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finnprof · 4 months

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oh no different jermas on the loose beware

idk whatever *explodes*

#tag yourself or whatever #still figuring out how to draw him ugh #i am sorry #anyway hi banana bros!!#all the different styles in this pic akfjskfjsk who am i #jerm #jerma985 #jerma #jerma fanart #digital sketch #artists on tumblr #артшляхта #my art

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lethalhoopla · 2 years

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I have accidentally taught my dog to get into cozy couch cuddle mode at the sound of the Dragon Age: Inquisition theme.

He hates the sound of the playstation switch user/turn off interactions, bc they mean I am Getting Off the Couch To Do Things Now, and therefore am abandoning him forever. Conversely, the DA:I theme kicking into gear means Oh Shit, Hell Yeah, They’re Gonna Be Here For Cuddles for a WHILE.

And so, very mixed messages were then sent when I had a chill DA:I background music playlist going while doing dishes a bit ago. Ten minutes into the playlist, the theme kicked on. Promptly, he looked up from his lil antler he was chewing on, jumped up on the couch, dug into the blankets, and proceeded to start huffing at me, standing up, then sitting down, grab his antler then jump back up, chew, sit and look at me, huff— just,,, absolute >8| energy from this little man thanks to a slammin’ soundtrack I may or may not let loop a couple times whenever I play……… (it took me twenty minutes to join him on the couch and he shoved his head VERY hard against my thigh. Wedged in there. No room for thoughts in that lil skull. Or for me to move when my gay-ass lounging makes some limb fall asleep. Heavy burdens….)

#lethalhoopla nonsense #dai #he is a small to medium sized little man that is nearly 1 whole year old and loves to Smush Bugs with his nose #and also has torn open every soft toy ever given to him in less than half an hour yes even the ones meant for pitbulls #he’ll kill a man for a banana. he’d kill TWO men for a banana.#he barks so much at ppl pasisng by the apartment no matter what i or my bro do……….. little king of his little balcony…………… sorry neighbors #anyways my dog loves a powerful musical hook he truly is my son

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deus-ex-mona · 1 year

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n o, but, do you see my cursed vision

#when president + manager = manager y k #also not me having the cursed realisation that my bro looks like haseo (derogatory) with tanned skin bc of his dyed hair #i k n e w his hair reminded me of an overripe banana… i just forgot what else it reminded me of… and it turned out to be freakin’ haseo #anyways do you see my vision for haseo big natu— [is dragged off into a white van by the ankles]#it is suiyoubi my dudes #well it’s no longer suiyoubi but it’s the vibe~~~ yk~~~~

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astrxealis · 2 years

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head hurts a Bit rn but also no regrets

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#LAST NIGHT (super early morning) was so FUN #and also LAST NIGHT (last night)#i played songs the first few minutes tbh like. okay nvm i played songs until the speaker ran out of battery (under an hour!)#first song of the year was flow bcs hell yeah. timed perfectly so that it fits w the 'deep dark far away' and AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH #theres this gaming club im in right. for school. and we have a disc server where i lurk a lot and read basically everything #but usually don't reply GAJRHEJDJBFSJ ANYWAYS they called us numbers and integers and even anons in the chat wtf #kinda funny. took me back to when dad jokes to us abt being B1 and B2 (BANANAS IN PAJAMAS YOOOOO)#okay anyways. man i was really worried thisd be the worst (b)day of my life but so far it's been pretty great. man.#i'm not used to receiving gifts or nice words from others to be frank like uhh outside of the usual customary greetings #i am Also not used to others spending money for me. guhdkfbsjfb. considering i also don't even use it for myself or for others #BUT YEAH .... shocker morning and i think i was kinda hyper ngl. was gonna get a minion but i realized you cant do that anymore #so the minion i wanted was aerith :)) so then yk! i made a joke afterwards haha :))) rip #i'm EVIL. anyways love that friend he's really like a big bro and really fun to talk to and tease #interesting to think abt bcs idk if it's the same for him but! he is our only close friend w a twin. and so are we #and dudes not as close w his (older) twin so i think he and i kinda like. get each other. NOT THAT I'M NOT CLOSE W LUNE but yeah ??#younger twin things! really coincidental tho fr... i even remember being Slightly annoyed by them first meeting. how things change #really glad w this last year tbh bcs i've met a lot of great people and grew more! lots of bad moments too ofc but i super love the good <3 #cheers to this next year being hopefully Great despite all the flaws <3 esp bcs uhm. it's. yeah KDHSKDBSK #being a teen is so PAINFUL ...... but it's part of life and a stage i am ever willing to walk ^___^#BUT ANYWAYS LAST NIGHT (EARLY MORNING) THAT WAS SO FUN BUT FUNNY LMFAO #actually uh yikes what #okay something happened HELP i am a bit confused w my dad rn #kinda frustrating tho bcs Bro ... it is my Special Day ...... you cld. yk. be chill ant it

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sodacowboy · 7 months

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I just love the idea of being called something that isn’t a name and like idk if that’s the non-binary in me or if that’s the “never got a fun or creative nickname in my life” rearing it’s head

#meanwhile my brother has eight-thousand fun and creative nicknames #and online friends that know his name and still exclusively call him by his gamer tag #like bro…. that’s so not fair #not only was I given a name I can’t find on Any Kitschy Souvenirs #but it also only has like two nicknames feasibly related to it #anyway #and no the banana fe fi fo fanna song does NOT count as a nickname #and also somehow people still don’t use my name #like they use it when referring to me #but not to get my attention or not when I’m around to hear it #like??? idk man it’s just weird #and sad for some reason

