you drink your boba with reduced sugar

.............how did u know

turns out i am not an introvert, i was just traumatized by bullying. lol.

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

mmm soob

[Image ID: A flow chart with two branches. The starting point reads "does this character have problems." One branch leads to "yes" then "make them worse," while the other branch leads to "no" then "give them some." End ID.]

i <3 menial tasks. for srs.

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare

Are people with large beds not afraid of a ghost crawling in with them? I would be

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

Lord of the Rings fanart! I watched for the first time recently and loved it

how is it 2024 next week. that's not even a real year that's a caption on an establishing shot in a sci-fi story.

Percy age 12: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed… you’d want someone who won’t hesitate when they do it

Percy age 17: