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🎃 ROTTMNT Halloween Headcanons 🎃
Horror Movies
Summary: The Hamato siblings & horror movies
Headcanons for: Raph, Donnie, Leo, Mikey, & April
Halloween Headcanons - Haunted House Edition
Halloween Headcanons - Haunted House (x Reader ver.)
i added a few horror movie references here and there (betcha can't name 'em all!)
Raph:
Favorite genre: Zombie horror
Least favorite genre: Gore/Torture
isn't too fond of horror movies; would rather watch action movies
he's convinced that 'based on a true story' movies are 100% real
easily jumpscared but tries to laugh it off every time
leo will tease him about his fear stink tho
believes twilight technically counts as horror
"it's a movie about vampires and high school! how'zat not scary?"
might watch horror movies alone if he's surrounded by plushies and his blanket
won't sleep all night tho
leaves the light on after a horror marathon "just in case"
Donnie:
Favorite genre: Psychological when done right; Time-loop horror
Least favorite genre: Found footage
isn't too bothered by horror movies
but plot holes will frustrate him to no end
and he WILL make his brothers listen to him rant about it afterwards
"SCOFF! he was OBVIOUSLY a ghost, literally no one else noticed him or talked to him!"
prefers j-horror (subbed even tho he understands japanese)
he doesn't have a favorite movie but he does like the japanese film 'horrors of malformed men' (江戸川乱歩全集恐怖奇形人間)
considers found footage horror movies inferior and 'lazy'
spends most of the movie criticizing the characters and making fun of the villain
was terrified of pennywise as a kid (dvd rental mix-up that went unnoticed by papa splinter)
for the longest time, he thought pennywise lived in their sewers
Leo:
Favorite genre: Slasher movies; Parody horror
Least favorite genre: Classic
he loves horror movies and binges them for halloween
joins in on donnie's commentary, which mildly annoys mikey and raph
most of leo's commentary is just making fun of his brothers
"oh hey, don bon! i had no idea you were on tv... congrats on the blob monster role~!"
finds silent horror movies to be incredibly booooring
enjoys campy 80s horror (evil dead 2, gremlins, creepshow, ect)
unironically considers killer klowns from outer space a masterpiece
is banned from picking movies bc of this
might get spooked from time to time
not that he'll admit it
nothing can shake this ninja warrior, nuh uh no way
Mikey:
Favorite genre: Paranormal/Ghost movies
Least favorite genre: Psychological
considers himself a "horror expert" and owns all the classics
likes to play "who would survive this plot" with his brothers during the movie
according to him, leo's usually the most likely to die first
has a plan for every possible zombie apocalypse scenario (that he totally didn't get from a bunch of zombie movies)
"i'm not saying that he *should*, but donnie could totally build a giant prison maze for ghosts. it'll be just like the movie!"
will occasionally watch scary movies alone in the dark
overestimates his fearlessness every time-
loves a good ghost movie but he's a bit of a scaredy cat
might need a few cutesy romance movies afterwards to feel better
April:
Favorite genre: Found footage
Least favorite genre: Slasher/Killer horror
loves a good horror movie binge and will jump on any chance to watch them with her brothers
always ready with halloween themed snacks and candies
is also a self-proclaimed "horror expert"
she knows a lot more than mikey tho
can tell you about the directors, the history of horror movies, and the stories the movies are based on with complete detail
"movie night at my place? i've got just the thing to scare y'all out of your shells~"
rec is probably one of her top 5 favorite movies
likes the idea of creating her own found footage horror movie
mikey, leo, and splinter are all on board to be in her movie
donnie and raph? not so much
#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#tmnt#donatello#leonardo#michelangelo#raphael#april o'neil#rise donnie#rise leo#rise mikey#rise raph#rise april#tmnt headcanons#rottmnt headcanons#headcanons#toady writes
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Route-specific characters & NPC survival chart
Church of Seiros
Rhea -> Lives only if you marry her; Guaranteed survival in Azure Moon. While the last we see of her in Verdant Wind she’s “in critical condition” it’s implied that she died, Catherine certainly gets the “travelled the world” ending not the “became Rhea’s bodyguard” one. Obviously gets axed (literally) in CF.
Otherwise there isn’t anything exclusive to Silver Snow; Flayn and Seteth can survive all routes 6 can still be married in Azure Moon and verdant Wind; Granted, it’s hard to avoid offing Catherine in Crimson Flower as she comes straight for you on the map where she’s encountered but I hear it has been done; Catherine, too, can get the exact same ending (which I’d consiver her best one) in Verdant Wind. If you just want Rhea to live, her survival is guaranteed on Azure Moon.
Leicester Alliance
Claude - Can survive everything except SS and even there it’s left ambiguous if he truly died. Ignatz, if recruited, will speculate that he could’ve escaped while Lysithea reasons that even if he lived he must’ve been grievously wounded. SS aside tho he can even be considered to have won & gotten his will in AM and CF, as the Alliance sees very few casualties & the new ruler is amenable to peace with Almyra. That’s unless you choose to off him but why would you do that you meanie? I suppose someone on their very first playthrough might if they don’t know what his deal is the NPC dialogue goes out of his wayto make him sound suspicious.
Hilda - Can obviously survive the routes she’s recruitable in & has some chance of kicking the bucket in Crimson Flower, though she’s far out in the map & not too hard to avoid. If not recruited, she can technically die in AM but is easy to save. Unclear what happens in Silver Snow if she isn’t recruited; It’s possible that she died defending Claude against his explicit orders like her possible deaths in CF and AM, or that she ran off she like shoes in the AM version of the battle.
Judith - The one non-avoidable Alliance casualty on CF; She didn’t follow Claude’s retreat orders and Edelgard, judging from the post batte dialogue, was looking to take her out the enemy commander so the underlings & soldiers would surrender. Obvsly lives on Verdant Wind; Can technically die on Azure Moon but is pretty easy to save. Unclear what happens on Silver Snow, she isn’t seen again post gronder & we’re told that the Alliance “lost many leaders”, but she isn’t mentioned by name so you’re free to imagine that she’s chilling on a tropical Island with Claude.
Balthus’ Half-Brother - took part in the battle at Gronder in Silver Snow & appears to have died; at least Balthus hasn’t heard anything from him. He is explicitly mentioned to be just fine in Crimson flower. I’d assume he lived in Verdant Wind and Azure Moon (Balthus expresses some worry for his relatives beforehand, but his post-Gronder dialogue in Azure Moon instead involves having a friendly brawl with Dimitri)
Acheron - truly has an amazing talent for always picking the losing side
Kingdom of Faerghus
Gilbert - Lives in AM, dies onscreen in CF, mentioned to be dead in Silver Snow; Does not die in Verdant Wind but she last we hear of him is that he picked up Dimitri’s Body & disappeared into the distance, so he probably spent the rest of his life being a Hermit or something
Rodrigue - Dies oscreen in AM and CF, mentioned as being dead in Silver Snow, unclear what happens in Verdant Wind, though Felix mentions not having heard any news from him in ages before they ever get to Gronder; Sure he could’ve been cutting off communications to make sure that the news of Dimitri’s survival wouldn’t leak. Even so I see little reason to suppose that he didn’t die at Gronder like his SS counterpart, but it’s not explicitly stated.
Dimitri - dies in everything but CF; Bonus points for dying in 3 entirely different ways
Dedue - Can actually die in everything. Certain casualty in CF; Can die in AM if you don’t do his paralogue but why wouldn’t you it’s the one chance you get to resolve an ugly political clusterfuck semi-peacefully. If he survives the palace brawl in VW or SS, we’re told he was never seen again & presumed to have gone back to Duscur. We’re told by Ashe that he made sure to descrate or at least burn Edelgard’s remains first; But hey, at least this meant TWSITD couldn’t turn her into a zombie like they did with Nemesis....
House Rowe - Gwendal dies in all 4 timelines, his employers get pulverized by the javelin of lights in CF
Rufus - is murdered in AM so Dimitri can be framed for his murder. Presumably killed by Cornelia’s coup in VW and SS since we’re told she killed all the remaining Blaiddyds. Not dead in Crimson Flower, hence Dimitri’s comment that the Blaiddyd bloodline will continue even if he dies
Adrestian Empire
Hubert, Edelgard and Jeritza - Certain death in everything but CF, but they’d prolly think it was still worth it
Randolph & Ladislava - Always die; I suppose it’s meant to make the weight of the conflict felt.