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tgcg · 2 months

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this is my element (+ album)

asking me to pick my fave album is like asking an orphan matron to pick her favorite baby boy

thats some weird and cruel circumstances to put upon me i feel like it changes every damn week like a rota

i mean what if my beats misbehave and i gotta put 'em in time out i cant play permanent on that theyre too cute

but yknow what i can show you one thing thats been on my mind lately

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so when i was a kid we had this skateboard vid by "element skateboards" on DVD

they were this skateboard kit slash apparel company that was all about progressivism and shit and they did these much lauded comp tapes of dudes riding around on their boards and doing the dopest of macho tricks on the shit

flipping it turnways

putting the rock in the house like a big man

we had some of their merch actually

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so anyways the one we had back then was This Is My Element

released 2007

mostly clips from cali i think and i mean the camerawork is fucking insane on some of those shots

this is gonna sound lame as fuck but i prob spent so many cumulative hours just peelin through the footage and ogling the shit outta it

that framing was tight

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so you may be asking yourself or me

dave you genuine dicksucker i asked about your fav album not your favorite sordid ass display of smooth dudes hardcore riding and grinding them boards in public dude you have a problem

ok well that wasnt a question first of all so jot that down

but anyways to THAT i say

listen to the music

the whole thing has an original soundtrack of ambient beats

got some abstract hip hop jams, got some more indie stuff, lots of acoustic sampling

HELLA underground

and basically every track minus one is done by sampler beast david p. madson AKA "odd nosdam"

dude is my hero seriously

he is the master of the beat machine i shit you not hes always been kinda my idol on this stuff

aside from bro obviously

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obviously.

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anyways he had an E-mu SP-1200 which is a really oldschool sampler invented by dave rossum in the late 80s

revolutionary to the hip hop scene

nosdam had this mega distinct sound to his music that i always wanted to replicate on my own beats

still do

i dont know for sure if he used it on T.I.M.E. but he uses some of the same samples from "vol. 9" which was exclusively SP-1200 so im gonna get a lil j’accuzi on that

it couldve been a boss dr sampler SP-202 though idk

he had one of those

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so aside from beating the shit out of the pause/resume button to flip my whole cranium at the cinematography or whatever i would also kinda play it on loop to listen to the soundtrack and space out at 2am

the lonely broner seemed to free his mind at night

ok shit broner is good but i didnt mean it like that

that was goofy lets just keep movin

it was the only way i had to listen to it back then but i mean the video is 50 mins long so its basically just an odd nosdam album with accompanying ambient skater sounds and random expletives and whatever

random car sequence

yknow what i dont think people respect enough?

the dude who catches all the "mad stunts yo" on camera

i swear to god at least half the time hes ALSO on a board and that shit is bananas to me

bros gotta be on some whole other level of zen to skate good AND catch all them glamor shots of his fellow skater

thats like an express ticket to the ER imo

the ambulance is already on the scene watching you like an eager crow watches a half dead dog

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ok gonna go ahead and lay it out flat

not great on a board myself

kinda dogshit at it actually

so maybe im not exactly an arbitrator of skateboard heinousness

but i always kinda liked watching THEM do it i mean who doesnt?

whats an even crazier layer to stack on the "dave" cake is

and dirk told me this because unfortunately it kinda happened post-2009

he would do all these collabs with one of my childhood favorite underground rappers david cohn aka serengeti

surrounded by daves left and right dude even before all the time travel horseshit

thats like

serendipitous as fuck i think!

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if sburb was just a revolving door of artists called dave that i could bump fists with

instead of other mes in various states of aliveness tending toward extremely dead

i wouldve probably given it something higher than 2 stars on my TGN review

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so yeah you ask me my favorite album its T.I.M.E. by odd nosdam i guess

bump that shit on a walk your mind will go places unknown to man

#dave strider #homestuck #comix #this is my element #the way i drew dave posing here is rly heavily inspired by askinsufferableprick btw #welcome to strider infodump hours

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kaicubus · 1 year

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Dating Shuntaro Chishiya

warnings ✩° : mentions of guns or weaponry, mentions of killing for the sake of you.

pairing ✩° : shuntaro chishiya x gn!reader

authors note ✩° : i was giggling writing all the funny bits in this. bro be ducking and weaving with his hands in his pockets LMFAO. also he was my favorite in season one,, but now it’s more kuina and arisu bc arisu is just so babygirl...i also feel like in the manga chishiya is MUCH more scary so i included some of those attributes in here.

- ‘Touch them and you die’ type.

- Chishiya acts confused when you're mad at him and he’ll drag out an argument for the sake of pissing you off further or messing with you. He could care less if you're actually mad at him since he knows that with a few words everything will be fixed, it’s like a game to him.

- Uses degrading pet names such as ‘bunny’ or ‘pet’ and on some occasions, ‘darling’ just to skew your perception of your relationship.

- If he could care less about anything, he could care less about what anyone else has to say about you. Meaning if he’s in a meeting where no one else is allowed but ‘special’ members of The Beach, Chishiya is going to bring you along and no one’s going to stop them. Even if anyone has the nerve or you're uncomfortable being in the presence of such high strung figures, he remains smug faced and unfazed.

- Embodiment of strangers in public and lovers in private. He doesn't really show affection that often in front of anyone else, but if you two are alone he’s somewhat intimate. Because of his dark mentality, it takes a while for Chishiya to fully accept the fact you both like each other so he’s still a little cautious of the idea of your guys relationship.

