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milflewis · 2 years

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Nando saying that next year he won't have that problem [Esteban] anymore, pls 😭😭

FERNANDO SAID WHAT

#pls anon u can’t just drop this without the source im wheezing #was it a joke or. my god did este do smth #anon tag #niamh.asks

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kithtaehyung · 2 years

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3tan bro is bang pd asks get funnier when I remember that bro is a fuckboy

That’s what I’m saying!!!💀💀💀

#i’m wheezing #pls!!#anon #asks:3tan #3fan:bro #*ryenfictalk #mailbox💌

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blonde-fraumell · 2 years

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This is mildly cursed but I'm gonna say Willy Wonka, not sure about the other two yet

I- what

I gave myself a headache laughing at this. Willy Wonka??? why???? This is the funniest thing anyone's compared me to!

#ask blonde #ask game #holy shit #i am wheezing #told my mom this and she nodded somberly before saying she could see it #please please PLEASE enlighten me #i want to know how I remind you of the silly candy crazy man #i love this anon whoever you are /pl

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queensconquest · 2 years

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Anonymous said: I’m sure Hisoka will certainly enjoy the view ~

“ Probably. “ Chrollo gives an affirmative hum at the remark but otherwise reveals nothing of his thoughts.

#Anonymous #wheeze anon pls #you are correct tho #〉the head of the spider〈 — ᛭ ⌜chrollo⌟

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guiltye · 11 months

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Make a dean blog

dean just lets out a drift of a chuckle, clearly amused and smug.

#anon.#replies.#don't give him a bigger head??? than he already has????????????#(no pun intended).#BUT FNSDJAKFNDKSJFKSFAS PLS IM WHEEZING.

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magicalara · 1 year

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you sly ass little fucker you knew redcliff would get me. i adore redcliff to the very bottom of my core

i always say i have 4 hearts. one for redcliff, one for grelle, one for the homios(my friend group), and one for everyything else

also please write that redcliff analysis please please pleaaa

WATER YOU AINT SLICK BUDDY

THERE ISNT ANYONE ELSE ON THIS APP THAT'D CALL ME A "SLY ASS LITTLE FUCKER" LIKE THAT

I KNEW IT WAS YOU

#pls tell me I'm right #i wheezed when i saw the sly ass little fucker #and yes ill write it just give me time 😭#table anon

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l4nd0n0rr1s · 3 months

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hi babe! i noticed it’s been a couple since you last posted is everything okay? 🥺🥺 i’ve been waiting for another upload

the better ricciardo | DR3

SUMMARY: in which daniel and his wife y/n feed their online children with content PAIRING: daniel ricciardo x fem!reader AUTHOR'S NOTE: hi anon!! im ngl i fell victim to seasonal depression and had no energy for anything, but im back!! LINKS: add yourself to my taglsit here! REQUESTS ARE OPEN

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thank you danny for going out in torrential rain to get me chocolate, how cute does he look in his little rain jacket <3

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danielricciardo i want the kinder eggs tho pls

↳ yourusername i suppose that's the least i could do

fan5 get you a man that leaves in a full on thunderstorm to buy you not just one bar of chocolate like you asked for, but an entire box full

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i dont like rain, so i took her to greece 🇬🇷

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yourusername this is why i married you

↳ riabish bae who is that i thought we were married

↳ yourusername sorry wifey this is my sidechick/stalker idk who he is

↳ danielricciardo pardon

fan3 NOT RIA STEALING DANIEL'S WIFE

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got our vows renewed in greece because why not?

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danielricciardo can we do it again it was fun

↳ yourusername can we recreate the night aswell

↳ fan8 WOAAAAHHH???

any and all feedback is highly appreciated!

REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

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love lauren x

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seattlesellie · 1 year

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HIHIHIHIHI CAN PLS U WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THIS https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cq4ZwkQJLEM/?igshid=MTIyMzRjYmRlZg==

ELLIE WOULD DEFINITELY DO THIS JUST TO ANNOY AT U FIRST THEN IT KINDA JUST STUCK AROUND

PLELALALSE anon this is so silly and so ellie coded 😭

laying in bed with ellie, just chilling and watching tv, probably family guy (i hq ellie as being a cartoons lover. i already said shed be a sucker for spongebob…. shed probably be like “im sooo squidward dude” when she’s literally spongebob in human form) laying on her chest while shes caressing your head <3 listening to her cackling at silly jokes and throwing out random “that was so funny” and “babe did you hear that? you’re literally meg” which makes you go like????? what are you talking about. you can feel yourself slowly doze off, eyelids becoming heavier and heavier, no longer focused on the screen. now, ellie usually gets pissed when you fall asleep because she wants you to stay awake with her, she has this thing where if she shows you something, whether its a show or a movie she likes she would quite literally stare at you the entire time to see your reaction, like if you dont laugh at something she finds to be the most hilarious thing in the world (watching superbad with her was an experience) she would literally roll her eyes at you and get mad 😭 (this one time she was fully side eyeing you throughout an entire one and a half hour movie and you were like “ELLIE i can see you looking at me”)

but, you look so peaceful and cute laying on her that she almost doesnt nudge you, almost lets you be and allows you to sink in to a deep sleep…. almost. but its ellie. and she cant. so she pokes you lightly till you open your eyes and shes just fixated on you. she looks so serious and goes like “babe. i have something super duper fucking important to tell you” and youre all concerned and ask her what happened. n she almost feels bad but she pulls you in to sit next to her.

“i need to do something” she says w her raspy voice and youre gone because why the hell is her voice so dreamy?

she slowly moves her face closer to yours, puts her hand on your cheek and kisses you. and its so sweet and so delicate, that its almost believeable that this is the only thing she wanted to do.

“awww…” you peck her again. “just wanted a kiss?”

shes like, swallowing in her grin now. and she looks so stupid because god knows ellie cannot hold her laugh like, ever.

“mhhm” she says, and she moves closer to kiss you again. this time, she just BLOWS HER FUCKING LUNGS OUT INTO YOUR MOUTH and bursts out laughing like a fucking idiot. youre stood there like 😨 and shes wheezing “oh my god - you should see your face dude” wiping away her dumbass ellie tears. safe to say ellie keeps doing that over and over again till one day you decide to do it back to her, which makes her go like “woah… did you just” looking like a kicked puppy 😭

#anon 🎀#this is so silly i luv fluff #ellie williams #ellie x reader #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams fluff

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milflewis · 1 year

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No yeah I'm at work so I'm not supposed to be on my phone and think about Omegaverse lmao and rushing so I couldn't set the tone but I am DELIGHTED that you are seeing Alpha Mick bc before that I thought you were mental

agahajksksk PLS. first of all. i have always seen mick as an alpha DEPENDING !! depending on the narrative you’re trying to tell but second. how is thinking that mick is an omega my red flag. i actually think it’s a green one and shows that i am v sane

#this is so funny pls im wheezing #omegaverse #anon tag #niamh.asks

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covenantofthedeep · 10 months

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small talk; you are in love ☆

feat. | childe, thoma! summary | gradually getting more comfy w them a/n | plsplspls rb :] i hope this was close to what you wanted anon!! pls enjoy!

childe |

childe's used to stunning people into silence, but you've been nothing but silence since you met. one of your common friends had suggested that you two would be really good friends--maybe even more? you had agreed to meet with childe, solely because you figured, what could go wrong?

your first date (or... meet, perhaps) is perfect, except for the fact that you say about twenty words to him in total. he frets about it later; was he really so awful?

the second date, at a coffee shop, is marginally better, where you had tried to force yourself out of your shyness and ended up word vomiting about your feelings on straight black coffee. and then you realized he was holding a cup of black coffee, and you had wished for a giant sinkhole to swallow you up.

the third date, you're absolutely determined to make it enjoyable for both you and him. you ask him if he wants to see a movie you really like, and he agrees, wondering if you'll open up to him this time. (he's completely smitten with you, as much as he's embarrassed to admit.)

after the movie, stepping out into the blinding bright lights, you immediately start chattering. "oh, did you like the music? i swear i got goosebumps! i love movie theater popcorn so much, what about you? what's your favorite candy? honestly, i'm a little hungry, do you want to grab dinner or something? what did you think about the scene where...." you trail off, embarrassed, when childe laughs.

"that's most you've ever said to me," he marvels, winking at you.

and so you continue, dropping your thoughts about anything and everything, and, for once, childe is completely silent, and he honestly wouldn't have it any other way.

thoma |

you've had feelings for thoma since you first saw him at the kamisato estate. you were really close with ayaka at the time, and had seen him nearly every day. unfortunately, you always froze up when he approached, going completely silent.

ayaka had noticed this, and tried to push you two together, despite your protests that haven't you noticed that i can't say anything around him?

and so you wind up having a picnic together, and you have never been more nervous.

unbeknownst to you, thoma had been fascinated with you too--he liked the way that you laughed completely freely with ayaka behind her door, and how you snorted when you laughed. his aim for your picnic-date was to make you laugh like that, although, it appeared, it would be a little difficult.

it's a perfect day, with a spread of foods that would usually have you digging in, but today, you're so incredibly on edge that you've managed to spill the entire pot of tea and upend the tray of katsu sandwiches. quietly cursing under your breath and dabbing in vain at the stain of tea, you wonder why you had gone along with ayaka.

and then he beams at you, and you remember.

"here," he says, ever the gentleman, "leave that alone. it's fine, we can just cover it up with the sangayaki." he shifts the sangayaki onto the stain. "see? it's perfectly fine."

you shake your head at him and smile, reaching for an egg roll, when suddenly, the ridiculousness of it all shocks you, and you drop the egg roll and laugh. then you start wheezing, and snorting, and thoma looks so utterly befuddled that it gets you going again. a minute later, he joins in, holding onto his taiyaki with one hand.

he drops it into his lap, the chocolate spilling out onto his pant leg, and you realize, laughing at him, perhaps all you needed with him was a little push in the right direction.

#pspspsp do u get the song do u get it do u get it #thoma x reader #thoma genshin impact #childe x reader #childe genshin impact #tartaglia x reader #tartaglia #genshin fluff #genshin impact fluff #genshin imagines #thoma fluff #childe fluff #also sorry i think both of those were ooc. but um #i need to write more #this was totally honestly ass

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loverboybreakdowns · 10 months

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if you are transmasc you cant reclaim tranny 👍its literally rooted transmisogyny

wheezing this is so hilarious 😭 anon pls touch grass

#ik i shouldnt answer anon hate but this is just so funny to me #asks!#rambling

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shankschewtoy · 2 years

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OMG OKAY SO- I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE FOR THE CAPSLOCK BUT I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS WHILE I WAS DOING THE DISHES—

How would the worst gen trio react to fanservice scenes of the reader? More specifically: the typical anime onsen scene. aka those japanese(??) baths where it's steamy and stuff).

AND IN ADDITION: the writers and authors for the anime are aware of how large the 'simping for the crimson reaper' fandom is so they decided to make a call out in the scene where the characters, in ckuding reader, look at the camera when they mention that reader has a lot of worshippers even as a pirate(?). HOW WOULD THE WORST GEN TRIO REACT TO THAT?? BECAUSE I LITERALLY BEGAN LAUGHING LIKE A HYENA WHEN MY BRAIN SUDDENLY THOUGHT OF THIS WHILE DOING THE DISHES :'DDDDD

— yours truly, also a eustass kid simp anon 🥀

a/n - NO DW ABT CAPS I YELL ALOT ANYWAY 💀 damn maybe I should do dishes so I’d have good ideas 😭 oh. My. GOD. YES OML I- I CHOKED ON MY WATER WHEN I READ OVER THIS- TY KID SIMP ANON YOU’RE THE BEST

Warnings ⚠️ - g/n reader, worst gen trio live together in an apartment

Law

- oh he was doing COMPLETELY fine while watching op with a cup of water in his hand

- He took a sip, closing his eyes and sighing with how nice the ice cold water felt

- Once he reopened them, he spit it out, clutching his throat while coughing and wheezing

- On-screen, he saw you in nothing but a towel on!

