Trying times for everyone truly. Let's get our minds off everything and share some DSMP fanfics shall we?

Favorite tooth rotting fluff (preferably over 2k) GO!

Here's mine :) https://archiveofourown.org/works/36768175/chapters/91722487

i was obsessed the first time i saw someone post leon on that stupid panda rocker but i was never able to find raw footage of it lol, so i decided to compile leon with all the playground interactions because i love him <3

becoming a furry nonhuman otherkin objectum genderweird relationship anarchy freak has made me immune to weird conservative whatifs. "what if people want to identify as animals" let them "what if people want to marry furniture" let them "what if-" is it hurting YOU? personally? or are you just so joyless that you can't conceive a living thinking person that isn't as repressed and deprived of whimsy as you

EDIT: Incest and pedophilia (including simulated pedophilia) don’t count because they do hurt people. I can’t believe I have to say this but things that hurt people aren’t part of the list of things that are weird but don’t hurt people.

The last one is literally Snow following Sejanus to the back of the Hob. I said what I said.

i love when you’re talking to someone who’s not from texas and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in texas and it ruins their whole day

Not to talk about the watcher thing again as I’ve already kind of said my piece, but one of the most batshit insane parts of this whole unbelievable situation is that for some reason they decided that for some fucking reason the BEST time to announce this highly controversial decision was literally DAYS before they would be going on an international tour and having to face irate fans IN PERSON. Guys. What the hell. At least have the sensibility to announce a move that you HAD to have known would make people upset AFTER one of the few times you actually interact in person with your fanbase.

I hope you’re ready to investigate the Tower of London for ghosts, because I have a feeling the Londoners will be more than happy to acquaint you with the building later this week.

Insane move after insane move. Truly.

mentally im here

eating someone out just softly and slowly enough that they can't quite cum from it but they do get increasingly more desperate until they're crying and begging for some relief

Came up with the headcanon with my friend that Todd is the only person from the Institute who has caught them together but it didn't matter after all

Bonus:

THIS IS TOO GOOD

huh, Princess Elise is looking a lil different today

I still find it crazy that before my radfem days, I was told that being a woman meant identifying with the socialised gender of womanhood… like? who the fuck identifies with that?

I never thought ‘oh yeah, the oppressed gender - sounds like something I want!’

Seems like the only people that want that is.. transwomen.. and those tradwives I guess

this is a cult this is a cult this is a cult