#aren't you tired of being nice? don't you just wanna go apeshit??
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saw some bullshit today so i dared myself to list every male-male non-romantic relationship (that i know of) in league
disclaimer i have not read all of runeterra lore so half of this is osmosis
Braum - Yasuo (RK rest point convos)
Braum - Pyke (RK, "you could never be on the list")
Darius - Draven (they're brothers)
J4 - Xin Zhao
J4 - Garen (shared a couple scenes in Lux comic + most of their screentime in Mageseeker was the two of them sulking about their loved ones being magic)
Master Yi - Wukong
Braum - Maokai (RK, maokai gives braum a cure for his people)
Nasus - Renekton (they're brothers pt 2)
Rengar - Graves (graves keeps referring to rengar as "my buddy rango")
Thresh - Viego (thresh 'helped' viego revive his wife, and also it's impossible to ship viego with anyone because he will not stop simping over said wife)
Vladimir - Viego (i'm pretty sure they're related?)
Warwick - Singed (listen i love monsterfucker singed as much as the next fella but in terms of canon singed remorselessly ruined ww's life lmfao)
Yone - Yasuo (they're brothers pt 3)
Xerath - Azir (although i personally think there's estranged mlm potential there so ymmv)
Heimerdinger - Ziggs (jinx comic + hextech mayhem, they've worked together)
Singed - Heimerdinger (Arcane, "love and legacy are the sacrifices we make for progress, it's why i parted ways with heimerdinger")
Nasus - Azir (i'm like 80% sure they're on speaking terms)
Shen - Zed (so i've heard, but i've also heard they could be read as exes so ymmv)
eighteen. now. actual 1000% confirmed mlm ships
Twisted Fate - Graves (you literally just need to read everything on their respective universe pages, even before Bombolini they were canon as fuck)
ships that COULD be
Udyr - Lee Sin (udyr voice lines)
Viktor - Jayce (bios + parallel short stories + Arcane)
Ekko - Ezreal (pulsefire short story)
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now isn't that interesting.
#aren't you tired of being nice? don't you just wanna go apeshit??#league of legends#heterosexuals stop being so fragile challenge (impossible)#i only put singerdinger in the non-romantic list bec i know my biases but in my heart theyre in the last list together w vikjayce#guys watch this (homosexuals your mains out of spite)#this is a sylas situation. if yall hadnt made such a bad environment for gays the gays wouldnt be gaying everything so much#(as if the gays werent just asking for a basic decent share in the first place)#god i hate when straight people give their opinions on gay things dont you love when they decide they have authority over everything#arcane#ruined king#sentinels of light#pulsefire#as an aside i think it's super disingenuous when people say 'i think this about straight romance too' because#if you did then you can take that angle instead???#like do you know what it looks like when you start expressing your distaste w the gay romance first??#homophobic. it makes you look homophobic. fuck off
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John vs Yellow :)))
#he's saying something like#aren't you tired of being nice#don't you just wanna go apeshit?#art#my art#malevolent#malevolent podcast#john doe#john malevolent#yellow malevolent
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I'm writing it. I'm writing the scene. THE scene. The scene I have been waiting for for so, so long...
It is time. :)
#me @ Syfyn: aren't you tired of being nice? don't you just wanna go apeshit?#(you can pry my outdated old memes from my cold dead hands)#anyways don't mind me just going off to write! <3#pheo talks
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#YEEE#the bad guys and the character arc from#''aren't you tired of being nice don't you just wanna go apeshit''#to ''aren't you tired of going apeshit don't you just wanna be nice''#ms. tarantula#diane foxington#secret santa#my art#tbg#dreamworks#the bad guys#dreamworks the bad guys
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I do in fact hope that Chetney takes out that dispel magic function because Wildmother I crave violence Ludinus Da'leth getting eaten by a motherfucking blue dragon
#*me banging my fists into the table* SHAPECHANGE SHAPECHANGE SHAPECHANGE SHAPECHANGE#critical role#cr spoilers#caleb widogast#GET TO USE THOSE TAGS TOGETHER AND IT FEELS SO GOOOOOD#ludinus da'leth#aren't you guys tired of being nice. didn't you make your point with Trent. don't you just wanna go apeshit.#(sorry that's polymorph but CALEB MY DEAR BELOVED THE POINT STILL STANDS CHOMP CHOMP THAT MOTHERFUCKER)#your bf would probably get to visit way more often if the last loose thread in the empire for him was ripped in half just saying
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One day i need Bolin to fucking snap.
#me to bolin: aren't you tired of being nice? don't you just wanna go apeshit?#look boy is filled with delusions and that are slowly dying all around him and yet he forces a smile#fucking go ballistic son you deserve it#bolin#legend of korra#tlok#the legend of korra#avatar#avatar the legend of korra#atlok#[also a potential 'villain arc' would be spectacular]
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٠ ˚ ※ ๋࣭ ᯓ⚝ ⋆ .˚✰Hell ofa Ride٠ ˚ ※ ๋࣭ ᯓ⚝ ⋆ .˚✰
✰⋆⁺ warnings: crack(!) I'm mean full on (!) moxxie's pov(!) cussing(!) like some real vulgar things(!) singing(!) reader is aro/ace coded if u squint(!) Moxie being a theater kid(!) guns(!) blood(!) y/n is being used (😱)(!) gore(!) I probably gotta go to church after this-(!)
✰⋆⁺Maybe I just want to loose my mind, or possibly vent. Arentcha tired of bein nice? dontcha just wanna go apeshit?
✰⋆⁺ You may have been afraid before, but you aren't anymore. LETS FUCK SHIT UP!!! I wonder what caused you to snap? Better yet, how do we put you back together? hell if I know 🤷🏾♀️.
On the news Katie Killjoy announced:
"Welcome back to the news!!"
"Yes- and here we are! My name is-" Tom suddenly got pushed out of his seat.
"No one gives a shit you pussyfart!!" Katie lashed out, with her arm stretched out to Tom's direction.
"On this cockblocked day we have the weakest shit you can find! Nothing more than a shooting at Straight Pride Square!!" (I wonder who the hell named that) "Take a look!" she said, as the camera zoomed in on reader and Blitzø shooting up a candy store, stealing a many treats as they could.
The camera zoomed even more on (Y/N)'s face to show how hard they were laughing. The TV turned off.
"Oh dear! What's going on with them? They're usually so kept together- and, you know, peaceful! dare I say shy!" Millie had walked in the room, bringing a cup to her lips as her brows furrowed in concern.
"Id blame the boss" Moxxie says, "I'll be back honey" He sighed as he stood up and walked to the door.
"Love you Mox! Don't die ❤️" Millie cheered!
"actually do it fatty" Loona demanded.
And he was off! into Imp city he goes! Adventurous as he was, Moxxie did have to admit he was feeling some fear,
'but not onto the brink of cowardice!', Moxxie recited in his head. His finger erected (hehe) into the air as he thought to himself,
"I gotta keep moving!" The thought of finding his shy friend filled him with determination. Moxxie marched on forward, head up and feet dodging and sidestepping nasty liquids!
The walk was getting a bit boring- so why not sing a little improv?
I save dick by giving it cpr~
let's watch-
HOLY SHIT! A car zoomed past him at Max speed! phew! that was close...-!
*POW POW POW*
Dear Satan? is that-!?
*more gun sounds*
Unholy cow, it is!!!
"(Y/N)???!?!"
The demon was on a shooting spree, gunning left and right everywhere they could.
"Oh, hey Pussy 😁👋" They replied back, swinging the machine gun around. Moxxie brought his hands up immediately.
"T-thats n-not my-" *GUH GUH GUH GUH (please pretend these are gunshots) * "-name.." The imp cowered out.
"Don't give a fuck🙄. Anyways- look at what Blitzø taught me 🤪" (Y/N) said as they brought the bazooka to the sky, spinning in a circle as she kills off atleast 30 flying creatures.
"um- (Y/N)? w-we should probablygobacktotheofficebeforesomethingbad-"
*BOW BOW BOW*
The new gun they had sent powerful sounds, as well as blows, to anyone in a mile radius. Their hair flew back as the impact from the gun expelled as much air as the reader pleased.
"Uhhhh- yea, imma go-"
"OH NO YOU DOING YOU MAN WHORE! COME AND GET SOME ACTION!!!" Blitzø suddenly arrived, throwing a few shotguns at the poor man. *BANG BANG BANG*
"YEA 🤩 GET IN ON THIS ACTION 😝😝(PAUSE)" The reader added on, getting a double homicide as a couple died by their will.
"yo ass fat gurl! lemme get a piece" someone in the background, who definitely doesn't matter, slid unattractively. Man, where did he come from?.
It didn't really matter, they were gonna die anyway. You then mumbled to yourself in irritation, noticing you missed a shot to that cannibalistic grandma you hate.
"Damn hag...Also- to whoever said that, your mom's a hoe 😌" They said, instantly piercing a bullet into the exact person who said that. His body fell from a roof with a splat, with some of the blood landing on Mox's face.
so that's where he was hiding. huh.
"YEAH, THATS THE SPIRIT (Y/N)!!!" Blitzo yelled as he strategically headshot 10 people in a row. He threw a few more bags of ammo at you, to which you caught, as he cackled and crankled at the chaos surrounding this part of the city.
"so, why are we killing people? I mean- we weren't payed for it, so-" *POW* Moxie just barely missed the opportunity to duck as a thick bullet slightly grazed his striped horns.
"SAY SOMETHING ELSE MOX POX 😡😡I DARE YOU 🥸🫵 SAY ANOTHER WORD AND YOU GONNA SEE A NEW LIGHT, AND YO WIFE IS GONNA SEE A NEW SPOUSE 😏😼😼" You shouted, pointing your weapon at him and thrusting your hips at the air.
"But I thought you were-!?" A gun from the background aggressively clicks. "I- ok..." Moxie fearfully replied, getting the dirty work done before he lost the love of his life as well as his own.
bullets pierced the air, as well as bodies, into the red sky, and onto the deep red ground. no one was safe from the reader's wrath. which is ironic because they're in the pride ring.
