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#and was like ‘no. 🧍‍♂️ fake news’
victimized-martyr · 2 years
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stole this from basu on twt bc 🙌🏼 preaaachh
#kyman#south park#i also am in love with the absolute denial he was in during PC#craziest shit I’ve ever seen#Kyle deadass saw eric’s wedding ring. and wife. and KIDS#and was like ‘no. 🧍‍♂️ fake news’#kyle heard cartman havin sex?? he doesn’t tell them to stop bc it’s rude. he tells eric’s wife ‘hey ur husband gave me aids’ and DOESNT#CLARIFY SHIT and bro doesn’t realize the fucking implications#Kyle getting worked up over heiman NOT for her sake. but eric’s#’in a way wE’rE aLl gOiNg oUt wiTh cArTmAn’ what the FUCK does that mean kyle#kyle’s stupid little ‘Hey heidi so I know you and cartman have an anniversary comin up’ (I. no words.) c#‘some of us don’t think cartman’s qualified to be with you. what do you find in him that’s remotely REDEEMING’#motherfucker didn’t even ask why she liked him. asks what’s ‘redeeming ‘ abt him. kyle I know wanting to redeem cartman is Your Thing but#jesus dude let heidi speak for herself#don’t get me started when the girls were like ‘do u like heidi?’ and kyle had a mental breakdown (he’s always known when he Likes a Girl.#wtf why was he so torn up abt it.)#also Kyle ‘I hate Cartman let’s exclude him from building boats’ Brofloski goin ‘awww cartman i’m sorry’ as soon as#Cartman gets emo abt the ‘surgery’ and is the first to include him in boat building#AND THEN proceeds to be on top of eric abt the quality of boats?? when no one else cares? not even BUTTERS? y does he care so much??#weirdo. fuckin weirdo fr
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pendragon-writes · 1 year
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141 Taskforce with A Flirt M!Reader Headcanons
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AN: Keep in mind I'm not a flirt nor have I ever been called one so this will be interesting but difficult lol. (Technically can be read as Gn as well but this is what was requested)
Captain Price
Let's be honest here he likes the compliments but gets annoyed from time to time.
Well depending on if it is repetitive that is.
He'll laugh off the compliments and flirty comments.
Laughs at the reactions of others especially at new people.
Will warn others that you're a flirt.
Will try to get you to use your charms to get free drinks, (9/10 it works).
"Try that again muppet and see what happens aye?"
John "Soap" Mactavish
Oh so you wanna play that game, well two can play that game
Will flirt right back at you, not the best maybe but they're good.
If/when you fluster him he will be blushing mad but will try to laugh it off.
To combat that he will try to make you blush back.
Others assume you two are a couple with how intense things get.
If you flirt through Minecraft (via putting your two beds together) he will do the leg kicking thingy. (Idk how to put it so I'll use a gif)
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On more than one occasion you've confused the rookies into thinking you two were together. (Ik I mentioned this already but I really just need to emphasize this lol).
definitely, the type to pull fake marriage proposals with you at restaurants just for free food (Random ik but it seemed fitting).
Kyle "Gaz" Garrick
Yk he is probably a mix of getting flustered, and trying to not let is faze him (It doesn't work)
Also will warn others of your flirty behavior, but will still chuckle at those who fall victim.
Also tries to combat your flirting.
Doesn't always work in his favor.
I also feel like if he was too embarrassed and he couldn't hide his face anywhere he would hide it on your shoulder or his hands.
When he gets flustered he laughs, idk why but it feels fitting with him.
Simon "Ghost" Riley
He's just standing there like "🧍‍♂️" as he listens to you.
With this man, it's impossible to tell when he is flustered but his little stutter gives him away.
I'm gonna be honest and say other than that he doesn't react much.
If he is too flustered to the point he can't talk he'll try to find an escape of some kind, 4/10 times it works.
Secretly laughs at the others' reactions.
If he starts getting annoyed he'll just put his palm over the mouth and tell you to "Shut up".
This is way more shorter than I hoped but I might add more in the future.
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Trevor Spengler dating headcanons?? With a paranormal enthusiast?
YESYESYESYES FINALLY TREV REQUESTS OMG YEAHHAHAHSHAH ; thank you for requesting!! hope you enjoy :)
TREVOR SPENGLER ; dating headcanons
summary ; dating stuff w trev
warnings ; language
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he's literally obsessed with you
always talking & thinking about you
he's got over 500 pictures of you too
his lockscreen is a picture of you two together as well, so he's constantly opening his phone to see it
he's got a couple widgets that are just you as well 💀🙏 it's all nice and themed bc you showed him how to do it
probably picks up editing for you
surprisingly a great editor, he's 100% into shake and transition edits, no matter how long they take
your contact name is probably "y/n/n 😈🔥" because he's a teenage boy.
