Tfw when you "yes, and" your way into a bit without considering the wider implications [clip]
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ate an apple before a doctor’s appointment and the apple-sniffing dog alerted to me. now every time i go to the doctor they have to strip search me
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I cannot, and will never take Alastor seriously.
Not only because he makes funny faces but he is so fucking FRAIL LOOKING. Without his magic, that man would be wrecked in a fist fight.
"Guess who will be pulling all the strings?"
THE ONLY THING YOU NEED IS A PUSH/PULL ROUTINE AT THE GYM SOUTHERN BOY.
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lan xichen: what have you got there, wangji?
lan wangji: wei ying
wei wuxian: lan zhan! you’re supposed to say ‘a smoothie’
lan wangji: but i have wei ying
nie huaisang behind the camera: oh for crying out- CUT!
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