A few hours later, the 2 imps and the demon finally started their treck on home. that is if you can count shaking in a petrified way while being carried by your boss as walking.
Moxie started to theorize on why you had such a change in behavior, especially one like this! Did you have stinkmeaner's essence within you? were you perhaps a relative of the hateful spirit??? Have you unlocked something truly destructive to this hell???
And somehow you figured out how to speak with emojis? What the hell!!? That's a theory for another day.
Because that's just a theory. He couldn't prove anything even if he wanted to- Heck, Lucifer himself wouldn't even believe his words!
Man, it was a helluva ride. A ride Moxie never wanted to go on again.
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#yagurlchip❤️#yagurl writes#aro/ace reader#crack#reader insert#moxxie#blitzo#helluva boss#hellaverse#not really an x reader#wanna experiment a lil#very much crack#aren't you tired of being nice?#don't you just want to go apeshit#*cries in reader has minecraft creative mode*
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i’ve accepted that i’ll never finish these so here, have some ittosara doodles with sara as a bird monster. accompanied by a monsterfucking fic here:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45926167
#genshin impact#barely#ittosara#arataki itto#kujou sara#aren't you tired of being nice? don't you just wanna go apeshit as a giant bird monster with 8 limbs?#doodle
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anyways. back to rewatching true blood
#sookie my beloved aren't you tired of being nice all the time???? don't you just wanna go apeshit?#true blood
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I just want Basil to lose his shit
#OMORI#basil#sunny#aubrey#something#older basil#aren't you tired of being nice?#don't you just wanna go apeshit
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Fumu finds something mysterious in the castle basement...
Shadow Fumu would probably be a being of pure rage and actually as bossy and some people act like normal Fumu can be lol
#kirby#fumu#dimension mirror#ivy arts#aren't you tired of being nice#don't you just wanna go apeshit#i subscribe to the game version of mirror selves#where it's a manifestation of your worst self#rather than an opposite#she'd either get along great with Shadow Dedede or they'd be even WORSE enemies
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Elder on Elder violence is when Gromph chooses to one day establish dominance against fellow Archwizard Elminister Aumar when he finally gets bored in the Tower with his new body
#| $ ▐ ooc‚#imagine having the strongest old man wizard crawl out of the depths of hell (menzo) just to 1v1 against the strongest on land#they'd probably be besties afterwards#he'd teach him his secret to youth if he asked#would NOT care for Mystra and would NOT understand why they fell in love with her#gromph @ anyone under Mystra's brainwashing: don't you wanna go apeshit? aren't you tired of being nice? don't you wanna punch your god??
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I want Rose to have everything she deserves. That means a loving family, including people who support her because she shouldn’t have to carry all the weight of being thrust into a parenting role. I want her uncle to take her under her wing, I want her to get to explore the Library of Dreams. I want her and Jed to be safe and happy beyond their wildest dreams.
BUT I also want to see her get to cry and scream and let go. I want to see her get to be angry about all the stuff that’s happened to her, everything she’s lost. With the sheer amount of pressure she’s been under her whole life, trying to fight to get her family back together, trying to track down her brother and now having to help raise him and help him heal from an unreal amount of trauma - she should be able to get pissed and upset and cry about having to carry all this. Rose finding out just how severely she and her family have been fucked over by people more powerful than her, and losing her everloving mind about it, wanting to burn everything down - you feel me?
I want both. I want her to be happy, I want to see her heal, but I also want to see more of her getting to be sad and righteously pissed at everything she’s been put through that she never asked for. Honestly, ideally there’d be a little of both. You get me?
#rose walker#sandman#the sandman#ok to reblog#something something 'aren't you tired of being nice? don't you just wanna go apeshit'#but also i want life to be soft for her
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Arthur's inner monolog 90% of the time is just "aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just wanna go apeshit?" except he hasn't been nice since 1066 and has been in a semi-permanent state of Apeshit Mode since 1337.
#edward iii: aren't you tired of being nice? don't you just wanna go apeshit?#arthur: son of a bitch you're right#[cue Hundred Years' War]
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I’ve been kicked back on my bullshit for a moment, so let me have this...
I do largely prefer when Le Bret is cast as a little older than Cyrano and has sort of a “protective/exasperated big brother and loose cannon little brother” dynamic with him. But I also appreciate a Le Bret who’s around the same age as Cyrano and gives off the impression that, under the right circumstances, he is not immune to the same kind of nonsense and probably would at least threaten to skewer a hundred men if they messed with someone he liked. There’s a reason he’s so well-regarded among the cadets, after all, and he is best friends with a guy for whom restraint is not a strong suit.
(Bonus points if he can’t help being a little bit in love with the bastard himself, so when Cyrano goes on about how unlovable he thinks he is, Le Bret’s appeal to his wit and courage has a tinge of “Have you seen you??”)
#Me @ Le Bret sometimes: 'Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just wanna go apeshit?' XD#cyrano de bergerac#le bret#the schemer speaks
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