- law.exe has stopped working

- He almost had to call the ambulance because he was choking so badly 💀

- he was literally struggling to turn the tv off, dropping it and the remote accidentally turning up the volume (pls this is so horrible 😭 I’m so sorry law)

- he was literally dying, figuratively and- literally because he’s having absolutely no luck with trying to stop coughing

- The volume was so fucking loud

- OF COURSE IT WAS A SCENE WITH YOU IN A BATHROOM WITH ALMOST NO CLOTHES ON

- The sounds in this scene were also- kind of questionable

- He literally was banging the floor, trying to drink more water to help himself not die such a stupid death

- “Trafalgar Law, death by water”

- no he wouldn’t ever allow that to happen

- then suddenly, he saw that you and the other characters turned straight towards the camera

- “So uh… I guess I have a lot of worshippers?? I’m a pirate guys..” You said with an awkward look in your eyes

- You had an abundance of fan letters right beside you, and this was one of those special edition episodes

- Law was so- red

- He was freaking out SO MUCH

- At the same time, he loves you so much. But then feels so stupid for falling in love with a fictional character 😭

- The TV was so loud that when Luffy and Kid barged through the door, they immediately asked questions

- “Why are you groaning Torao?!” -Luffy

- “Is that you or the TV…?” -Kid (kid this is the one time I’m gonna say you did smth good :)

- Law turned bright red. And I mean BRIGHT red

- he threw himself across the floor like a worm, grabbing the remote while wheezing

- he kept pressing the button to turn the TV off to no avail

- “DAMN IT!”

- He yelled, slamming his fist into the remote, finally getting it to turn off

- He was breathing so heavily, his heart pounding from stress, fear, and embarrassment

- He almost died choking on his own water, because of seeing his fictional crush in a bath scene 💀

- Luffy and Kid looked at each other with the same look in their eyes

- “YOU’RE A SIMPPPPPPP!” They both cheered, making fun of him to no end

- they were like little kids saying “na na na na na” around Law

- he had a headache before, but now he thinks he has brain damage from these two 😭

- he secretly saved that episode for.. later purposes you could say 👀

Kid

- he usually watches one piece while tinkering with some of his new machines, he likes listening to your voice in the background

- It helps him work lol

- all of the sudden, he heard water noises, so he turned to the tv out of curiosity of what was happening

- maybe you were fighting someone again?

- his eyes went wide, and he dropped his hammer into his foot, making him start screaming like a madman

- “FUCK- DAMMIT FUCKING- OW-“

- He was hopping around on one foot for a long time after that

- when he finally calmed himself down, he went straight towards the tv as fast as he could

- You were in nothing but a towel, your feet hanging in the warm water of the hot springs

- Steam making your skin almost glisten with the lighting

- Kid had to swallow hard, and he swore to himself, he better not be getting turned on by a literal anime scene

- he was almost frozen in time

- you turned towards the screen, literally staring right at him which made him turn bright red like his hair

- his foot was throbbing from his injury earlier, but this was obviously more important 🙄

- “Wow- that’s a lot of.. People who like me- guys I’m a pirate you know right?? Not exactly the best person ever-“

- Kid was about to punch his face to see if this episode was real-

- it literally seemed like you were staring right at him as you were talking!

- he clenched his fist, getting ready to punch his face as he closed his eyes, then swinging his fist quickly

- it flew just in front of his face, hitting the tv in front of him, making it completely shatter and fall into the ground

- He was wondering why he didn’t even feel a single ounce of pain, he swore he swung pretty hard..

