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Nothing like someone you thought was something like your friend spouting pure organic Kremlin propaganda manure of the highest level, like why "we are getting involved in a war that has nothing to do with us" ("There is ONE country between Ukraine and us and it's Poland and Putin already SAID he wants to take Poland, so boom then WE will be the neighbouring country he likes to invade."), "the so-called refugees sure have nice cars" ("There something called survivorship bias - the cars that make it here are the ones that, yes, didn't get blown to pieces with the passengers inside.") and "what about the HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of peaceful Russian civilians Ukraine SLAUGHTERED IN COLD BLOOD on Crimea since 2014??" ("Crimea is Ukraine, so what were those 'hundreds of thousands of Russian civilians' even doing there in the first place?")
I might or might not have yelled for the entire block to hear "ARE THOSE ACTORS??? ARE THOSE ACTORS??? THE BODIES PILING UP IN THE STREETS??? ARE THOSE PEOPLE ACTORS?????" too.
I'm just. I just feel empty, sad and angry. "uwu my fifty hundred thousand blind Russian grannies SLAUGHTERED on Crimea also the nice cars also Ukraine was Russian territory also you don't care about other genocides and ARE WE EVEN SURE THIS IS HAPPENING AND WHAT ABOUT THE AMERICANS".
At one point I coldly stated that I care about a lot of things, but yes, if I'm deciding on priorities RIGHT NOW then the fascist conservative imperialist regime committing genocide to expand is high up on my list. But when I suggested that PEOPE LIKE ME are, in a system fashioned after Putin's world view, in the real danger of being thrown into prison camps, he just got flustered and nervously chuckled "something like this would NEVER happen". Which. How. How can anyone be so stupid.
I'm just drained.
Oh and huge bonus points for "What we need is Centrism™ because right and left are uwu equally bad!" in IMMEDIATE combination with... quoting a known neonazi rightwinger conspiracy nut politician as "reasonable" and "has a point" and that "it's a shame people are biased against her and don't listen to her good arguments for once".
I'm just. I don't even know
#I'm sad and angry and hollow and disappointed and furious#oh yes please tell me about cEnTrIsM and then tell me i don't give the neonazi enough of a chance#IT WAS LIKE A PUTIN SUPPORTER BULLSHIT BINGO#i never thought he would be a 'i get my political opinions from kremlin socmed channels' BUT HERE WE FUCKING ARE#they're very 'eco' and 'alternative' so i guess i should have seen it coming#it was a full house on the propaganda bingo and i just feel crushed#how fucking IGNORANT can you be to react to 'ok even if you don't care about the ukranian people i still don't want putin bombing US NEXT'#with 'aw he would never harm us also btw did you know technically east germany was russian territory too'#ok so i guess he DOES want him to come 'liberate' us and surely it wouldn't be with bombs and rockets??#argh everything fucking sucks#kremlin propaganda#enlightened centrism#I'm tired#russian war against ukraine#russian genocide against ukraine#it's so sad to see people go down the rightwing conspiracy path#well#friendship ended with neighbour guy#new friend is I don't know yet#sigh#soryuchan's personal issues#vent vent vent
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Just feeling a little salty so I want to throw a thought out into the universe...
Has anyone ever considered that when you make your entire online personality about being anti something - by filling your blog with anti tags, or actively searching out posts/blogs to publicly berate - that you just look like a sore loser?
#yes this about the battle between destiel and wincest#too many people make their entire being about being 'anti heller'#why babe?#who actually hurt you?#hellers aren't even allowed to comment on things that have nothing to do with destiel it would seem#cos apparently we ruin everything#god forbid anyone want to talk about spn in a general sense#cos it's been ruined by hellers boo hoo#i'm not saying all hellers are perfect - there are plenty of toxic people on our side of the fence#but even something as simple as the dean's sexuality poll i reblogged earlier has butthurt wincesties crying 'hellers suck' in the tags#dean's sexuality textually has nothing to do with cas#and how the fuck can you claim dean is straight and then want him to bone his brother? it doesn't make sense#interpret spn however you like - but don't get shitty when a large portion of people don't agree with you#that blog seems to have a good mix of interactions from multiple corners of spn fandom#so don't blame hellers when the results aren't what you expect#argh#rambling in the tags#anti antis#(i am aware of the irony of using an anti tag on this post)#thoughts#spn#supernatural#fuck it you can all see this and block me if you want to#idec
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wait the hdd.5 is for the NB releasedate.
#anyone wanna place bets on if theyre even going to have a hdd in december for the literal OG release?#because the way this is looking there is NO fucking way.#idk why im so pissed at this but it once again feels like were just ignoring everything OM was before NB. :/#augh i dont like this.....#its way too hard for me to leave this game at this point but know that i dont like it.#sillyposting#obey me#wait.#argh this is gonna suck so much bc ill likely spend all my vouchers at belphies bday. and at levi's. so ill have fucking NONE left for hdd.
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what came first, the body dysphoria flare up or the internet deciding now was a fantastsic time to show me transmasc content
#rin rambles#tw i get real heavy in the tags#SLAMMING. MY. HEAD.#HHHRGHHGHHH I GET SO ANGRY AT MYSELF#WHICH I KNOW IS STUPID AND POINTLESS BUT ARGH#every time i like. even have the twinge of these emotions. my brain is like ah.#so you're a failure? you're a fucking disappointment? man. sucks to be you. you should do something about that dysphoria. OH RIGHT.#and then i cry a little in Adoration it's okay#it doesn't feel okay. but like. ah.#i just feel like a disappointment to God. like He gave me this body and i hate it. and i hate that i hate it.#idk i just feel like i'm in so much pain. and then i try to talk with other Catholics about it and i'm seen as a wounded animal. or inhuman.#and they're like 'your dysphoria isn't causing you the anguish it's something else' LIKE IT CAN BE BOTH?#is it so bad to say that YES i am sad that i can't transition? that this causes me grief? but i follow Christ because ultimately He is worth#that pain and suffering?#is it bad to say that love is a sacrifice? and that the whole point of sacrifice is that it hurts?#where was that one post about the ai generated Bible verse. bc it wasn't /totally/ theologically correct but ough.#it made me feel things. i know God sees me and loves me. despite everything. there is love
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won’t lie, experiencing some horrors
#just cried uncontrollably for like 20 mins#cried like 3 times yesterday too#i have no energy for like anything rn.. went to buy new glasses today tried on 15 pairs hated them all and then went back to my car#and cried because i really need new glasses since i fucked up my current pair and they don’t sit right now and dig into my face#tw death . my grandma passed away while i was flying home from canada#and it sucks because everyone got to be with her and say goodbye but i didn’t#and there’s a viewing tomorrow and my dad thinks i should go since it will be my last chance to see her but i don’t want to#i get that it’s a healing way to say goodbye for some people but i don’t want to see my oma lifeless#i know i’ll never get to see her again and that fucking sucks but she’s gone and i don’t want to see her like that#plus i have work and i already called in sick 2 days i don’t want to leave them short again even if it’s understandable#anyway the funeral is on tuesday at least i have the day off already and don’t have to worry about work#everything sucks soooooo fucking bad rn i won’t lie i’m not doing too great#and i miss el so much like i would kill to be able to hug my gf right now#their mom sent me a video today of them laying on the couch with their parents cat cuz they visited for father’s day#and i’ve cried twice while watching it…#argh. anyway. going to go watch a silly little video of some sort and maybe sleep early cause i haven’t been sleeping well#it’ll be ok 🧡#p
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was using my dbt skills SOOOO well at the very end of dbt class today when one of the classmates and one of the group leaders/teachers (that I like and respect -_-) started talking about how good of a game the hogwarts game is 😭😭 just biting my tongue so hard as i got my coat on so fast to leave before I said anything and telling myself it isnt worth it
#MY GOD!!!! MY GOD!!! I LIKE THIS LEADER TOO AND I'M SOOOO FUCKING DISAPPOINTED W HER#literally how do ppl not SEE HOW FUCKING RACIST AND BIGOTED IT IS#i was so fucking tempted to say smth snarky abt like ''oh u like nazis and slavers then? cool cool cool''#BUT I DIDNT. I HELD MYSELF BACK BY THE FUCKING SCRUFF OF MY NECK.#now i have to see this leader twice a week every week though and be normal to her. god. i hate this#like. okay sure its just a video game. but how do u not SEE the bigotry in it. its plain as day to me??? how do others not see it??#ig shes a cishet gentile white lady so she doesnt know a lot of struggle but CMONNNN how do u not even HEAR abt the backlash??#AND THE REVIEWS AND EVERYTHING FLOODING ABT HOW SHITTY AND BIGOTED THE GAME IS#like u have to be willfully ignorant i think. which rly fucking sucks and doesnt bode well for me being able to play nice w this person now#idk. pick and choose ur battles ig. but god. i feel sick fhfkdl that sucked so bad. not to mention the game itself was just bad apparently#like the gameplay isnt any good apparently. so. wtf. sigh.#im so fucking peeved fhfkld rly wish i just hadnt been there for the convo.however it does make a couple other convos make more sense though#like just the way she didnt rly seem to understand someones view on smth abt racism. like. oh. okay. makes sense now. ur just oblivious 👍#anyways. dbt skills time to stop being upset abt this i fucking guess!!!! ARGH#pippen needs 2nd breakfast
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GEH I JUST REMEMBERED WHEN DURING THE END OF OUR TIME AT COMIC CON killing stalkking GIRLTRIED TO DIAGNOSE ME WITH ANXIETY. ONE YOUR PERCEPTION OF ME IS WRING AND TWO HAS IT EVER OCCURED TO YOU THAT PEOPLE CAN HAVE ISSUES OTHER THAN THE PALATABLE SANITIZED VERISONS OF ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION YOU THINK YOU UNDERSTAND??????