you can't tell me he doesn't frequently use 😈🔥🗣⁉️🤞👍💪💀 etc
he isn't big on physical affection (mostly pda) but he has his moments. he's much more into physical affection when you're completely alone or just w pheobe or lucky tho
likes slinging an arm around your shoulder or giving/relieving reassuring and comforting hugs, or some hand holding
he doesn't like feeling like he needs to prove to people that you're together or anything which you 100% understand
his love language is quality time
always watching movies, driving around together, playing video games, etc
he's not great with his words but when he says he loves you and cares about you, he's being completely, truthfully honest
you guys discuss drama and make fun of fake bitches together, in and out of school
watching those tik tok storytime slides shows and they're WILD. you're cackling and confused at the same time
go watch derrick branch to see what I mean cause holy shit those storytimes r wild
he loves teaching you all about the ghostbuster gear
and also about ghosts, their spirits, haunted objects, etc
uses big words like protons and neutrons to try and impress you and sound smart
thinks you look cute in the ghostbuster suit
you guys play around with the proton packs and play with them like nerf guns (off of course)
custom ghostbuster patches on your backpacks/special jackets
you make a drawing of him and slimer together LMFAO
trev is all miserable and hunched over like 🧍‍♂️😒 and slimer is like floating above him a bit like 😊👍
he loves it, it's on his wall
always going on adventures together
you teach him stuff about your hobbies, and he teaches you stuff about his
sharing spotify playlists>>>
making food together is like a shared couples hobby
collecting plushies because why not
matching clothes galore
and stealing clothing out of each other's closets
ruffling his hair (and washing it when he's lazy/has no motivation to do it himself)
randomly sending each other memes/gifs/emojis
sharing an umbrella
pressing your foreheads together and sitting in silence
pushing his hair behind his ears randomly to get a better look at his face
remembering little things about each other
facetiming even to just sit in silence and do your own thing
conspiracy theory dumping on him
working at the lab with lucky to understand Ghosts better
buzzfeed unsolved with Ryan and Shane 24/7. you guys (you) geek out over that shit
your first time ghostbusting, you literally just watched in awe
like ghosts are actually real?? omg
you ranting about how you wanna be a professional ghost hunter
figuring out new info on ghosts, how they function, how it all works etc
you're like a little scientist
he thinks it's so cute
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pangyham · 5 months
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Bg3 is insanely fun to me so far. very early in the game but knowing ive barely started makes me excited at the prospect of more cutscenes, quests, and character interactions..!!!
i was just talking to my friend about how easy it is to REALLY project yourself into the game because of how authentic and variable the character + spatial interactions are and i was like. oh god i would not survive in this world. i think for rpgs in general i will never not be able to separate myself from the chatacters i play as just because i control them. but they will always be a separate, well established character with just a bit of me in them. it's different in bg3 because of how my personal ideologies affect the storyline and characters around me, and i think it's really interesting playing a game where your character and the world around you arent narratively static or fixed (it also helps i customized my paladin) It feels real! and this isnt new, it's just very novel to me as someone who doesnt play games like bg3, and i wonder what other games offer this immersion? my only exposure to open world rpgs are genshin and botw/totk but they cant really compare because genshin has a linear storyline and you dont really influence the characters and teyvat because the narrative is already laid out (and it also clashes against the game's open world mechanic which makes the world feel, at least to me, very synthetic). botw is more of an exploration game since its whole point is testing the limits of open world. so it's not super story driven imo, not to say it doesnt have a solid story. but i love these games dearly, and bg3 offers a really satisfying and fulfilling extension to what i truly want in an rpg
but anyway that was just a tangent but basically i told my friend how my paladin pangy is kind of.. stupid. *I* am stupid. HAHAHA i happen to fall for a lot of schemes and am easily deceived. astarion killed me because i didnt shove him away after letting him bite me, afraid he might die of malnourishment. got pickpocketed by a kid (and my character ironically failed the perception check TWICE. i had no idea what was going on until my friend in call told me j just got robbed). believed the fake sobstory of the paladins who attacked karlach and had to reload my save slot so i had the upperhand. i have 0 survival instincts...it's almost ridiculous but also incredibly funny. it made me realize that this is a game worth taking seriously (and that im just. really clueless 🧍‍♂️). but the experience is fun, and i like how the stakes are high (for the most part). i have Got to get my shit together i cant get jumped like this all the time
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❤️🧍‍♂️?
❤️- fave episode/moment?
my fave bscd episode is night of the living shorts bc i fucking love the gang making fun of fred, i love them calling each other by their last names "not cool jones!" "knock it off, blake!", AND i love daphne pretending to be shaggy's girlfriend!!! I think it's such a clear sign of their friendship and how this show portrays that. I feel like if it happened in sdmi or what's new, they'd be fake dating for a mystery and daphne would be grossed out, and i love that be cool doesn't do that
🧍‍♂️- fave version of each of the gang and why?
somebody asked me this awhile ago, but i'll go over it again bc ofc i love talking about the Dorks
daphne: 100% be cool, weird girl daphne rights!! runner up is the newer era movies where they establish her as co-leader of the gang, and lost city of gold bc samantha de benedet is my fave person ever
shaggy: 2000s live action movies!! matthew lillard is fuckin amazing and i love the way they characterize him and scooby as the ones who get the gang back together. runner up is probably be cool or the 2010 live actions
fred: mystery incorporated babeyyyy he is such a sweetheart despite being a lil clueless as we all know, but i love his arc as well. runner up is be cool bc i love that he's slightly annoying. listen, i think be cool has the most realistic friendship dynamic between them and i think it's adorable he gets teased like real friends would do!!
velma: this is the same as daphne but be cool and the newer movies as well!!! i love the way kate miccuci plays velma and how she has a dry humor while still loving her friends completely. i also just like the way the gang treats her now esp daphne??? like in be cool daphne is very much knows that velma has her way of doing/enjoying things and it's completely valid. and once again, runner up is lcog because I think alicia d'ariano does an excellent job at combining kate and linda while giving her own twist on her
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if your mutuals were to debut in a kpop group, which one would they debut in and what would their positions be?
OOF THIS IS FUN!!!!
001. @hikyeom | svt
THERES ONLY ONE REASON WHY I SAY SO, bc it’s literally all they talk about😭😭😭like new kpop album? svt. fav group? (besides izone) svt. i can imagine kim being like lead rapper/sub vocalist for some reason. but i also feel like they could be part of the dancing line too. BUT DEF GIVES ME eunchae vibes so i would also lowkey put them in le sserafim, but i think svt fits better <333
002. @ox1-lovesick | kep1er
LSITEN HEAR ME OUT OKAY….. main dancer / lead rapper vibes. IDEK MAN LIKE I JUS GET THAT ENERGY FROM YOU I SWEAR…… would 100% probably make the members read afrikaans books and laugh at them😭 I JUS FEEL LIKE MIA COULD REALLY FIT IN WITH THEIR CONCEPTS AND CHOREOGRAPHY YK? we stan honestly. seems vv similar to heuningkai ngl…. i can see the resemblance between the two🧍‍♂️would def do random kak with each other when bored asf👍🏼
003. @completelyrain | enha
GUYS WHEN I SAY MALI IS THE DEFINITION OF CHOAS I MEAN IT😭😭😭 thats why i think she would fit best in enhypen. probably as a visual (bc bae is literally the prettiest around) or sub rapper. 100% prank the members with niki all the damn time😭🤣and there would be chaos 24/7 with this group mixed with mali👍🏼
004. @deeznutsriki | ive
i get such an elegant and polite vibe from you i jus had to😭 def be main dancer and sub rapper or something ngl…. WOULD SLAY EACH COMEBACK WITH NO EFFORT!!!!!! 100% accidentally look for wonyoung while shes busy talking to sunghoon and jus enter seeing him and standing there like this 🧍‍♂️OWNDIWKFJ BUT ON A REAL NOTE…. probably the glue of the group!!!!! especially close to rei and liz i feel for some reason..!!!
005. @nvertheless | le sserafim
REASON WHY I PUT SHY WITH LE SSERAFIM IS BC I FEEL AS IF THEY WOULD ALL MATCH ENERGY SO WELL TOGETHER. as in with yunjin and kazuha,, and eunchae!!! not saying you wont get along with chaewon and sakura, i jus see you more being close to them. probably main rapper / lead dancer. THE WAY SHE AND JAKE WOULD FOOL EVERYONE IN THE INDUSTRY 😭😭like i can imagine you two fake revealing your relationship and acting shocked asf as if it wasn’t planned at all☠️ AND YOU TAKING LAYLA ON WALKS AND EVERYONE BEING LIKE “?????”
006. @nomniki | stayc
THE WAY ELLA WOULD FIT IN SOO GOOOD WITH STAYC IS INSANE TO ME!!!!! i literally feel as if she could be main vocalist and centre. like idek her aesthetic on her acc and the way she’s jus so wholesome SCREAMS stayc to me. she and sumin…….😧😧 too many dating scandals between them, i feel like they would troll the fandom for no reason jus to see their reactions☠️
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Hi Sea! I've been following your blog for a while and I know you're very vocally anti-harry / anti-harries and I never really understood why.. until today. I made the mistake of going to a Harry concert and wow. The contrast between the crowd there and the crowd at Louis' concert was staggering. Sorry to trauma dump on you but holy shit I need you to know how right you are and how fucking dumb and vain Harry's fans are.
I swear 90% of the people there spent more time preparing their outfits than they did learning the songs lyrics.
I distinctively remember the crowd at Louis concert screaming back at him every word of the songs. I remember all the fan projects and us moving our phone lights on sync to the music, and how without knowing anyone there I felt safe surrounded by people who cared about Louis' art as much as I did...
Meanwhile, they had to stop today's concert for 20 minutes because so many people were fainting on the floor that Harry HIMSELF asked the fans several times to take a step back to ensure everyone could breathe. They didn't. The people who were on the stands started chanting "move back" and they still refused to move, just so they could be closer to their beloved 🙄 Talk about fucking entitled pieces of shit. They love to preach that TPWK bs but the *second* they are asked (BY THEIR IDOL, no less!) to do something nice for others they're like "nah, fuck 'em actually". Only when Harry and the whole band left the stage did they move.
Also, whenever Harry asked the crowd to sing, all you could hear was a whole stadium mumbling. It was depressing. Speaking of which, do you know that thing artists do where they say goodbye and fake leave so that people will chant and they'll come back for the encore? Well. Today's was pathetic. I mean it. Harry and the band left and instead of chanting his name or clapping in unison to get him to come back, people just stood there like 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍‍♂️🧍 istfg it was a whole 10 minutes of nothing, and then the band had to come back out again to a silent crowd. It was so lame.
Oh. But they all looked gorgeous on their leather pants and pink sunglasses and feather boa scarfs (that btw, left the entire stadium floor covered with plastic feathers for the cleaning crew to deal with) 🙄
It was horrible, bestie, you can't even begin to imagine. Anyway. Harries are trash but what else is new. Can't wait for The FITF tour to come to South America so I can be surrounded by louies again 💙💙💙
Hello!
Thanks for the message! I’m sorry you spent money to have a mediocre experience at a concert.
To be fair, people pushed at Louis’ concerts too, especially near the barricade when he came down. There were also some people who felt unwell and he and the band had to leave the stage. Unfortunately that happens in a GA pit.