- He opened his eyes and then realized, he fucked up

- “GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!”

- He screamed, grabbing his red tufts of fluffy hair with stress

- When Law came downstairs to see what all the commotion was about, his eyes widened

- “You broke the fucking tv????”

- “WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE GENIUS?!”

- “MEATTTTT!” *snores*

- “...the fuck?” -Kid/Law

- Law made Kid buy a new one since he’s the one who broke it

- and Law also told him to watch those types of scenes on his phone and not on the tv

- man was so angry at Law for telling him that, but also the most tomato colored man on earth

- kid now watches one piece only on his phone, in his room, and with headphones on so no one will disturb him

- and also to prevent the risk of having to buy another tv

- also to avoid arguing with Luffy over what show to watch

- 😭

Luffy

- Luffy managed to convince both of his roommates to watch this special episode of one piece with him

- Man was so excited he got out the meat too-

- Law and Kid didn’t mind the episode so far, until it got to a bath scene (which pretty much every classic anime has-)

- Luffy picked his nose, not even paying attention to what was going on

- “Ugh.. This is kinda boring, I thought I’d get to see y/n fighting-!”

- He started to shout before he saw you in only a towel, nothing more

- he didn’t drop his meat, but he stopped mid-bite, his mouth already wrapping around the entire bone

- Kid and Law looked down at him with a deadpan expression

- No one talked for at least 4 minutes

- they were all frozen in the same position for so long that luffy’s meat was going cold

- he then noticed that your eyes stared straight into his, almost as if you were standing right in front of him

- his eyes went wide, and you went in to explain, “Wow- that’s a lot of.. People that like me? guys. I’m evil.”

- Luffy jumped out of his seat and started to tackle the tv

- “No! You’re amazing y/n! You’re super powerful and everything! I still wanna fight you! You’re not evil!”

- He screamed, wrapping his legs around the tv

- “DUMBASS YOU’RE GONNA BREAK IT!” -kid

- Kid had to run forward, making Law try to pry Luffy off the tv while Kid held it upright as much as he could

- “LET GO OF ME TORAO I’M EXPLAINING SOMETHIN’”

- “THEN GET OFF THE TV!” -Law

- He went on a rant, and even after the episode was already done, he was listing all the reasons of why he looks up to you and why he literally thinks you’re so amazing 😭

- when the scene started, it was 5pm

- it was now 8pm.

- Law and Kid beat his ass afterwards 💀

a/n - pls I swear this was so funny 😭 tysm kid simp anon you’re amazing as always 🥺

<3

#one piece #one piece x reader #one piece hcs #anime hcs #trafalgar d water law #law x reader #law one piece #eustass kid #kid x reader #luffy x reader #monkey d. luffy #luffy one piece #luffy headcanons #luffy x y/n #law x y/n #kid one piece

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zhongrin · 7 months

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ー and that's a wrap!!!

note: this is a thank-you post and i’ll be posting an ‘explanation’ post after this, just give me some time to compile all the information <3

so. obviously i just have to do this because man. that was a whole ride hahahah thank you so so so so so SO MUCH to people who participated actively in the ebg???? i am????? not worthy??????? lsjdkfjskldf

special mentions to: (ps. please check them out; these are all wonderful, talented writers. be sure to read their rules first, though!!!)

@kurikurikurisu / @risustravelogue thank you for putting up with my insanity throughout this event…. and for being the first to bring in their hubby to sneak around the teahouse! lol smart move!! i’m guessing you’ll bring your other hubby next time for the fun of it and i am. looking forward to it already hahahah also that morse code → vigenere cipher will haunt my nightmares now thanks- /silly

@crystalflygeo you precious precious gem. i am still wheezing at that meme you sent me. here’s to hoping the next time crys visits the teahouse it doesn’t smell like sea salt and frost anymore heh ;)) also fontaine tea time double date when? <3

@floraldresvi thank you for being the source of romance this ebg lol tartarin is a sinking ship so everyone better hop in to covivi!! all jokes aside, i love writing your interactions with coviello so much (and based on the comments everyone else seems to enjoy it too hahahah) i 🚢!!!!!

@silentmoths MOTH!!! YOUR WINGS 😭 will drinking tea make it grow back??? i offer the finest silk for you to munch on after this hsdlfjskdf anyway, be it the last ebg or this one, i love seeing the little moth flying about in the teahouse hehe <3

@ainescribe / @lychniis i hate (read: love) you. why did you have to bring back the nightmarish cipher into this smh /j anyway…. another event to be recorded in the record keeper’s books, eh? i hope you enjoyed this ebg too <3

@queen-belial you madlad /pos. the way you write ousldjflshdjflksd i feel a little bad i can only respond with small snippets because man. those are. yummy yummy meals you were dishing out there!!! capitano is coming for childe’s ass atp that ginger better watch out lmaoooo

@abyssmal-skies tysm for granting me the opportunities to up the creepy factor lol i’m glad you managed to piece together what happened!! looking forward if you ever decide on joining an ebg next time :3

@the-travelling-witch HOLLYYYYYY. thank you for letting me 'borrow' your husband and allowing me to make him a little... uhh... #deranged lol. honestly you’re one of the reasons why i went “ok so…. only my blog needs to simp for childe. i don’t…. time to make someone else ‘run’ the blog…. >:)” because for lord’s sake i am very much not attracted to him and i just. can’t. do. it. #chilly4ever #chillyno1

@leftdestiny-posts / @intothegenshinworld that letter almost took me out ngl i am. i am still crying and sobbing over it hsldfjskldjflksdf PLEASE. also shiro protection squad <;3 *silently wipes bloodied hand on a tea towel*

@kopidense / @ask-court-genshin heyyyy fellow murder accomplice (for legal reasons, disclaimer: this does not involve any real human bodies whatsoever) 🙌🏻 thanks for dropping by!! also pls tell your two friends i said hi winkwink #truezhonglimainsstickstogether /silly

@navxry actually yk what no. no thanks for you, you gremlin /silly but thanks for the trauma i guess- /j

@i23kazu YING!!! thank you so so so so much for hosting this ebg! it has been super fun and i (and i’m sure everyone else thinks the same) really appreciate your effort in putting things together!!

and of course all of the other people who sent in asks, be in anon or non-anon, be it a silly ask or a sabotage attempt or a rp attempt — please know that i really really really appreciate each and every single one of you!!!

your participation means a lot and it’s the literal driving force behind my passion in constantly drawing and writing stuff whenever i have time these past 7 days. i haven’t written or drawn any content whatsoever in weeks. do you see the power you hold over us writers by sending in fics & silly stuff now?? i hope you do.

also, even if you didn’t participate at all, i appreciate you for still sticking with me despite having to deal with my silliness for past week 😌

sending you all my kithes /p and hugs and a cup of your preferred tea! <3

#rin plays ebg #a psa from rin

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starsfic · 1 year

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Mk gets really sick and tries to hide it but eventually collapses infront of everyone. Freaks them out and gets a lesson in self care pls.

monkiekidmadness-deactivated202: Can we get a sick mk trying to hide hes sick but ends up collapsing in front of wukong. And the monkie king just freaking out panicked. Please

Anon: Can you write mk sick with the stomach flu or motion sick but being stubborn about it

Anon: Idea for MK getting a cold and Wukong’s monkey instincts to flare up due to it until he can’t control them anymore, leading to a very animalistic and firm Wukong carrying MK everywhere like a baby monkey whilst chirping to comfort him all the while looking for medicine

Anon: Prompt, Wukong goes to train MK after the finale only to find him weak and overexhausted from power usage as his body makes room for the ever increasing amount of magic in his system.Monkey dad isn’t having MK’s insistence that he’s fine

Qi Xiaotian had been feeling off all week.

Well, no, that was a lie. He had been feeling for a solid month. Xiaotian really couldn’t blame himself. With the Lady Bone Demon’s defeat, making sure the city was all freed from her weird ice-crystal-bone stuff, making sure her hostess was set up comfortably, helping Long Xiaojiao through the removal of the Samadhi fire, everything felt weird and off. That included training.

Sun Wukong had asked if they could pause training for a week. He had sounded so tired that Xiaotian couldn’t bring himself to refuse. Whether his mentor wanted to admit it or not, Wukong had been through what had to be a terrifying experience. He probably needed more time than anyone to recover.

But now today was their first training session since everything had gone down!

And now Xiaotian was feeling sick.

No. No, he wasn’t. Xiaotian was perfectly fine! He rubbed at the red eyes that was just because of going through the volcanoes. He let out a sneeze as he landed on the beach. Volcanic ash. That’s all that was.

He blinked. Huh. Was the ground a lot closer than it seemed? Xiaotian blinked, gold overtaking his vision. Well, that was a surprise.

There was…probably a…

“Kid?”

-_-

Wukong was a selfish monkey.

That was a truth he had known for a long time. He was a selfish, violent, annoying demon. But he was trying his best to fix himself. He pushed past the urge just to collapse and sleep to make sure Xiaotian was alright constantly. Even if he knew, deep down, Xiaotian didn’t need him.

Except for right now.

Xiaotian was hunched over on the beach, grasping at his shirt, staring at Wukong with golden eyes. Based on his confused expression, he wasn’t doing it on purpose. “What’s wrong?” Wukong asked, helping his successor up. And then stand, because the moment he stood, he was falling over. “Kid, what happened?”

“I’m fine…” Xiaotian wheezed out. His breathing sounded off. In the moment, “clunky” was the best thing Wukong could think. He tried to push away, but nearly faceplanted. “Probably got a cold or something. Maybe the flu?”

A cold? Wukong hadn’t seen a human with a cold for a while. But, based on his memories, humans with colds didn’t act like this. The flu seemed to be a better possibility (even if it was concerning how the kid had still came thinking he had the flu), but Wukong had a feeling that something else was going on. Wukong blinked and allowed his vision to be overtaken by gold-

And, yep. That wasn’t good.

Normally, Xiaotian’s magic swirled inside him, moving through his systems like blood did through veins in a healthy in and out. Right now, however, Xiaotian was throbbing with magic, like how a bloody wound throbbed. Fine cracks, invisible to the naked eye, laced across his skin. Wukong felt a protective fire rise as he gripped Xiaotian’s shoulders, helping him back onto his feet to lean onto him. “How long have you been feeling like this?”

His answer was a little shrug. “...a month…It’s not that bad-”

“A MONTH?!”

The noise Wukong meant to make was a hiss. Instead, an angrily worried shriek escaped him. Xiaotian jumped at the sudden loud noise, his face contorting into a mixture of fear and confusion. He nearly fell over, but Wukong kept his grip tight on him. His mind raced.

Okay. Okay, keep calm. He could handle this.

The next movement made Xiaotian shriek as Wukong pulled him up onto his back. “Monkey King?!” he said, his voice cracking into a raspier tone in the middle. On instinct, his legs wrapped around his waist as his arms wrapped around his neck. “What are you doing?!”

“It’s okay, bud,” Wukong said, beginning to walk. Thankfully, his voice had soothed out into more of a chirp he used on the younger monkeys. He let out an actual soothing chirp. He felt Xiaotian relax at the noise and felt a smile form. “We’re just gonna go to my cabin and get some medicine for you, okay?”

There wasn’t any words. Just a positive-sounding hum and a too-warm forehead pressing against his shoulder. Wukong hoped Xiaotian didn’t notice him speed up.

And hopefully something that could help with that magic issue.