- Chishiya loves teasing you, to the point it’s almost bullying. He has an unfair advantage given his sheer ability to just pop out of no where despite him NEVER running and just keeping his hands in his pockets like a damn fool. But he likes coming up behind you and leaning onto your back, catching you off guard as he rests his chin on your shoulder and looks at you curiously.

- If he has a weapon and someone is seen flirting with you or making you physically uncomfortable during a game or not, he’s going to use it without hesitation.

- I imagine that before you guys started dating, Chishiya had betrayed//tricked you at least once. This would make your relationship a sort of enemies to lovers, at least on your end.

- Being better friends with Kuina than your own boyfriend since he’s the silent type, and Kuina is more fun than him—they both know this. She loves you anyways since you have WAY more emotion than Chishiya and you are also more fun than him or at least more caring.

- During games, you are Chishiya’s last worry. He knows you can handle yourself just as much as you know he could care less of who dies or who lives, you included. He’s always respectful of your ideas and is generally just silent when it comes to your paired games together.

- Have you guys seen Banana Fish? I headcanon that if there were a russian roulette game of some heart variation, he’ll take a bullet for you only to question why there’s none inside. Of course upon seeing Chishiya attempt to off himself to let you live, you're just a lot bit worried.

- Sometimes even if he is really intelligent and cunning, he’s pretty oblivious and therefore deemed stupid in your mind. But he’s not stupid, he’s just focusing on other things that are more important in that moment...

- If it’s not a high speed game, Chishiya will hold your hand inside his pocket and you two will just walk around at his slow ass pace. If it is though, you're the one pulling him along...with his hands in his pockets.

- Despite how mean he can be sometimes, he’s still capable of complimenting you and getting you flustered with his teasing.

“You're pretty fascinating Y/n.”

But he almost always ruins it with some backhanded statement afterwards.

“For someone with those mental capabilities, I didn't know you could figure it out.”

- There are times where Chishiya is sweet, like times where he’ll put his hand on your head and hold it there even if you two are on the move. Sometimes it can be annoying but other times it’s a really nice comfort to be compressed between the floor and his palm.

- He’s very quiet so he sneaks around and scares you a bunch, even if you're expecting him.

#alice in borderland #aib x reader #aib #alice in boderland x reader #chishiya shuntaro #chishiya x reader #chishiya imagine #aib chishiya #chishiya fic #chishiya #preferences #aib preferences #alice in borderland season 2 #alice in borderland season 1 #gn!reader #shuntaro chishiya x reader #shuntaro chishiya #kaicubus

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finnlers · 3 months

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How silly would it be if you did lee!vox hc (100% Ok if you don't want to tho :])

OH MY GOD HI YES

i love vox so much its not even funny bro wkdjwidj

OKAY LEE VOX HEADCANONS LETS GO

probably around a 8/10 on the scale imo

not a lot of people know hes tklish because hes so good at hiding it (the vees would know for sure, maybe alastor?)

near impossible to get vox to crack or admit to it, unless you already know how to get to him. in which case its all over💀

his laugh is loud, more cackling than anything

if you find a way to tease him while tkling him he starts buffering or gets all staticy

also HATES when you use "the word" when tkling him and it just drives him even more insane

very rare, but if you find a REALLY bad spot and catch him off guard, his voice gets high pitched and he glitches out for a moment(everyone who has achieved this finds it so funny and never lets him live it down)

cusses his ler out and throws insults the whole time, this guy will NOT go down without a fight

squirms and kicks like a BITCH the whole time. youre never able to keep him still for too long unless youre stronger than him

as much as he fights and argues the whole time, he knows he likes it and all the attention and it drives him bananas

he seems like a tklish arm kinda guy, running a finger up or down his arm makes him have to look away and hide a smile or a giggle

also like slightly tklish shoulders because i said so

DEFINITELY super tklish hips. 100% death spot you cant change my mind stfu

sides too i feel like would be a death spot. dont ask why idk either

also HIS TV ANTENNAS??? definitely a melt spot like come on now

sometimes his antennas get bent and stuff and one of the vees have to fix them and vox has to focus on nothing else except staying still and not laughing and he loves hates it so much (never once has he gone the whole time without squirming a little and giggling)

anyways i am in love with this tv man and i hope you guys liked reading my thoughts on the silly PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SEND ME MORE ASKS AND IT DOESNT JUST HABE TO BE HAZBIN IM ALSO OPEN TO HELLUVA BOSS OR SBI OR OTHER THINGS IVE MENTIONED BEFORE IM TRYING TO POST MORE SO PLEASE HELP ME

#lee!vox #I LOVE VOX SO MUCH HES MY HUSBAND #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel tickle #sfw tickle community #sfw tk community #should i start making my own tag btw #i think itd be fun

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soupsandwich64 · 9 months

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(COD men reactions to seeing a spider. And bees?)

(Note: I have entomophobia so this was written from a place of professional interest at best, in regards to the spiders well beings)

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Ghost: if its like a itty bitty spider, he doesn't care but will probably swipe/pinch it away like a normal person. If its like a house spider, he'll probably kill it and dispose of it just because it may make him feel like his house is dirty, and also just cause its not meant to be there. For a big spider, he'll probably take a picture of it and then move away if its outdoors but will probably kill it immediately with great ease if its indoors. In a relationship, he is the Bug Catcher. (The person who kills the offending bugs) he is more of a killer rather than a catch and releaser. Doesn't pay particular mind to bees.

Soap: if its a tiny spider, he'll probably watch it crawl around. Will probably brush it off anyway out of habit. A house spider will shock him a little if its alive but he'll quickly dispose of it (will probably get outsmarted by the spider.) a dead house spider will make him feel guilty about not cleaning his house enough to avoid a dead spider. If a big spider is in his house he'll yelp a little but he will probably ultimately be the one to kill it. Is easily persuaded to catch and release, he doesn't care either way. Definitely notices bees if they're around but doesn't mind.