Fleche - Dies in AM; Lives in CF. Doesn’t appear at all in VW and SS so who knows, though since Randolph still dies I presume she’d still get involved in the war effort after his demise. Since the empire loses she might’ve died anyways, but perhaps they just made her clean uniforms & stuff and she survived.
Caspar’s father - Dies in SS and VW, lives in CF. We’re not told what happens in AM, but he was holding down Faerghus when he died which he obvsly couldn’t have been doing in AM, so he probably lived.
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Review Response, June 28 - July 4, 2020
Another week!
Destiny #020
1) You say “imagine how happy they’d be!” But knowing you I’m pretty sure that’s not that direction you’re going in T_T
Anyways, a stray thought came across my mind while reading this chapter. I’m around these some of these kids age right? With some definitely younger than me yet, if I were in their position, I would most likely have died on the first day... They’re truly the best of their world, huh? Imagine being that powerful. Beyond even their experiences, because even when they all first started their journey they were surely inexperienced and still faced many hardships without losing hope (or dying lmao). But they are after all, protagonists, and people don’t write stories about others who can’t survive something dangerous in the first place.
One of these dangerous things being sacrifices! I swear to god, no one can every say chivalry is dead with these people. Constantly making sacrifices. I don’t consider myself all that selfish, but all they’re selflessness makes me think otherwise. What with Diamond putting himself in harm’s way for Platinum (although him, I can understand, he does love her and it *is* sort of his duty?) and Blue sacrificing her somewhat artificial happiness in the last chapter, and just so much more. Let me tell you, if I had seen zombies, I would have said fuck this and high tailed my way outta there. You’re on your own lady, I’m not turning into a cannibal by eating brains even when there’s legendaries band in order to escape someone would need to hold them back. Although what could one person do anyhow. The odds are just too high against them.
Going back to stray thoughts, when you mentioned the ice shard near the end of the chapter the only thing that came across my mind was, “that fucking weavile again”. And lo behold! That fucking weavile again. For a guy having over 200 Pokémon with many different kinds of attacks, he sure does love using that one ice shard attack to ambush people. (Might I dare say that he’s... a simpleton at heart?!). Peter can go suck it tbh.
Well, I think that’s common in most anime/manga, right? The protagonists tend to survive things that they have no chance in surviving. And because of that, I try to ignore some of the realistic damages that would be done to them. If I try to keep things too realistic, everyone would die very quickly. Hehe.
Haha. Everyone for themselves in a zombie attack? Well, maybe if you had someone you’re devoted to, that might change. I think I would do what Diamond did, personally.
Ah, yes. The freaking Weavile. The Mega Hunter is based on a real life friend who may or may not still be in Pokemon Special Discord, so the Pokemon he uses in Destiny are pretty much what he has in his game files, using combos that he uses in the games. Like that Eruption all-in. Motherf*cking Eruption all-in... Anyways. The Weavile is his anti-sweep guy. It’s his contingency Pokemon in case his opponent used Dragon Dance or Quiver Dance one too many times and is in danger of sweeping the entire team. Fake Out for free damage. Then Ice Punch or Knock Off on the turn it takes a hit and survives with Focus Sash, and if that’s not enough, Ice Shard afterwards. And usually the Ice Shard does enough, especially if the boosted Pokemon is not resistant to Ice. And because of that, if he’s not using a dedicated all-in team, the Weavile is ALWAYS THERE. So... freaking Weavile, indeed.
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Destiny #021
1) I mean, damn. I can hardly blame her for her decision, it’s actually a little genius. Betraying trust for either side would be awful for Blue (even though Peter was *technically* the one to kill Silver, but FINE Blue whatever) and so... why not just give up the chance of both? Until she comes to the realization that stepping out would actually be betraying both sides, which would probably make her feel worse. I wonder what it will be that makes Blue join the Dexholder’s side? It’s gotta be in just a little while. I can’t see her changing her mind too quickly, but at at least in the next 15 chapters, I think? That’s a large gap. And maybe it’ll be Green who finds her and finally manages to convince her to fight. Well, we’ll just have to see.
But regarding Silver... I had no idea he would die. It makes a bit of sense now, since he did not have a lot of screen time (? Fic time? Or maybe just focus..). And this actually kind of surprises me because I would have imagined that you’d take the opportunity to hit it where it hurts (no judgement it’s a writer thing to do), which then makes me realize you probably will... but who? My bets are on Diamond. That would hurt admittedly. And you said three deaths, right? Then either Black or White (not just because they’re from a different generation, but because one of them would die right after finding each other again). But then I also remember you seeing “no more than”, so it might just be two.
No joke tho, when Platinum stepped into the graveyard I’d been ready to bet 500 in cold hard cash that Diamond was brainwashed. Had there been anyone to bet with me I could have boughten a PlayStation 4 for myself.
Ah, poor Blue. Declaring neutrality after losing all hope in life... but she’s not truly allowed to be neutral... ... 15 chapters? Heh. That’s FAR too long. If she’s left to herself and so she has to rely on her mood steadily improving, then yes, it would probably take 15 chapters or something. But if she was to be... shocked out of her state...
And if memory serves... this was the chapter I wrote while I was in the hospital after getting stabbed. And I had to type with one hand because I couldn’t move my left after that incident. That was... almost 5 years ago. Damn.
Hehe. Silver used up his screen time to increase someone else’s screen time. Hitting where it hurts? ... Well, I do that at times. But I also hit where it doesn’t hurt at times. In short, I just hit. ... Sounds awful in and out of context. Hmm... Three deaths, huh? Well, I remember saying that in early Destiny. But I also remember saying that I retract that statement later on, upping the max death count from 3 to unspecified. “It might just be two”. Ohohoho!
Hehe. Oh, you are right before the chapter that has the critical scene which helped create Destiny in the first place. And I eagerly await your reaction. Huhuhu...
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DE #031
1) This is extremely cute. Moar of this pairing pls
... You know, I almost forgot that I wrote that pairing.
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Still at 3, huh? 7500 words. It never ceases to amaze me how disappointed I can get with every story update.
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GOOD MORNING ! unless ur in a diff time zone, but time is a conception of human perception, so u know...... i’m cora, i'm passable at best at intros, and the haunting of hill house just got done giving me a fear of mirrors ! which doesn’t make any sense hnstly... there was like one ( 1 ) intimidating mirror on that show so idk why . a n y w a y , these are my muses ( so far ) jane, jack, and ray –
* BELLA HEATHCOTE & CISFEMALE / / here we’ve got JANE FORSTER, the HUNDRED AND TEN year old GHOST - luckily, she actually looks about TWENTY - EIGHT years old. with a reputation for being POLITE, CREATIVE, SULLEN, and STUBBORN, it’s surprising we haven’t heard more about them. JANE has been around faulk hollow for NINETY - ONE YEARS, but they ain’t leaving anytime soon. you hear PENNIES FROM HEAVEN by BING CROSBY? that means you’ll see ‘em soon.
i accidentally named her after bella’s character in pride & prejudice & zombies because my subconscious is a SABOTEUR
jane died in a car accident in 1936, which her husband survived. this is something she’s still a bit angry at him for, though she didn’t actually wish death on him – she was just jealous (but not as jealous as she was when he remarried)
not because she ever wanted him to be unhappy, but it was sort of annoying being dead and not having any say in the matter
she never showed herself to anyone she knew, except accidentally at night from time to time, because she’d died in her own bed and her husband hadn’t the sense to move, but jane sightings were generally over quickly and could be dismissed as the mind playing tricks
she’s very bitter, especially when reminded that there are some immortals who can go wherever they like and not end up back in the same house every fucking night
she’s a really good listener, but tries not to eavesdrop (she’s of the belief that human rules apply to ghosts as well)
NOT trying to be obnoxious with her haunting or get revenge or anything. just sort of the equivalent of a domovoi (tho if someone left her food she’d be insulted)
speaking of russian cryptids, she has quite a few days where she feels like a gremlin and avoids everyone (not that she’s russian??? she isn’t russian)
after her husband died, she helped, as subtly as possible, to raise his daughter, but she and his widow moved away, leaving the house empty for a while
modern music is SO irritating to her unless it’s hozier or noname or anything vaguely calming at which point she is at peace with it
she’s definitely one of those people who never make it obvious when they hate someone
some basic wanted connections i have for jane are...
