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#Cartman gets emo abt the ‘surgery’ and is the first to include him in boat building
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stole this from basu on twt bc 🙌🏼 preaaachh
#kyman
#south park
#i also am in love with the absolute denial he was in during PC
#craziest shit I’ve ever seen
#Kyle deadass saw eric’s wedding ring. and wife. and KIDS
#and was like ‘no. 🧍♂️ fake news’
#kyle heard cartman havin sex?? he doesn’t tell them to stop bc it’s rude. he tells eric’s wife ‘hey ur husband gave me aids’ and DOESNT
#CLARIFY SHIT and bro doesn’t realize the fucking implications
#Kyle getting worked up over heiman NOT for her sake. but eric’s
#’in a way wE’rE aLl gOiNg oUt wiTh cArTmAn’ what the FUCK does that mean kyle
#kyle’s stupid little ‘Hey heidi so I know you and cartman have an anniversary comin up’ (I. no words.) c
#‘some of us don’t think cartman’s qualified to be with you. what do you find in him that’s remotely REDEEMING’
#motherfucker didn’t even ask why she liked him. asks what’s ‘redeeming ‘ abt him. kyle I know wanting to redeem cartman is Your Thing but
#jesus dude let heidi speak for herself
#don’t get me started when the girls were like ‘do u like heidi?’ and kyle had a mental breakdown (he’s always known when he Likes a Girl.
#wtf why was he so torn up abt it.)
#also Kyle ‘I hate Cartman let’s exclude him from building boats’ Brofloski goin ‘awww cartman i’m sorry’ as soon as
#Cartman gets emo abt the ‘surgery’ and is the first to include him in boat building
#AND THEN proceeds to be on top of eric abt the quality of boats?? when no one else cares? not even BUTTERS? y does he care so much??
#weirdo. fuckin weirdo fr
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