Gaz: probably had an intense interest in bugs as a kid but it died out later in life so now he's just left with a large, albeit hazy, knowledge of bugs (or at least the ones he thought were cool as a kid) and a general feeling of "Oh, neat" when he sees a spider. I take it he doesn't really like things like cicadas or crickets, but is definitely intrigued when seeing the occasional banana spider or praying mantis. He's a catch and release if he can help it, but he doesn't really care if he kills him. This goes for pretty much all ranges of spiders (will kill harmful spiders, on sight). Doesn't mind bees or wasps cuz bro has definitely had his share of stings.

Price: he does not like spiders. He will kill them. And then put down house spray. Not a big fan of bugs in general, but more out of disinterest. Doesn't have time for catch and release unless someone (you) begs him to. Doesn't mind bees.

Konig: doesn't like bugs, kills spiders on sight if they're on him or in his house. Enough said. Will move away from bees, despite knowing they're harmless unless provoked.

Alejandro: likes to be the one that kills bugs in a relationship so his girl swoons. Doesn't mind spiders as long as they're not on him or in his house. Definitely the type of person to let a butterfly or bee chill on him, because he's not the type of person who freaks out over them. Can tell the difference between wasps and bees immediately.

Thats all I have energy for right now.

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b00tyyyshker9000 · 8 days

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I’m traumatized…

So…yeah…I um…

I FREAKING FINISHED SEASON TWO OF ROTTMNT WITH MY COUSIN SATURDAY! WE WATCHED THE MOVIE YESTERDAY! HOLY CRAP!

(SPOILERS…maybe…kind of…yeah)

AHHHHHHH!

MY PRECIOUS BABIESS NOOOO! Bro Donnie was being so autistic💀

THE ANIMATION!?! *Chefs kiss*

THE PLOT!?! BEAUTIFUL!

ALL OF THE INJURIES LEO SHOULD’VE HAD…but be Fr Nickelodeon😑

WHERE WAS DRAXUM DURING THAT!?!

I didn’t cry somehow…when I watch movies with my cousins I never do. RANDOM CLIPS KEEP PLAYING IN MY HEAD DURING SCHOOL AND I SCREAMED IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS😭😭😭😭😭

Not Donnie making a full on gun. Why did he get absolutely ripped out of the Technodrone like that!?! That must of hurt…(Post-Movie Angst pops in mind…)

Sh-Shelldon…? SHELLDON DIED AT THE END OF SEASON TWO!?! WHYYYYYY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AHHHHHHHGGG!

Gram-Gram possessing April had to be one of the goofiest things I’ve ever saw.

Raph getting kraangified…@kraang5 I will get you for this…

What if Mikey couldn’t unlock his ninpo and he just sat there forever trying to figure it out and never giving up…

Anyway, I give that movie 10 out of 10 banana pancakes.

#ask me things #ask me anything #random #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2018 #crappost #rottmnt fanart #Craz #crazyartturle rambles #rottmnt movie #Saverottmnt #Unpauserottmnt

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vexomn · 25 days

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LOOKISM CHAPTER 495 SPOILERS..

LOOK AT THIS FOOL TYING HIS SHOE BRO 😭 im incredibly in love with him

but he almost redeems himself with some SPEEDY MOVES.. WE’RE YET TO SEE HIM LAND A HIT THOUGH…ALL WE GET IS CRUMBS…SOB

also. you guys think vin jin could’ve appeared more? Honestly I was expecting a full out backstory…which I guess we did get but at the same time not really? NOT HATING ON CHEONLIANG ARC…maybe im just too much of a vin jin fan lol

poor vin jin also.. i dont want to post…what happened smth tells me I shouldnt…i also dont need more reasons to cry myself to sleep but all ill say is DAMN 😞 LOWKEY A CRAZY WAY TO…UM KILL SOMEONE ACCIDENTLY. its like the shaman slipped on a banana peel

…like how did bro slip on vin jins ribbon like that?? i bet a cartoon sound played

Okay for real though, you’d think since the shaman was holding a fat ass rock he’d be weighed down or something cause..physics? But then bro fell anyway? IDK im happy he’s out but now vin is in some deep shit so 🤷🏻‍♀️

#webcomic #webtoon #lookism #lookism webtoon #vin jin lookism #lookism vin jin #webtoon lookism #jaegyeon na #james lee #taesoo ma #gongseob ji #kwak jichang #vexwashere #vin jin

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serene-sun · 1 year

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Introducing the nameless ghouls, for my babes @25-30-03 I TAGGED THE WRONG ACCOUNT AND I JUST NOW FIXED IT OML WHAT AM I DOING, I WROTE THIS SO LONG AGOOOO

*I will do papas at some point, I also love that you have no fucking clue what I’m talking about. BUT ITS MY HYPERFIXATION so you are legally obligated to listen to me rant about these beautiful people

18+ for very obvious sexual themes

𝔰𝖔𝔡𝖔 | 𝔡𝔢𝔴𝔡𝔯𝖔𝔭

Would say he is the most popular, bc well…I mean…he is humping a guitar in the third image…

SHORT, my man is so little, but yk what isn’t little…ANYWAYS

Animal

Fire ghoul

Angry 24/7

Possessive

When on stage he is always touching someone or doing horney shit with his hands

Loves people’s personal space

Lead guitarist, electric white jaguar guitar (I think)

My man is always on the move

Outside of the stage he is very much innocent

Named sodo because he has “sodomizer” tatted across his abdomen, but trust me he is just a little baby fool

Angry tiny goblin

*• 𝔞𝖊𝖙𝖍𝔢𝖗 •*

Mr. Father of father issued children

Always has his sleeves rolled up

V jumpy

Most energy (yes even more than sodo)

THEM ARMS AND THIGHS can do anything

Have you seen those titties?

