#and then the…you got a diaper?
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The way Serena and June’s eyes connect despite the vast number of people between them on the train is👌. Then Serena’s little (I knew you’d come back to me) smirk paired with June’s (I wanna fuck kill you) eyebrow raise at the end was just delicious.
P.S…whoever chose bury a friend as the closing song…I see you!
#listen the entire episode was good but this scene#THIS FUCKING SCENE#was glorious#and then the…you got a diaper?#after the minute long eye fuck was…screaming.jpg#june x serena#the handmaids tale#see y’all when season 6 drops
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danyal al ghul memes because i don't think i've done those yet for this au.
(the jason one is in reference to the fanon headcanon/au that Jason and Damian potentially knew each other and interacted while jason was in the league. I've thought about it before in context of this au, but haven't thought about it enough to feel inspired or motivated to make a post exploring the idea)
(diablito means, as you can guess, 'little devil'. while i'm neutral to latino jason, i think the nickname is cute as fuck and was danny's main nickname from Jason. i don't wanna touch that timeline so im not gonna decide how old they were when Jason was there.)
Skulker: i am the ghost zone's greatest hunter! i capture and hunt creatures both rare and dangerous.
Danyal: a poacher?? you're a poacher?? you poach animals??Skulker:...i sense i've made a mistake of some kind.
anyways that was the day that Skulker cemented himself as Danny's no.1 opp, and still remains there to this day even if he and Vlad are both viciously fighting for second. Out of everyone in the the AP rogues gallery, Skulker will be the first to be thrown under the bus in terms of 'o shit here comes phantom fucking RUN'.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#danyal al ghul au#dpxdc memes#danyal al ghul#dpdc#truly the epitome of “i dont faster than the bear i just need to be faster than YOU”#regardless of when Jason was with the league he *does* know that Danny loved Damian. don't ask me about the timeline because it'll be#*messsyyyy* and i've seen plenty of aus where jason was there while Damian as an infant so i can totally believe this could happen i just#need to do the mental gymnastics for it. not even. baby im faceplanting right into the mat and not getting up#the last meme is a tiktok sound that i found and thought was hilarious. and would also ABSOLUTELY be a story danyal would tell the#family after reuniting and developing a bond with them. damian has no recollection of this but is embarrassed nonetheless#danny spat that story out when he over heard damian claiming he doesn't have any embarrassing stories from the league. danny beat jason#to the punch and in the most deadpan voice said 'i remember you walking into my room. as a toddler. in nothing but a diaper. and picking#a marble up off the floor and holding it out. like the skull of yorick. before putting it as far down your throat as possible. i had to#stick my entire arm down your esophagus to pull it out. and save your life' before walking away#i got the ages wrong in the last image so just assume that danny recently turned seven and damian is like#18 months old#about a year and a half.
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Man people who complain about thrift store employees taking the good shit and flipping it have never known someone who worked at a thrift store
#if you’ve got to sort through actual biohazardous material diapers needles used tampons blood covered clothes sex toys#take whatever you want lmao#also they don’t just LET you take things either btw#god forbid someone takes your thrift finds though
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Landofgenie has a new diaper! "Puppy Sweet Bakery"
It's not on their official site yet, but it is on Amazon
When I got this ask initially, I was unable to find it on Amazon. However, at this point, it is available on the offical website. Very cute.