#my writing #LMK #Monkie Kid #LEGO Monkie Kid #Sun Wukong #Qi Xiaotian #prompt fic #prompt fill #fic #fanfic #fanfiction

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enden-k · 1 year

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With the anon that said, like a good couple days a go, how you are so lucky (bc of jing yuan only 10 pull) , I notice there is two types of youn luck:

Alhaitham (and zhongli if I recall correctly, and honorable mention to heizou) : mhm you think it will be that easy? How bold... I would like to see you try

Childe, Kaveh and Jing Yuan: *out of breath * Esteemed Sir! * still trying to catch their breath * We heard you want *deep breath * our presence as soon as possible *another deep breath * HERE WE ARE! Hope we didn't keep you waiting!

AKJBKCJ FER PLS I CAN SEE KAVEH RUNNING AND WHEEZING FR 😭💚

zl was difficult but at least i was lucky on some of his constellation pulls.

haitham? haitham was a nightmare.

my haitham is C2 - i lost every single 50/50 on his banner. my upcoming constellation pulls for his rerun really make me scared. that mf sent me a diluc every single time on his banner last time (my diluc was already C6 at that time so it rlly was pain), if i get more dilucs im going to post bald haitham again istg (i hate him sm)

kaveh was the luckiest ever. literally the first pull i did and i C6 him so easily within 80 saved wishes or so, i feel so loved 🥹 (i love him sm)

(i know once bbg blade comes out he will be a pain as well, i just have his feeling. thats why im saving up already and skipping luocha and silver wolf (i have zero interest for both of them anw LMFAO))

#reply #friend tag ♡

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shiny-jr · 2 years

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Vil was absolutely livid. His fingers ran over your hair, checking you over for injuries, and smoothing down the wrinkles in your outfit. All of his actions were gentle in contrast to his harsh tone and enraged expression. "How dare they try to touch you...?! Those disgusting no-good--- They have no right! Someone as lowly as them, would only sully you! Right now we need more guards! I cannot risk you getting hurt! Who knows what she would've done? From now on, you will be accompanied by an entourage of a dozen bodyguards. I will continue to stick by you and protect you. lI'm sorry, my dear, you do not deserve to go through this. You only deserve the best"

HHsjajjaj ajaiwi GRRR4BARKBARKBARKEMAKSNEJABARKBARKBARKBAKR, TIS I RACCOON ANON IS BACK FROM THE DEAD AND I AM BACK TO SCREAMING

JsQIIQOWOWOwOwOW, VIL AWOOGA, HE IS SO so IWIWJWOWJSOWOEJRIOWJQJED I AM GOING TO FIZz AND POP LIKE A SODA BOTTLE MY GOD, THIS MAN IS SO so FINE, sOMEONE PLS SEMD HEL P

I AM DYING, VIL MY DIVINE BEAUTY, WHEN WHEN YOU YOU WHEN [ SCREAMS INTO MY PILLOW ]

YOUR WRITING IS SO SCRUMPTIOUS, IT'S SO- [ CRUTCHES YOUR WRITING AND SHAKES IT LIKE A SNOWGLOBE ]

HNAGAJSHAJANSNSN, IM SIMPING SO HARD, ROLLING ON THE BED, KICKING MY LEGS, GIGGLING LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL WHILE STARING AT MY PHONE RN

- Raccoon Anon 🦝

Oh wow, Raccoon Anon emerges from the dark, what a privilege to be graced with a visit.

Okay, but I saw this about two hours ago when I woke up. My eyes kinda hurt and I was still groggy probably because of the time I slept. Anyways, despite my condition at that time, I couldn't help but wheeze at this ask. I wish I could pin asks. Because damn, y'all soft yan Vil simps don't appear too often, but when you do you make yourself known. "I am going to fiz and pop like a soda bottle, my god" is probably now one of my most favorite lines said by an anon I know. Also "crutches your writing and shakes it like a snowglobe" got a laugh out of me.

#shiny speaks #twst #vil schoenheit #soft yan vil #shiny meme

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