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gaipirates · 9 days
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The Gays be takin over the AI. Ya hear!! Arrrrg!!!!
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dear-mrs-otome · 4 months
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Oh, so Ellis (or whatever the fuck we're calling him in English) can let his titties hang out in the next bonus story but his boss can't even show a bit of ankle for his???? You want 95k points from me Jude and for what?
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zacariah-d · 10 months
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aarrrrrrr196
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manyblinkinglights · 4 months
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I look like a pretty valuable employee from my resume lol.
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scooplery · 3 months
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i am so over canson watercolor paper but i don't want to buy arches either..... i need something sturdier but i don't really like strathmore's watercolor paper either lol
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wuxiaphoenix · 1 month
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Book Review: Dressed to Kill
Arrrrrgh.
Dressed to Kill, by Crown Fall. I’m giving this a solid 3 out of 5 stars, because despite weird typos in the second half of the book I was enjoying everything up to about the last two chapters. At which point the author very obviously railroaded the characters and apparently forgot the key point of their own worldbuilding.
Warning, there be spoilers ahead.
(Am I salty about this? Yes, yes I am, I was having so much fun. And then....)
The main character is Gwen, a person originally from Earth, reborn into a world with dungeons and a System. This has little effect on the plot besides giving her an outsider’s perspective on how the world works, leading her to try things (almost) no one else would. Like clearing a dungeon without a combat class. Because the village she’s in shrinks and decays every day the dungeon isn’t cleared. The Noble who owns the town as Mayor won’t clear the dungeon; he appears to want the place to collapse, and the inhabitants to move to a larger city. If Gwen wants to save her town, she’s going to have to do it herself. She has a plan. First, if you’re a Seamstress, get a really big needle....
And it works, a step at a time. She finds out along the way that other commoners have had the same idea over the centuries; and in the past, it may have even been common. Something went wrong with the world. But what?
Saving the town takes priority, and for a few pages near the end they actually have-
And then Our Heroes are arrested, chained, and shipped off to the Academy where all those Chosen as Nobles are sent. Because, as the Mayor claims, if they get through that, they’ll legally own the town.
Me: Great. Except according to the rules you already established, if someone isn’t in the dungeons trying to clear them every day, the whole town will decay into the Chaos outside. And you just took everyone who was clearing.
Academy training supposedly takes at least two years. At the established rate of decay, if they’re gone a year - even if they’re gone only a month - there won’t be a town to come back to.
This is not how the story promised to end.
A story like this, with a heroine fighting against incredible odds, should end with a victory. The town should have been saved. At least for the end of the book. If you wanted to have a gloom and doom character observe how many laws they just broke and that there would be Consequences, fine. Use the Consequences to start the next book, and give Our Heroes a time limit, so they’re racing the clock to save the town.
As it is, the ending is a tragedy. And a tragedy is not what was promised by the opening of the book and over forty chapters of struggle and hard-earned success afterward.
This story, in short, did not stick the landing.
Don’t do this to your readers. Check your ending; beta-check your ending. Have another reader, if possible more than one, honestly tell you if the end is consistent with what you promised at the beginning. If you start it as an Adventure, it should end an Adventure. If your desired ending is a Tragedy, then it should begin with the seeds of sorrow clearly sown. Readers remember betrayal. Trust me.
Side note: Given in this world monster meat is not only edible but tasty and good for you, why would anyone stop clearing dungeons? Most humans are pretty relentlessly carnivorous. An endless supply of fresh meat, there for the slaughter every day? That you don’t have to feed, muck out, fence in, nurse when it’s sick, or try to keep pastured? That is worth so much investment to a society! There would be dungeon crawlers everywhere. Guaranteed.
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maldreathezora · 4 months
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chemo #57 today.
dec 19 2023.
argh.
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kiss1t0ffm3 · 9 months
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gayest shit ever i can’t make this up (me)
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wheremermaidsdwell · 1 year
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i'm done with the coat besides the trim on the bottom and sewing the top and bottom together BUT i think i might need to sew the trim on by hand and that's going to take SO LONGG
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thealternatemind · 7 months
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“labor shortage” my ass I’ve been rejected from about a million jobs for the past year
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skyward-floored · 1 year
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*glaring at the half-finished oneshot that’s already 5000 words*
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spock-buys-houses · 10 months
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grinding my teeth and howling about some nonsense
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f-a-n-t-a-z-m-a-s · 2 years
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Just some toa self insert thing
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iwannabeanelfyaknow · 2 years
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1. Came back to Tumblr.
2. Release my anger on how they robbed all my favourite characters.
3. Reblogged a bunch of post.
4. Disappear.
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woobie-wan · 9 months
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If I cut off/do not respond/block my abusive family members (the ones who are abusive, not everyone I'm related to sucks) do I deserve to be punished?
I know the rational answer is of course not but the psychologically damaged answer is that if I ever give up on anyone ever I deserve to burn in hell forever so ...
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headworld · 1 year
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trying to modernize / actually give my oc an actual design and . realizing she looks like the girl-ified tumblr designs.
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