#i haven't been able to get diapers in months and honestly i doubt I'll be able to again in the forseeable future#i like seeing new designs and such but there's not really a way for me to get them#I'm always prioritizing food/necessities & stuff regarding my pets#i mean broadly speaking i guess I'll have to be buying diapers in roughly 7 months but not for me if you know what i mean lol#i got that wishlist in the pinned but otherwise#i doubt I'll be posting much in general outside of reblogs and ask responses#blog update#i guess#💚 ask about diapers#land of genie#land of genie puppy sweet bakery#ageredips#agere dips#padded agere#sfw diaper wearing#sfw agere
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I need life to slow the fuck down bc my skin is starting to hurt real bad from all this picking :/
#marquilla#i need a healthy coping mechanism but nothing hits like self destruction dgdgdghddg#my brain is hard wired from genetics to pick at my skin and hair on both sides 😭 i was doomed from the start#i do try to not do it btw im not like oh well guess theres no options! like no i know but i need a foolproof one#or for life to fucking chill#every four years i become an over plucked chicken for 10 months and think ab pulling my head hair out bc yall are driving me up the wall#i got into a fight in 2016 ab the election and i nearly started punching... like i had to hit the bed instead bc im like god i cant hurt#them but GOD DO I FEEL THE NEED TO TO GET YOU TO GET IT#i think i like plucked DEEP that day just taking my anger and frustration out bc good lord#like how can you be like hmm well im gonna vote for this guy bc fuck poor people. i work retail and so i see people abusing ebt a lot#therefore it makes me mad and i wanna stop it.#like you only notice the 'fraud' and misuse/bad choices people make bc thats negative in your mind so#your brain holds onto it. youre not noticing the poor people who are just minding their business using ebt and feeding their family#ive gotten through to them at least a little ab how fraud is less than 1% and that the fraud is usually selling stamps for cash for diapers#and shit and that it's people sharing cards bc they need to pool their funds to feed their families#that the people you see stealing or buying expensive ass meats on ebt are not the majority and if they wanna waste their limited funds each#month like that then thats a them problem. mind your business.#anyway im fucking like deteriorating sggdgdggd
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I love the sims 2 because it will completely wreck your shit right when you’re least expecting it
#i’ll set the scene for you: i’m doing the prosperity challenge (basically a challenge where you create a number of completely randomised#families and you play them in rotation. rules vary but generally the goal is to make all your sims as successful as possible#and it’s meant to add some variety and drama to the game)#so i’ve played through the first four families which were all some variation of either grandparents or teenagers looking after kids#just because that’s how my rolls fell. so i got to the last house which was just one adult man and i was like okay.#i JUST need an heir out of him. just ONE. and things were going great! he already had a boyfriend (the random uncle of the first family#i played realllly liked him and i was like ‘this might as well happen’) so i had them try for baby. then his dream job (slacker lol)#came up in the newspaper on the FIRST DAY and he kept getting promoted! i also had him adopt a stray dog i thought was cute#his pregnancy went unbelievably well. he only passed out while eating one time. i allowed myself to be lulled into a false sense of security#and then mans ✨WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND GAVE BIRTH TO QUADRUPLETS✨#look this is honestly on me for downloading the triplets and quads mod. i don’t even know why i do it. just for the risk factor?#regardless there was only a 3% chance for this and yet it STILL happened. on the first birth in the neighbourhood no less!!!!!#bear in mind this man is living in a 2 bedroom starter home; has one paycheque (GROCERY STORE CLERK) AND he’s just spent a bunch of money#on his new dog. and we can’t exactly sell the dog’s stuff because it’s essentials#i managed to find the money for 4 cribs and a nanny fucking Somehow. and then carnage ensued#i don’t think this man bathed for 3 days. i got the dog a job and then realised it got weekends off so wouldn’t be going#aging them all up into toddlers aged ME. i think they’re technically classified as some being a day older than the others but idc#i’ll rectify it at the next birthday. or at one of their birthdays anyway#it was just SO messy. next rotation should be better though??? i had him marry the kids’ other father (who is an elder so will probably be#around approximately 5 minutes) who bought in exactly £5 but at least there’s an extra person to change diapers and get bottles#i see a lot of nannies in these kids’ future i fear#personal
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slowly gaining the favor of the one child who hates everyone. i am the toddler whisperer 😌
