“back in my day you had to spend $80,000 on cosmetic surgeries to be a transexual, nowadays all you have to do is just say you are and ask people to call you different names and pronouns and then you’re transgender???” you are dangerously close to getting it, guy

I take pride in not being a Karen but if you don’t respect the customer enough to take a cursory glance and make sure it’s all in there then frankly you can suck every inch of my ass. i work a much more difficult culinary job than mcdonalds or arbys and I can guarantee you that if you fuck up a drive through order- and I don’t mean oops I forgot your tomato, or gosh darn it I gave you a chicken classic instead of a chicken deluxe, or whoopsie doodle you got a medium instead of a large, because that makes sense- but if you can’t fucking count to five you’re either stoned out your gourd, a complete asshole, don’t give a shit, or you’re just plain stupid. you want me to fight for your right to make $30/hour but you can’t even take the time to make sure the entire order is in there, I’m going to fight to actively reduce you back to $7.25 because you barely deserve that. i gave you $30 and you gave me back $25 worth of food, and in that sense you may as well have just reached right into my pocket and stolen from me directly. you might as well just run up to me on the street, grab a slice of pizza out of my hands, and run. you think your money is more valuable than mine? honey no. that’s not how the world works. you can’t treat people poorly and then demand they treat you nicely.

I say please, I say thank you, I wait patiently, I don’t rip off your head and shit down your neck because I had to wait 8 minutes for you to microwave a premade burger from over an hour ago for 30 seconds, I ignore the fact that you’re not wearing gloves or a face mask because I sure as fuck don’t wear one when I’m working on a (much more difficult) food line, I speak clearly and concisely, I have my payment ready when I pull up to the window, I do everything that I can ever possibly do to ease this part of your day. The least that you can do is keep from wasting both of our times because I had to pull around and say “hey yeah you forgot something”. You’re lucky I don’t just say “HEY FUCKTARDS, LEARN TO COUNT” because I know you’re just gonna spit on my food if I do that, and also because it would be rude. I am the nicest person you are ever going to get in the drive through line, so is anyone who isn’t screaming at you out the gate. So don’t just fucking give up on life and treat everyone with the same care and respect that white boys give to wiping their asses.

fuck arby’s.

okay so it’s free sandwich month right now. if you buy something that isn’t a sandwich then you get a sandwich for free, if you use the deal offer in the mobile app. seems legit. they also have a 2/$6 menu item going. so I add a chicken sandwich and mozzarella sticks to the bag. and the deal- which, need I point out, is for the sandwiches- chooses to not apply the deal to the sandwich (the turkey blt) but instead to the already-discounted chicken sandwich. so you can either get a $7 sandwich for free if it’s the only non-meal sandwich you get, OR if you decide to get a sandwich as part of the 2/$6 menu item (WHICH IS A SEPARATE ENTITY), then you only get $3 off. okay go fuck yourself arbys, I’ll just not get the 2/$6 menu item. I’m peeved but I still wanna get some. and then I add a standard meal because I want curly fries and a drink. it’s medium by default. i select the classic beef n cheddar because the red ranch sauce is really good, and the last 3 times I have gone and ordered at the drive thru they didn’t put any fucking cheese or red ranch onto the sandwich even though I said out loud with my mouth beef AND CHEDDAR and the menu said beef AND CHEDDAR and the receipt said beef AND CHEDDAR. clearly they have the dumbest motherfuckers in the world working the drive thru. so I’m gonna say fuck it and try the app. i want a large because the curly fries are really good and I am a thirsty gal. so I click large. and then I notice that if you use the app, it upcharges the sandwich. i have to pay an extra $.60 for a sandwich, because it is not accompanied by slightly more fries and slightly more soda?

eat shit, arbys.

I need yall to know that online activism isn't the end all be all and we should encourage and support people who take action irl as much as we can. Stop criticizing and condemning forms of protest people are taking irl if all you do is click a button a day and barely even wanna do that.

spotify is weak as hell. shits itself if you have a playlist over 3000 songs. useless for anyone who isn’t satisfied hearing the same 8 songs on repeat.

1- I don’t have a Christian family in Nigeria

2- I would never willingly financially contribute to any Christian settlement, especially one in Africa

3- even if I did have one they sure don’t need “my” help comparatively to Gaza Ukraine Syria Armenia Sudan etc

4- IF YOU SPENT HALF YOUR ADVERTISING BUDGET ON SUPPORTING MY CHRISTIAN FAMILY IN NIGERIA, THEN THEY WOULDN’T FUCKING NEED MY GODDAMN HELP!!! IDIOT!!!

when a social media presence you liked becomes a vtuber:

“album oriented rock is dead T.T”

when’s the last time you actually bought an album tho? it’s your own stupid fucking fault for not supporting the artists in the capitalistic industry. you have only yourself to blame for rock radio’s current flood of octanecore, rap, country, and the second generation of myspace era white boys.

just learned what the free ratio system is

terrifying.

uh oh fallout show is super fucking ~problematic~ shocking nobody

and… the fans don’t care. again, shocking nobody.

Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?

Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.

imagine you have squirrels in your pants and instead of helping you, a bunch of strangers start spitting absolute bars about it and making your pain into a breakdance. i’d be inconsolable.