#jesse.txt#Just remembered that she tried this shit again#This shit being her trying to figure out why I take medication#I think she'd scream if she head that I'm a dissociative psycho#ofc I will keep my safety in mind an never tell her Yada Yada#But like my greatest fear besides everything else is how people think of me#Ugh whatever I just gotta brush this shit off her ideas and opinions don't matter because she sucks#I just am trying to put up with her cause our moms are friends and we both have the same life Yada Yada#And now I have to be EXTRA FUCKING CAREFUL because my mom talked to her about moving into the same complex#Fukicng kill me ARGH
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If I hadn’t already known that I shouldn’t get into Finnish to English translation, I sure do now!!!!
#work stuff#bureaucratese fucking SUCKS#Finnish just doesn’t translate!!! you gotta find different ways to say things for EVERYTHING#‘tarkemmat ohjeet saat X virastolta’#literally: you can get more detailed instructions from X agency#but you can’t say it like that#argh#I’m glad I’m not working in translation anymore :^)#blah
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i want to milk twice a day in the summer months and once a day in the fall when the grass gets bad and i want to ride a mule out to get the livestock in with my cow dogs running alongside me and i want to watch the sunset and i want to make dairy products and i want to stargaze and i want to share my love for dairy with the world. but that will never happen because (censored) is prone to droughts and you'll never guess how many gallons of water a lactating holstein drinks in 1 (one) day
#ugh argh the emotions are getting to me#i feel like i dont want that much. i want a quiet area and to be left alone and i want to feed some people.#i want to show people the beauty in the world through caring for land and animals and watching the stars.#and it sucks that i wont ever get that because creameries are expensive and barns are expensive#and houses are expensive and land is expensive and vehicles/equipment are expensive#and farms dont get profitable for like 5 years so i'd have to just survive on savings for like 5 fucking years#and (censored) isnt super liberal so probably no one will want artisan dairy products.#my dream is coming crashing down and all i can do is complete my degrees and then move back home and hopefully make above 20$/hr#i'll be farming by 2030 or i'll be killing myself. im not going to waste my years rotting in an ice cream factory#when i could be galloping across the great plains and roughing it in the country#i dont WANT to live in a city. i want to live on 40 acres with a small house thats super soundproofed#and the nearest neighbor is a 15 minute drive away.#my friend was like you should come run my creamery with me! and i was like hell yeah!#but i dont want to live in iowa under her shadow :( i want my own creamery and my own livestock and everything that comes with it#and i know my parents will help me with like money stuff but im gonna be 19 hours away from them and two timezones away#and i dont know SHIT im just a city kid :(#sorry. anyway.#diary post
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Heya! I finally came up with a combination 🤣
18, daddy kink, pregnancy kink, baby girl
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When you finally found out you were pregnant, Patrick couldn't hide his excitement because he had waited so long for this to happen. He loved everything about the way your body was changing, especially your cute bump and curvy hips.
Bateman became so overprotective of you and your future child that he followed you around and helped you with everything you did, even when it came to taking a bath.
"Honey, get down a bit lower," Patrick murmured, sitting behind you in the tub. "You like that?"
You just purred in return as he gently washed your back. Chuckling, he couldn't take his eyes off of your pretty little form.
"God, you're so beautiful," his raspy voice sent shivers down your spine. "So juicy, so round."
Patrick let out a guttural growl when he saw your soaped pussy as you bent over even more. Biting his lower lip, he placed his large palm on your buttock, barely caressing it, but then his thin finger made a long stroke along your delicate petals, causing a loud gasp to escape your lips.
"Daddy...a-aww!" You frowned as his long digit slid up and down your feverish slit, teasing your clit with light rubs.
The lewd sounds you were making evoked something primal in his gut, and now he couldn't control his urge to be inside that little tight pussy. Slowly, Bateman pushed his index finger into your succulent cunt, inducing your toes to curl. Mewling, you turned to face him, his brown eyes now full of lust.
"No, no, no, baby girl. Don't look at me like that," he groaned when he saw your innocent glance. "I'm gonna treat that pussy right, just like she deserves."
Licking his lips briefly, he shoved his finger further into your blushing cleft, curling and twisting it a bit, your soft walls beginning to spasm almost instantly.
"Good girl," Bateman praised you for the way your body responded to his ministrations as he pumped his engorged cock. "Fuck, seeing you like this, with your pregnancy bump, turns me on so bad. Did you know that?"
Damn, this kind of dirty talk was completely ruining your mind, making you forget about any self-respect, because you were such a slut for this man.
"Patrick, p-please!" You leaned against the edge of the tub as you felt him settle himself behind you.
With your eyes closed you could only moan and shiver as you were in his power. Thrilled, Patrick quickly pulled out his finger and sucked off your sweet flavor before giving your ass several light slaps.
"Stay still," he urged, pushing down on your back to bend you lower. "Mmm, what a view." Bateman crooned, rubbing his leaky tip along your swollen folds.
When your bodies finally bonded, you both gasped, feeling totally numb. His strong arms gave you no chance to pull away from him as he began to ram himself into you, opening your tight inner channel with each thrust of his sturdy hips, and the obscene sounds of flesh slapping against flesh inflamed you from the inside, bringing you to your release too quickly.
"Argh, fuck!" Bateman gasped, pulling his wet hair away from his beautiful face. "I... I can't wait to make you pregnant once again! Mmmhm-gonna drown this juicy little hole in my cum."
"Daddy! S-so deep...aww! It's so so deep! Mmmm..." You cried out, wriggling in his grip, not noticing the water splashing around you as he fucked you right into the edge of the bathtub.
"Awwww, it hurts? Too bad...you're going to keep taking it until I'm satisfied!" He pulled at your hair while his other hand was wrapped around your round belly for support. "Yes...take that dick like Daddy's obedient girl!"
Whimpering, you looked up at him and as your gazes locked, Bateman let out a moan of satisfaction and kissed your forehead as the pure devotion he saw in your eyes was taking him higher than any known drug.
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Sunsets and footballers (Part 41)
Lucy Bronze x Reader (38)
Masterlist (other parts here)
(*A lil smut with some sickening fluff. Happy Holidays!*)
“Why are you not in position?” Lucy asked as she entered the room, naked besides the strap she wore. YFN hadn’t seen that one before. She was sat on the edge of the bed naked and tilted her head as she admired her girlfriend and her well earned body. Everything about Lucy’s body was a product of her determination and work-ethic. She was toned from head to toe, and with the strap…she was even more than that. She looked dangerous.
“I asked you a question.”
YFN’s eyes flicked up to meet Lucy’s. Her expression was also dangerous, and her deep breathing and dilated pupils betrayed how turned on she was. YFN stood and walked slowly towards her, Lucy’s eyes following her every step. When she was close, she looked up at her, darkened eyes meeting darkened eyes and her fingertips touched Lucy’s hip, running from hip to lat and back. Lucy shivered.
“You’re not doing what you’re told.”
“I’m sorry.” She whispered as she held Lucy’s eye contact with a mischievous expression. She leant forwards to place a kiss on her collarbone, her lips staying on her as she spoke. “I just wanted to make you feel good. Will you let me do that?”
Her lips ran the length of her clavicle to that hollow oval in the middle. Lucy’s breathing hitched.
“Use your words, Luce.”
“I want to fuck you. Hard.”
“I know, love. You will. Just let me tease you first, like you teased me.”