The thing about LTWT2022 was that we had all waited so long for the tour that we knew the lyrics like the back of our hands. We had seen the livestream and AFHF2021, and we were so excited to take part in it! But this is the thing about Louis’ concerts: Louis LOVES loud crowd singing, no matter what the quality. He says so in interviews. So even in Milan, people sang the Bigger Than Me lyrics back to him, even though it had only been out for a few days. Fans know every word. I bet when Louis starts performing in December, fans will know every word.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think in Latam Harry is touring a mixture of Fine Line and Harry’s House? That’s a big setlist to remember, and maybe people just don’t bother because his lyrics aren’t meaningful to them. From the few clips I’ve seen, Harry’s performances are less about music and more about him striking poses on stage and occasionally cracking jokes. So whether the audience participates or not makes no difference. A lot of people have commented that Harry’s shows are about “being seen” at a Harry Styles show and posting it to social media. Harry’s music doesn’t exactly inspire empathy or camaraderie or friendship, and neither does Harry himself.
Last, I don’t dislike Harry only because of his fans; a few Harries can be repugnant but most are just normal people. I dislike Harry Styles for the person he is.
I also think the plastic boas and fast fashion that Harry encourages are an environmental disaster. Maybe his next fashion phase will be more climate conscious.
Can’t wait for FITFWT!
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Mysterious Benedict Society Episode 7 Liveblog - A Joyful Lens
I wrote this and then completely forgot to come back to it, but here we are, the day before the final episode is dropping. 
Wow, immediate new record for how fast I’ve wanted to punch Curtain. Usually it takes at least a couple minutes but this time it was just. literally the first line. may your tea always be too bitter and scald your fucking tongue. 
HmmmmMMMMMMM MA’AM ARE YOU FAKING YOU’D BETTER BE FAKING
I am staring at Number Two under a microscope rn, ma’am are you okay. 
“Big day tomorrow” pls no that sounded so wrong. I’ve been saying big day today for the past year, and big day tomorrow made me v uncomfortable. 
Tbh I wouldn’t be shocked if Curtain picked up on the fact that there was something in the tea. Not that I think he’s smart enough to pick up on it, but he just seems paranoid enough as a person to notice that something’s off. 
UH OH UH OH UH OH OH NO 
Ughhhhh having such conflicting feelings on number two getting whammied because yes it’s bad but also the things she’s saying are things that Mr. Benedict really needs to hearrrrrrr and things she should have been saying all season but ehhh. Mixed feelings. 
Love Kate and Milligan’s farm system. All of the moments that show how much they’ve built their lives and relationship with one another over the past year really warm my heart. It’s a nice other side to the moments where they’re struggling with their relationship 
RUN SILENT RUN DEEP!!! Thank you for the actual episode title bc I’m still uncomfy over big day tomorrow
But also yeah Milligan, running silent running deep really worked out well for you last time, uh huh, I’m sure it’ll go off without a hitch this time 
Reynie did you really think Kate was going to stay put, I love your confidence in people 
Hey disney I can’t take Reynie and Kate getting whammied too, so keep that in mind pls 
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRYIJG I’M LAUGHING EO HARD 
THE STRAIGHTJACKETS 
THEIR FACES
THE WAY EVERYONE IS JUST🧍‍♂️
CONSTANCE’S TERRIFYING SMILE 
STICKY IS SO DONE HE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD SET CURTAIN ON FIRE WITH HIS EYES
I’m LAUGHING SO HARD 
Oh my god this feels like a fever dream
J e f f e r s, he’s so proud of himself, you pathetic pathetic man 
Where the fuck did you get straightjackets, Jeffers? Did you go to a store after grabbing them? HAVE YOU BEEN CARRYING THOSE AROUND FOR WEEKS??? 
The way unwhammied Constance would just be biting him. Someone get her some acid for whenever they bring her out of it 
Jeffers of course you don’t know how to take off a straightjacket, can’t you see you’re undercutting Curtain’s reunion with two of his child nemeses? 
CONSTANCE THROWING OFF THE STRAIGHTJACKET LMAOOOOO absolutely iconic 
Shedding it like she’s shedding all the negativity in her life rn. She was in that straightjacket because she chose to be 
Yeah Sticky!!! Get him!! Call him evil!! 
Ew no Curtain you’re not allowed to refer to people as ‘friend’ anymore, I thought we left that behind last season. 
Slightly disappointed we didn’t get Curtain expecting Constance to straight up murder him, but that’s okay 
Wait no. Don’t you fucking dare. 
FIGHT IT STICKY FIGHT IT
DO NOT TAKE STICKY TOO PLEEEEASE 
It’s so much worse because Curtain knows all of Sticky’s insecurities from last season and just. AGHHHH. 
WHY MUST WE ALWAYS CUT OFF BEFORE WE SEE IF THE HYPNOSIS WORKED. I’M TOO STRESSED FOR THIS. 
The Mabel Pines voice is really jumping out now that Number Two is whammied 
Ohhhhhh is number two getting whammied what’s going to knock Mr. Benedict out of the hypnosis??? He’s so worried 
YEAH, KICK!
It’s really interesting that Mr Benedict has been able to have analytical thought about the hypnosis while he’s in it, like “why am i feeling this way, i feel like i should be fighting this” but other people don’t seem to be able to do that. It might just be for story purposes from the writers, but I wonder if there’s an in-universe reason? 