Black guitar, white rims, rhythm guitarist

Always jumping

Always fooling around

Always playing around with the other ghouls

Loves to take papas spotlight

Everyone loves him, I mean, come on it’s aether

Something tells me he listens to lady Gaga

Cat man

Loves to play around with sodo, but I think he needs a break from that ever since sodo grabbed his dong on stage, revenge I assume

This guy is just a big teddy bear

Banana

This guy loves you no matter what you look like, love, identify as, and he will support you no matter what

I think him and copia have good chemistry

Bros with the ghouletts

Did I mention she jumps?

{ - 𝖘𝖜𝖎𝖘𝖘 - }

Also known as multi ghoul

Swiss as In Swiss Army knife

Shimmy shimmy

Always on his stage of shame

Someone needs to contain him

Has actually lost his mind

Romantic bastard

ALWAYS smiling

Biggest smile

Older brother figure

Grabbed sodos dong on stage

Plays acoustic guitar, tambourine, and many other things

Multi ghouls bc he does multi things

Shimmy hurt papa?

ALWAYS dancing

Best vocals, let’s be honest, did you hear him in little sunshine and Mary on a cross?? 🦋

You better always be watching, he is either on his knees, dancing inappropriately, doing things, smoking into someone’s mouth, bc if you don’t look he will escape the stage of shame

Handsome boy

He’s allot at once

Best snuggle buddy

Smells like roses

He’s also a liberal, not joking, have you seen his Twitter?

My love flower, I will be back with more, I reached the 10 image limit 😭 this is just a teaser for the real shitz

#ghost band #nameless ghouls #ghost x reader fluff #nameless ghouls x reader #ghost #ghost band fic #ghost bc #swiss ghoul #aether ghoul #sodo ghoul #ghost headcanons #serene sun writes

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punsmaster69 · 6 months

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11/NOV/20XX

"you're home early."

"YES, WELL."

he looked more worn out than usual.

"WE WERE SPARRING TODAY, BUT UNDYNE ENDED THINGS EARLY."

"how come?"

"SHE SAID MY ATTACKS WERE, 'TOTALLY WEAK SAUCE' TODAY."

"WHICH IS RIDICULOUS! THE GREAT PAPYRUS ALWAYS GIVES HIS ALL!!"

after that big huff, paps sighed and rubbed the back of his head.

"..BUT, I THINK IT WAS SLIGHTLY TOO MUCH 'ALL', TODAY."

"NEVERTHELESS, I'VE GOT OTHER THINGS TO DO!"

"what about your magic?"

"I'LL JUST HAVE TO USE NEXT TO NONE TODAY."

"shouldn't you relax a little? recover some strength?"

"THERE IS NOTHING TO RECOVER; I AM ALWAYS AT MAX STRENGTH!"

"DESPITE WHAT UNDYNE THINKS."

"SEE YOU LATER, SANS!!"

"hold on-"

...

for better or worse, he'll wear himself out eventually.

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"........"

"WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE?!"

"feels fine to me."

"THE STOVE ISN'T ON HIGH ENOUGH FOR THIS DRAMATIC OF A CHANGE!"

"..huh."

"...."

"papyrus, can you come down here real quick?"

paps knelt down to my level.

"WHAT FOR?"

...he's burning up.

"YOUR HANDS ARE COLD."

"how do you feel right now?"

"HOT."

"other than that."

"I FEEL LIKE I MUST HAVE TAKEN MORE HITS FROM UNDYNE THAN I NOTICED, BECAUSE I'M KIND OF SORE."

"your hp's the same."

"REALLY? THEN MAYBE I..."

"SLEPT FUNNY?"

"bro."

"i think you have a fever."

"better to go lay down."

"N-NO! THE GREAT PAPYRUS NEVER GETS SICK."

"can the great papyrus go lay down anyway?"

"I'M COOKING, NO!"

".....WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHY ARE YOU BLOCKING THE OVEN?"

"not moving from here until you you go."

"I DON'T NEED TO LAY DOWN!!"

i didn't budge.

he started to say something, but stopped when the oven beeped.

"......"

"LET ME TAKE THE BANANA BREAD OUT, AT LEAST!"

"ok."

"if you lay down after."

"IT'S GOING TO BURN IF I CAN'T TAKE IT OUT, SANS."

"you can, but you've gotta get in bed afterwards."

"I DON'T NEED TO!!"

"...."

"FINE, I WILL, I WILL. JUST LET ME GET THIS!"

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"THAT COUNTS! LET ME OUT."

"nope. get in bed and 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺 there."

"I DON'T NEED THIS!"

stepping over me, paps tried to escape.

"...!!"

"S-SOUL MAGIC IS!! COMPLETELY UNFAIR!!!!"

"THIS ISN'T FAIR!"

"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE USED SIGNIFICANT MAGIC IN MONTHS, AND IT'S FOR THIS!!!"

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"THIS IS RIDICULOUS."

"if i've gotta let you take care of me, you've still gotta let me take care of you."

"I'M NOT A BABYBONES ANYMORE. I CAN MANAGE MYSELF!"

"yeah? i can manage myself too."

"THAT'S DIFFERENT!"

i flicked off the lights.

