Headcannons where you ask the OBM characters to buy you pads! Gender-Neutral, AFAB Reader
Mentions of non-platonic content, so no Luke again
Lucifer:Ā
>> Could you buy me pads?
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>> Pls :āV I ran out
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[Deleted] >> Do you really wanna be catching blood with your bare hands because if you do youāll be catching these fists š„°Ā
[Lucifer] > Iām in a student council meetingĀ
>> Thatās not what I asked forĀ
[Lucifer] > Iām out now. What size do you want?
Wings? Do you need liners?Ā
>> yesĀ
Mammon:
>> can u buy me pads
[Mammon] > what
>> pads? Iām on my period
[Mammon] > why canāt u go buy them tho
>> bc blood and chunks of meat are being squeezed out of me like Iām a mcfucking ketchup packet.Ā
[Mammon] > lmao calm down treasure, Iām at the store.Ā
> Which kind do u want? They have extra absorbent
> And anti-itchingĀ
> There are ones without straps wtf? How do theyĀ
stay on?
>> babes ur looking at diapers š šĀ
Leviathan:
>> can you buy me pads?
[Levi] > ā¦o///o
>> boi-
[Levi] > MC IāM A NO-GOOD SHUT-IN OTAKU WITH
RAGING SOCIAL ANXIETY
> WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAN GO OUT INTO THE
PAD AISLE AND BUY U SUM
>> akuzon
>> use akuzon
[Levi] > oh shit ur right
> ^w^ <3 kk ordering them
Satan:
[Satan] > Iāll buy you pads donāt worry
>> HOW DID U KNOW FHJDJNJE <33
[Satan] > You were having cramps so I thought youĀ
might need them <3 Iāll get you some cake on theĀ
way back ;)
>> ILY AHHH <3
[Satan] > ily2 <3
Asmodeus:
>> Can you buy me pads?
[Asmo] > OFC <333 pull up imma get sum sheet masks
while im at it
[Asmo] > OOH I RAN INTO SOLOMON~~ ^w^ GIRLS SKINCARE
NIGHT. U DOWN?
>> ye ^w^ did u get the pads tho
[Asmo] > oopsie
Beelzebub:
>> Can you buy me pads?
[Beel] > sure what flavor
>> ???
[Beel] > they have bubblegum and blue raspberry
>> pads, baby. like for periods. tf r u looking at?
[Beel] > oh
> ok wait nvm lemme get them for u
> im buying the gum as well tho
> which one do u want
Belphegor:
>> can u buy me pads
[Belphie] > no
>> fuck u
[Belphie] > I already do that
>> my uterus is yeeting itself out of existence.Ā
[Belphie] > wish that could be meĀ
>> that can be arranged
[Belphie] > r u calling LuciferĀ
>> I will if u donāt buy me pads
[Belphie] > haha sure he can buy them for u instead
Diavolo:Ā
>> Diaaa can you buy me pads
[Diavolo] > Of course baby <3 Did you need anything else?
Heating pads, maybe? Are you having cramps? Do you want
food or snacks?
>> š š ilysm <3 yes pls :āD to the food I mean
[Diavolo] > Iāll get Barb to make us some tea <3
> I love you too, angel <3
>> š <333
Barbatos:Ā
>> Can you buy me pads pls ;w;
[Barbatos] > Sure, which brand did you want again?Ā
>> Wait, actually?
[Barbatos] > You asked me to get them for you, did you not?
>> Yea but I thought youād be busy so I didnāt wanna bother you
[Barbatos] > Nonsense, you donāt bother me.Ā
Now you wanted the one in the blue packageĀ
with wings right?
>> ily :āD also yes pls. Wait, how did you know?
[Barbatos] > I saw an empty package in your bin when IĀ
visited the HoL yesterday. And I love you too.Ā
>> āØšāØĀ š Ā
Simeon:Ā
[Simeon] > Little lamb, open your door~ I brought youĀ
some pads and baked some cookies ^w^Ā
>> FDHJENDJ HOW-
[Simeon] > You were due for it and I recalled that you
ran out after your previous one <3
>> marry me š āØĀ
[Simeon] > hey! Iām going to be the one proposing to you >:[
> now open the door :333
Raphael:
>> Can you get me pads?
[Raphael] > what?
>> Pads? Iām on my period?
[Raphael] > no.Ā
>> bitch why not šĀ
[Raphael] > why
>> ???
Mephistopheles:
>> can u buy me pads
[Mephisto] > yea but I wonāt lol
>> fuck u why not šĀ
[Mephisto] > k firstly fuck u more
> secondly i donāt want to lmfaoĀ
> suck it
>> imma tell Lucifer you edited him onto a stock image of the Grinch twerking
[Mephisto] > k
Thirteen:
>> can u get me pads š„ŗ Ā
[Thirteen] > sure ^w^ which kind :DĀ
> Iāll get a few extra packs to keep you stockedĀ
> brb Iām getting us slices of cake on the way back
>> UR <333 SO <33 FJEKJ
[Thirteen] > imma sneak in thru ur window lmao I donāt want
that knockoff dilf seein meĀ
> his Ed Sheeran lookin ass brotherās gonna eat the cake if IĀ
enter normally
>> firstly <3 ur the best
>> secondly š ED SHEERAN š YOU DID NOT JUST DO BEEL DIRTY LIKE THAT
[Thirteen] > and Iād do it again
>> NO šĀ
Not me attempting to give Mephisto and Raphael personalities lmfao
Iām on my period rn so the period content is going š whee
btwĀ ā>>ā is MC
for anyone whoās confused i mean ;w;
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