H W A T 
WHY ARE YOU SINGING
OH NOW IT’S BOTH OF THEM 
WHY ARE WE GETTING THIWHQTTHEFUCJ 
This episode is making me question my grasp on reality like none of the other episodes have 
WOLVES CBSHFBSHB absolutely roasted
Hugs! Hugs! Hugs! Mr Benedict finally gets a hug~
“Dressed in the faded rags of a hostage” has the same energy as “the clothes of someone who has given up”. Unintentional jillsoncore
She! Requested! Yellow! 
Kate not knowing what an alpaca is is really good content, thank you disney 
“I know I tease you, Sticky, but the truth is, I enjoy your scientific facts.” Cuteeeeee, I kind of hope once she’s unwhammied she says she meant that even though she was under the happy influence, but she’ll probably just go back to her friendly bullying, which is okay too 
Kate and Constance hug Kate and Constance huggggg <3 <3 <3 
“She’s an absolute pleasure to be around” Sticky nooo, like I totally get it but nooooo 
Oh thank god Sticky didn’t get whammied, I couldn’t have taken that. 
Him doing long division in his head to avoid it is precious, he’s so good. 
Ahhh it is once again cult leader time. Great.  
WAIT IS THAT MISS PERUMAL IN THE BACK 
FEAR FEAR FEAR 
Uh oh Enzo
Oh that was REALLY fast since we saw him get hypnotized by Auguste like 2 episodes ago. I wonder why it seems to happen at different speeds for different people 
Ohhh Curtain seems very shaken by someone else freezing 
Lmaooooo J&J’s little super awkward backwards shuffle with the wheelie chair 
N I C K Y
N I C K Y 
N I C K Y 
RED ALERT 
OOF. 
I’m just buffering over not now nicky 
Okay okay back on track 
The track I’m back on is adoring Miss Perumal
But also no thanks I cannot take the kids realizing their parents have been whammied 
Milligan hugging kate but her expression just stays blank like she’s realizing what has happened uhhhhhh I’m in pain 
Constance is just. vibing. 
Idk if this is intentional but I love the framing of almost never having Constance and the other three in the same frame in this scene, and the only times they’re in the same frame there’s both a lot of distance between them and a tree splitting the frame between them 
No, you DO need Dr. Garrison, because I need the show to bring her back
WAIT YES 
I CALLED IT TWO EPISODES AGO, SOMEONE STOLE THE NOTEBOOK 
I was wrong on who did it, since I had guessed it would be Constance, but I’m still excited 
“Garrison’s proven she can’t be trusted with technology.” HEY. LEAVE MY FAVORITE WOMAN IN STEM ALONE. Haven’t you ever heard of intellectual property?
Uh oh he’s MAD mad 
Lmao at Mr. B poking his head up over the window
But also oof now he knows about the people freezing
Jackson and Jillson I’m so sorry you guys cannot catch a singular break 
Two people I love with all of my soul but also occasionally fear on deep a primal level 
Excuse me Curtain you do NOT get to yell at them 
Add J&J to the list of people who deserve post-Curtain therapy (and also to commit physical violence against him, but that’s a given) 
LMAO the side eye towards frozen Marlon on “current personnel situation” 
I hope Marlon can hear them vagueing him. Get wrecked.
Still going for that promotion, good for you guys 
Curtain put your psych 101 “correlation does not equal causation” away, we all know you don’t have a degree. 
✨Don’t fucking patronize my blorbos✨
Nooooo the way they both kind of just deflated the second he walked out of the room. Every time we see how scared they are of him I get sad™️. 
It’s hard for me not to feel sympathetic for them because it’s framed in a way like they’ve invested so much in him and his methods, and then he’s very threatening and dismissive. 
Someone made a comment last season that was something along the lines of “the girls are fightingggggg” and that’s what I think every time they snipe at each other <3 
MR BENEDICT AND CONSTANCE HUG!!!
Thank god it’s actually him, I got so scared from the post-trailer discussion 
But them them them <3 I’m so glad we got a proper little reunion even though I wish it was longer 
“I’ve successfully stolen several items recently” yeah you have! You’re doing great! 
I really love scenes where we see the talents of the kids being highlighted, I’ve really been missing that this season
The multitool!!!!!! I still think about Milligan saying “I whittled it. :) for the bucket :) 
ASDFGHJKL THE DANCING 
Once again feeling like I’m in a fever dream
We’ve got the dorky dancing and then Miss Perumal still looking absolutely STUNNING no matter what
“Where’s my dad? Let’s start with him” <3 <3 <3 <3 
Still wondering why Mr. Benedict is capable of rational thought about the happiness but other people don’t seem to be. Maybe just a plot hole but hmmm. 
This conversation happening during dancing feels pretty on point for this season
Katie kat! 
Constantly torn between how wholesome the interactions are and being horrified that everyone is hypnotized, but I love Milligan and Kate as always
Kate’s lil smile when Milligan gets mad!!!!!!!
Miss Perumal looking STUNNING as ever, I want to dance with her. If she told me to stay and get whammied I would listen to her
Curtain imposing his fashion crimes on everyone else this season can’t touch her, she’s too perfect
SHE’S. VIBING. 