Her fingertips on both hands had made their way to her back now and were stroking it devastatingly softly. She had no idea how Lucy was holding herself together, and from her swaying under her touch, apparently neither could Lucy.
YFN lowered herself to the ground slowly, dragging her lips down her torso, over the sensitive skin of her nipple and the bumps of her abs as she went until she reached her knees and stared at the black strap in front of her. She looked up found Lucy looking at her with wide eyes. Her lips parted to help her increased breathing and she swallowed excitedly, her throat bobbing as she did. YFN kept her eyes as she moved closer, sliding the tip onto her tongue as her fingers found her clit behind the strap. She kept Lucy’s eyes as she sucked the tip, teasing her clit at the same time. And she kept her eyes as she slid her head further onto the cock. Only when she started going deeper did she tear her eyes away, instead closing them and focussing on the task at hand. She took her time at first, Lucy not knowing how to stay upright as her little Australian took it deeper and deeper in her throat with satisfied, wet hums. She stimulated Lucy’s clit simultaneously which made her a moaning mess, unsure what to do. This was something Lucy had never experienced before.
“Oh fuck.” She moaned as she watched her little Australian work the strap. She had the timing of the clit stimulation down perfectly. It felt as if she were actually sucking her off. YFN moaned onto her, enjoying herself and that made Lucy feral. She gripped onto her hair with both hands, her hips moving to fuck the strap into her mouth. She forced herself to go slow and gently, but YFN’s spare hand grabbed Lucy’s and encouraged her to grip tighter and force herself into her mouth harder.
Lucy couldn’t even find words. She was a fucking mess. YFN was on her knees and taking the whole cock in her mouth, gagging and moaning onto it as if it was for herself rather than Lucy. Tears pricked in her eyes at the depth but she continued. Her fingers were ruthless and rubbed Lucy right up to the point where she was just about to come.
“F…fuck! Fuck… little one I…I’m go..going to come. I can’t. Argh – fuck!” Lucy was so wound up that her body felt unsure and light, tingly and close.
Lucy groaned and tightened her grip in the gorgeous sun-kissed hair in order to wrench her head back off her strap, YFN’s eyes met hers with a look of surprise and almost annoyance that she’d been stopped, her lips plump and red and wet. God, she was a sight. Just to prove a point, her fingers rubbed Lucy brutally as teetered on that edge.
“No.” Lucy growled and shoved her hand away. She picked her off the ground and shoved her backwards on the bed. “On your fucking knees.”
YFN didn’t hesitate to follow instruction, knowing just how wound up she’d gotten Lucy. Lucy knelt on the bed behind her and parted her legs further, her hand gripping the back of her neck and holding her hard to the bed as she lined up.
“You’re dripping. Good girl.”
She entered the tip and pressed in a little, teasing her. YFN tried to wriggle back into her but was held strong and groaned her frustration.
“You deserve this.” Lucy growled as if it were a punishment as she thrust the entire strap into her little Australian, her hips connection with a ‘slap’.
She cried out in both surprise and pleasure, her sounds swallowed by the bed she was pressed into as Lucy generously allowed her a few seconds for her body to clench and unclench needily, getting used to the size before she started. As expected after two weeks of no sex, Lucy was fucking merciless. Her strength, her pace, even her words as she growled them between her breathing.
“Fucking needy, aren’t you little one? Can’t even wait to come home to me. Needed to call me just to get off.”
YFN’s eyes rolled into the back of her head as she took what she was given from Lucy with grateful whimpers. She wanted her to treat her like a toy and use her. She wanted her to speak to her like it also. Everything Lucy was doing was perfect, and even more so because she wasn’t pretending. Lucy needed it also.
The room was filled with a cacophony of angry, wet fucking, loud whimpers, angry grunts, pornographic cries of ecstasy with each thrust. It was so brutal that it started to hurt in the best way and she took it gratefully, gripping the bedsheets for dear life.
Lucy was so riled up after the oral sex that she felt herself teetering on that edge a lot less in control than usual, and she tried not to fall but she couldn’t stop herself. She cried out in a sound that was more of a pained yell than anything and her body locked up so tight she couldn't breathe. Everything stilled. She didn’t know where she was, what she was doing, or how much time had passed. Her body was feeling everything and nothing at the same time. It was an all-consuming feeling of euphoria.
She felt gentle kisses to her neck and face, two fingers expertly rubbing her clit which lengthened and intensified that electric shock feeling through her body. She felt the bed against her back and one blissful eternity later the fingers stopped and held pressure instead, those kisses continuing with some supportive cooing that came back into focus.
“Good job, Luce. Ride it, love. God, you’re amazing.”
Those kisses brought her back to life as her body eased and relaxed itself into the softness of the bed. She let herself enjoy her happy sense of peace for a little and when she was ready she opened her eyes and found those beautiful blue ones watching her from above, filled with curiosity and wonder as her golden sun-kissed hair fell silkily near her own. If she were religious, she would have thought she was made in heaven. She didn’t believe in religion, but she sure as hell would for her.
YFN was perched with her head in her hand, watching Lucy. Her leg was tangled around one of Lucy’s and her eyes followed her hand as her thumb wiped the beads of sweat from Lucy’s forehead and her fingertips tucked the little curled up baby hairs of hers back into place behind her ear with a peaceful smile on her face. Her eyes met Lucy’s once she was done and she waited patiently for her to be able to speak, using her free time to trace the features of her face. Her dark eyebrows, high cheekbones, strong nose, sharp jawline, and soft lips. She was especially fascinated by those. Lucy kissed her fingertips as she traced her lips.
“What happened?” She whispered against them.
“I think you already know what happened, Luce.”
Lucy did know. She’d just had the most mind-blowing, out of body orgasm she’d ever had in her life. Though her mind immediately went to the fact that it had happened before YFN also had a chance to get there.
“Stop…” YFN whispered, ducking down so her lips could gently kiss Lucy’s. “Stop those thoughts right now. I really, really enjoyed that. You just railed the fuck out of me, Luce. And on the counter…” She eyes rolled back a little as she bit her lip. “Are you done for the night?”
Lucy looked offended as she pulled her girlfriend closer. “I’m never done with you.”
“Good, because I’d like us to spend the rest of the night loving each other.” She reached down and took the strap off Lucy, throwing it to the floor and straddling her girlfriend before she managed to complain, her hair now falling like a curtain around their faces, offering them privacy from the outside world. Lucy needed to take a few seconds to admire her before she could speak.
“What do you have in mind, little one?”
“Just you and I, no toys. Just fingers and tongues and cuddling and laughing and loving.”
Lucy grinned. “Sounds perfect.”
And they did exactly that. They fucked, or more accurately…loved… and moaned and teased and bit and kissed until no part of their bodies were untouched or unloved by the other. It was a vast difference to their usual brutal fucking; this was purely romantic and personal, a way to show just how much love they had for each other. They stopped for water breaks when they needed to, and even ended with a naked midnight snack as they both hadn’t eaten dinner. They tried to not wake Narla, being as quiet as possible, laughing silently and into each other so as to not make a sound. The largest sound made was a slurping noise by Lucy as YFN fed her a watermelon and she moaned at the taste of food. YFN smacked her with a chuckle and wiped the watermelon juice off her chin with her thumb.
YFN took hold of the trophy she’d cleaned, Lucy’s first, and sat it on the counter in a good place next to a photo of her with her family.
Lucy came up behind her, her arms wrapping around her. YFN leant back into her, Lucy’s body strong and warm against her back.
“I want you to keep this out, Luce.” She whispered for Narla’s sake. “It’s your first.”
Lucy reached out to touch it gently as if she were reliving the memory before she pulled her hand back and kissed her on the cheek. “I think that’s a great idea, little one. Thank you.”
Lucy tried to whisper, but her voice was deep and travelled far. They heard Narla make a sound and both froze before they scuttled back to the bedroom.
YFN’s body woke her up with stress, worried she’d miss her flight. It wasn't until 10am, but it was international, and she needed to leave around 8am from Lucy’s.
She turned to look at Lucy as she slept on her stomach, her arm draped over YFN. She always slept a lot, though she knew she would sleep extra-long after the travel, her game and their long night. Her body was so warm against hers that she didn’t want to leave the bed at all. She gently brushed a strand of Lucy’s loose, dark hair off her face as she slept and watched her body rise and fall with each sleepy breath. She loved just watching her. It took a good bit of self-discipline for her to slide herself out of bed and out from under Lucy’s arm. Her little suitcase was in the corner of the room and still zipped up so she decided that to not wake Lucy, she’d put her clothes on instead. The closest things she could find were a pair of football shorts and one of her oversized shirts that she loved to wear. She also managed to find some socks and she snuck out into the kitchen, clicking the door closed behind her.
