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jfouler · 2 hours
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i was thinking about a jamie superhero au and its funny bc really he already IS just a very weird genre of a superhero if you think hard about it
the double life, the fighting baddies in the nighttimes, the Divorce, the DADDY ISSUES... the SHADY CORPORATIONS... so real
and who needs powers when you have a glock
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jfouler · 3 days
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every time a picrew doesn't have beard or body hair options i cry a little. this is me this is who you're hurting
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jfouler · 4 days
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"me?- i-"
he's about to say something witty about melting hearts because he's such a sweetie - then gives a sharp little breath as he's shoved backward, stumbling on his feet and making a whole show of coughing and sputtering.
"hey, hey! chill outt!" he hisses, voice breathy and exasperated. "do you act like this toward everybody? i've done nothin' wrong here. my idiot friends back there are a different story, though."
he straightens up, kicking a piece of gravel with his shoe.
"look, i'm just warnin' ya. that's all. truce?"
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“if there's a joke here, it's you ! ” she laughs without caring how cruel it sounds, even to her own ears; she laughs until the pain creeps into her ribcage. it was unfair how much she hates him already.
and xuliana hears but doesn't listen. the anger brews enough peroxide to bleach her own bones. she swats his hand away. “does being the 'hottest guy at school' melt your brains ? I don't need your help.”
to emphasize the point, xuliana outright tries to shove him away with full body force.
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jfouler · 4 days
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every time i write teenage jamie i physically cringe. he has that much power
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jfouler · 5 days
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send me  ‘ 👨‍👦 ‘  + a question about my muse, and my muse’s father will answer it! 
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jfouler · 6 days
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love when a man has dark brown eyes and an air of impending doom about him
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jfouler · 7 days
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i think jamie's mom deserves a sideblog idc i write enough unhinged old men and i have to write unhinged old WOMEN. meemaw!!
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jfouler · 9 days
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🎄  ─  decorate a christmas tree together
@yxllowcoat just uh. pretend it’s still christmastime lol
anything would be better than his last christmas. not that he has much of a standard for the holiday anyway... but the quiet is nice. the world is muted by the snow outside.
"auuugh, goddamn-"
still, jamie gives an unnecessarily dramatic groan of annoyance as he hauls an old, dusty box of christmas tree ornaments into the room, setting it down on the floor with a thud.
he briefly wonders if this girl has experienced the holiday... doesn't seem likely. and that's fine, because jamie never really got it either.
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"i don't even know what's in here, kid. you take a look, see what you like, i guess-"
a small spider scurries out of the box. festive.
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jfouler · 9 days
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stories from the tenants downstairs.
dialogue prompts from stories from the tenants downstairs by sidik fofana.
i can buy whatever i want.
you're still fine. almost finer than me.
i wanted to introduce myself. i swear that's all.
you need to hear the truth about yourself, once in a while.
say it to my face, not on the phone.
what you have is valuable, and they won't look you in the eye when you take it.
say it in plain english.
sometimes the only thing that works is making examples out of people.
i really do love adventures.
you'll get whatever's coming to you.
you can get anything if your heart's cold enough.
let me cook you something.
you never could beat me.
you're proving you're an asshole, that's all.
you want to share your side of the story?
you can be smart when you want to.
nobody knows my worries but me and god.
see what you get for trying to be me?
i'm staying away from trouble.
you're tossing a lot of words in the air.
i work with everybody i have to.
some people say i'm a good person.
people who don't learn lessons should still get caught.
you always gotta drive people into your trouble.
i'm just a watcher. that's what's wrong with me.
you really are a fiend.
too much love will kill you.
go get your dream.
stop feeling sorry for yourself.
ask me what i remember about the second time.
i know how people's minds work.
you gonna let the tabloids ruin your life?
this is ridiculous. it's been months.
you want to know what it is, don't you?
my life is a mess now.
my own mother is scared of me.
we should start a group or something.
i try to mind my business.
be your own man.
i'm not just saying that because of what happened.
people are gonna stare at us.
i gotta do everything myself.
i hate when you cry. something inside me gets really sad, too.
you coming or not?
stick to the script.
every person is supposed to be good at something.
that's the first time you've ever agreed with anything i said.
education is important. it's a must.
you think i threw everything away.
i love talking about celebrities whose lives are a mess.
can i speak to you in private?
what is this really about? are you gonna tell me, or do i have to spend hours reading it on your face?
i almost didn't recognize you.
here i am. your move.
some people say they're about change, when they're really about rounds of applause.
i may not be the sharpest in the shed, but i've got ideas.
i see you're all riled up.
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jfouler · 9 days
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might be powerful enough to write things tonight... manifesting
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jfouler · 10 days
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a silly oc animatic after 84 years... nature is healing (but jamie's parents sure aren't)
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jfouler · 11 days
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a silly oc animatic after 84 years... nature is healing (but jamie's parents sure aren't)
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jfouler · 11 days
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jfouler · 12 days
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————————— TO ME, MY XMEN !
independent, selective superhero multimuse ft. x-men '97's morph, wolverine, and rogue. includes other marvel comics characters like peter parker and johnny blaze in addition to detective comic characters like jason todd, clark kent, kara zor-el, and more. wowed by loo ( 19, he/him )
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jfouler · 14 days
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✉ — Ophelia looks over at her messages and sees…!!!
Send me a ✉ for a text message not meant for your muse.
[📨] So there's a situation with the dream demon.
[📨] ...Not the sheep
[📨] ...Or the old woman. I mean the one that looks like a worm.
[📨] Anyway, you know the deal. Get your ass to the track field ASAP or I swear to god I won't be nice this time.
A looong minute goes by before the realization hits.
[📨] 😕
[📨] Sorry. That was for my coworker
[📨] 👍
[📨] zzddfcvvv
...Perhaps the demon worm stepped on his keyboard-??
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jfouler · 14 days
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the most unexpected soap character arc of 2023-2024 was going from "i hate superheroes" to "man i love superheroes"
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jfouler · 15 days
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Send me✏️ for my muse to draw your muse.
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