“Trust me.” “And I do, with my life.” 🥰🥰🥰
J&J y’all need to run, I fear for your safety once number two gets unwhammied 
I’M 
WHAT
THEY JUST
HELP THEY STRAIGHT UP TACKLED HIM 
HELP 
When I said run that is NOT what I meant, but go off I guess uhhhhh
They’ve really been through it this season and I guess this was how those feelings manifested themselves 
Rip Jillson’s shoulder 
It’s all haha funny until I start thinking about the way he was immediately SO concerned for her
“That was an odd impulse!” WEUHFWIUVBS sir you just got tackled 
“She gets a vote now?” Yes she does because she’s perfection personified and everyone needs to respect her more
c o m a e 
Mr B looks :( :( so upset :( and it makes me upset 
Number two definitely meant removing Curtain from his followers when she said the best way to stop a snake is to chop off its head, and totally doesn’t want to physically start removing Curtain’s limbs 
“US” 🥰🥰🥰🥰🎉🎉🎉🎉
Curtain I’m begging you not to look into the camera while doing the hypnosis thing, it’s terrifying 
The facade is once again cracking!!
Gotta have one scene every season where Curtain is losing it in front of a mirror 
FLOWER DELIVERY
Good, get him 
Mr B patting Curtain’s leg when they’re about to drive away is giving me feelings 
I love all of the background interactions between the kids and adults 
YEAH GOOD DESTRUCTION GOOD JOB MILLIGAN 
Tell me why I half expected Jackson and Jillson to both have a sling just to continue the identical vibes 
ALL OF THEM SLEEPING IN THE BACK OF THE TRUCK OHHH FOUND FAMILY FOUND FAMILY FOUND FAMILY 
Wait no no NO NO NO 
Like we knew it was gonna happen but FUCK 
Okay final thoughts: 
Overall, I loved this episode too! I’m finding I’m really liking the later episodes as the plot ramps up and character beats come to a head, but I’ve been enjoying it all. I’m really interested to see how they close things out next episode, and how the hypnosis side effects end up being resolved, especially now that I don’t know if the main group is going to be going back to the compound at all. (J&J call in Garrison please, she can fix this.) And excited to see more character moments especially when people come out of the hypnosis. 
Where we’re at right now has me kind of worried for next episode, but I’m trying to stay optimistic. I feel like there are so many loose threads that need tying up, but with the much shorter episodes this season I’m a little worried things are going to feel really rushed next episode and not have very satisfying closures, or some things are just going to get dropped altogether.
But yes very good episode and I’m both excited for the next episode and already sad the season will be over. 
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harrysgloves · 2 years
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HARRY STYLES X READER X FLORENCE PUGH
A/N: my first insta blurb! Not perfect but I loved doing this! It was so much fun ❤ please everyone thank my muse and my much needed mental advisor @harrysfolklore. Without her, this post wouldn't exist.
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florencepugh Airport chic😌
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tobysebastian1 you three have fun ❤️
↳ harryfan1 YOU THREE?!?!???
florencefan1 Think you forgot this👑
↳ florencepugh can't believe I forgot to pack that.
yourinstagram you really made me wait 15 minutes in the car so you could take this pic?
↳ florencepugh yes, and???
↳ florencefan2 SCREAMING!!!
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yourinstagram hey look ma, we made it.
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tomas_y/l/n Dad says you still haven't called him.
↳ yourinstagram On it 👍
harryfan1 but where's Harry? 🤨
↳ yourinstagram probably just standing around 🧍‍♂️
↳pillowpersonpp 😂💀
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florencepugh bartenderry
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harryfan1 BOYFRIENDRRY
gemmastyles rip your liver 🪦💀
↳ yourinstagram it's straight tequila 😭 who taught him how to make drinks??
jefezoff GOOD LUCK
↳ harrystyles I make good drinks. Stop lying.
↳kidharpoon fake news.
↳ florencepugh fake news
↳ yourinstagram fake. news.
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yourinstagram morning regrets. please, send water 😭 #hangoversaretheworst
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harrystyles 💛❤
↳ yourinstagram 🤎💛
↳ florencepugh ❤🤎
↳ harryfan1 WAIT THE HEARTS 😭
↳ harryfan2 CRYING 😭😭
↳ florencefan1 why am I so single?
taelorfx so this is what you've been up to 😌
↳ yourinstagram 😈
↳ florencefan1 oh mY GO-
↳ florencefan2  BUT WHEN'S IT MY TURN?
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harrystyles Recharge.
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harryfan2 ☀️
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tomas_y/l/n there's no way you got y/n to agree to that.
↳ jack_y/l/n 🦈🦈🦈 it's coming for you y/n
↳ raf.y/l/n bet she didn't make it mast her knees.
↳ jason_y/l/n remember when we were kids and she thought sharks would grow legs and come after her? 💀
↳ yourinstagram I'm blocking every single one of you.
↳ samofsamandcasey no, keep going. This is great 🍿
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florencepugh been waiting for 26 minutes for her to get the one she wants 🙄
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mitchrowland BRING ME BACK A CHARMANDER
↳yourinstagram don't worry! I already got you one! waiting for the freaking ditto 😒
↳harrystyles don't encourage her
↳kidharpoon don't hate on ditto like that.
↳ harryfans2 what is happening rn?!😭
pillowpersonpp y/n, mitch lost his phone, he said to get him a mr. mime too 🙄
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harrystylesupdates Harry waiting outside local store on his holiday vacation 👀
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harryfan1 omg! Is he waiting for y/n?
↳florencepugh we both are. About to ditch her for ice cream.
harryfan2 vacation Harry looking good
yourinstagram 😛 got the ditto though!