a distant relative (or maybe they’re not related at all) who does a bit of detective work and is like ‘newsflash, asshole, jane’s been dead the entire goddamn time’
GHOST FRIENDS
someone living in her house who’s technically her roommate but totally doesn’t know it (she’s alright for a deceased roommate but she won’t do the dishes because she doesn’t want to ruin her nails)
something romantic, some more friendships, an enemy or two
i’d say drinking buddies but can ghosts drink? i don’t know how that would work
* OSCAR ISAAC & CISMALE / / here we’ve got RAY CALDERA, the SIXTY year old WITCH - luckily, he actually looks about THIRTY - SEVEN years old. with a reputation for being LEVEL - HEADED, EMPATHETIC, SECRETIVE, and SANGUINE, it’s surprising we haven’t heard more about them. RAY has been around faulk hollow for FOUR YEARS, but they ain’t leaving anytime soon. you hear OHIO by CROSBY STILLS AND NASH? that means you’ll see ‘em soon.
dealer in enchanted items, potions, etcetera
absolutely the person to go to if ur ever in trouble; always down to help hide a body
has a law degree, and moved to town to continue practicing (he tends to change his name around so he can continue working despite being a sixty year old who looks a little more than half that age)
used to be VERY involved in activism but now he tends to be more involved in witchcraft (he’s carrying on a tradition)
he’s very much a problem solver for fellow supernaturals, as well as the odd human
his apartment is the sparsest of places - rust cohle true detective mood
he REALLY doesn’t get out much
he only listens to music dating from like 1960-1979
originally from yellow springs, ohio
hates stephen king novels with a passion
some wanted connections for ray are...
drinking buddies (because witches, unlike ghosts, CAN drink)
i love a good ex (or maybe their relationship status is just ‘complicated’)
someone he owes a favour
& maybe someone who owes him a favour
coworkers
a mentor (i know he’s like sixty but that’s young for a witch !!!)
* RICKY WHITTLE & CISMALE / / here we’ve got JACK MOREAU, the ONE HUNDRED AND FIVE year old VAMPIRE - luckily, he actually looks about THIRTY - FOUR years old. with a reputation for being STOIC, VIGILANT, AVOIDANT, and RECALCITRANT, it’s surprising we haven’t heard more about them. JACK has been around faulk hollow for ONE MONTH, but they ain’t leaving anytime soon. you hear GOD’S GONNA CUT YOU DOWN by ODETTA? that means you’ll see ‘em soon.
he’s originally from nyc, but moves cities every few years to keep up the illusion of mortality
the family he left behind, upon becoming immortal, consisted of his younger sister and wife - jack’s parents died when he was sixteen, at which point he began supporting the family. his brother was killed two years later in an accident at the factory where they both worked, which led to jack and his sister growing closer; she’s died now, but jack made a point of visiting her every once in a while. he still has a sneaking suspicion that his sister and his widow got together after he “died” which is really fine by him - his fault for going all vampiric
he’s not clueless when it comes to technology but he spends more time reading books than anything else - his phone is one of those unbreakable nokias that time forgot, especially because technology makes him nervous for every immortal out there
because he wants to live a quiet life, he’s gotten good at avoiding other supernatural beings (though there are several exceptions to this, probably, because i want plots)
he’s considering settling down in faulk hollow - he’s used to very big cities, though, and is a believer in locations that are easy to blend into, so he’s not sure
he’s conscious of the fact that he comes across as a bit standoffish but also like... doesn’t care? he’s really rather not get to know too many people
he’s just gonna drift thru immortal life and not get involved
a firm believer in fate
jack doesn’t tend to trust anyone in power - he’s of the belief that absolute power corrupts absolutely
some wanted connections for jack are.......
someone he turned
supernatural friends, acquaintances, enemies
an on again/off again relationship which is maybe complicated by immortality or lack thereof ? i love those
someone he’s staying with while in town
someone he knew a long time ago in the bronx (who he wasn’t expecting to meet again because he assumed they’d be dead by now)
someone trying to get him involved w some drama
like this if u want to plot / are willing to talk to me about the haunting of hill house & i’ll im u !
#faulk:intro#i wrote this intro at 5 am#and now i'm awake and it's not morning at all anymore#i'm a fraud !#as of 39 minutes ago
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I think part of the reason why I hate horror movies is because of the overreliance on jumpscares and shock value and BWAH SUDDEN LOUD NOISES rather than on atmosphere, believability, tension, fear.
here's a list of horror movies from google and the reasons why I hate them, or why I love them, or that they're not actually horror movies.
A quiet place: haven't seen it yet but it's a thriller more so than a horror. thrillers can be scary though but then again so can comedies. and romances. 50 shades is definitely scary: it is psychological abuse after all.
Halloween: slasher film, automatically boring and shit. I'm including the entirety of the franchise here, by the way, and I'm also gonna be including Friday the 13th, nightmare on elm street, etc. They're all the same brand of sensationalist garbage. maybe the very first in each series could be redeemable but the mass volume of shitty and terrible CGI gorefests have ruined them forever. "oh no the scary unkillable monster is coming after us and he's gonna kill us in overly violent ways" 💩
Hereditary: I don't even give a shit it looks trite EDIT maybe it's okay but I don't give enough of a shit to bother to ~give it a chance~ because hey. that's what fucking horror games are for.
Insidious: boring, not scary, 0/10
Get Out: haven't watched yet but will because it's a cinematic masterpiece that defies genre conventions
Bird Box: IM SO FUCKING SICK OF HEARING ABOUT FUCKING BIRD BOX SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BIRD BOX HOLY SHIT. It's just the goddamn happening by shyamagofuckyourself and it's an excuse to profit off of sensationalist suicide. oohh so spooky. eat my ass, boggart
It: too much bad cgi makes it a comedy. plus a bunch of kids say fuck a lot. good movie that's technically horror I guess but is it scary? nah.
Suspiria: I've never heard of this movie
Annihilation: same
Split: M NIGHT SHYAMALAN IS A SHITTY FILMMAKER and also it's ableist as fuck so
Mandy: google you suck none of these movies have any mainstream appeal
The Conjuring: 💩💩💩
Hush: ??? you know what fuck it I'm skipping the ones that don't matter
The Vvitch: 🙄 my mom's a witch, my best friend's a witch, I'm a witch. hey yeah maybe let's not buy into christian colonialism please? scary witches are boring as shit. gimme something actually scary. like Catholics.
The Nun: wait shit not like that! and by that I mean BORING AS HELL aside from the jumpscares. which are shit
The Babadook: clearly an LGBT movie, not horror
Cabin in the Woods: a parody and an excellent one at that. at least the gore is in homage, or hilariously over the top
Sinister: the fucking epitome of shitty jumpscares and shock value and lack of atmosphere and bad acting and bad plot and jesus fucking christ this is one of the worst and most boring movies I've ever had the misfortune to see DONT WASTE YOUR GODDAMN TIME
Saw: it's actually a thriller with Cary Elwes, Danny Glover, Michael Emerson, and Tobin Bell. it's a campy cheesy low budget true to form horror film with adequate writing, good acting, AMAZING MUSIC BY CHARLIE CLOSER, and isn't over the top with gore considering it's all practical effects. top fucking notch but spawned a dozen terrible sequels.
Shaun of the Dead: it's a touching and heartfelt romantic comedy... with zombies, EXCELLENT CINEMATOGRAPHY, excellent acting, and sad parts that will rip your fucking heart out, stomp on it, and grind it to dust. literally one of the best movies ever made of all time, eat shit tarantino.
