Tumgik
#anyway merry Christmas
chongoblog · 1 year
Text
Everyone claims to love their malewibes and girlbosses and yet your silence towards Johnny Test and his parents pierce the eardrums of god
1K notes · View notes
guinevereslancelot · 4 months
Text
god is not dead nor doth he sleep btw. if you even care
27 notes · View notes
iffasart · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media
Have this little christmas chetney while i finish a proyect.
16 notes · View notes
nekobami · 4 months
Text
Profane Christmas - December 25th.
Tumblr media
"Hm. You know what? Maybe won't be that bad to expend Christmas with you."
10 notes · View notes
stardust948 · 4 months
Text
Welp, survived another Christmas without getting excommunicated from the family.
9 notes · View notes
fool4round · 4 months
Text
My two moods this holiday season
Tumblr media Tumblr media
7 notes · View notes
chipswsalsa · 4 months
Text
no fucking way my stepmom’s mother saw a picture of me in my bridesmaid dress and her first comment was “well she’ll need to wear a girdle, won’t she?” like HUH??? THAT’S the thought you have???? and you SAY IT OUT LOUD AT A FAMILY CHRISTMAS ?????
2 notes · View notes
samisnotlegend · 1 year
Text
Chapter 12 - Grief - is up! And still in time for christmas babyyyyy.
11 notes · View notes
m-a-d-e-l-e-i-n-e · 1 year
Text
I have to look really angsty even on Christmas for some reason
Tumblr media
8 notes · View notes
jaskierx · 1 year
Text
me: excuse me, porn bots, but it appears to be closing time
porn bots: very well. i’ll see you at 8 tomorrow morning
me: erm. tomorrow’s christmas
porn bots: 8:30 then
8 notes · View notes
pancakehouse · 1 year
Text
baking bread with my mom and y’all don’t know how rare it is to see me in a kitchen doing any sort of work but to give you a frame of reference my mom literally tried to walk me through the steps of cracking an egg. like. i am 25 yrs old and she genuinely thought i didn’t know how to crack an egg.
10 notes · View notes
umumum101 · 1 year
Text
I feel like there’s no time to talk about stuff anymore :’( :’( like everyone’s run out of time
7 notes · View notes
whcwashe · 1 year
Text
Me: Bryan, which bone is the tibia and which is the fibula …
Bryan: I have no idea.
Me: … you’re an occupational therapist …
Him: I DO ARMS. WAIST UP ONLY.
6 notes · View notes
very-offkey-kazoo · 1 year
Text
updated list of the people that I feel gender euphoria when dressed similarly to (just on the personal masc side of things):
1) Dean Winchester
2) Castiel (also featured on the agender gender euphoria list. he contains multitudes)
3) My old history teacher
4) Scrooge McDuck
5) Will Turner
6) the old dude from Up
[NEW!!] 7) My father on Christmas morning
honorable mentions:
- A garden gnome I once saw in a dream
- Goodwill employee that referred to my mother exclusively as “milady” and occasionally dabbles in being my sleep paralysis demon
- four year old boy who just discovered dinosaurs
2 notes · View notes
migila · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
Is this supposed to be read “This time I´ll die with you?”
5 notes · View notes
yubriamakesart · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
"Scrooge said that he would see him—yes, indeed he did. He went the whole length of the expression, and said that he would see him in that extremity first." - Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol
7K notes · View notes