#since i give a work update every lunch break i guess#she hates everyone and when you change her diaper she looks at you so betrayed and horrified and cries#she also cries and thrashes wildly when you make her put her shoes on or sit in a chair or any other unforgivable injustice#and i am the mean bad guy who has to make her out on shoes usually bc she especially hates new people#so my supervisor used me as punishment like if you dont let /me/ put on your shoes i'll have lizzie do it#and i did#and she screamed the whole time#she's one of the older kids but so so difficult#anyway#i seem to be gaining her favor today#i got her dry socks after the played outside in the rain and told her what a great mom she had bc her rain overalls were so great#she seems to be reassesing her hatred of me now lmao#before you know it we will be besties 🤪#bc i always work the hardest on bonding w the difficult kids#it makes a big difference#this has been a shitpost
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It’s head always reminded me of one of those meringues
#307#meditite#pokemon from memory#Idk why they designed the head like that but it looks like you could take a bite#Anyway what is meditite?#Like a cross between a child and a monkey?#It’s got a diaper…#Idk it doesn’t really fit with medicham to me#Like smoochum looks more like a medicham prevo imo
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#just got home from babysitting one of the kids from my class#usually when i babysit they cry when mom and dad leave#but the only time this one cried today was when i left 😭#we’re besties#i babysat him and his baby sister and he was SO helpful turning lights on for me and getting diaper cream#he finished his dinner a lot faster than his sister did and i had a hard time giving him attention too so i gave him a baby wipe and said#will you be my cleaning helper?#and for the next ten minutes he wiped down the entire kitchen#ugh he's so so so sweet#diary
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my hot take of the day is that if you have to use disposable incontinence products and someone else is responsible for throwing them away but ALSO, instead of using one fucking garbage can for them you fucking put them EVERYWHERE you're a bit of a fucking asshole and i should be able to smother you with one
#so the fucking chihuahua has been dragging used underwear under moms bed and shredding them and i didn't know until i went to chase#rufus out of her room and found him under the bed eating them. which is why he's had runny shit and a sick stomach the last few days#and i just had to use the grabber which big ups to the last therapist that got her that it saved me having to crawl around on the floor#to clean them all out. so then i was like. we'll i'm gonna take all this trash while i'm doing it. i want it done.#and she goes 'oh did you empty the other can? oh did you empty the basket? oh this box is also full'#LIKE WHAT PART OF USE THE DESIGNATED DIAPER GARBAGE CAN. ALERT ME WHEN THE BAG IS FULL. IS SO FUCKING HARD.#no this is not a task i enjoy doing but i bought a fucking CAN and bags for that ONE CAN because taking one small bag every other day#is MUCH EASIER. THAN. THIS. I HAVE SIX 13 GALLON BAGS I NOW HAVE TO TAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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reading about the batsiblings being wholesome and knowing i will never have that with the only sibling i have because we don't get along and never will
#ok i'm admittedly being shitty to her. explicitly tho. like. i told her “you've been shitty to me ever since you were born so it's my turn”#but like. she's never apologised for being shitty.#my parents always blame me. i pushed her once when she was 3 and i was 4 yrs old and now i'm still the “violent” one#so she can abuse me and insult me all she wants but it's still my fault. i talked about this to our parents and they confirmed i'm evil#like. i'm literally wholesome with everyone else BUT her. can't they see that?#why would i be shitty to her id not bc she's always been shitty to me?#and they're always like. “well. she's got a bad temper but so do you.”#and no. no i don't. tf? i don't wake up and get mad at you for somrthing that happened a week ago. i'm not batshit crazy#batfamily#fyi about the pushing thing: she was perfectly fine. fell on her diapered butt. she was fucking fine. and it happened 19 years ago. i was 4.
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Definitely not thinking about chaining you up in my basement tonight to be used as a urinal all weekend, diapered with a collar, puppy ears, paw mitts and tail plugged. Taking you outside to shit just like the pup you are. Shock collar specifically programmed so that if you do anything but bark a nice jolt will remind you of your place.
During your infrequent diaper changes I'll make sure to use the Violet wand on you.
h-HOW DID YOU KNOW I WANTED TO USE A VIOLET WAND-
whh-what if i cried?? could i cry would the shock collar go off still uwahh oh my goodness.... i think this is exactly what i deserve after a long day ghhh...
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youtube: okay we're going to force you to see ads. what ads should we make you see?
youtube: google owns us so we know everything you've ever done in your life, you white, English-speaking female age 29 who works in tech!
youtube: .....local Chinese language newspaper ads it is!
