot guns, Yumie is the kinda neurotic aunt who wants to be by the rules only because she’s terrified of what Maxwell will do if they cross a line.

Walter: Her “other granddad”, she often tells him things that she doesn’t tell anybody else because he’s literally one of the few religiously neutral people in her life.

Have any Seras HCs?

I have a few. Also, I love Seras, I’d die for her...

Before joining Hellsing, Seras literally had no friends. Due to the trauma she faced as a child and the trust issues she gained, she didn’t let anyone get too close to her. She had a few co-workers at the station she got along with but, they were simply acquaintances.

She’s the only one in the whole organization that has a good sense of fashion. Have you seen her in the original anime—

People think that Pip was the one to have a crush on her first. And I say, no, Seras is morosexual and fell for that idiot in an instant.

It may seem foolish but, she truly sees the Hellsing Originization as family.

When she was human, she believed in the Catholic faith. However, once she turned, she became agnostic, pretty much by instinct.

Even after becoming a true vampire, she still held Alucard in high regard, still calling him master and such. She isn’t sure if it’s due to her fledgling nature still inside of her or something else.

She loves dogs, as she had one growing up, who died of old age before her parent’s deaths. She literally found a dog once and begged Integra to keep it.

After the war, she and Heinkel pretty much became the new Alucard and Anderson. However, while Seras held her to a high standard and saw her as a formidable rival, Heinkel didn’t feel the same. She’s more wrapped up in avenging Yumie than respecting a petty rivalry.

Her favorite color is pink and blue. don’t @ me, let the baby wear pink—

Heyya! How are you doing today? I'm curious, so for the ship asks - 💔 💘 💣 💖?

I’m doing well, thank you!! 

Ship that makes you sad:

Gonna say two here. Alucard/Anderson and Pip/Seras. They’re both tragic in similar ways, even if Seras does gain Pip as a familiar after his death. Alucard won’t see Anderson again until they reunite in hell, and Pip is stuck in Seras forever, no longer a full-fledged human. They’re together, but far apart in many ways.

Even if Anderson doesn’t die, there’s a lot working against them having a happy, functional relationship. Their affiliations, their obligations, their values, their histories. Angst is inevitable. A relationship between them would take a lot of time and work… and that’s part of the reason they appeal to me, honestly.

Ship that is unpopular but you still like:

Hmm… well, Heinkel/Yumie doesn’t seem hugely unpopular, but it doesn’t have much content, so I’ll say them. What I’d give for a long-fic for them!

Ship that pisses you off:

Already answered this one! 

Ship that needs more love:

Alucard/Anderson!! Alucard/Anderson!!! I needs more fic and art! I’ve basically run out of content to consume. I want new fic of them so bad. I’d even be willing to pay for it, or do trades, but it’s kind of hard to find people for those things, especially in such a small fandom.