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womencharmingpix · 1 month
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transhawks · 5 months
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cybergirl2006 · 1 month
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butterfly-m0th · 4 months
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What part of my body would you enjoy seeing the most? ✨feets✨ legs✨ tits ✨pussy ✨butt✨ belly button✨ I consent to all tastes🫶
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The Shoulder Gang™️
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pooja873 · 5 months
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sparrowmoth · 2 months
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I was tagged by @waterloou to share the first lines of my ten most recent fanfics so yeah this is all going to be Wesper not sorry djkjkd
i feel like i've known you (but we've never met)
nearlyfashion (he/they) You know, Wylie, I’ve decided… it’s not enough to hear your voice. Not that I don’t like it. I like it very much, I think you know.
My Kingdom for Your Kiss
The water, at these depths, looked all shades of black and dark blue. It felt heavier to breathe, and Wylan’s gills were burning for it.
Soul to Burrow (Little Rabbit) — and other poems
Guns bloom cherry blossom pink stains; sounds fade out to brown noise.
les fragments de la nuit
The first time is dirty, with a boy six months his younger, but built just like a tree trunk.
the perfect genius of our hands and mouths
JESPER, Sunday, 10/01 — quiz tomorrow. pick up meds. call da (you’re fine, just say you’re fine). meet matt for breakfast. do NOT text dima. do not. do not. it’s over. gods.
Leather Collar Prayer
There were days like this, rare and precious—quiet, rainy afternoons when the door to the Crow Club was locked to outsiders and the six of them withdrew to the spaces just their own.
The Only Hope For Me Is You
Even in summer, the night air was cool. They kept the window open, anyway, on the days it wasn’t raining, to get what fresh air that they could.
Armor and Amor
“Your highness, I urge you—and with all due respect—but you must reconsider! The boy is illiterate. His mother is mad!”
My Little Pony: BDSM is Magic
“Pleasure Point Stables,” Jesper’s therapist had said. “It’s a—” He’d interrupted, already shaking his head as he went to remind her he’d grown up on a farm. Already knew how to ride. And hadn’t she told him he should be trying something new? Something stimulating—
Yours, Mine, Hours
The night had started well enough, hand in hand with Jesper on the bustling streets of the Barrel. Wylan had borrowed some of Jesper’s flash to better fit the scene they were heading into.
Tagging (no pressure): @finitevoid @jazzythursday @wespertilionidae @stormkpr @oneofthewednesdays @kindness-ricochets @fizzysugarwater and anyone else who wants to do this!
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seabeck · 11 months
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Baby Paella already doing up for snacks :3
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I'll sic junie b jones on you
#very specific threats for people who read the same books as me when they were 5#junie b jones is the scariest of the unhinged little girls#like out of all of them#she would totally wreck Judy Moody's shit despite being a whole three or four years younger#she would probably form an alliance with ramona#(but i think she could beat ramona if she had to)#she would probably best Annie (treehouse girl) but that's only because Jack would be restraining Annie the whole time#rachel and kirsty from rainbow magic would def lose to her#despite what that one post going around says she would destroy greg heffley#the chick from dork diaries would get her ass beaten by junie and then put it in her diary#(yes even though nikki is in like the 7th grade i think junie could kick her ass)#allie finkle would NOT survive an encounter with junie b#i think the only one with a fighting chance would be ramona but only if she was still small and unhinged#read the tags#please read the tags#OH AND SHE WOULD TOTALLY KILL KAREN FROM BABY SITTERS LITTLE SISTER#THAT WOULD NOT EVEN BE A FIGHT#karen was scared of a lady next door junie b would beat her ass#feel free to add more kids book characters that junie b jones could curbstomp#the only unhinged child i can think of that would beat junie b in a fight is kate weatherall and that's because kate is 12 and armed#kate would probably not win if she didn't have her bucket and marble slingshot but she does so that gives her an edge#actually constance contraire might have a chance but that's only because she's psychic#i think she would beat artemis fowl in a fair fight but only if he didn't have any prior warning or his butler#because i just know that dude has no contingency for a 6 year old kicking down his door and hitting him in the shins#she would WRECK betsy and tacy no question#i think she could curbstomp the penderwicks too except maybe skye but that exception is a strong maybe#if you want to add more characters you think junie b jones could beat in a fight in the tags#please do#i want to see your takes
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edgepunk · 7 months
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holy shit I didn't realize that sssniperwolf showed up at jack's house while he was livestreaming and there is a clip of him when he realized what had happened
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worstloki · 2 years
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MCU trying to prove that Thor's not interested in his brother: look! he's kissing a pirate girl with blue hair!! and a werewolf lady!!!!! his type is a lot more vast than--
Me: they're both Loki aren't they.
MCU: What? There is NOTHING implying that.
Me: Ohhhhh, so Thor is trying to get over his bro by trying eccentric things, then?
MCU: Where are you getting this from??????
Me: I knew it.
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cybergirl2006 · 2 months
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spacepunksupreme · 6 months
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Been following your journey through the 007 franchise and I gotta know, who's your favorite Bond so far?
Oh I’m so cursed to love the Bonds that are only there for five minutes. Timothy Dalton is easily my favorite with George Lazenby also ranking fairly high lol.
I think Dalton really had a sweetness that none of the other Bonds have quite the way he does? His Bond is just so sensitive and gentle while still being believably badass, where some of the other Bonds are either too macho and/or too traumatized to have like real emotions lol. Similarly, I like Lazenby because I think he has the same personality as Connery’s Bond but he manages to make his Bond feel just a little bit less toxically masculine?
Also I just watched Casino Royale last week so I’ve now seen Daniel Craig Bond too! I liked him a lot more than expected, and think he’s really successfully emotionally complex, but I feel like I need watch his whole run as Bond before I can really form an opinion of him overall. I fear the other four movies will not keep up the aspects that liked about him lol
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I mentioned yesterday that my Speckled Sussex baby is terrified of me and won’t let me get close to her, but today she came up to me and even started climbing on my arm with the other chicks! My heart melted, she’s an adorable baby with huge sweet eyes, I hope she learns to trust me a little bit more!
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pooja873 · 2 months
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xiaoluclair · 2 months
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hello xiaoluclair how have you been. did i already ask you about your favourite media? i think you are so funny so im interested to hear what comedy you enjoy especially, but pls feel free to yap at length about any media at all… - wiz
GASP, oh my goodness.... an invitation to yap?? oh hunny, what are your thoughts on a little tumblr-moot-smooching, question.
okay i'll try not to yap TOO much, and i'll try to focus on comedy, but i love brooklyn 99 -- first thing that comes to mind after s1 episode 2 of the usa office (like i could be talking abt any other the office). there is also the parks and rec blooper 'I'm pretty sure she has come on her back', that 1 instagram reel of a slice of bread that takes 38 seconds to fall over, Vine, ryan reynolds, and comedy central's the Roast of Rob Lowe :rose: :yellow-heart:
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