The Ring: eh, the original Japanese was better (Japanese horror is its own genre and not a part of this criticism, I actually really like original Japanese horror unfucked up by american audiences as long as it doesn't just gratuitously glorify suicide as Japan does), but this was still a really good mystery thriller with some really cool effects, and is the only movie that has ever actually scared me for real. even now I hate that there's a tv with a vcr right at the foot of my bed.
The Sixth Sense: shyamalan made a couple of good movies. this was one of them. but it wasn't a horror movie and if you didn't know the twist IT WAS A FUCKING AMAZING ONE. like, goddamn empire strikes back levels of supreme and god tier plot twists. it went a little overboard on shock value but compared to the rest of the COMPLETE BULLSHIT on this list (AND IN HIS OWN MOVIES) it really could've gone way further.
The Descent: goddamn claustrophobia. too much horribly cgi'd gore and terrible decisions to be truly enjoyable though. would've been a much better movie without the mutants and the middle finger to physics throat stabbing and the JUST FUCKING KICK IT YOU GODDAMN IDIOT and oh yeah the subtle misogyny. the first half was good tho
28 days later: shitty remake of a merely ok movie EDIT I was thinking of 28 weeks later, 28 days was actually okay I guess
Scream: did not age well but it's okay for being meta, despite the fucking torture porn of drew barrymore at the beginning. allowed for scary movie 1 though, so I'm glad it exists.
Paranormal Activity: PARANORMAL FUCKING ACTIVITY CAN EAT MY ASS, ITS SUCH A SUBLIME FAILURE OF EXECUTION. I WANTED IT TO BE GOOD BUT IT WASNT. oh well at least it inspired five nights at Freddy's. I'll go ahead and throw all shitty found footage movies under this one, including unfriended.
Blair Witch Project: a fucking pioneer of its time. a genre definer. truly scary. good movie. I'll go ahead and throw all good found footage movies under this one, including cloverfield.
The Shining: a thriller, not horror. but goddamn is it the scariest not horror movie ever made. Stephen king you magnificent bastard
Alien: goddamn fucking alien. science fiction masterpiece. director's a little creepy but eh, sigourney weaver kicks ass, and alien isolation is such a good game (despite its many flaws), and it's just so iconic in terms of sheer scope of concept. it's the same horror movie as anywhere else but in space, and I still can't fucking believe this was made in the 70s. this and Star Wars were FUCKING AMAZING, and the xenomorph? THATS ALL PRACTICAL EFFECTS BABEY. NO OVERRELIANCE ON CGI GUTS AND SHOCK VALUE HERE, ITS JUST PURE HORROR AT ITS FINEST. good movie. aliens was better. everything else... eeehhh...
The Thing: same as the descent but with men instead of women, and EVEN WORSE DECISION MAKING. IT IS UNBELIEVABLE JUST HOW GODDAMN STUPID EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM COULD POSSIBLY BE. and in the remake yeah the practical effects were mind blowingly fantastic and inspired dead space which I believe is one of the best horror games if not just best games or horror pieces of media if not just best pieces of media constructed. but the prequel? 🙄 no thanks
The exorcist: masterpiece of practical effects without an overreliance on jumpscares and gore
Jaws: it's Stephen fucking Spielberg in the 70s and one of the most influential horror films and just films in general
Hellraiser: okay I'll give all works by clive barker a pass here because goddamn is he a demented fucking genius if ever I saw one. if only Jericho was actually a good game, it could've been the next doom 3
Poltergeist: an actually good horror movie that depends on atmosphere and effects more so than jumpscares and gore? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
Evil Dead: campy but misogynist. the sequel was a comedy so it's okay. the next sequel is also a comedy AND ARMY OF DARKNESS IS ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES EVER FUCKING MADE. FIGHT ME. and fuck the remake. sam raimi should've retired after spiderman 3. maybe even before that.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: honestly not bad. it was actually freaky and believable. rednecks really are fucking scary with all their inbreeding and terrible music and hatred of black people. I refuse to acknowledge the original and the sequels.
Psycho: eh, hitchcock's worst is still better than most of the shit on this list.
The Wicker Man: OH GOD NOT THE BEES! AHHGUBLAHH MY EYES! AAAAAHHHHH!!! fucking excellent comedy. but it doesn't have any naked ladies in it like the original did. oh well, can't please everyone.
Night of the Living Dead: THOSE ZOMBIES ARE BULLSHIT. ZOMBIES CANT USE WEAPONS AND THEY SURE AS FUCK CANT TURN YOU INTO A ZOMBIE BY STABBING YOU WITH A TROWEL. THEY HAVE TO BITE YOU. FUCK YOU GEORGE ROMERO. Also, dawn of the dead was just sensationalist garbage. "They tore apart a real pig carcass tho so it looked like real intestines" what? the fuck??? who gives a shit????? I watch movies to escape from reality, dumbass. I don't beat off to chopped up human carcasses. If I want a zombie movie I want the walking dead sans the soap opera bullshit and the racism and then "no one is safe and everyone will die" boring mentality propagated by twd and got and other things I used to like but no longer care about (because why should I give a shit about it if everyone could die? I can already be sad enough about all the real people I know who die. enjoying the pain of the deaths of those important to us is a privilege the cishets have). the walking dead seasons 1&2 was pure horror and the very best kind. don't give me boring contrivances. "but sheena, night of the living dead was a trope definer! everything in it was original!" yeah, you know what else is original? *farting noise* George Romero is just rob zombie without a rock band. his best work was fucking call of duty. that's pathetic. "maybe you just don't like gore" HEY YEAH SURE I DONT WANNA SEE UBER REALISTIC INTESTINES AND ORGANS IF THEY ARENT PART OF A MEDICAL DEAL SO IM JUST A BIG DUMB HATER. I'm the one in the wrong. fuck me, right?
Don't Breathe: A FUCKING TURKEY BASTER FILLED WITH SEMEN. THATS SO STUPID I FORGOT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY. BEST CRINGE COMEDY OF THE YEAR :D
Tremors: legitimately great movie with a hundred shitty sequels. like saw but your faves win so you walk away filled with determination rather than sad and disappointed. enjoyment of tragedies are a privilege awarded to those who are neurotypical.
Zombieland: gore done right. the only casualty is mindless zomzoms and bill murray. good. granted it counts as a romance and a comedy but honestly last time I watched it I cried at the part where you find out buck isn't tallahassee's dog. god I love that movie. AND FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS IS THE MOST BADASS MOVIE OPENER EVER.
The Fly: Jeff fucking goldblum. amazing effects for good reasons. need I say more? the original doesn't exist because 1950s horror movies are all bad because all 1950s movies are bad. the 1950s should just be purged from america's records except for pleasantville.
All other Stephen king movies: hit or miss but mostly still good. although very few are actual horror.
10 cloverfield lane: more of a thriller like above's misery but still an amazing movie.
Peeping Tom: literally a movie about how creepy it is to fetishize the deaths of women WHILE LITERALLY FETISHIZING THE DEATHS OF WOMEN. like, come on man. how do you miss your own point so completely?
Invasion of the body snatchers: it's not horror and if it's made to be horror using gore it's shit. the whole thing is just an allegory to the joe mccarthy communism witch hunts anyway.
Cube trilogy: the ultimate b movies. so bad they're good. and it's such an interesting concept too!
Killer Klowns from Outer Space: fucking alien clowns come to earth to turn us into cotton candy by killing us using carnival fare. THIS IS THE GREATEST BAD MOVIE EVER MADE.
All horror movies based on horror video games: either irredeemably bad, or action movies
All creepy Netflix horror movies: wow any idiot with a camera and basic cgi skills can throw shit together to make a movie these days, huh
The Slender Man: I am literally too pissed off about this movie to insult it.
Marble Hornets, Tribe Twelve, the Slender Man movie on YouTube: triumphs of meta, editing, found footage, proof of concept, and story. Slenderman is such a malleable entity for a perfect horror experience, HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY FUCK THAT UP? YOUD HAVE TO BE INTENTIONALLY SABOTAGING YOUR WHOLE MOVIE TO FUCK IT UP AS BAD AS SOMEone who exclusively directs remakes... oh... oh no.
Wrong Turn: one mediocre movie and a dozen loathesome snoozefests coasting by on shock value
Troll 2:
oh god
they're eating her
and then
they're gonna eat me
...
oh my gooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
(Troll 2 is literally the worst movie ever made and I have to respect it for that at least)
but yeah, horror is just bad for movies. but for video games, though...
