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jxitrash · 10 months

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Movie night !

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #michael afton #the puppet #fnaf puppet #charlie emily #fnaf 2 #fnaf fanart #fanart #digital art #illustration #artists on tumblr #jai's trash #people on ig have been fighting in the comments of this one for the past few days because they think its ship art lmaoo #... its not ship art 😭#friends can only sit at a safe platonic distance (2 meters apart)

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andy-clutterbuck · 2 months

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Rick Grimes in The Ones Who Live | 1x03 - Bye

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latenightsundayblues · 8 months

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Give it up for adam faulkner everybody

He's been saving up money for the last two weeks so he could finally buy a cup of name-brand coffee that actually tastes good. It was supposed to be his lunch

#my little meow meow #my favorite part abt chainshipping is the sheer socioeconomic culture shock in a relationship between a surgeon and a freelance photographe #adam seeing lawrence about to throw a moldy loaf of bread in the trash at his apartment #“NOOOOO dude wtf that's my dinner for the next like three days???”#imagine working in the medical field and hearing your partner say that shit lmfaoo #adam faulkner stanheight #adam stanheight #adam faulkner #saw #saw 2004 #saw fanart #saw david #latenightsundayblues art tag

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dokutah-exe · 1 year

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honestly i thought surtr was like some sort of hidden arknights boss or an ex-villain or something but she's just a passive mall goth lounging around and eating all my damn ice cream

#arknights #she doesnt leave my damn fridge alone #had to request a new minifridge through HR to hide my personal ice cream stash #(theyre original klondike bars. you see #only the original klondike bar has a solid chocolate casing hard enough that its a valid shell that doesnt crack or melt easily #and what i do is that in my office i use a spoon to introduce small microcracks into the klondike bar #to then pry apart by pieces and slowly deshell the klondike bar to eat its chocolate seperately from the ice cream #after ive finished eating all of the shell and ive properly left the ice cream proper nude #i proceed to eat the block of vanilla ice cream like a normal ice cream serving with the same spoon #using the foil itself as a plate for max efficiency #and upon finishing i lick the foil plate clean and politely fold up and throw away to minimize trash output as much as possible #thus ensuring a nice ice cream experience #but no surtr has to be like “bro just bite into the fucking ice cream its an ice cream sandwich”#BITCH you dont UNDERSTAND the PROCESS #WHICH ONE OF US IS THE TACTICIAN HERE????

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wraithsoutlaws · 7 months

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It starts with a touch across the torso, quick enough Dagger doesn't notice his own smile before his boots lift off the ground. Dum Dum makes easy work of him, lifting him up and over as if he weighed nothing more than a pillow. "Fucker..." He bites through a grin as he flips backward. His body follows the momentum, shoulders hitting the floor almost gently. The moves to this dance are etched into the grooves of his mind, and he rolls through gracefully enough to recover quickly and tackle Dum Dum back to the floor. "You're gonna regret that..." His voice is an enthusiastic whisper, arms wrapping tight around his chrome middle. Dum Dum answers with a laugh. "Fucking prove it."

#cyberpunk 2077 #oc: dagger #dum dum #x: perfect drug #cyberpunk photomode #they're wrestling UwU #that pose is so cute but my first thought was 'suplex his ass' so.#well his hands should be lower but it doesn't matter fdlsjakfkdlajf ANYWAY #ofc this escalates. yknow.#and obviously they don't stop until that tiny apartment is trashed #just guys bein dudes #the rituals are intricate #etc. etc.

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bugslap · 9 months

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3.5 in my Splatoon weapon deconstruction series, the Diper. yes im calling it that and not the weco weco is stupid diper is funny as hell

#splatoon #my art #splatana wiper #wiper deco #decon series #missile spam is fucking awful lol #get rid of it and replace it with chumps fr #i keep complaining in the tags of this series but i swear i genuinely adore trashing these apart it's so much fun #TAKING* I MEANT TAKING

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poisonousquinzel · 6 months

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Harley: is literally friends with Batman at this point in the comics

some folks: uh actually Harley hates him! the fandoms "wine aunt" jokes miss the point because she hates Batman and she hates his family!

Harley Quinn (2021 - ) #29

just the little things (having a snack) you do with your enemy you hate so so much who you despise and wish would die and who's family you deeply hate and also wish would die

#ivy doesnt care enough about him to hate him lbr #he's a pest at best #but if she Hated him he'd be dead just like realistically j0ker should be #she has way too much power and the constant ability to kill him if she hated him that much #he's not worth her time he just gets in the way #and ya know dc constantly pretending like she wouldn't be able to just #violently murder anyone if she wanted to because plants are kinda really powerful???#a plan and failsafes are nice and all but you can't gadget your way out #of a plant growing /rapidly/ inside your intestines and ripping you apart from the inside until your organs shut down or you bleed to death #also also sorry but if you list that one detective comic with the gaming systems in your argument I'm gonna disregard your opinion #That chapter has the same level of understanding about Harley & Harleen as the ebkt comic did.#aka insulting trash #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne

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jadegr8 · 1 month

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Crowley on his wedding day (because of this post)

#yes I felt the need to post this again separately #because honestly apart from the bad image quality it's not complete trash #I'm a proud parent of a .jpg file right now #crowley #good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable wedding #IT ENDS HOW IT STARTS: IN A GARDEN #stuff

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doopn00p · 7 months

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30 day #ekurei challenge

Day 22: Ekuserirei/Ekuseriyoshirei/Yoshirei

#mob psycho 100 #mp100 #dimple #ekubo #reigen arataka #reigen #ekurei #this one got a #little crazyyy #chose yoshirei cuz I’m not really a big fan of poly relationships #yoshioka kinda lives in their apartment while he looks for a new place #it would be kinda weird if they just let him sleep in trash cans #good lord I need to go to sleep goodnight 🌙💤