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harryfan1 🥺
harryfan2 MY HEART
annetwist miss them. Can't wait for your next trip home.❤️
gemmastyles 💛❤🤎
raf.y/l/n told you she wouldn't make it past her knees
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Hello again :) I basically live here now🧍‍♂️
Can I request a Hyunjin x idol reader (secret relationship) where (y/n) is asked about her bias in Straykids and she answers with Han? And then the dispatch starts saying reader and Han is dating and stuff like that and how the members and the fans would react to it? Fluffy please!
As you can tell I love secret/fake relationships idk why🕺
Tysm for always doing my requests, please take your time doing them, Idc if it takes a month or even longer :) don’t feel pressured!
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A/N: hiya angel!!! i know you said you didn’t mind how long i took but i’m really sorry that this took so long :’) thank you for the request, i hope it’s not too short or repetitive in comparison with your last requests! <3
tags - fluff fluff
You’d been dating Hyunjin for a long while. Or at least it felt like a long while when you had to keep it secret and sneak around so much. Sneaking kisses in the corridors and taking as many opportunities as possible to spend time at each other’s dorms wasn’t ideal but whenever it frustrated you, all you had to do was look up into Hyunjin’s soft gaze and it was all worth it.
“Baby,” Hyunjin mumbled into your neck one afternoon, snaking his arms around your waist. He’d fallen asleep behind you, squished into his bed while you scrolled through your phone. “Who’s your bias?”
“What group?” you asked, smiling. He was so sweet after waking up, words slurring together slightly, the corner of his mouth still wet with drool when he pressed kisses to the back of your neck. You giggled at the feeling, letting him brush the tip of his nose up and down your neck. “What group, prince?”
“Stray Kids!” he said as though it had been obvious all along. His hands settled just under your chest, his fingertips fondly tracing shapes on the underside of your breasts.
“Hm… Based on skill?” 
“Y/N!”
“Of course it’s you,” you reassured him. “Am I your bias too?”
“Yeah,” Hyunjin murmured just before falling asleep again. “Always.”
You hadn’t really expected to be asked the same question at an interview just a week later. You froze a little, waving your hand as you asked for a moment to think. The rest of the members of your group looked at you expectantly. They weren’t exactly sure of it but they at the very least knew that you and Hyunjin had the hots for each other. As much as you tried, it was impossible to play off the hugs that lasted just a little too long or the lingering glances and shy smiles you gave each other.
“Han,” you finally said with a firm nod, looking back to the interviewer with a smile. “We worked alongside Stray Kids for a long time since we debuted not long after them so I think they’re all really talented. I worked a lot with Han though, so I would have to choose him.”
You shook your head at the rest of your members when they shot you stares of disbelief. It would’ve been a bad idea to say that it was Hyunjin, right? You didn’t think about it too much, straightening your back to carry on with the interview.
Perhaps you should have known better than that, though. It didn’t take long for the publicity to start up, Dispatch starting the storm of fake news and other media outlets following. In some versions you were dating Han, in some you were his ex but in all of them you most definitely had feelings for your fellow idol. The whole thing was embarrassing. You almost threw your phone out of frustration when you first saw the headlines.
“Honey,” Hyunjin whined when you saw him for the first time since the interview, burying his face into the crook of your neck when you hugged him. “Wasn’t I your favourite member?”
“Maybe I changed my mind,” you teased, receiving a dramatic ‘you’re not my bias anymore either’ from your boyfriend. “I just didn’t want people to look into it too much.”
“Wouldn’t it be better if they looked into us than into you and Jisung?”
“Don’t be jealous,” you reassured him, turning your head to kiss his hair. “He’s not the one getting kisses, right?”
It turned out to be a little more annoying than that. Jisung was generally understanding about it but that didn’t mean he didn’t tease you whenever he got the chance. 
“Hey baby,” he would greet whenever he saw you. He would walk up as though ready to kiss you, pretending as though you’d broken his heart when you rejected him. “Love is dead and never existed,” he’d claim, turning away from you clutching his heart. You giggled at his antics but Hyunjin would huff a little, sometimes going as far as to remind the younger that the two of you weren’t actually dating.
The other members thought it was just as funny. Seungmin liked to poke fun just as much as Felix did, the two asking things like ‘when’s your next date?’ or ‘when’s the wedding?’. You laughed it off, only getting annoyed when their teasing was persistent or uncomfortable.
One day you visited the dorms to see Hyunjin, grinning at the other boys as you greeted them. Your boyfriend was a sulky mess when you found him in his room, settling beside him and resting your head on his shoulder. 
“What’s up?” you asked him, smiling when he put one of his legs over one of yours, his hand reaching to hold yours. You hated seeing him in a bad mood but he was so cute when he pouted, cheeks a little red in annoyance. 
“Why does everyone think you two would make such a good couple?” he grumbled. “Don’t we look cute together?”
You tried to keep a straight face but finally burst into laughter, lifting your head from his shoulder. He watched you laugh, his annoyance lessening at the sound of your laughter. His lips curved upwards into a smile. You looked gorgeous when you were this happy, hands clapping together and shoulders raising as you giggled. 
“What’s so funny?”
“Of course we’re cute together,” you reassured him, moving to sit on his lap so you could kiss his cheeks. “Even if we weren’t, you know that I love you, right? That’s what matters.”
You didn’t tell him you loved him often, mostly expressing your love through actions rather than words, so hearing you say that made his heart skip a beat. He watched you smile as you pushed his hair back and out of his face, thumbs smoothing over his eyebrows. You leaned in to press kisses in a line down his face - forehead, between his brows, tip of his nose, chin and finally, his lips. 