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Hello. I'm new to your blog, and your art seems nice. I just thought I should send this. I'm still learning about all these egos. If your could introduce them, that would be cool. It's okay if you don't. It's really your choice.
Sure!! I don’t see why not!!
It’s gonna get long so I’m gonna put it under a read more!
Antisepticeye
Okay so first there’s Anti, aka Antisepticeye!! He started off as like a parody of Darkiplier (Mark’s dark ego but that’s another can of worms) created by the fandom some time in 2013-2014, and Jack liked the concept so much that he made a canon appearance on Halloween of 2016 in a video called “S̺͍͉Ḁ̸̰̮Y̶̪ ̳͇̭G̕҉̡̦̲O̤̫͖Ò̴̬̠D̨̺̦B̸̬̻Y҉̫̝̖E̲̩͟”, but Anti’s canon birthday is on October 10th!!
He’s a glitch demon that wants to take over Jack’s channel and calls all his fans his “puppets”! (He’s different in my verse but shh.)
Anti is technically the oldest ego in terms of existence if you don’t count Angus, but still!
Angus the Survival Hunter
Speaking of which, there’s Angus the Survival hunter! He’s not technically an official ego, but back in Jack’s early days on YouTube, he use to do this series called The Survival Hunter, which is where Angus’s character came from!! He speaks with an Australian accent and is basically a parody of Crocodile Dundee! He travels the wilderness a lot and he loves animals! His birthday is on April 4th!
Jackieboy Man
Next is Jackieboy Man! He started off as a joke to be a parody of superheroes (Jack loves superheroes tho so it was playful), but the community developed him into his own serious character! He wears a red-orange jumpsuit and a blue mask, but ppl like adding to his costume and making it more interesting! He’s based off of Spider-Man a bit, since that’s Jack’s fav superhero, and he has powers like flying and x-ray vision along with coding and hacking skills! He’s Jack’s third oldest ego, and his birthday is on July 10th!
Marvin the Magnificent
Then there’s Marvin the Magnificent! He’s only made one canon appearance in one of Jack’s Power Hour videos, but what of his personality is shown is that he’s a magician that wants to make it big someday, but he doesn’t have a lot of self-confidence and can be a bit cynical about his magic, but he’s doing his best! He wears a white cat mask with card symbols on the forehead, a blue shirt, and a black cape! While he canonically can’t do much besides card tricks and sleight of hand, the fandom likes to portray him with actual magic and that he writes sigils and performs spells and does a lot of mystical magic! He also really loves sushi and it’s his favorite food! He’s Jack’s fourth ego, and his birthday is on August 11th!
Henrik von Schneeplestein
Then we have the good doctor, Henrik von Schneeplestein, but everyone usually calls him Dr. Schneeplestein or just Schneep! He appeared in Jack’s second Power Hour video, and he’s also made appearances in Jack’s Bio Inc. Redemption series! Like his title suggests, he’s a doctor of German decent who speaks with a German accent and somewhat broken English! He is very optimistic and energetic about his work, but he’s also a huge sass master! He’s closest with Jack and Chase Brody (an ego I will mention later), and he also saved Chase from death!
He loves teaching others about his work, even if he gets his words mixed up sometimes. He has a wife and kid(s), but his wife left him for her tennis instructor, Rick, so he doesn’t have the best relationship with her, and it’s heavily implied that they’re divorced. To quote the wiki: “Schneep is highly independent and adaptable. He prefers not to use instructions or conventional tools and works best when he can explain what he’s doing to an audience, even addressing his patients when they’re under anesthetics and acting as if they reply. He tends to get very cranky when he hasn’t had his morning coffee.” He’s a huge coffee addict and it’s basically what he lives on. He’s Jack’s fifth ego, and his birthday is on September 15th!
Chase Brody
#suicide mention
Next is Chase Brody! Like most of Jack’s egos, he started off as a parody of a video personality called Dude Perfect! Chase appeared in his “own” video called “Teabag Edition | Bro Average”, and that’s why Chase is called Bro Average Chase, and it’s also why his last name is Brody! He’s a video maker and he loves performing trick shots and stunts with his nerf gun!
In the Teabag video, he throws teabags into coffee cups from various distances! He loves fun and good humor, but he has a bad habit of hiding his vulnerable side behind a smile. He has an ex-wife named Stacy and he has two kids with her, and they have a really bad relationship. Stacy basically hates him and repeatedly threatens to have full custody of his kids, which destroys him. At the end of his vlog, he seemingly commits suicide via his nerf gun, but a real gunshot can be heard when he fires it at his head. The end of the video shows him opening his eyes, though, so he doesn’t end up dying, and it’s canon that Schneep was the one who saved him from dying!
He wants to be there for his kids and be a good dad to them, but Stacy makes it very hard for him. He’s Jack’s sixth ego, and his birthday is on April 11th!
Robbie the Zombie
Then there’s Robbie the Zombie! He’s not technically an official ego, but the fans love him so much that he might as well be! He came from a thumbnail Jack made for a zombie game called PUBG that he played with Mark, Bob, and Wade, and the thumbnail is where Robbie’s appearance came from!
At first he was called Zombie Jack or Zombiesepticeye, but then he gained the name Robbie shortly after, which is a small nod to the musician Rob Zombie! He doesn’t have a canon personality, but the fandom likes to depict him as being a sweet soft boy with the mindset of a child who’s doing his best. Common theories as to how he came to be is that Marvin either used black magic to bring him back from the dead (aka my headcanon), or that he’s one of Dr. Schneeplestein’s failed experiments! He’s the seventh ego created, and his birthday is on August 15th, since that was the date the PUBG video was released!
Shawn Flynn
Next we have Shawn Flynn! He’s a character from Chapter 3 of BATIM, but since Jack voices him, some ppl (like myself) consider him a ego! He creates the plush toys for the show, and he’s very salty and sarcastic and very snappy, but actually really sweet once you get to know him! He’s a lone wolf who doesn’t like letting ppl get close to him (except Jameson, but that’s just me and I’ll explain Jameson later), but he will if he trusts you enough! He doesn’t understand modern tech at all, but he’s slowly learning! He’s the eighth ego, and his birthday is on October 5th, since that was the day Jack released the video for his playthrough of Chapter 3!
Jameson Jackson
Finally, there’s Jameson Jackson, Jack’s ninth and youngest ego! He first appeared in “The Jacksepticeye Power Hour - Jameson Jackson”, formerly called “Jacksepticeye: The Silent Movie” and “Good Ole Fashion Pumpkin Carve!”, and he’s based off of old Charlie Chaplin movies! Since those are silent films, Jameson doesn’t talk save for some speech cards that show up after he talks like in old silent films, so he’s canonically mute! People depict him using sign language (which is what I do), or that he has a bit of magic and makes those old speech cards pop around him when he wants to “talk”! He’s depicted as a very sweet boy who’s clumsy and hates mess and clutter, and he twitches his mustache when he’s thinking really hard! He talks all old-timey, too! He was called Dappersepticeye or Dapper Jack before Jack named him Jameson Jackson! His birthday is on October 31st!
#I hope this helps!!#antisepticeye#angus the survival hunter#jackieboy man#marvin the magnificent#dr schneeplestein#chase brody#robbie the zombie#shawn flynn#jameson jackson#jouthings#Asri's answers#Asri posts
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Lol @ people saying that Mercy mains are only crying because their fav hero can no longer solo heal, and, as such, is now considered an off-healer, as though there’s not a bigger issue.
I mean, it is true; I can no longer (or find it hard to) solo heal as Mercy (and I’m not the only one). Even if I’m trying my best, I can not help my team by solo-healing as Mercy
But I can solo heal as Lucio... and win.
That’s gotta be saying something.
(*Edited because I kinda posted this unfinished.) Rant again.
But, really, that’s the point tho. Suddenly, the pure MAIN healer doesn’t feel like she’s “pulling her weight” or is just unable to assist where she usually could. I mean, I did say in a previous post that Mercy healing less isn’t really a bad thing, in the grand scheme of things.