"WHY ARE YOU TURNING THOSE OFF? I'M STILL AWAKE!"

"you're practically asleep already."

"AM NOT!"

"you are."

"NOT!"

"are."

"NO!"

"yes."

"NO."

"yeah."

"NO.."

"yep."

"NO...."

"night, bro."

"..NOT..."

"......"

nope, not asleep at all.

#journal #undertale #papyrus #sans #sans and papyrus #skelebros #papyrus and sans #(toriel showed him how to make the banana bread)

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tickling-giggles · 11 months

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Can you do a lee!Mr compress with a ler!toga and twice?

Good vibes only

Summary: toga and twice invite Compress to play super smash bros with them, but everyone in the LOV knows that you should and will be in a good mood around toga. One way or another it’s good vibes only around toga, plus twice also wants his friends to be happy (I adore twice he so sweet 🤭)

A/N: YOU GUYS IM FINALLY OUT OF SCHOOLLLLLLL until August 10🥲…. BUT I HAVE SOOOOOI MUCH FREE TIME ON MY HANDS UNTIL THEN SO YK WHAT THAT MEANSSSSSSS MORE FICS/HCS WILL GET PUBLISHEDDDDD

Also the bold bits in twices line are you know his “other half” speaking.

Lee: Compress

Ler: Toga and Twice

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Compress had uh…well… not so good day. Actually it maybe one of the shittiest days of his life. He’s had numerous unlucky bad days but none of the compare to today. It just started awful from when he burnt it breakfast and everything after that was just terrible. All he wanted to do now was just relax to take his mind off of all of the horrible stuff that occurred.

“Aww thats so rude I was just about to be 1st, I’m the winner” Twice whined. “That’s the same person who hit me with a squid” Toga agreed complaining aswell.

“Oh hey press what’s wrong? Did something happen? Let me beat them to a pulp”Twice greeted him questioning him as he cracked his knuckles. “Yeah press what’s wrong?” Toga turned around seeing how upset he looked.

“It was not a…good day is all” compress sighed trying not to think of it. “Do you wanna play Mario kart with us?” Toga asked as she picked up an extra controller handing it to him. “You’ll probably feel better, I’m getting 1st place again” Twice chimed in. “Y-yeah thanks you two” Compress half-heartily smiled grabbing the controller.

“I call dibs on princess peach” Toga smiled claiming her character. “I call dibs on Waluigi” Twice followed up also claiming his character. “Hmmmmmm I’ll take Kamek” He also claimed his character. “Which one should we play on?” Toga asked. “How about 150cc” compress suggested, plus that was his go to anyways. “Sure you guys are gonna lose anyways, I’ll kick both of your asses blindfolded” twice teased.

“Didn’t you lose last time according to my memory?” Toga smirked. “Um NO I was in 1st place and you know it!” twice folded his arms, looking away from her. Compress couldn’t help but chuckle at there antics.

Just as the race started, compress was in 1st with toga in 3rd and twice in 9th. “Woah press didn’t know you were good at Mario Kart”

“Well I have been playing with shiggy”compress half heartedly giggled. “What shiggy plays games other than animal crossing?!” Toga laughed. “Yeah I know I was surprised when we asked me to play Mario kart” Compress scoffed.

“I WAS SOOO close” twice whined. “ 2nd is the best aka me how’d you get in 8th place ” toga giggled. “You really are good press” toga smiled before she quickly stopped interrogating him “compress? is that a frown?”

“No nope it’s and upside down smile” he lied badly. But was toga or twice gonna point it out? Nope she has an plan in mind. “D-do you wanna play another round we can play 200cc this time” compress stuttered as he insisted another round not wanting toga nor twice to be upset.

“Hmm fine 1 more round” she squinted her eyes at him. When compress looked away sighing in relief he hadn’t payed attention to the code she’d given twice. (Yes they got this little code thing that only the two of them can understand😭😭).

Once again compress taking the lead in first place with Toga in 2nd and Twice in 3rd they were all neck and neck before he felt a jab to the side.

“Hn!!” Compress yelped, jerking away from the ticklish touch. He looked a twice to see him with both of his hands occupied by his controller. He just ignored it and glued his eyes back into the screen.

I got a banana pEEL” Compress squeaked, clenching his controller he looked over at toga who totally didn’t pinch his hip. Once again compress suspected nothing yet before looking right back at the screen.

This trend kept on happening. Were twice and toga take turns poking compress in the side, swiping a finger across his foot, or a light scratch on the back of his neck. All until “guhuys knock it ohoff this is chehEating” He giggled.

“What are you talking about and why are you so giggly” toga smirked full aware of the situation. “I wonder what’s so funny, He’s giggling his life away” Twice added on.

Both Twice and Toga looked at eachother as they clawed Compress sides. Compress immediately clamped his arms down to his side trying to escape the tickly grip “guhuhuys nohohot funnehehehe”. “Nobody’s laughing but you press— Duhhhh” Twice teased.

“Stohohohohop ihihihit”

“Stop what” toga asked.

“Tihihickling mhehehehe”Compress answered not realizing that he just fell into a trap by saying that. Twice then pins his arms above his head “You got it dude!! tickles coming your way”Twice teased as he used one hand to hold his wrists in place, while he raked his fingers down his armpits.

“Nononohoho thahahat’s not whahahat I meAAAHAHANT AHAHA” Press shrieked as he squirmed around trying to escape.

“Stop squirming Press im trying to make sure you have all of you’re ribs” Toga rolled her eyes. “Now I have to start over 1….2….3…” each rib she counted, she used her nail to lightly scratch between it.