Narla was already awake and came padding over. YFN got down on her knees to greet her as she got close. She was a curious and fiercely independent dog, also very intelligent. She was almost Lucy in dog-form in a lot of ways. She allowed YFN to give her morning pats and even rolled onto her back so she could rub her little pink belly. YFN checked out what Lucy had in the fridge and pantry after that while Narla watched her from the couch, chewing on her new football toy in between her legs. YFN grinned at that, happy she liked it.
Typical Lucy had a lot of ingredients to account for her love of food. When she saw the amount of condiments she had, she rolled her eyes.
She poured herself a glass of juice and made sure Narla’s water was full before she started breakfast. They hadn’t eaten anything since early yesterday apart from their midnight snack, and Lucy was always hungry after a game so she knew she’d wake famished, and so she cooked a hot English breakfast with bacon, eggs, sausages, toast, mushrooms, tomato and beans. When she was just finishing, YFN looked at the time just after 7am and was deciding whether or not to wake Lucy, knowing she’d be upset with no goodbye, but also needing her sleep. Luckily, she didn’t need to make that decision as Lucy stumbled out to the kitchen looking very much like she needed another twelve hours sleep. She yawned and rubbed her eyes behind her glasses as she walked out, her eyes widening at the big breakfast YFN was cooking, an excited grin crossing her face. She came over to take her girlfriend into her arms with a kiss to the temple.
“It looks incredible. You’re incredible. The smell is so good it quite literally woke me from the dead. I’m starving.”
“I thought you would be.” She chuckled. “Morning, Luce. You look like you’ve been hit by a bus.”
“And you look beautiful as ever.”
“A pretty bus, of course.”
Lucy rolled her eyes and helped her plate up the food. They sat adjacent to each other at the dining table as if they had done for years, Lucy holding one of her legs captive with her own. It was as close as the footballer could be with her as above the table she needed her space to spread out and eat. And God, did she eat. YFN was worried she’d run out of breath with how quick and excitedly she was eating, somehow managing to get her food down before YFN had been through half of hers. She couldn’t finish her own and offered it to Lucy who’d been eyeing it, as much as she’d denied she was, and that was also gone quickly.
“Do you want more?”
“No, I’m full now with your leftovers. Thanks love, that was delicious.” She gave her a peck on the cheek and checked the time. 7:30am. She frowned at her phone. “Do you really have to go?”
“I’m sorry, Luce. Yeah, I do.”
“When will you be back?”
“I’m not sure but I was thinking that I’d just come over whenever I get a chance…I think that’s best.”
“Better than setting dates; this weekend was a disaster.”
“Don’t say that, my limp and bruises would suggest otherwise.”
Lucy gave a proud grin and YFN smacked her in the arm as she collected the plates, taking them up to the kitchen.
“Just leave them in the sink!”
“Luce-”
Lucy was behind her then, taking the plates and lowering them into the sink. “Leave them, little one. I don’t want to waste any time doing dishes with you. Let’s go have a shower, hm?”
YFN sighed and turned around and placed a kiss to her throat. “You know, I’d be happy to do dishes for a living if it meant I could spend my time with you.”
Lucy’s neck vibrated under her lips as she hummed happily. “And you think I’m the bigger romantic.”
“You are.”
“Someone’s in a mood for debate, today.”
They both knew it was because she had to leave in the next 30 minutes. Without waiting for a reply, Lucy bent down and threw her girlfriend over her shoulder, her hand smacking her ass as she took her to the shower.
“Luce, your knee! Put me down!”
Lucy chuckled but she didn’t stop.
“You’re sure you can’t zoom tomorrow?” Lucy mumbled into her neck. They’d waited that long for not even a full day together.
YFN tightened her arms around Lucy’s head. “I need to be there for the new office in London tomorrow, Luce.”
The new starters weren’t a problem, they were starting Tuesday. It was the office being ready that was the issue.
“And no one else can do that?”
“Luce…you’re killing me. You know they can’t, love.” She mumbled back to her, getting even more upset at Lucy’s sadness as she grasped at straws that weren’t there. “I’m hoping Friday I can come. I won’t need to be back until Sunday…”
Lucy groaned and then accepted it with a sigh as she pulled back. “My game is on Sunday. El Clasico.”
“Against Real Madrid, right?”
Lucy looked a little caught off guard. “That’s right.”
“I’m just joking.” She chuckled. “I know what El Clasico is. But I love that you were kind enough to not make fun of me if I didn’t.”
“You’re trouble, you are.”
“Si, but you love it.” She looked at her watch for the hundredth time. Boarding was soon and she still needed to get through security, though the line hadn’t seemed long. “I need to go. I love you, Lucia Roberta. I’ll be back as soon as I can.”
Usually that name was only for when she was in trouble, but this time it was said with adoration. Lucy smiled proudly at the name and took her little face gently between her hands, kissing her softly a few times before tilting her head to make it more needy as their tongues met. YFN leant into her body and into the kiss, letting herself enjoy it for a while before she pulled away first, blushing. “Public, Lucia.”
“I couldn’t help myself. I love you, little one. Come back as soon as you can, please. Your home is here.”
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mean Dom!hhu? :(
anon. i lvoe u.
MEAN DOM HHU
⤷ c.w degradation, spanking, multiple nicknames, grinding, threesome (little implication of mlm in vergyu), pure filth | © jvkeh
SEUNGCHEOL & WONWOO
“are you close, angel?” wonwoo’s tone resembled arrogance, the knowledge that you were inable to orgasm but still being teased, giving him a ego boost. “your cunt is whining for it.”
he wasn’t lying. your pussy squelched under the bullet vibrator, the sounds bouncing off the walls as your cheeks heated in embarrassment. embarrassment of being caught getting too close with yoon jeonghan and hong jisoo , embarrassment of having your dress not fully zipped, embarrassment of being thrown into your bed the next house over and edged for two hours on end. that’s what happened when you tested choi seungcheol and jeon wonwoo, two of the most dominant men in the friendship group.
so it came to no surprise of their mutual friends when you were forcefully tugged out of the couch between the j boys and thrown over one of your boyfriend’s shoulders, them shouting flirty comments at you as you were steered out of the building, walking only a few steps before reaching your own house, seungcheol making work of unzipping your dress as wonwoo removed your stockings before being slapped on the ass with so much force that it knocked you onto the bed.
seungcheol’s fingers harshly entered your cunt the same way it exited, finally relieving you of the endless torture that the toys they used subjected you to. you were bent over seungcheol’s lap and spanked multiple times as wonwoo’s cum shot onto your ass, then edged with a mold of wonwoo’s cock, wonwoo’s fingers brutally attacking your clit while seungcheol rubbed over your labia, nearly blacking you out from the sensation.
and once you came in their face, seungcheol did not hesitate in inserting a bullet vibrator far up your pussy while wonwoo began to jack off again at the sight of seungcheol eating you out, when you were already so sensitive.
“urgh, god. cheol, wonu.” you squeal as your core begins to tense up, a spoiler to your pending orgasm. you clench your legs and tighten it around seungcheol’s neck as he begin to lick deeper and deeper into your pussy, before you let out a loud cry and arch your back, releasing everything pent up from the painful treatment of your boyfriends. “argh!”
you rested your head back down on the pillow, eyes clenched as you physically felt your cum leaking out of your cunt, seungcheol continuing to suck on your clit softly, letting out a breathy “fuck.” . despite the ringing of your ears, you could make out wonwoo’s voice, before soft hands curled around your waist and lifted you up, resting you upwards against the bedframe instead of flat down. “open your eyes angel.”
you cautiously opened your eyes, face to face with seungcheol, who’s face was dripping with a milky substance. your eyes widened as he let out a hearty laugh, wonwoo smirking from behind. “you squirted all over his face, angel. are you proud?”
“she flirts with them, yet she was the one who claimed me.” seungcheol shooked his head, licking his lips to capture the close remains of your release as you blushed. even though he was very obvious about his bold and confident actions, you still couldn’t help but be flustered, a stark contrast to wonwoo’s subtle but intense ones.
wonwoo’s finger reached out to collect a drop of cum sliding down seungcheol’s mouth, before bringing it to his own to suck on, nodding in approval. “nothing taste better than a mean fuck.”
VERNON & MINGYU
“‘m sorry!” you whine out as you’re dragged away from the door that vernon closed into the living room, watching mingyu aggressively open the first few buttons of his restrictive shirt before turning back to you. “belt or hands?”