However, it is bad, when you start considering the fact that she doesn’t really have that much of an impact with her team, outside of rez, which can be difficult to pull off, and could be just a waste of time especially if the enemy team is just waiting for the hero to rise back up so they can immediately butcher them, and farm ult charge from it, but maybe I’m just seeing things.
Yes, I am late to this, but I 100% understand and have experienced what Mercy mains have been talking about.
The main issue is the fact they’re trying to “balance” Mercy around her Rez, which should not have been an E ability. It’s actually still being treated as an ult, due to the fact that it has the same (or longer) cast time as other ults in the game. As a result, Mercy is becoming... pretty much like a zombie or a ghost when you play her.
“Brain-dead Mercy mains”... well, yeah, now they are. They weren’t when mass rez was a thing when you had to work to be able to pull off a rez.
But, nah, how dare a support have so much impact on the game and undo your hard work totally 100% done with pure skill (oh, by the way, most supports can currently do that, so...?). Like, out-healing the enemy healer, and staying up for as long as possible (ie trying not to die to flankers), and working hard to keep your team up totally takes no skill.
If Mercy (or supports in general) takes no skill... then that means you should have no probably playing as Mercy if someone asks you to. I mean, she’s totally easy, and since you have so much skill, I bet you could even do it better. Right?
No?
Oh. Right.
It’s not that you can’t play Mercy, it’s that you don’t want to. Why? Is she too boring to play?
Well, guess what, that’s how Mercy mains feel.
And it’s not that they can’t play other heroes; they absolutely can, but no one should be forced out of playing a hero that they loved or enjoyed because the devs made that hero no longer fun to play as.
What was that thing they like to say?
“We want to make heroes that are fun to play with and against.”
I mean, it’s not really fun dying to... anything in Overwatch, especially if someone specifically targets you throughout the whole game.
Fun to play? Agreed, I’ll just play this hero today, and, oh, hey I’m learning how to play this hero. Hey, I’ve gotten really good with this hero. This hero is really fun to play as.
Unless you’ve picked up Mercy.
I mean, unless you only play her for her mobility and infinite ammo when ulting, but then you’re not really playing her to be a healer. Which is technically what she’s supposed to be.
Hey, y’all. You complained about the DPS healers (Moira & Brigitte... but let’s be honest, Ana, Lucio and Zenyatta too)... well, guess what, Mercy has joined the ranks.
Although, all the other supports can heal and deal damage at the same time, so...
#Overwatch#y'all#Mercy haters are embarrassing#and the above kind of comment is pretty tame compared to... other comments#I mean#I could just be a lot better with Lucio than Mercy#but apparently that's not possible because#*mercy is a no-skill hero*#????#although I can get my ult pretty fast with Lucio
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hello there, this one stupid question but does the fact that baratheons overthrew targaryens means that dany is no rightful heir to the iron throne? also i've seen people comparing aegon's conquest to the robert's rebellion yet rb is more like the dance of dragons, isn't it? i mean a civil war between to sides (targ-loyalists and rebels) in one kingdom whilst ac is a formation of a new realm.
not a stupid question, and there are two parts to it that i’m gonna answer separately.
does the fact that baratheons overthrew targaryens means that dany is not rightful heir to the iron throne?
it gets back to several issues, most of which conflict with each other if not themselves.
there is no rule of law in westeros
robert’s rebellion was justified (screw you game of thrones) because aerys violated his feudal contract with his lords.
the seven kingdoms are currently in a state of civil war with eleventy billion claimants to some part if not the whole, and those claims are not all unjustified.
there is no rule of law in westeros
there is no rightful heir to the iron throne.
there isn’t--that’s what makes the whole series so fascinating. i think that robert held it about as lawfully as one can hold the throne in westeros (ie, he took it through a means that westeros saw as lawful bc basically the only law that really matters in westeros is the sword; see varys’ riddle). but he doesn’t have “rightful” “lawful” heirs. i lied--he does actually: they are joffrey, tommen, and myrcella. those are children born within his marriage contract to bear his rank and title when he dies. doesn’t matter who their real dad is, “““““lawfully”””” they are his baratheon children. but the reader knows they aren’t, which is why stannis seems justified in claiming the throne. lawfully he isn’t justified at all. the law is not on his side. it likely never will be because he won’t ever be able to prove that joffrey, tommen, myrcella, aren’t robert’s children, and with robert dead so too is the case since robert would have to be the one to disown them. renly’s not being “lawful” either bc he’s younger than stannis. and, to make it tricksier in affc, the whole interesting thing with dorne is that the dornish don’t have salic law (hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah dorne), so arianne is looking at myrcella as joffrey’s heir, not tommen.
after tommen and myrcella, it would be stannis, but stannis is not the rightful heir to the iron throne even though he says it is. sorry broski. he’s not. the law protects cersei’s children. except it doesn’t. because there’s no rule of law in westeros.
all this is to say: the whole reason that robert is considered a legitimate king and not a usurper (though targaryen loyalists will forever see him as such) is that he took advantage of a situation where the king was violating his feudal contract to his lords and defeated the king and conquered the kingdom. his rebellion was successful; i think it’s similar to right of conquest in that regard: he had to conquer the ruling party to rule. it’s not a 1:1 with aegon’s conquest, but it’s still a right of conquest.
so is dany the rightful heir to the throne? only if she wins it. there is no rule of law in westeros, so i’d say she’s got a strong shot of it what with her three droggos. her also saying she is is reliant on saying that robert’s rebellion is illegal, and i get back to this quote in 1776 (is it a real ben franklin quote? that show has so many real quotes in it) that i’m obsessed with:
A rebellion is always legal in the first person, such as “our rebellion.” It is only in the third person - “their rebellion” - that it becomes illegal.
robert’s rebellion was “our rebellion” to robert, ned, jon arryn, the tullys, therefore it was legal; to the tyrells and the dornish, it wasn’t; tywin lannister waited to see who won before he came in with the killing blow.
to daenerys it was “their rebellion” which means by her strain of what is legal and what isn’t legal, she is the rightful heir.
is she for realz tho?
westeros has no rule of law beyond strength. she’s got 3 dragons. it doesn’t matter what “rightful” is. i’m team aerys behaved illegally so robert was justified, but i also don’t for a second think that anything happening in westeros right now is happening in a way that follows legality so i sort of shrug and move the fuck on because why would i think about what’s legal when westeros is just gonna westeros? (this is part of why i’m living in denial about what’s gonna happen in the north lmao bc it’s gonna make sense in the books unlike in the show and i’m gonna get so annoyed at the different claims to winterfell that are gonna happen.)
i've seen people comparing aegon's conquest to the robert's rebellion yet rb is more like the dance of dragons, isn't it? i mean a civil war between to sides (targ-loyalists and rebels) in one kingdom whilst ac is a formation of a new realm.
i don’t think it’s like anything tbh. i think there are traces of all the conflicts involved, but i think this fandom tends to think that everything is a direct parallel rather than “a little of this a little of that” and i think what daenerys has to do has a little of everything as well as something yet unseen (ice zombies. ice. zombies.)
her conquering westeros would lead to civil war...but.....the whole.....series.....has been......a civil......war........ so like it’s neither like the dance of the dragons (civil war #1--a war for the ladies in the room), the blackfyre rebellion (civil war #2--a war for the bastards in the room), or robert’s rebellion (civil war #3--you burned people alive, dude). all of them were civil wars. the war of the five kings is the civil war. daenerys entering that theater isn’t going to be a new war at least by my standard (but my historical standard is possibly different from others out there, and it will depend on twow so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯). she’s not the cause of the civil war, she’s throwing her hat in.
her conquering westeros is going to be like aegon’s conquest in that she has three dragons and wants the whole thang. the whole thang is also questionably unified (the north? is it independent? they’re trying to throw the boltons off and possibly declare for stannis, but technically cersei rules it through roose bolton; the iron islands?? are doing?? some major?? fuckery??; stannis is still around to begin with; what the actual fuck is petyr baelish up to in the vale?). so it’s unified but is? it? aegon’s conquest was about bringing the kingdoms to heel (people pretend these kingdoms were at peace with one another...no....no they weren’t....the riverlands have been 1 giant contested zone for like...ever.... and were once again in the war of the five kings oh hey). i would argue that dany conquering westeros would be the same dealio bc there’s no rule of law in the place throughout the kingdoms.
as for the dance of the dragons: also yep, esp w/aegon in the mix (bc i’ve hardly mentioned him). you’re going to have the challenge of targaryen salic law, and a question of who’s “rightful” and who’s “mightful” and what constitutes right because that’s the thing it always comes back to--pretending lolol for a hot second lolol that westeros does have rule of law lolol--what defines rightful and should it be rightful? the whole thing about laws is that they can be changed. they aren’t set in stone, they are reflective of evolving society so even if they had rule of law dany’s challenge to that rule of law exists very much in her gender which is so frequently denied both by targaryen rule of law and by westeros more broadly @ dorne you’re so good at what you do thanks for not making that an issue.
so it’s got elements of all of them, and will be something wholly different because of the impending ice zombie apocalypse.
