Sakusa just looks like he falls asleep with his big ass hand on ur tit. It’s not even sexual at this point he just does it cause he can. As soon as he scoots in behind you to get himself comfortable the first thing he does is slide his hand up ur shirt and grabs a handful before belting himself to your back and clocking out a second later. And it’s not even limited to the bedroom, sometimes he’ll just be on the phone and see you standing in the kitchen making a snack and you’ll just feel the bottom of your shirt lift a little before his fingers are dipping under the cup of ur bra. The guy isn’t even necessarily a tit man, he just does it because you’re his
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Oscar: Hey, man-.. didn’t think you’d be here ‘til later.
Ivan: I lost my fuckin’ phone.
Oscar: Again?
Ivan: Will y’ping it on that thing for me?
Oscar: If it’s in your garage again, I swear…
Ivan: The bastard thing ain’t in there-.. just fuckin’ ping it!
Oscar: Okay, okay.. keep your knickers on, geez.
Ivan: I could’a done without this today.
Oscar: You’re gonna have to start thinking about your blood pressure one day, chill out.
Ivan: Yeah, yeah-.. where is it?
Oscar: Uh, Oasis Springs..?
Ivan: No, it ain’t!
Oscar: Well, it is.
Ivan: What the…
Oscar: Say bye-bye phone.
Ivan: God fuckin’ dammit-.. someone must’ve nicked it.
Oscar: That’ll teach you.
Ivan: [groans] For fuck’s sake.
Oscar: Don’t mind uncle Ivan’s terrible language.
Ivan: Yours ain’t no better.
Oscar: What’ve you done-.. why do you look guilty?
[Robin balked, lamenting the lack of control he had over his own face; he definitely had some work to do there]
Robin: I don’t!
Oscar: Uh-huh-.. who’s done what?
[Robin hastily thought of something innocuous that’d still annoy his father enough to distract him whilst he escaped]
Robin: Uh-.. I ate the last éclair.
Oscar: You little shit…
Robin: My bad!
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Chapter 350 - The Warehouse Under the Bridge
Sanji plays a guitar by the seaside while a whale breaches behind him.
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~ A Call With Solomon ~
It starts out innocent enough, Solomon asking MC what's for dinner and MC responding to his inquiry by letting him know what they've prepared.
If Nightbringer has taught us anything it's that, even though humans technically don't get drunk from Demonus, Solomon clearly likes to drink xD
But what a nice offer! Solomon is eager to eat our cooking and wants to share a relaxing evening with us.
That should be the end of the phone call, right?
Wrong.
Our devious teacher actually called us and intentionally spoke to us as if we were married in order to deliberately make Lucifer jealous... and it worked! xD
Solomon the Sneaky Sorcerer ¬‿¬
My reaction :
I'm not sure if Solomon was lowkey threatening Lucifer since Lucifer insulted him, or maybe Solomon was simply prepared and willing to show off his abilities.... but either way, talk about an intense phone call to receive (no doubt the tension could be felt through the phone ^^")
Gotta admit, I do think it's funny that Lucifer indirectly called Solomon foolish, especially since Barbatos calls him an imbecile and shows no restraint when it comes to insulting his intelligence ... Poor Solomon lol
Then to rub it in even further :
Solomon just HAS to reiterate that he's the one who is coming home to us.
If there's a war between demons and humans, Solomon will be the cause....
The battle of the old men lol
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I was starting to get to the point this season where I was like you know what maybe fabriz was a mass hallucination and we all were just seeing what we wanted to the first two seasons. & then this episode happened.
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etoiles and bbh whipping out these bad boys to get into a vc immediately upon joining the server after the election
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