#at least they got the location correct?#but....why#i do typically get ads that make sense but....this one does not#it's also for a survey about whether or not parents should have to know if their child changes their pronouns#so the urge to click it and be like 'look i don't go here but....' is. so very strong#also i haven't changed my ad settings bc if i don't let it collect my personal data all it knows is i am a female of childbearing age#and there's only so many screaming crying shitting puking babies in diaper ads i can handle in one day#you know what im not doing anything terribly illegal. take my data! just don't show me any goddamn baby ads!!#(watching any video of a youtuber whos a parent even if they don't feature their kids in their videos has the same effect unfortunately)#(so i have a strict No Children Ever rule on youtube lmao)
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mie. do u have any thoughts about how gojo would be during his s/o's pregnancy with the Twins?
Part of me wants to say that he wants to keep the pregnancy a secret for as long as possible—save for, of course, your close group of friends, and even then you two decide to wait until you start showing. Satoru isn’t a doctor, but he was listening very intently to the words of your physician when given the rundown of the typical stages of pregnancy and what to expect from twins—and while he stayed calm and enthusiastic for your sake, he was quite literally petrified with every new piece of information he learned. What really got through to him was that your mood and environmental stress can and will affect your babies, so Satoru’s main priority is making sure you’re as happy and well-taken care of as possible.
If he could stop you from working the moment you found out you were pregnant, he would. He might not fully understand the complexities of what’s happening to your body anatomically, but what he does know, and can help with, is your mental load. He will basically do anything to ensure that the next nine months are nothing but complete bliss for you. Weird craving at two in the morning? He’s on it. You’re feeling sore? He’ll massage it. You’re feeling like you need a change of pace? He already has a small vacation booked. You’re upset because the movie you wanted to watch isn’t on Hulu or Netflix? He buys got subscriptions to Peacock, Paramount+, HBO Max, Disney+, and Crunchyroll just to be safe.
If you thought he spoiled you before, it’s nothing compared to this. And the twins get the exact same treatment when they’re born—after all, Satoru already had drawers full of baby clothes and shoes and bows and bottles with their last name engraved on them the moment they were born. A nursery built from scratch (and with the help of Kento) because Satoru’s going to teach his kids young that they—and their mother—deserve nothing but the best.
#anonymous#you take the kids home and satoru is like is too early for them to be wearing jewelry? i got u guys matching gold necklaces hehe#the next week youve got a ring with the twins' birthstone + satorus + yours on ur desk#that fucking $6k stroller and baby bag satoru packs and repacks every damn day bc 'what if they like these diapers more? theyre cuter'
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Became a mom today! Well, a mom-in-training 😂
Baby Tessa turns on in 1 hour and after that I’m on her beck and call for the next 24 hours. We’ll see how excited I am when she wakes me up at 2am but as of now I’m looking forward to caring for her :)
#btw if any of you don’t know what this is#it’s a RealCare baby#which is basically like a robot baby#it cries at random intervals and you have to do things like feed it and change its diaper#a lot of high schools use them for school projects which is exactly what I’m doing :)#rosie rants#I had way too much fun dressing her up in this outfit btw#I got a dress for her too but idk if I’ll change her once she turns on
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my tumblr bios a liar im fucking 25
(no one believes me irl cuz im 4'11 & im visibly autistic)
#actually autistic#25 years old#“whats visibily autistic” I mean everyone ive ever come out to about my autism immediately just tells me it makes sense#i also carry my si's with me in various ways i got a scooby doo bag & lunch box#and i use stim toys or im drawing on myself when ppl talk to me & rarely make eye contact and i say socially in appropriate stuff constantly#I had to hold myself back from bragging about going to a historic cemetery while ppl were talking about their summer#no one wants to hear that its fucking weird#my friends do actually and i love them for it#shout out to ronan whos getting me a frankiestien doll that comes with a camera so i can pose her taking pics of graves just like i do#but strangers that work in the specialized learning (special education) sect of the school system?#no their gonna think im a little freak#i know that cuz two different ppl that interviewed me were weird when i told them the only diapers ive changed were on ppl that didnt move#IM SORRY BUT THERES A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHANGING A DIAPER FOR A DECEASED PERSON AND A CHILD#YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT EXPERIENCE I HAVE#but no mention uve only changed diapers in an embalming class & suddenly ur a lil weirdo
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