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3, 10, 31, 34 for Vittorio? 5, 6, 24, 43 for Alexis? (I get so psyched every time you post one of these!)
Eeeeee thank you so much !!! (๑ˊ͈ ॢꇴ ˋ͈)〜♡॰ॱ and that means so much to hear aaaaaaa it makes me so happy ;;3;;
I’LL FOR ONCE REMEMBER TO PUT UNDER A CUT THO
Vittorio:
3. Did they have a good childhood? What are fond memories they have of it? What’s a bad memory?
Oh dang. Kind of yes kind of no?? He’s another spoiled prince, so I mean, good in the sense that he was always surrounded by wealth and everything he could ever want. He was also a bit of a prodigy so showered with a lot of affection and praise. However, before his little sister was born he was also pretty heavily being taught to consider himself better and above all others, to really have a lot of pride in his royal blood and encouraged to be more bloodthirsty. And then, his little sister was born, with little magic prowess, and uhhh was not treated well by royal court or their mother so he took it upon himself to protect her and then through that began becoming a better person, lol. Of course, this also made him fall out of favor with his mother and things kind of soured from there, but he’s still prince, and still had a lot better childhood than most my OCs :’D
10. Do they like children? Do children like them? Do they have or want any children? What would they be like as a parent? Or as a godparent/babysitter/ect?
YEAH I mean, as mentioned, his baby sister is like super important to him and because of her he ended up being really patient and like, best babysitter ;v; totally down for tea parties. totally down for going along with whatever imaginary thing he is being told and treating it is though it were real. So he’s good with other kids too, and has a lot of fun taking care of them because he feels children are a lot better than most of the adults he regularly has to deal with. It’s definitely expected of him to have children, continue the royal line, etc etc, but for a few reasons he probably won’t have children of his own but would definitely be open to adopting because he does love taking care of children. As a parent he’d be SUPER GREAT like ultimate dad. Very protective though, probably a bit overly so.
31. Do they drink? What are they like drunk? What are they like hungover? How do they act when other people are drunk or hungover? Kind or teasing?
Yeah, mostly for formal events so getting drunk isn’t something that happens often but has a few time when messing around with friends. As a drunk he is the type to give out declarations of love and remind everyone he cares about them, also forcing everyone else to drink water. Also very down for singing. Does not have the patience for hangovers so magics them away (or, gets his healer friend to magic them away). He is also the type who would take care of friends while drunk and when they have a hangover.
34. What is their body type? How tall are they? Do they like their body?
Tall and fairly muscular. I don’t know exact height but like, tall glass of water. Also has rams horns (I’ve been thinking my demons probably do have a more demonic form(s) than just having horns but haven’t worked on that yet but, eventually :’D ). He likes his body, or at least, knows he is attractive but it’s not something he really thinks about a lot.
Alexis
5. Do they have any siblings? What’s their names? What is their relationship with them? Has their relationship changed since they were kids to adults?
Yeah he has a little brother, whose name is Chase. It was a really good relationship, Alexis is another older brother who looks out for his younger sibling. There was a lot more like, common sibling fights/teasing etc but at the end of the day Alex would want his younger brother to be happy (like, even originally deciding not to go to college was to make it more likely their family would have money to send Chase). After he came back to life he didn’t stay with his family long because people aren’t kind to anyone related (and especially sheltering) a ‘zombie’ so he left without a goodbye which is probably not great for their relationship.
6. What were they like at school? Did they enjoy it? Did they finish? What level of higher education did they reach? What subjects did they enjoy? Which did they hate?
Not…great. Was around a C or lower average, and barely made it out of high school. Definitely considered dropping out, and did not enjoy it. It wasn’t even entirely out of not being smart enough, but a lot of not putting effort in. The only class he didn’t hate was home rec or whatever you would cook in, and some parts of science (mainly, chemistry or anything close to baking/cooking ha). Actually, oh hey, mentioned in last did not go to any higher education. Would’ve wanted to go to culinary school if possible.
24. What is their sleeping pattern like? Do they snore? What do they like to sleep on? A soft or hard mattress?
Before dying, not great, was the type to stay up super late and just be completely exhausted the next day and do it again. Definitely snored. After dying, still not great but sleep isn’t something he technically needs and more a force of habit/something familiar. Now when he sleeps it’s basically like he’s, well, dead. Very slow to wake up. Is fine sleeping pretty much anywhere though, both pre and post death.
43. Are they religious? What do they think of religion? What do they think of religious people? What do they think of non religious people?
Nah not particularly religious :’D Mostly avoids religion/religious discussions, but doesn’t ever confront people over it because he figures it’s something important to them and wouldn’t want to hurt someone over it.
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Tagged by @queerbeerz, thanks friend!
Answer 11 questions, tag 11 people. write 11 questions for them to answer
1. Favourite stand-up comedian?
I’m not much for stand up comedy usually, but Cameron Esposito is one that I like a lot.
2. Would you rather live in the Avengers Universe or Batman’s universe?
Hmmm, Avengers I think. Higher chance of property damage, but no homicidal clowns. Bad side tho, no poison ivy or oracle or kate kane either.
3.Favourite dinosaur?
Don’t do this to me man. How can I pick just one?! Alright, I can do this. Excluding the very unoriginal choice of Tyrannosaurus, because it was the first non-avian dinosaur i can remember seeing, my pick is Sinosauropteryx. It was the first non-avialae dinosaur to be found with feathers, making it a very important find. Plus, the way it’s fossil ended up setting, there is something very sad about it. I can’t really explain, but this tiny dinosaur is just amazing. Runner up is Therizinosaurus, in virtue of existing.
4. Do you have a zombie apocalypse plan?
Oh yes. Mostly getting out of the city as fast as possible, taking some supplies with me, and into the vast banhados around here. Far enough to keep away from the worst of the zombies and people, but close to small cities so I can resupply when needed.
5. Worst movie you’ve ever seen?
Worst as in technically worse or worse as in movie I liked least? If the first, it’s probably one of the many z-list horror movies i watched when I was younger. There were some real gems there. If the second, probably suicide squad. It pissed me off way too much.
6. Favourite bird?
How can i choose between all my many feathered and angry children? Don’t let the others know, but it’s a a tie between the common raven and the cassowary.
7. What’s your dream car?
A Lamborghini. For no other reason than it was my fave car to play on Need For Speed. i’m not much of a car enthusiast.
8. If you had to give up one food/drink forever what would it be?
Soda. All of it. Trying to do that now actually.
9. What song(s) would you want played at your funeral?
Quoth the Raven by Eluveitie. I want a mosh pit in my funeral, while the song gives thanks to who I hope is gonna help me on my way.
10. Current OTP?
Hollstein. Such a good ship, even with everything against them. Can’t wait to see more of them in the movie (while fully ready to ignore any plot-related bullshit that is most likely going to arise).
11. Do you like your middle name?
I don’t have one, but I have three surnames? I like them all well enough.