“neither.” you say in a factual tone, before mingyu and vernon scoff in sync. “what?”
“is she really going to mouth off despite what she did?” mingyu mutter to the younger boy, who’s in complete disbelief at your attitude. “we really need to teach her a lesson.”
mingyu sat on the couch, spreading his legs as far as he can to accommodate you, as vernon steered you towards him, his strength outrivalling yours despite your best efforts. mingyu grabbed your arms and pulled you forward to him, before adjusting you until you were properly seated over his lap, legs dangling off the couch. he flipped up your short skirt, the same one that hoshi was ogling you in, the tight fitting tiger print highlighting your thighs.
“any last words, love?” mingyu’s calm voice was a deathly contradiction to the pure anger on his face. his hand levitated above your ass, plotting it’s positions as vernon unbuckled his pants. you have been in this situation too many times. petty argument escalates to all day ignoring, before saying or doing something out of line that makes you ends up on either mingyu’s lap or under vernon’s body. but there was a new addition to the exploited formula for good sex today, a public event that required mingyu and vernon to hold back from immediate punishment and watch you cosy up to the birthday boy and his best friend.
four long grueling hours of witnessing their friends pretend they didn’t want to fuck you. halfway, hoshi and dokyeom arrived to compliment your outfit (a tight fitting skirt and a silk cami top that showed off skin everywhere), and you continued to talk to the four men with seductive expressions, in which mingyu could swore at some point, hoshi had a boner.
“remember the stoplights, baby.” vernon grunts as he finally got his hand on his cock, which was mingyu’s cue to start torturing your ass. his hand slammed down on your perky butt as you let out a yelp. “argh!”
“don’t start cryin on us, slut.” mingyu grins, letting out a extreme pinch to your behind as you begin to shift on his lap. “you discarded our rules, so now you pay the price.”
vernon began to stroke himself to the beat of mingyu’s slaps, as he got closer until his groin was directly above your body and he was right in front of mingyu. pained mumbles and pants left your mouth as mingyu continued his assault on your ass, all hopes of begging for redemption lost. mingyu was the more forgiving of the two, with vernon being more susceptible to petty behaviour. but when mingyu was mad, vernon took the calm route, because mingyu’s brat taming skills were another level.
“fuck, baby. your cries are turning me on.” vernon’s cock was already stiff in it’s slacks when you were making crude comments in the car, but it reached it’s full potential after you started crying a few seconds into the sex. mingyu’s hands were big and heavy, and you could never get used to how much it hurted when he spanked you.
you looked up, eyelashes wet with tears as vernon could only let out a groan. mingyu, focused on making sure you were hurting, looked upwards at the same time to see your face drenched with tears.
“god, she looks so pretty, doesnt she?” he mutters as his own cock begin to tighten under your body. (he will have to treat that with his boyfriend later..) “love it when she cries like a little slut.”
you let out a even louder cry at the insults, your cunt clenching under the degradation they were sending to you. how vile, how dehumanising, how hot-
mingyu’s hand begin to pause from his spanking and decided to tease your cunt, the other snaking to vernon’s cock before stroking him at a harder pace. “gotta make both of my babies come.” you thought he was joking when he said the other day that he thinks he’s ambidextrous, but from the way his fingers turned and rubbed the right spots and the sounds both you and your boyfriend was producing, you realise he might be right.
“f-fuck, i’m almost there.” you whined, looking up to vernon’s face being flushed red as mingyu’s thumb played with the tip. “yeah babe, so close.”
you shut your eyes tightly, anticipating yourself to overcome the obstacle before your orgasm, and hearing the familiar sound of vernon orgasming loudly before you feel all the sensations fading away.
“what?” you opened your eyes, confused at why you didn’t cum. mingyu’s hand was pulled away from your cunt last minute, a look of amusement on his face. “wh-why didn’t you make me cum?”
“did you really think a brat like you would get a orgasm, free of charge?”
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I just really want Bradley to suprise join me in the shower after a night together 🥺🥺 is that to much to ask???
not even necessarily NSFW immediately.... but maybe just massaging the shampoo into each other's hair, using the loofa to foam each other up.... just kissing, little makeout session.... 🥴🥹🥴😭
and then also some s*xy time maybe! 😏😏
Because you put this in my brain and I couldn’t think of much else, V. Just a little drabbly drabble. But really, just thots, words and very little editing (because I hate it). 3000% NSFW.
"No time, gotta move my ass. Sorry," you apologised, bustling through the shower curtain where Rooster was, admittedly, having a leisurely soak for his Saturday off after his run. He wasn't a long-shower kinda guy. Get in, cleanse, wash his hair, gfto. "I didn't realise the time," you said, hustling into his space and stealing the water and the loofah from the shower caddy as Rooster watched you, the revelry of a hot relaxing shower dismissed. "It's nearly 9. I have a class at 9:30," you explained, soaping up as he remained silent although he knew. "What?"
"You shower before you get into chlorine?"
Smiling, you reminded him of the night before. "I feel I owe it to myself to not arrive at work smelling like your cologne."
"Pretty sexy to me," Rooster shrugged playfully. Hands out, you gave him the loofah and turned away from him. Soaping and massaging your soft skin, Rooster would be lying to say he didn't appreciate the way the water ran down your curves and the body wash suds drizzled down your back to, argh, your delicious ass or the way little goose pimples flashed across your skin as he touched you. Resisting, he knew pushing his luck wouldn’t get him anywhere, but he turned you towards him anyway. “So, really. How long do you have?” he murmured, gently guiding you towards the tiles behind you, his powerful thigh guiding its way between yours.
“Not time for what you’re thinking,” you warned, raising an index finger, completely unthreatening. Face passive, he licked his lips.
“No? I can be real quick,” he flicked some water from his hair and breathed deep. “Two-three mins, tops. You’d probably have time to spare,” he reasoned.
“Ooh, sexy,” you told him, biting back a grin. “Don’t talk that up to your other lovers,” you teased.
He laughed, his lips spotting a warm pool in your clavicle and sucking at it, his soft lips continuing their trek to your lips, pushing his body flush against yours. Your arms wrapped around him, toying with the ends of his wet curls, almost weak. His fucking lips knew every secret to you.
“I did come in here for a reason,” you whined, utterly powerless under his kiss.
“I know, I know,” he replied sweetly. “But you knew I was in here, baby. So, really... this is on you as much as it’s on me.”
Well... yeah, you thought, a bashful grin on your face, knowing he’d worked you out before you'd even stepped in.
“Every morning you find new and inventive ways to try and make me late,” Rooster reminded you, his teeth sinking into your earlobe. “And how many push-ups have I been subjected to because of this?”
“A lot,” you shuddered, his chest pressing into yours.
“Thousands,” he reckoned. “In 200 lots.”
“You’re just undisciplined,” you retorted. He crowed, laughing against your skin, his palms caressing your hips, your ass, your ribs. Everywhere. Everything.
“You’re such a fuckin’ smart mouth. But I suppose I am undisciplined at times. Don’t stand a chance, do I?”
“Suppose not,” you agreed as he kissed you softly. Softly, then hungrily. Hungrily and demanding as his tongue melded with yours, his weight pushing you back against the cold tiles. “Rooster,” you warned again.
“What?” He grumbled petulantly, his fingers tracing down your body and opening you up to him. “Just one orgasm. I feel that’s fair,” he didn’t wait for an answer. “You don’t even have to return the favour,” he added although you enjoyed returning the favour tenfold.
“I have to gooo - ” you gasped as he cupped between your legs, his thumb drawing lazy circles and writing his name on your clit. He wasn’t expecting anything in return, he truly knew you needed to go but watching you come would be enough for him until you got home. “You are a cruel man, Rooster Bradshaw,” you squeaked as he applied a little more pressure and swallowed your words with his kiss.
“I have to gooo,” he mocked with a laugh against your lips. Who were you to deny him? Your legs were shaking, your heart racing between his kisses and caresses. Rooster was skilled at many, many things. This was one of those things, your body was absolutely cursing with energy and completely at his whim.
He leaned down, nuzzling to your breast and swirling around your straining nipple, his eyes watching your face keenly. He breathed, so close to falling apart.
“Rooster,” you swallowed. The chill on your back and his heat pressed against your front sent you near delirium as your body ground into his hand. Sliding the length of his middle finger into you and his thumb not missing a beat, your body thrumming, coming and coming hard and he kissed you, his fingers skilfully fucking you through the orgasm you probably didn’t have time for but needed desperately.
