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#anon what have you done
wickedlyqueer · 3 months
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If you’re up for it - any headcanons for how Glinda and Elphie would be as parents if they had to take in Nessa or Shell?? (I know Nessa is practically their age but I’m a slut for the Thropp family dynamic between the siblings)
can you do headcanons for the thropp siblings + Glinda?? I lowkey think they’d have such a fun dynamic tbh
Combining these two asks, because they're kind of similar. I adore this dynamic as well, and it was so wonderfully explored in the Love Club so stop me if you heard this one before. ;)
Shell has this adorable juvenile little crush on Glinda and especially at first gets super shy around her (any youngest siblings in the house whose siblings brought over (girl) friends and you got super shy all of a sudden for Some Reason?? no ? just me?? ok...)
Both Nessa and Shell tease Elphaba mercilessly because they've never seen Fabala smile so much and be so goddamn happy when they're around Glinda and it's gross.
Elphaba is absolutely dumbfounded by this: What do you mean "smile more"?!? I smile as much as I used to!! Not even having processed how much of an affect Glinda truly had on her; how much happier she is.
Glinda is so goddamn curious about Elphie's childhood (you know they'd barely tell anything about this) so when Glinda finally gets the chance she practically grills Nessa and Shell about how Elphie was as a child.
Elphaba hides the photo album with her pictures in advance. Nessa knows all of Elphie's hiding spots, finds it and commands Shell to get it. The three of them (Glinda, Nessa and Shell that is) have an absolute lark with it for an entire afternoon. Elphaba sulks somewhere in a corner.
Depending if Elphaba and Glinda return to Colwen Grounds for Sad Reasons (like someone dying), Glinda definitely would try to plan all kinds of Activities to get the kids out of the house and away from the depressing reality. There's not much to do in Colwen Grounds tbh, so they mostly end up hiking and taking long nature walks. This surprises Elphie at first, because they see Glinda as such a spoiled city girl, but having grown up in Frottica, Glinda is a country girl at heart and actually loves outdoor hiking.
Nessa protests many times over that she's "only two years younger!!!" and she "detests Elphaba and Glinda having to babysit her". While in actuality, she's kinda relieved they dropped everything to return to Colwen Grounds, so she doesn't have to do all the scary Legal Adult Stuff or has to guide a frustrated Nanny through the process of filling in tax forms.
Elphaba has to feed them all since Glinda is a disaster in the kitchen, Nessa has no arms and Shell is too young. Glinda makes sure the kids do their homework and go to bed on time.
On the trip over, Glinda and Elphaba were excited about the prospect of so much time together, even if it were just the evening after the kids went to bed. Many romantic and even horny scenarios were fantasized about. What actually happens—each night, without fail—is that they conk out on the couch 5 minutes after the kids go to sleep. Domestic bliss at its finest.
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spaciebabie · 3 months
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what if springtrap somehow had enough of his voice box intact to be able to sing to you. would that be crazy or what. his voice wouldn’t be the prettiest, but it would be dark and deep and gentle all at the same time. Imagine having a difficult time falling asleep, and although he’s insecure about his voice he’d sing you your favorite song to help you relax. Imagine if he lets you sit in his lap with him stroking your hair while you rest your head on his chest and nod off to the sound of his voice. Would that be bonkers or what lmao
what if oi strangled you., right now.
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wrathofrats · 2 months
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Swiss/alpha? :0 idk if that's a rarepair though LOL
Anon you’ve sparked something in me and I’m apologize for who i will have to become after seeing this because we know Swiss is my favorite stupid whore and ohhhh HIM WITH ALPHA???
Just imagine cocky Swiss all wide smile and teeth, tail lashing behind him while trying to taunt alpha, and oh alpha just is not the one to be fucked with.
Gives him a taste of his own medicine, plays his own game like no other. Sure rain can be mean but he’s not any bigger than Swiss, isn’t physically intimidating. And mountain and aether can man handle him to hell and back but
There’s something about alpha that gets to Swiss. He’s fucking sadistic when he wants to be. And more than happy to tame Swiss the way he wants. No edge of kindness to his cruelty, just the knowledge that it’s all for his pleasure.
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sansofficial · 1 year
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oh, is it time to go off on a tangent about trigonometry puns? cos i'm afraid you might be di-sin-terested.
"Oh god."
"already took the big three, huh? that's hardly a good sine. but hey, don't get too cocky. i still have some trigs up my sleeve. You can make some pretty rad puns if you just try to see things from a different angle. but i degrees. anyway, uhh, if you think that can stop me, you're gonio have to try a little harder tan that."
"I miss Papyrus."
"what? you think he'd lay off on the puns if you stayed width him?"
"..."
"cosecant promise anything either"
"Leave."
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mayskalih · 10 months
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After seeing your Kazekage Sasori take, what you think about a Mizukage Kisame? Does it sounds interesting? 👀
👀 you bet! Damn, I am thinking right now. And will be thinking
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me mentally planning a story where one of the girls loses their memory and forgets the group 😭 whyyyyyy
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splynter · 1 year
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Wonder if seven rules would be interested in wielding weapons. Like not just as combat but as a status sign. Spoopy lady moment
I mean she already has her gauntlets. They’re pretty useful and weapony
If she had to choose a weapon, maybe a giant hammer. She’s got the strength enhancers for it after all. Anything would be better than something with a Blade
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himboskywalker · 2 years
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tag, not sure if you’ve been watching house of the dragon, but how would you feel about writing obikin in the roles of daemon/rhaenyra? fucked up dynamics but I kind of love the idea of obi-wan teaching his nephew about the body’s pleasures 😈
Ohhhh goooddddssd don’t give me more ideas than I already have!!!!I already have a Game of Thrones wip I haven’t updated in a thousand years lmao I do love the potential uncle nephew fucked up dynamics though it would lend itself well I think. Oh curse you anon the more I think about it the more I like it *shakes fist* Also writing Obi-Wan as unhinged enough to get himself banished over and over again is a riotously funny concept. I think Daemon’s personality far better fits Anakin,so maybe it would work with a lil’ switchy switch. The brothel scene though 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 be still my heart.
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kurikive · 1 year
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woof woof woof.... woof woof??? woof woof woof!!! woof.
woof!! woof woofwoof woof woof? woof woof woof woof woof woof!!!! woof woofwoof woof,, woof woof !
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askyoungiron · 2 years
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Hey Gordon has Tornado ever called you a boomer?
Gordon: No she has not. What is a Boomer?
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chili-kinks · 2 years
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Just picture yourself squeezing right into Minato's pudgy tummy and forcing him to let rip these thick raunchy burps that leave him huffing, until you push down as hard as you can and force out the biggest longest belch Minato has ever uttered, pushing harder mid-burp so it just drags oooon and oooon until he's left utterly winded and dazed 👀
Anon, I swear to fucking God, don’t make me drop everything to draw this I,,, I have to stay focused 😭😭
Come fight me personally in DMs with more of this,,, I am reading so respectfully
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officermaddie23 · 1 year
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Okay I dare Terrance to give Gregory a lot of sugar and lock Gregory in the office with Officer Vanessa
Gregory (after drinking 45 bottles of fizzy faz and being locked in the security office with Vanessa): Hey Vanessa
Vanessa: OH SHIT MADDIE YOUR KID JUST HAD SUGAR
Maddie Drachenfire: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
(Meanwhile in the hallway)
Terrance Trevor: *laughing his ass off*
@mellowwolflady blame the anon for this
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fragileizywriting · 2 years
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I have this idea for demon lovin in my head. They all go to the club, with Kim. Adrien is busy with Kim while Luka is working at the bar. Marinette gets chatted up by some stranger (maybe Hunter) who ha lots of dirty thoughts. Marinette kinda ignores it cause she loves socialisation but it drives Luka nuts that someone wants to bang their girlfriend and that she keeps entertaining them. He drags her off somewhere private and remind her of who she belongs to. Adrien has to take care of her after
anon honest to god you’ve hit every single neuron of mine and i love you. you hear me anon? i love you to absolute death. move out of the way everyone i want to write THIS SO BADLY OH MY GOD
hunter being like “i made it! hey! so this is really the place, huh?” and hunter feeling himself because adrien’s no longer nearby and he can breathe and marinette is still very sweet and nice… and luka being uncharacteristically mean 😳 hunter orders a beer and luka barely entertains him with all the questions like usual. i gotta give hunter some bad traits so that adrien/luka just don’t seem like assholes… maybe he just says a “women can’t drive” joke, while marinette’s making derpy faces with luka every time hunter looks away
i need to make luka be a little bit snippy, too. it would be great to make him not just the Good Dough Boy Who Is Unfalliable, he needs to have character development too…
oh anon oh anon oh ANON 🥰🥰🥰🥰 the amount of hickies he’d give her, the way he’d smear her MAKEUP 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 how cruel can luka get with her 😳😳😳 not letting her come at all as punishment? leaving her buzzing and antsy, having to grab adrien and have him help her out because luka is punishing her for leading hunter on????
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askclaireelford · 2 years
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have you heard of among us claire.
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hmm.. i don't think so!
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if you don't mind, could you tell me what it is?
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drpinkhenry · 2 years
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I feel this is accurate and i don't know why.
Dr. Henry Miller: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.
"That's rather far from what I meant by 'flesh merged with steel.'
Owning a Roomba and taping knives to it, on the other hand...Your idea may have merit in that regard."
Henry needs to make a quick trip to the hardware store.
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jfouler · 2 years
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You are not immune to women in suits
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"women in sui- women in suits, huh..?" tugs at his shirt collar. “no, yeah. yeah. yeah, no, yeah-”
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