My questions:
1. Favorite show you’ve been to?
2. What’s the first game you remember playing?
3. Least favorite class in high school?
4. What place do you wish to visit at least once in your life?
5. If you could have a chat with any figure in history, alive, dead, or not necessarily human, who would it be?
6. Alive or dead, who would you like to repeatedly punch in the face?
7. Fave horror game? (or movie if you don’t play)
8. Which character of any media do you identify with most?
9. Favorite Mythology?
10. Which ship you just can’t stand?
11. Favorite megafauna/any large mammal?
I tag @explosionshark, @the-lunar-lorkhan, @hetaliaelizabeth, @laurahhollis, @marzipanandminutiae, @melimegreenleaf, @kaichimokki If you guys want! And anyone else who’d like to play, consider yourself tagged.
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SPN 5x21: “Two Minutes to Midnight”
The common cold, dengue fever, and Japanese encephalitis. What a horrible trio of diseases.
And it’s gotten worse with the chicken pox.
“Are you gonna cure me?” Celeste’s last words.
RIP Celeste. Killed by...diseases caused by Pestilence.
Welp, Dean knows about Sam’s plan. He’s reacting about as well as you’d expect.
Cas!
Married couple banter! (Which from here on out will now be acronym-ed to MCB.)
“Where the hell are you, man?”
“A hospital.”
“Are you okay?”
“No.”
“...you want to elaborate?”
Cas’ “batteries are drained”...so he’s “incredibly human”.
“All right. Well, look, no worries. Uh, Bobby's here. He'll wire you the cash.”
“I will?”
lmao Bobby.
“You said ‘no’ to Michael. I owe you an apology.”
“Cas...it’s okay.”
“You are not the burnt and broken shell of a man that I believed you to be.”
“Thank you. I appreciate that.”
“You’re welcome.”
LMAAOO CAS. We love a deadpan icon.
“Eunice Kennedy” lmao
You coulda just knocked him out from the start.
Aww, sleeping Dean.
Pestilence has been found.
Back at the beginning.
“The Winchesters are here. We should go.” This demon had the right idea tho.
“The only reasonable thing to do here is to...take it out of their healthy young asses.” Uh, I wouldn’t call them “healthy”. Maybe Sam, but their livers/kidneys must hate them.
I forgot how “shout-y” Pestilence was.
PLEASE NO MORE VOMIT, I CAN’T TAKE IT.
RIP those 2 people. Killed by Pestilence.
Hoo boy, Sam and Dean are feeling it now.
"The doctor will see you now.”
Oh jeez. Scarlet Fever, meningitis AND syphilis.
Poor Dean; he’s got broken fingers to add to the list.
Pestilence really likes to monologue.
CAS!
“How’d you get here?”
“I took a bus.”
LMAO. We love a public transport icon.
Well damn.
“An occupied vessel, but powerless. Oh, that's fascinating. There's not a speck of angel in you, is there?”
(x)
“Maybe just a speck.”
MOTHERFUCKING CASTIEL, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!
Ring #3 has been acquired.
“Please tell us you have actual good news.”
“...Chicago's about to be wiped off the map.”
lmaooo, That timing is perfect.
LMAO. Classic Cas/Destiel moment.
Hello, Crowley.
Our first “Hello, boys”?
Even Cas is upset about Bobby making a deal.
Bobby just confessed that he sold his damn soul, and Sam’s asking if he kissed Crowley. Priorities, Sam!!
Why did Bobby have to lie tho.
AND WHY DID CROWLEY TAKE A PICTURE, LMAO
“It’s insurance.”
“What are you talking about ?”
“You kill demons. Gigantor over there has a temper issue about it. But you won't kill me... As long as I have that soul in the deposit box.”
That’s a fair point.
Is that the grenade launcher I see in the arsenal?
“Let me guess. We're about to have a talk.” It’s rather obvious, isn’t it?
“Look, Dean, um...For the record...I agree with you. About me. You think I'm too weak to take on Lucifer. Well, so do I. Believe me, I know exactly how screwed up I am. You, Bobby, Cas...I'm the least of any of you.” NOOO SAM, DON’T SAY THAT.
“And...scene.” Way to ruin the moment, Crowley.
Ah, they figured it out.
So Sam is considering saying yes to Lucifer, Cas is practically human, and the Croatoan virus is about to hit. Dean must be silently panicking.
“O’ Death” by Jen Titus.
That’s a beautiful car, damn.
Death has one of the best character introductions, second only to Cas, imo.
“Watch where you’re walking, pal.” That dude’s last words.
RIP rude dude. Killed by Death.
“Well, it's the 11th hour, and I am useless.” Cas throwing his own pity party.
Bobby’s fathering Cas too. Bobby is a better father than Chuck, confirmed.
“Good luck stopping the whole zombie apocalypse.”
“Yeah. Good luck killing Death.”
Divide and conquer. Good strategy.
The “rumor” that Death’s scythe can kill Death is very much true.
That was a very nice thing Crowley did for Bobby.
Aww Bobby, he’s genuinely grateful.
Cas is learning about Sam’s plan.
“Of course. I am happy to say that if that's what you want to hear. But it's not what I think.”
“Really?”
“You and Dean have a habit of exceeding my expectations. He resisted Michael. Maybe you could resist Lucifer but there are things that you would need to know.”
:’)
Cas is the only one to not immediately shoot down Sam’s plan. Hell, he’s the only one to immediately tell Sam that he might actually be capable of doing it. In typical Cas fashion, he does properly warn Sam of several important things.
Adam is now Michael’s vessel.
Cas casually brings up the demon blood thing, fff hahaha.
Plan A is already out the window.
Cas uses the shotgun like a baseball bat.
Shit, the Croatoan virus has already begun.
RIP zombies. Killed by Sam and Bobby.
Sam goes off to rescue the remaining people.
RIP demon. Killed by Bobby.
Meanwhile, Crowley and Dean are in Chicago.
“Boy, is my face red. Death's not in there.”
“You want to cut the cute and get to the part where you tell me where he is?”
“Sorry. I don’t know.”
SERIOUSLY, CROWLEY.
RIP zombies. Killed by Sam
That look of awe Bobby gives Sam.
lmao Crowley.
He really likes to mess with Dean.
(Wasn’t there a blooper where a leaf perfectly landed on Jensen’s face here?)
RIP zombie. Killed by Cas.
(I would love to see more of Cas using guns on the show.)
RIP all those people, killed by Death.
Those two dead people kinda looked like Sam and Dean. I hate that.
“Thanks for returning that. Join me Dean. The pizza’s delicious.”
I know everybody loves Death, but I’ve always had mixed feelings about him. What I do know for certain is that I respect him.
“So is this the part where...where you kill me?”
“You have an inflated sense of your importance. To a thing like me, a thing like you, well...Think how you'd feel if a bacterium sat at your table and started to get snarky. This is one little planet in one tiny solar system in a galaxy that's barely out of its diapers. I'm old, Dean. Very old. So I invite you to contemplate how insignificant I find you.”
A simple “no” would’ve sufficed.
Is that really how you would eat Chicago pizza?
Death’s talking about reaping God when I know damn well he’ll die first.
“Uh...w-what do you want?”
“The leash around my neck --off. Lucifer has me bound to him. Some unseemly little spell. He has me where he wants, when he wants. That's why I couldn't go to you. I had to wait for you to catch up. He made me his weapon. Hurricanes, floods, raising the dead. I'm more powerful than you can process, and I'm enslaved to a bratty child with a temper tantrum.”
Yeah, and there’s where I like him again.
“And you think...I can unbind you?”
“There's your ridiculous bravado again. Of course you can't.”
Again, you coulda just said “no”.
Pizza saved Chicago.
“You're going to let your brother jump right into that fiery pit.” Oh boy. The ultimate sacrifice.
“You know you can’t cheat death.” Um...technically speaking, he has many times.
Ring #4 out of 4. It is complete.
The rings connecting together is pretty cool.
“Well, how'd it go at the Rockettes audition?”
“Well, high kicks -- fair. Boobs need work.”
I love Bobby so much.
Dean, pls. Trying to have his cake and eat it too.
Bobby explaining his awed face from earlier in the episode: “I watched that kid pull one civilian out after another. Must have saved 10 people. Never stopped. Never slowed down.”
“Look, Sam's got a...darkness in him. I'm not saying he don't. But he's got a hell of a lot of good in him, too.”
:’) Bobby’s a proud father.
Good question, Bobby.
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