And as quick as it came, it ended and you had to push his hands away, too sensitive from his touch. “Okay, okay,” he cooed, his lips crushed against yours, his incredibly shapely arms keeping your body upright as your legs threatened to go underneath you.
Wrapping your arms around his neck, he lifted your feet off the tiles and let you kiss his feverishly. He smiled as you kissed him. “That was so good. I love you - ” you told him.
“But you gotta go,” he said, finishing the sentence. You were painfully short on time now. He loosened his grasp and reached out to the hook where he’d put his towel and he handed it to you as you stepped away from the flow. “What time will you be home?”
“3ish,” you told him. “Will you still be here?”
“I’ll still be here,” he promised, his belongings always strewn somewhere between your apartment and base. He never had what he needed and was slowly infiltrating your bathroom with razors, hair products, his deodorant. “I’ll see you then,” he left another single kiss on your lips as you wrapped yourself up and zipped out carefully. When he heard you close the bathroom room, he adjusted the shower temperature.
A COLD, freezing flow crushed him as he breathed and let it hit him, hard and heavy.
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JJ Maybank x reader 18+
"This isn't healthy." Y/n said as JJ handed her another whiskey, a smirk on her face as she downed it, JJ copying her as he pulled a face and poured them both a drink.
"We're pogues, we survive everything." Y/n laughed looking around at the party, everyone dancing and drunk whilst the pair sat off on a sun bed watching.
"Do you wanna go for a swim?" JJ nodded helping Y/n up, the pair both more drunk than they thought as their heads swam, stripping off as they ran down to the water laughing, JJ pulling Y/n in with him. The two laughing as they splashed at each other, the party background noise as they jumped into the waves and play fought, JJ picking Y/n up before dropping them both into the water, resurfacing as he held her close and pushed her hair out her face. Admiring her laugh, her smile, everything he could as he stopped laughing as just stared at her making Y/n stop as the pair stared.
"We should..." Y/n began, JJ nodding as he moved closer to her.
"Yeah?" JJ waited for her to speak, Y/n instead pulling him down and kissing him, moaning into his mouth as he picked her up, pressing her against him as he grabbed at the flesh of her butt.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" JJ panicked almost dropping Y/n as she jumped, letting go of him as the two fell into the sea, resurfacing as they saw John B, her brother storming towards JJ as he tried to get out the water and away from his best friend.
"Shit, JB it's not, fuck." JJ fell over as John B grabbed his leg, Y/n now fighting to get to them as Pope, Ki and Sarah watched, Y/n pushing over her brother as JJ hid his head.
"Jesus christ it was just a kiss! It's not like i sucked his dick fucking hell." Y/n shouted, pushing her brother over as he stood back up, his body shaking as he looked down at JJ and back up to Y/n as he pushed his hair back.
"Don't say that kinda shit! That's my best friend, you're my sister he knows you're off limits." Y/n's eyes widened before turning into slits as she pushed him again, John b pushing her back as they fought like children.
"I'm not your damn property, i can do whoever and whatever i want! You're macking a damn kook and you have a problem with me kissing him? He's the only one i trust on this damn island that isn't related to me." Pope tried not to be offended as Y/n quickly turned to him apologising as John B tackled her, the pair continuing their childish fight as everyone watched before JJ piped up trying to be helpful.
"Yeah and it's not my fault she's hot, i mean look at her dude you've been telling me off since we were 13- argh." John B tackled JJ, Y/n rolling in the sand as she squeezed her hand where her brother had given her a chinese burn, cursing about it not being fair as JJ and John B rolled around wrestling.
"We made a pact, no family macking! You told me you were over her!" Y/n just stood off to the side with a sigh as she watched, arms crossed and annoyed before she finally had enough.
"You also said kooks were off limits and you changed that rule. It was just a kiss, i didn't propose god damn it. Ow that's my eye." Y/n and Ki walked over, Y/n grabbing her brother's ear and Ki grabbed JJ's pulling them apart and pushing them to sit down.
"You can't put me as off limit, i'm my own person and if i wanna go out and kiss a kook, a touran or JJ i will!" JJ looked offended until he was mentioned, smirking at John B until Ki smacked his head, Y/n sighing as she dropped onto the sand and stared at the stars.
"Don't touch her JJ, i'm being serious." Y/n sitting up and smacking her brother on the head as she glared at him.
"If you don't shut the fuck up i'm gonna go do something you're gonna get actually mad at. John!" Y/n knew she was pushing him but JJ and her had been dancing around each other since they were kids and one harmless kiss wouldn't affect the group unless her brother was acting like a spoilt brat.
"Yeah what are ya gonna do? Fuck JJ?" Y/n went red, she'd only had sex a handful of times compared to what most of the island did, mainly because she liked JJ so much she didn't find anyone else as fun so dates didn't go much further than a second one since they weren't funny.
"Maybe i will!" Y/n shouted, slamming her hand into the sand as she spoke, storming over and grabbing JJ's hand who was too shocked to say anything as she pulled him up and ran towards the twinkie, the keys in the engine as she grabbed them and locked them both inside as John B began banging on the door.
"Don't you fucking dare JJ! Y/n get your ungrateful ass out here right now before i break this door...no Pope i'm not gonna break your damn van." Y/n pushed JJ to sit down as he tried whispering at her but she only put her hand over his mouth and grinned.
"Oh fuck, shit, fuck JJ...right there...just like that, oh fuck. JJ your TONGUE!" Y/n fake moaned, hearing the banging get louder as her brother shouted threats, the moans so clearly fake but JJ was blushing as Y/n held her hand over his mouth and faked the noises and faces stopping every few seconds to giggle.
"Don't take off the rings. Yes baby, where did you learn that? Give me that dick JJ." JJ started laughing as he held her hand over his mouth, the noises she made no longer even fake just shouting and loud panting as she grinned at him. John B soon giving up as he shouted.
"You're so gross! Stop making those god damn noises!" Y/n in turn making a loud moaning noise and shouting JJ's name as he moved and started rocking the van joining in.
"Damn Y/n you're soooo flexible! Oh fuck yeah! How did you get your leg up there!" Y/n holding a hand over her mouth as she quickly made more fake moans as the pair shook the van.
"JJ, wait, right there oh oh JJ!." JJ's eyes widened slightly at the last moan, the fake orgasm sounding a little too convincing compared to the others that had sounded so fake it was funny, that one, that one made him gulp and shake his head before moaning himself.
"Inside? You're sure? Damn gonna have some little JJ's running around." Y/n burst out laughing just as the door slammed open, the two of them stood with their arms on either side of the van red faced from laughing as John B and Pope stood in the doorway red faced from anger.
"Oh fuck." JJ laughed as he pushed past them, Y/n's arm in his hand as he pulled her out the van and began running away whilst they both laughed. Sarah grabbed John B as she laughed shaking her head at him, the four getting in the van as John B refused to sit in the back even though they hadn't done anything he didn't want to touch it.
JJ and Y/n didn't get back to the chateau until hours later, sneaking in through JJ's window just incase someone stuck around waiting for them, the pair tumbling in before laughing as they each put their hands over their mouth to keep quiet making them both laugh louder in their hands.
"Shuush." JJ moved to place his hand over her mouth leaning over her as he did, grabbing his weed box before leaning back and removing his hand. Noticing Y/n had gone quiet as she looked at him, her cheeks red and eyes blown before blinked and returned to normal sitting up, JJ pretending he hadn't seen it even though it was engrained in his memory.
Ki sat with Y/n as they talked about her plan for helping the environment, JJ and John B sat near them on the sofa as JJ smoked passing it to everyone, Pope doing some maths in the corner.
"We need to save the turtles, we have a beautiful island and everyone wants to destroy it." Ki said as she took a hit of the joint before passing it to Y/n.
"Burn your bras." JJ said with a laugh as John B and Pope laughed agreeing, Ki's eyes lighting up as she turned to Y/n, Sarah having not arrived yet couldn't be looped in.
"Lets do it!" Y/n looked at her with wide eyes before turning to JJ and sticking up her middle finger.
"Babes, i love you, you're great but we don't really wear bras anyway and the ones i have i'm not burning until someone has ripped them off me. Lets burn the boys underwear or something." JJ's eyes lit up only to be jabbed by John B who glared at him, JJ pretending like he was nodding along to whatever Ki was saying when i reality he wanted to know what bras she did have.
"Come on, atleast one bra! For me?" Y/n groaned, getting up off the floor and walking into her room, coming back a few minutes later with a red bra, chucking it at Ki before flopping next to her.