“Seriously, Hyunjinnie,” you told him, hugging him tightly and resting your head on his shoulder again. He slipped his hands beneath your pants to rest his hands on your lower back, the gentle intimacy of his touch making your heart flutter. “I love you.”
“I love you too.”
When you got up to leave, Hyunjin followed you to the front door, rolling his eyes when Jisung called out a loud ‘leaving so soon, babygirl?’. You smirked, reaching to straighten Hyunjin’s shirt a little. 
“Honey,” Jisung called again, making you direct your attention to where he was sitting on the living room sofa. “Don’t I get a goodbye kiss?”
Sat beside him, even Jeongin and Felix turned to watch your reaction. It was your turn to roll your eyes, leaning in to press a kiss to Hyunjin’s lips. 
“See you soon, prince,” you told him, smiling against his lips when he leaned in to kiss you again. There was a heavy silence as you left their place, the door shutting firmly behind you. You were only a few steps down the corridor when you heard an incredulous ‘what?!’ ring from behind their door. You couldn’t help but laugh, listening to their exclamations until you were too far away to hear them anymore.
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your-mom-friend · 2 years
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I'm watching the Lightning Thief Musical
Part 1 of 2 I'll watch the rest of it like tomorrow maybe
-The slide in he does oh my gosh
-This version of Percy gives me Bisexual vibes. I can't explain it mostly because I don't think I need to
-They got everything about him right. Specifically, the bitterness and rage and sarcasm that can only come from being 12 years old
-Mrs. Dodds's everything. 10/10
-"Pen...SWORD. SWORD. WHAT"
-Percy deserves to be able to say Fuck. Someone let him.
-Chiron gaslit him right there on stage damn.
-Sally Jackson my beloved.
-"✨Dyslexia✨not cool"
-PERCY WITH THE AIR FRESHENER WHEN GABE CAME IN OH MY GOD
-"Percy was attacked by a fury!" "NO YOU'RE A FURRY WHAT"
-"What belongs to the sea will return to the sea" "......." "It's a seashell"
-Mr. D holy shit he's perfect
-CHIRON'S CENTAUR COSTUME GOD BLESS
-The way Chiron walks in that form too
-This poor kid he's like "Someone tell me what's going on please 🧍‍♂️" and everyone's like "no"
-Percy: "You're my dream girl!" Luke and Grover: 👁👄👁
-Annabeth: My MOM is Athena, sexist much? Percy: No, no that's great I love girls. I think they're very nice
-Luke:"Ever played capture the flag before?" Percy: "???Not with a sword????" Percy: *lightsaber noises*
-Clarrise, on her way to kill Percy on day 0: Percy, minding his own god damn business: 👁👄👁 (no fr his expression he's so done)
-All of Percy's expressions and poses are so amazing and perfect
-All of them gathering around the fire to bitch about their parents is the best and most teenager thing
-"He went for a hike, to explore new frontiers, AND NO ONE HAS SEEN HIM FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS 😭"
-Them: "Hey Chiron, who's your dad?" Chiron: "My father is Kronos." Chiron: "Remember my lectures. He ate his children. 🧍‍♂️" Them: Them: Yeah Chiron wins
-Selina, about Aphrodite: I bring home a boy, and she's thERE IN HER NIGHTIE Everyone: OH NO
- "Percy it's your turn" Percy, main character in a musical: "If I try to sing it'll cause an avalanche"
-"My dad is Posiedon...? OH SWEET" *realises he's in front of people*
-"Why is Zeus mad at me...?" " YOU WERE BORN"
-"Look at the boy, he's clearly not a thief." "oh. Ohhhh you're right...you can't fake being that STUPID. unless you're a brilliant actor, and oh OHOHOOOOOOO I'M ALSO THE GOD OF DRAMA SO I CAN TELL YA HE'S NOT"
-"BRACCAS MEAS VESCIMINI....Did I just speak Latin?" "it's been known to happen in times of distress"
-"You must speak to our Mummy" "...when you say mummy you mean like old person for mom right?"
-"I'm staying here." "That's not an option. Or Zeus will punish us all." "You're expelling me? Again? 🤨"
-Good Kid is such an amazing song
-"Don't get eaten by monsters!" "Monsters?? Who said anything about monsters??" "Have a good quest!!"
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jjongho · 3 years
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help sofie how do u become friends with so many ppl?? i literally dm moots and they will ignore me (i even have someone who followed me for long time before i found them and followed back, and they like to talk with ppl here so i dmed them, they ignored. tried again with a compliment for one of their edits some week later, ignored. i was like ok i wont push.. months later sent them a answer for something they asked for desperately in a post and they ignored that too lksklzjh like not even emoji)
ajkhkjergherk honestly?? i’m not friends with a lot of people but i’m just loud with the people i AM friends with so it seems like there are more akjhjf but my bulletproof plan that succeeds 99,9% of the time is sliding into people’s dms to yell about things we have in common like we’ve been friends for ages and that always seems to do the trick!! going down the whole awkward ‘hi’/’how are you’/introduction thing has never worked for me bc i feel like i’m just 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ so i go by the ‘fake it till you make it’ motto by yelling at people until they yell back at me and consider me their friend akjghrk
but honestly!!! if they’re ignoring you that much, they weren’t worth it to begin with <3 granted, we all have days where pursuing new friendships or interacting with people may seem like a hard thing to do, but !! keep trying !! you’ll eventually find someone you vibe with and when you do, stick to them like glue <3 
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