“TOHOHOOHGAHAHAHA IT TICKLEHEHEHEHEES”

“I mean I hope it does after all you did ask for tickles” she reminded. “Press you made me lose track again hmmmm let’s see how many did I count” she acted clueless as she rapidly pinched his sides and hips.

“THAHAHAHTS SO BAHAHAHAD HAAHAHAHAHA” he thrashed around.

“Oh it is what about here?” Twice smirked, as he was near his feet. Compress hadn’t noticed that twice had use his quirk one was keeping him pin down while he was near his feet.

“Waitwaitwahahahait twice twice buddy cohome on let’s tahahalk about thihis” press lifted up his head as much as he could so he could look at twice and try to reason with him.

“Sorry man you broke toga’s rule” twice shrugged his shoulders. “Whahahat rule?” “Her ‘good vibes only’ rule— you’re obviously sad we’re not blind” he explained.

“Ihi’m nohot sad though” press giggled, becoming more and more giggly as he started to anticipate the tickles, since he could barely lift up his head.

“Too late dude—much love” Twice smiled as he scribbled up and down the soles of his feet.

“TWIHIHICE NAHAHAHAHA”

“Hey I’m here too y’know” she playfully pouted as she squeezed his thighs rapidly.

“NOHOHO TOGAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA”

“Will you stop being sad and tell us what’s wrong?” Toga asked.

“OHOHOHOHKAHAAHAY OHOHOKAHAHAY I WON’T BE SAD ANEHEHEHEHEMORE AAHHAHA IHIHLL TELL YOUAHAHAHAHA”

“You promise?” They both asked.

“YES YEHEHEHEES I PROMISE AHAHHAHAA”

“Good” Toga sighed in relief.

“Well what happened why’d you come in looking so gloomy?” Twice asked. “Ihi just had a shitty dahay from start to finishehe from when I burnt my breakfast, all the way to when I came back here, it just messed with my emotions and of course got to me. I was just ready to come back and relax but after that torture you two goofs out me through I feel a lot better” he smiled.

“We didn’t take it too far did we?” Twice asked also. “Of course not it’s was just playful banter” press giggled.

“I’m glad you told us, also we don’t ever want to cross and boundaries we just really care about you and don’t like seeing you so sad and gloomy” Toga spoke her mind and twice of course.

“If anything ever makes you sad again promise to tell us” Twice looked at him in his eyes. “Ihi promise” press couldn’t help but giggle. “You guys are so sappy” Dabi rolled his eyes as he sat on the couch.

“Looks like some one else need to be tickle tooooo” twice sang as he wiggled his fingers at Dabi. “I swear on Endeavor if you tickle me you’ll have a 6th degree burn” Dabi playfully threatened. “6th degree? That’s not even a thing!!” Toga looked at him lost.

“Exactly that’s how severe it is” Dabi smirked.

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AAAAAAAH I hope you all like it it wasn’t intended to get all mushy like that at the end but idk what came over me but yeah 😭😭

#kiara answers #anon request #lee!compress #Ler!toga #Ler!twice #mha tickling #mha tickle fic #mha tickle #mha tickles #kiara writes #tickle fic #tickle drabble #bnha tickling #bnha tickle drabble #bnha tickle #bnha tickles

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japhan2024 · 3 months

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Thighs on his mind

"But you know, if Ian and I didn't make that video, we potentially wouldn't have any of this."

Anthony tries to play it cool, as always. But when he looks at what 'this' means - Ian sitting right next to him, their relationship reborn, being able to confide in Ian fully, finally… he is totally lost. And then he looks down. Ian isn't wearing pants. He wears neat shoes and socks, and a meme shirt for their Jacksfilms Flashback with Smosh.

If Anthony hadn't made the Pokémon theme song lip-synch video with Ian, he wouldn't be able to see Ian like this, this up-close. He'd probably have some stuffy tech job, and who knows if Ian would still be his friend.

"Risk reward, guys."

read on ao3

Jack tries to keep the bro-level high, but he too is picking up the vibes between Ian and Anthony. Anthony can hardly look away. And even when he looks at Jack, his focus is off, making him gravitate to his left, where his best friend sits, all dainty and daring him to jump his bones. What is Ian thinking anyway? They dressed like bananas the shoot before this, and while Anthony put his pants back on, Ian just put on that shirt and looked at him. Anthony had a giggling fit, but when they walked into the studio, he lagged behind, his eyes fixated on Ian's legs.

"And then I wouldn't be sitting here with this."

Anthony's pants get really tight as Ian opens his legs. Anthony tries to lean in and see everything. Oh,right, the cameras, he always forgets they are there.

"With his left ball."

He tries to break the tension, but his eyes keep creeping down, down…

That evening, Anthony sits on his bed. Ian's thighs on his mind. He closes his eyes, grabs a pillow, and squeezes. Would Ian's ass feel like this? He puts the pillow on his face. Falling on his back on the bed, he screams at the pillow.

"Fuck! Ian… why do you do this to me…"

Ian is irresistible enough as it is. His style so effortless. So different than Anthony's. Ian was right during the funeral roast. Anthony puts way too much into his looks. Why does he need rings? Or flaunt his body on Instagram? Ian is right, so right. Anthony undresses and puts on the outfit he stole from Ian's apartment. He has like ten pairs of pants like this anyway, he won't miss it. Putting a similar belt on to complete the look, Anthony walks up to the mirror.

Now, this is more like it. He looks more effortless and still hot. He notices the mirror has some smudges. No, don't clean it, don't try too hard! He takes a couple of selfies.