"How is burning that good for the environment? Also this just feels like i'm wasting a cute bra...on second thoughts give me it back i have a date tomorrow!" Y/n went to grab her bra, Ki throwing it to Pope who panicked and threw it to John B who cringed and chucked it to JJ. JJ smirked as he ran the lacy material between his fingers, looking up at Y/n as she held out her hand.
"This doesn't seem like the right size." JJ said in a teasing voice, pulling it out of her reach as Y/n went to grab her bra back.
"That's the whole point! Pushes the girls up now give it back." JJ's eyes dropped to her chest, the blue bikini underneath her white top also made her tits looks great in his eyes but he now wanted to see what they looked like squeezed by the bra. His focus gone Y/n grabbed the bra and cheered as she held it against her chest pretending to push her boobs up as she winked at JJ.
"Y/n!" John B shouted as he pushed JJ back making him fall off the sofa, Y/n rushing to look over, her bra falling next to JJ as he grabbed it with a grin shoving it in his shorts before running off. Y/n huffing as she glared at his figure, getting ready to chase after his when John B grabbed her and pushed her onto the sofa, throwing his legs over her and lounging.
"Stop flirting with hiiim!" John B sung as he looked at his sister, giving her a serious look as he took a gulp of his beer, JJ coming in a few minutes later shirtless with Y/n's bra on. Y/n's jaw dropping as she shoved John's legs off her and got up, JJ fighting her off before throwing her over his shoulder with a laugh. John B glaring at JJ as he held onto Y/n's upper thighs, her bikini barely covering her as Y/n laughed and pinged the bra on his back making him yelp out.
"Hey! Don't touch my bra." Y/n gasped and hit his back as everyone watched JJ's hands, Pope and John B sharing a look at how JJ's hands gripped onto Y/n's inner thighs, Ki laughing at the boys. JJ spinning Y/n round before dramatically dropping her onto the sofa where he then flopped next to her as they kept laughing. Sarah walking through the door a few minutes later and raising an eyebrow at the pair on the sofa before John B was up and kissing her as she waved at everyone and followed him to his bedroom. Ki and Y/n going out the back to talk about Ki's project as Pope moved to sit next to JJ.
"You're going to make him have a heart attack. You two are becoming more and more like a couple everyday." Pope said as he looked at JJ, the blonde pushing back his hair with a grin as he looked towards the door where Y/n had left.
"Yeah well, i've liked her since we were 13 and then we kissed and since then she's been like a drug to me. I just can't get her out my head man." Pope nodded thinking about Ki, looking where JJ watched the girls put the back door, both smiling to themselves before looking towards each other.
"He'll kill you though, like seriously i thought he was going to drown you in the sea when he caught you kissing her." JJ laughed as he pushed back his hair, his hand coming to the bra as he pulled it off, the band stretched and almost broken from where he'd forced it on but he didn't care. As long as someone couldn't see her in it he didn't care.
"Yeah...yeah i know." JJ said as he chucked the bra onto the table, trying not to think about her being a on date tomorrow, he didn't know why she'd said yes but he was determined to ruin it. JJ and Pope soon got up moving to the back where Y/n and Ki sat, Y/n now watching one of her bras burn with a pout as Ki chucked her current bra on the burning pile.
"Did we miss sexy bra time?" JJ said as he sat next to Y/n who continued to pout at the fire, glaring at JJ before looking back at the fire.
"I've now lost two of my bras today because of you Mr Maybank, just you wait until i burn all your underwear." JJ laughed looking at the burning bra, Ki and Pope talking quietly the other side.
"You can have them, i prefer commando anyway, lets the breeze in." Y/n scrunched up her face and pushed JJ.
"You're gross." JJ grinning as he leaned as close as possible, their noses touching, watching Y/n blush and her eyes go wide before dropping his gaze to her lips.
"You love it." JJ whispered, flicking his eyes back to hers before dropping them to her lips once more, licking his as he moved to kiss her. His hand coming up to hold her cheek as hers rest on his thighs, almost about to touch her lips when Pope threw an empty can at JJ.
"Dude! Do you have a death wish?" JJ stared at Y/n for a moment before giving her a grin and turning to Pope, winking quickly and kissing Y/n. Almost knocking her back at the intensity as she tried to hold onto his arms, his whole body pressing against her before he pulled away and gave her a quick kiss on the lips.
"Kinda." JJ replied to Pope as he turned back to Y/n as she stared at him, her lips pink to match her cheeks, his hand rubbing along her cheek as he admired her.
"Now you're all in on the dirty secret so if you tell JB then he'll be mad you didn't tell him before or stop me." JJ gave them a cheeky grin as he turned to Y/n and pulled her into another kiss, Ki and Pope looking at each other.
"Did he seriously just make us accomplices in him macking Y/n?" Ki said as Pop sighed and dropped back onto the ground shaking his head, Ki joining him with a grimace seeing JJ pull Y/n into his lap. Pope announcing he was taking Ki home, which JJ gave them a quick thumbs up as he pulled Y/n back to him when she tried to get up and say goodbye, her laughter echoing as he ran his hands through her hair and held onto her head. Looking into her eyes with a grin, her lips red from his kisses and he wanted so badly to mark up her neck for everyone to see.
"Don't go on that date tomorrow." JJ whispered, one of his hands moving to her waist so he could drag her closer, grinding her lightly against him as she bit her lip.
"Is someone jealous?" Y/n teased, running her hands along his arms until they looped around his neck, tilting her head with a mischievous grin. JJ grinning as he moved and placed a kiss on her neck, lightly biting leaving a small red mark which would clear by the morning.
"Maybe, you could always go on a date with me instead, show off those bras." Y/n giggled, her head tilting to the side as JJ rocked her against him, kissing along her neck until he lightly bit down making her moan, nails digging into his arms.
"JJ, he'll see them and then you'll get beat up." JJ shook his head against her neck, kissing back up to her lips as he claimed them once more, his grip on her waist and head tightening as he turned them over, laying ontop of her. His hand moving from her waist to her upper thigh, pulling her legs upwards around his waist, continuing to kiss her neck and chest, dragging off her top so he could gain more access. Y/n whining as he ground into her, her mind focused on him as he supported himself on one arm and began palming at her chest. Her bikini shifting with each grab until he could leave a dark hickey just above her nipple, hidden by the bikini when he pulled it back into place with a smirk, her lip stuck between her teeth as she tried to hide her moans.
"JJ, that's not fair." Y/n tried to sound serious but her words were breathless as he ran his thumb over her nipple, staring at her face as he did.
"You said he'll see, i'm pretty sure i'll be the only one able to see those. Now be a good girl and try to stay quiet for me." Y/n nodding as he kissed down her body, looking up at her every now and then as she had a hand over her mouth to stop the whimpers. His hands ghosting over her bikini bottoms before grasping her thighs, pushing them further apart as his teeth grazed along her hip, pinging the string of her bikini making her gasp and her legs try to close. Pushed back apart with a small tut, a bite to her hip making her moan into her hand, hips bucking against him and back arching as his hands ran up and down her inner thigh slowly getting closer to her bikini.
"JJ please." Y/n whispered, looking down at him as he placed a kiss to her pussy over the bikini, licking a stripe over the fabric to tease her as she dropped her head, one hand over her mouth and the other finding his hair. JJ untying the sides as he kissed her hips, pulling the bikini away from her body as he sucked a dark hickey where her thigh met her hips which would just be coveted by her bikini. Y/n's nails scraping along his skull as she wiggled her hips, his hand coming to hold her down as he grinned against her thigh, lightly biting as he moved and licked a stripe along her soaked folds making her moan against her hand. Looking up at her as her chest moved up and down with each breath, his tongue finding her clit as he watched her, entranced as he flicked his tongue, her back arching and pushing her hips into his hand.
"Gonna look so pretty all fucked out from my tongue." JJ spoke before flicking his tongue again, quicker this time as Y/n whined into her hand trying not to moan as he moved his hand along her thigh to run through her folds, his eyes dropped to his fingers mesmerised as he pushed the tip of two of his fingers in and out of her, barely enough for her to feel but enough for her to want more. Y/n trying to grind against his fingers as she tugged on his hair, JJ looking up as she gave him pleading eyes, a grin taking over his face as he moved his hand from her waist to grab at her chest then pushed her back. Sitting up over her body as he pushed his fingers into her, pulling her hand from her mouth as he kissed her swallowing the loud moan she let out as he set the pace pulling back to watch her before dropping back to his knees between her legs. His hand moving as his tongue met her clit, her hand clamping back over her mouth as she let out a sob at the pleasure, his tongue flicking back and forth in time with his fingers as he held her down, her legs trying to close around his head as she felt the pressure build up. Her other hand in his hair tugging him closer as she felt tears in her eyes, his hand holding her down in a bruising hold as she tried to move away. His lips encompassing her clit as he sucked, her head hitting the ground hard as she arched her back and moaned his name, cursing against her hand as she tried to push his head away, legs shaking.
