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I'm back with a challenge
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i know i always tease about fili "if there's a key, there must be a door" durin and kili "there's another way in" durin, but their kind heartedness always gets to me in the third movie
fili, to bard: you should leave us! take your children and go!
kili, to thorin: the people of laketown have nothing! they have lost everything!
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" Bombastic side eye "
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" Criminal offensive side eye "
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Dropping this fanart to celebrate Lee Pace's Birthday 🤎🎂
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Thranduil Oropherion everyone 🤎
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Birthday man posted on ig
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD MAN🎂🎉 May you and your husband and your stupid height gets the best year out of this shit hole 😭✨ Damn you getting older🥲
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Man I wish I was born sooner 😭
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Look at dis man
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Heckin handsom😭
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Book Faramir: Ah yes We shall have food, you can sleep, here we made up little cots for you
Movie Faramir: Fuck you and your weird cat give me the ring
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I'm a Thranduil truther, a Thranduil defender, a Thranduil apologist. if Thranduil has a million fans, I am one of them. if Thranduil has five fans, I am one of them. if Thranduil has one fan, I am the one fan. if Thranduil has zero fans, I am dead. I love Thranduil.🤎
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If Thranduil saw Legolas fight in the Battle of Five Armies 
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Beautifulllll🤎😭
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I love them so much they make me go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Lmaooooo
Thranduil : if Sauron decided to built his army and corrupt your kingdom...
Feren : *slams a bottle of wine*
Thranduil : there's a wine for that!
Thranduil : if spiders kept eating your people and chewing them like their favorite supper
Galion : *slams a bottle of wine*
Thranduil : there's a wine for that
Thranduil : if your only son, falling in love at the lowly guard and decided to go against your orders, even though the she elf had mellon-zoned him...
Meludir : *slams a bottle of wine*
Thranduil : there's a wine for that
Thranduil : AND IF YOU ALREADY BROUGH YOUR ENTIRE ARMY TO FOUGHT THE BATTLE FOR YOUR SHINNY JEWELERY, AND STILL YOU CAN'T GET THAT BACK TOO...
Elros : *slams a barrel full of wine*
Thranduil : there's a wine for that...
Elrond : and if you experience nausea, erratic vomiting, dizziness, and blurred vision.... There's a room for you in my healer wing in imladris.
Elrond : and if you feel mental confusion, difficulty remaining conscious, vomiting, seizure, trouble breathing, slow heart rate, clammy skin, dulled responses such as no gag reflex (which prevents choking), and extremely low body temperature....
Also Elrond : there is a vacant lot in my backyard to bury your dead body :)
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It tickled my ears when I heard someone says Thranduil is not powerful enough, or he become the elvenking just because his father, Oropher is the 1st.
Did people read the apendix?? According to the apendix Sauron fought the last battles of the third age on several fronts, and the day of the battle of the Pellinor, he also sent orcs armies into Mirkwood and attack Thranduil's kingdom.
Thranduil' army is a badass, and utterly defeated the army of Sauron. Sauron always though Thranduil was enough of is threat that his kingdom was single out for destruction and Thranduil with the silvan elves proved him right.
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In movie canon he also defeated the great serpents of the north. And unfortunately cause a permanent scars on his face. And he powerful enough to made out alive and put a charm on his face for a thousands year.
And don't forget he and his father is the survivor from doriath, and he also survive from the battle of the last alliance. Even his father and Gil Galad, the strongest king of the high elves died in that battle.
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And he also can feel the present of Bilbo with the one ring. He's not talking with Tauriel, he's talking straight to Bilbo's face. That means he can feel the one ring.
He might be less wise and less powerful than Elrond, despite for being older than him. But he is not a weak elf, he even can protect his kingdom with his own charm and source without the rings of power.
SO FOR PEOPLE WHO SAY HE IS WEAK...
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PISS OFF ......
Daughter! @legoriel-fan it''s time to defend your adar
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This totally happened.
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Imagine having a one-night stand with an Elf during your travels around Middle-earth and later stopping in at Rivendell only to discover to your shock that you'd slept with one of the most famous Elves - Glorfindel.
Author: @thatkgrl
Artist: Krabat
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Imma drop this pic and go.
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Hey.
Hey you.
Yes, you.
Come here fellow fanfic writer.
Closer.
Okay, perfect. Ready?
There are not 'better writers' out there. There are only different writers. No one can write your story better than you. No one.
So, write your fic. It's going to be awesome.
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"Fili Vs the Elves, Part 2: Sass Harder" sounds like a good movie🤘😏
Fili is judging you...
Here are some of the best sassy Fili stares:
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Ugh, stop being a bunch of Debbie Downers!
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Great, I have to listen to another deranged wizard.
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I hate you, elf.
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This plan is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard…and I listen to Kili all day.
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Thorin, please.
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So what? I could have done that too. Show off.
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What the…oh, HELL no!
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I question your life choices, Thorin.
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Fili vs. the Elves, Part 2: Sass Harder 
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I would say you’re joking, but we all know you don’t have a sense of humor.
And there you have it: Judgemental Fili Glances…at a glance. Stay tuned for Confused Kili Faces (wait, what’s the size limit for posts??) 
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the shields of rohan ⚔️
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