He resumes browsing social media for a while. He presses like on some pictures of hot girls. But those thighs, those open legs, they occupy his thoughts completely. He sits up, stands up from the bed. He grabs his own ass. Would Ian feel like this?

"I need to take a shower."

Anthony undresses again and walks into the shower. He looks in the mirror. His tattoos remind him: breathe in and out, you got this. But soon, the fog clouds the mirror, and he sees Ian again. Slowly, he lowers his right hand and shamefully does what he's done a lot lately.

"Hmm, wow, Ian, your hand is so soft," he roleplays with himself. He caresses his own thighs, slowly moving towards his crotch. "Oh, Ian, I didn't know you liked me like that, haha… Yeah, I guess if you really want to, you can do it…"

While beating himself off, he imagines Ian standing behind him, pumping with those soft hands, which had caressed his face, and then slapped him. Yeah, he was blindfolded but immediately knew it was him. Ian's touch is like magic, making every hair follicle of his skin do that thing where the hair stands up right.

To be caressed like that, had driven Anthony absolutely wild. Why does Ian keep riling him up like this? Doesn't he know that there is a limit to Anthony's defenses? One of these days, something will happen.

Anthony imagines Ian opening his cheeks and entering him. Warm, hot, he puts the water temperature painfully high. Pain often does it for Anthony. Just a few more strokes.

Just before he orgasms, he sees Ian's thighs open wide to reveal a fresh, cute dong, so suckable… he licks his lips.

The orgasm is underwhelming, reminding him it's his own hand after all. The hotness of the water suddenly scorching, he shuts the water off.

A towel.

He walks back into his bedroom without any clothes on and turns the lights off. Anthony doesn't want to think about it. He'll just keep playing it cool. He's gotten away with it this long, so. He hugs his pillow and soon falls asleep.

#ianthony #spicy #idk what else is he to do lmao #fanfic

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oceanlipgloss · 4 months

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21.12.2023

Just downloaded What in “Hell” is Bad lol this post is going to sort of be a live 'diary entry' for me to commemorate the memory so it will be looong (edit: and unhinged, too, apparently, no thanks to Satan)

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Intro: shut up how cute is this little red marshmallow his hands look like small cocktail sausages

Update I: what the fuck this is so weird I like it

Update II: ayeeee hell yeah it's fate

Update III: nah man I'm fucking dying lmaooo

Update IV: HE'S REALLY HOT. Kinda bananas, but hot. Grabbing her cheeks sounds painful though, ngl

Anyways I smell a fanfic on the way already just lemme delve deeper into the story and get to know him better first

Update V: the angels aren't angelic at all, but okay the fuck was that, Gabriel

Update VI: bro why is everyone kissing her this is wilddddd lmao this mc is either going to be 'keep your hands off me' all the time or 'put your hands on me' all the time, no in-between

Update VII: romance at its finest

Update VIII: come again? reminds me of the guests in mystic messenger

Update IX: *smashes keyboard* sjnshfswpsjs that was SO HOT

Update X: LMFAO DUDE WHAT AN MC now please screw like there's no tomorrow

Update XI: OMFG IT'S HAPPENINGGG no the food came way too early and even though it's weird asf that they went at it so soon you will NOT catch me complaining. I love this man already and I love how they're influencing each other's emotions.

Why are his horns nutting too tho (day 2, edit 1: I get it now. Also, who knew Minhyeok would also have a horn? Iswtg man lmao)

Update XII: demon semen is the wae.

Like are you seriously telling me that every time she needs to breathe properly, a demon—which I'm sure won't always be Satan from the looks of it—has to screw her brains out? Fr fr?

You mean to say that devil nut is 'energy,' aka the key to keeping her alive in Hell, and that she's gonna somehow end up going to the other six kingdoms and getting six more different varieties of devil dick to stay alive? ROFL

And since Solomon came up with that concept to begin with, that means he's also fucked demons left and right. Time to go touch some grass this is so messed up that I like it just for that despite the discomfort. I really love the darkly realistic take on it lol

d2, e2: so apparently, getting railed isn't always the answer, because the method that was used with Minhyeok also works. Does that mean no more sex with Satan? YOUR HONOR I CANNOT ACCEPT THAT

But! Something tells me it's wrong to predict that MC won't get laid by someone else

Update XIII: thanks fam

Update XIV: babyyy

Oh God, at this rate perhaps I'll make more live updates to keep on my blog and laugh at later. This game is wild and funny but those sentence structures, word choices and grammar mistakes are sucking at my brain

Also, do you ever just see/meet a character and know that they're THE one in the game you're playing or whatever it is you're watching/reading even before the others are introduced? Because as far as I know, this feels like one of those situations. Satan is a fine, fine man, man. Let me get that masterlist ready

And! I wanted to say this but ended up babbling and dying and forgetting, but I really appreciate the fact that Satan is attracted to MC not because of her relation to Solomon but because of her freaky tendencies how she was watching unholy stuff when they first met. It's comforting that he likes her for her. I LOVE HIM

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d2e3: BRUH NOOOO I'M ALREADY STUCK lmao

And I can tell I won't have luck pulling cards in this game, but I won't give up just yet. I will upgrade the hell out of my Satan card and pray to get a good card on free daily pulls (but catch me spending my keys for an event with a great Satan card after I figure out how easy/hard it is to get keys)

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23.12.2023: gave up on the Play Store version and downloaded the EROLABS one instead. I don't see any difference so far, but reading Satan's H scene again from the start was a pleasure really nice lol

#whb #what in hell is bad #what in “hell” is bad #what in hell is bad diaries

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