"You can do it baby, soak my fingers and tongue. Give it to me." JJ said, moaning as he kept going, feeling her clench around his fingers and body squirming against his tongue as he thrust harder into her, curling his fingers as she moaned loudly and gripped his hair. Smirking against her clit as he knew he'd found the perfect spot, continuing as he sucked on her clit until Y/n let out a choked sob and came. Her whole body squirming as she tugged on his hair, her thighs tightening as he pressed into her slowing his fingers but flicking his tongue back and forth until she whimpered.
"Can't, can't, please JJ." JJ finally pulled away, licking his fingers as he looked down at her, kissing her once and dropping back as he licked a stripe along her cum soaked pussy, Y/n whining his name as she tried to push him away too overstimulated to be touched. JJ laughing as he sat up, her arms coming around his neck as she pulled him into a kiss, tasting herself on his tongue making her moan. Y/n reaching for him shorts before his hands grabbed them, JJ shaking his head.
"Not today, i think i'll bust before you even touch me if we do that today. You looked so hot i almost came in my shorts just now." Y/n's eyes widened as she nodded, licking her lips, JJ grinning before kissing her again. Pulling back and grabbing her bikini, helping her into it as he looked over his work, hickeys just hidden but little finger bruises starting to appear on her thighs and hips which he didn't care about. They surfed everyday, bruises wouldn't spark any interest, helping Y/n to stand as she stumbled feeling her cum soak her bikini as she looked at JJ.
"Good job staying quiet." Y/n gave him a grin, hitting his chest before he helped her inside, wanting to throw her over his shoulder but he didn't think he'd be able to stop himself from pushing her bikini to the side and finger fucking her whilst she held onto his back unable to stop him. The two climbed into her bed, JJ pulling her into his chest and kissing her head, her arms wrapped tightly around him.
"Thank you." Y/n mumbled as she drifted off to sleep, JJ smiling as he closed his eyes.
#jj maybank x reader#Jj maybank x reader smut#Jj may bank smut#jj maybank x reader smut#JJ maybank x reader#jj maybank#outter banks jj
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♡ “Make Me Feel Heaven Tonight.” ♡
❥ Synopsis: After getting married, the couple find themselves in the bedroom unable to take their hands off of each other.
A/N: So... I became really horny and ended up writing out a rough draft (or at least what started as a rough draft) of Idia and Fawn (my oc) in their honeymoon after getting married.
⚠️ Minors DNI, will block on sight. ⚠️
“Idia...”
The poor guy couldn’t even look at her in the eye, or see how she gave his balls a little massage beforehand, or how her breasts felt around his hard cock... He could only cover his face while his hair went entirely pink, putting the lighting in the room into a somewhat soft hue. As she moved her breasts on his rod, he felt something warm and wet on his tip. When he managed to look around, he noticed that she was licking the head of his cock while it was between her breasts. He wanted to reach out and touch them so badly. He wanted to feel them, he wanted to--
“...Hehehe... Someone is eager~”
He didn’t realize it before, but it seemed like he was subconsciously thrusting up too.
“Y-y-y-you’re enjoying yourself... Aren’t you..?!”
“What can I say~?”
She gave a kiss on his tip.
“Your reactions are cute~”
He bit his lip while slowly removing his hands from his face. When he looked at her eye to eye, she smiled at him.
“Come on, Idy~ We both know it’s not a good thing to hold back~”
Her usual smug grin held a mischievous aura this time with a hint of lust. While she looked at him, she let out a small laugh.
“Would you like me to use my mouth inste--”
“aaAAAH!!”
Without letting her finish, he ended up shooting his load right onto her face and breasts...
After he caught his breath, he noticed that she was sitting right next to him with the same grin again. She was almost naked compared to him, only having her panties on her while he was butt naked. She shifted her hips and brought a hand on his cheek.
“Did it feel good..?”
Her question brought him back to reality. He was doing this... getting intimate with his wife... His hair immediately went pink again and he covered his face. He felt her caress his cheek.
“...Yeah...”
“Can we do more..?”
“Huh?!”
“Listen, I’m just doing the tamest things I saw in those hentai or mangas and.. I’m aware that not everything can be comfortable for some people... And I’m doing these to you, because... Well.. I love you...”
Heat pooled up on his face as well as other parts of him and he just sat there, looking at her with wide eyes while processing what she just said.
“I still don’t get why you even love me sometimes...”
“Well, no handsome men has called me their player two... Nobody but you...”
A small smile appeared on his lips while he sat up straight.
“I’m only showing you how much I love you... Your body and soul... Would you like me to continue though?”
He gulped while his joy turned to shock.
“I know I’m demanding a lot of things, but--”
He slammed his lips on hers while touching her soft chest and tugging on her nipples.
“Idia..~”
“Fawn...”
The way he pushed himself on Fawn, however, caused her to fall back and now she was the one laying down on the bed. It wasn’t before long that he went on top of her and kissed her while palming her breasts. He pinched her nipples, squeezed them, kneaded them and even broke off the kiss the suck on one while teasing the other.
“If you keep this up, I-I might just lose it...”
He heard her whisper. He secretly wanted it, but not yet... One of his hands went down to her clothed pussy while the other was pinching her nipple and his mouth was on her other breast.
“Idiaaa..!”
...He might be wanting her to lose control now though...
“Ahh... Fuck... If you keep this up, I might just.. ahh! C-cum too...”
He smirked.
“What’s holding you back~?”
“This.”
With that, she grabbed his dick that poking her thigh and started jerking him off, causing him to bite her nipple by accident.
“Argh..! I-Idy~!”
He kept rubbing her clit while her eyes were shut and she was panting loudly while biting her lip.
“Idia..! S-stop-- Fuck! ...I-I’m so.. close..!”
He sucked on her nipple harder while she closed her thighs together while he pinched her clit. As a result, she buried her head on her arms and tried to hold her moans back, but she ultimately failed, causing her to let out a loud moan. He slowly lifted her panties off and touched her wet cunt.
“Look at you, begging me to stop... Your cunt wants me in pretty badly though, fuheehee~!”
“Sh-shut up..!”
“Make me~”
He plunged two of his long fingers inside her, causing her to let out a loud whine as she covered her mouth.
“...I... Idy..!”
Wet and loud sounds were soon all over the room while he kept up a fast but steady rhythm. He glanced at her face for a moment while being jerked off and felt her going in same rhythm as him. Fawn’s legs started to tremble while she clung onto him with one hand while the other was jerking his cock off.
“You... close..?”
He nodded, because he was indeed close to cumming. His cock was also twitching in response, an obvious sign that he was close. And soon, they both did...
“Ahh! Idia! I-Idia! Idiaaaaa~~♡!"
“Mmh.. fuck..!”
...
And he collapsed next to her as they both panted with Idia’s cum having hit on her stomach. After they both caught their breath, Fawn went on top of him without missing a beat.
“Now we came to the best part, sweet cheeks..~”
And without letting him say anything, she practically slid to his still hard-on inside her...
.
.
.
.
“Haah~!! Idia..!”
[PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP]
“Nngh! Mmph! Mm-- Ahh!”
He smirked at her while ramming his cock in her puffy cunt, causing more of their fluids to leak more onto their bedsheets. He held her chin and kissed her while hugging her waist from behind. Fawn, on the other hand, had become a babbling mess a few rounds ago. He wanted to rest, but the amount of horniness he has wasn’t letting him end this. He’s been wanting to do this more than anything, so... There he was, stuffing her like a turkey with his cum after they were finally married. His cute wifey...
———
As the morning sun rose, they were both cuddling and in each other’s embrace. Although they looked like a total mess with all the hickeys and marks, they were still happy that they had each other. To a new future and what’s to come...
#twisted wonderland smut#twst smut#twst oc smut#idia shroud smut#idia shroud thirst#🪷: deadly mermaid#idia shroud x oc
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This single panel makes me want to commit grievous acts of bodily harm upon my physical vessel because argh!! Argh!! Castoria's life sucked!! It sucked hard fucking balls!! She went into the nameless forest fully expecting to die from forgetting her own purpose because it was the only way out she could think of!! She doesn't have any summer memories!! And yet. And YET. After being forced to review her entire life from an outsider's perspective. Her conclusion is that yeah. That was a good story. I don't know if she believed it to be a good life overall, but- there were things worth living for in it. In spite of everything. There were things worth living for.
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