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fanfic-lover-girl · 5 months

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Zutara Antis Don't Know What a Toxic Relationship Actually Is

I just saw a Vegebul fan Tumblr user say that Vegebul can't be compared to Zutara because Zutara is toxic and Bulma was not trying to fix Vegeta🤡

As a Vegebul fan, I will proudly say without shame that this Tumblr user is an idiot with no brain. I am tired of seeing stupidity on Tumblr. In what world can you say that Zutara is toxic yet spew nonsense that Vegebul of all DBZ ships is healthier! Vegeta is the same man who was willing to let his baby mama and infant son die and nearly killed his wife when he decided family life was making him too soft in the Buu saga. Zuko was never the level of villain Vegeta was and never treated Katara that badly even when he was her effing enemy!!! 🤡

When has Vegeta ever supported Bulma the way Zuko supported Katara???

Unlike Bulma, Katara WOULD NEVER get with Zuko and spread her legs while he was still an antagonist and wanted to capture Aang!

Katara would never get with a guy who threatened to kill her and showed no sign of remorse either!!!

As for Bulma was not trying to fix Vegeta...so true! She gave him free housing, free food, free training equipment and free sex while he was still an egotistical bastard! She never calls him out for his horrible behaviour (eg. letting Cell become perfect and attacking her future son) or being a less-than-decent dad for Trunks. What a woman!

When has Vegeta ever shown any on-screen attempts to reconcile with Bulma for his hurtful actions? Unlike Vegeta, Zuko had to work for it! On-screen!!! For all of us to see Katara chew him out!!!

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Every day I am amazed at Zutara antis who call Zutara toxic. Here is a guy who wronged and hurt a girl in the past that:

redeems himself and atones

proactively works to earn her forgiveness

provides emotional support and lets her be emotionally vulnerable

willing to be emotionally open with her

never lashes out even when she attacks him

sacrifices himself for her

works hard to redeem his nation that oppressed her people

genuinely cares about her and believes in her abilities

actively befriends and makes amends with all her loved ones whom he also hurt (which includes a possible love interest)

ALL ON SCREEN! No hand-waving his past hurtful actions or having character relationship development off-screen. No enabling of bad behaviour. Vegebul needed almost ten years to be a truly healthy relationship. Zuko only needed a few episodes for him and Katara to become great friends. Zutara >>> Vegebul.

In what world is this TOXIC?? Sounds pretty healthy to me! I want a Zuko for a husband (minus the enemy part lol). Who would choose Vegeta over Zuko for a love interest?? Well, I guess some people dig deadbeat husbands ;)

Both Vegebul and Zutara started off on bad terms and both shows ended with both pairs having a great relationship. The difference is that Vegebul began as a toxic relationship vs Zutara having a healthy dynamic once they became friends when Katara forgave Zuko. Zutara never had any romantic dealings while they were enemies. And even when Katara was rightfully antagonistic towards Zuko, Zutara treated each other better than Vegeta did Bulma. Just compare Katara saving a falling Zuko vs Vegeta who did nothing to save Trunks and Bulma.

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randomnameless · 3 months

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Thinking about those posts I have with @yanderefairyangel about the crust system -

If crestless parents can have crested children, then why the fuck are crested heirs apparently so sought after, if their crestless siblings can also create crested heirs?

Look at Hanneman, his crestless sister had to pop out children until her death, because even if she lacked a crest, she might birth a crested child (it didn't work).

Compare to Sylvain's whining about women only wanted to get out with him to get his crest babies - but if it's crest babies we're talking about, then Miklan can get crested babies himself!

So, if people are valued due to their ability to produce crested heirs... being crestless isn't that much of social stigma, since being crestless when your parents had one means you have a chance of passing one to your child (see Lissa in FE13).

Imagine the shitstorm we could have had, if Dimitri, being Lambert's son, didn't have a crest at birth, but Dimitro, Rufus' kid, had one. Would Dimitro be the crown prince of Faerghus? Given how he has a crest... I'd say yes, but would that mean Dimitro lives with his uncle Lambert to receive a proper royal education ? Or he stays with his dad?

What if Dimitro is an ass like his father, and Faerhgians + the top vassals (Fraldarius, Gautier, etc) prefer Dimitri, what would happen ? A civil war?

Worse, what if both Dimitro and Dimitri have a crest of Blaiddyd, who sits on the throne? Dimitro is born to the eldest son, but Dimitri is born to the crested second son.

#fodlan nonsense #yep the more we think about Fodlan as it is presented by the game doylist wise and the characters watsonian wise #the more it falls apart #if even crestless people are able to get crested kids #why the fuck are they supposedly treated like trash if the most important is to get a crested kid?#lack of creativity here #random thoughs #crust system nonsense

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prodogg · 4 months

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Azula fandom not having drama challenge (impossible)

#azula #internal drama btw #idm taking apart trash takes about her

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mr-cactis · 12 days

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Multiverse always confuses me, like…. Bill is a multidimensional being, and since other dimensions similar to the one we see in the series exist (Ford mentions in J3 that dimension where Stanley leaves with the diary and Ford goes back to work with Fidds), what's to say that Bill interacted with several Ford's at the same time? And that makes it all the more fucked up when you remember that Ford really felt good about Bill, thinking he was special, while Bill was all "lol, that guy again"

At the same time, I remember that there is some extra material from GF that mentions that there could be other alternative Bill's? What's to stop them meeting? (Would it be a mathematical relationship of: for every X dimensions there is 1 Bill?)

as i hate/love multiverse, i feel dumb

#and also #how did that Ford from the “perfect dimension or idk what it's called” stop Bill's possession?? we know that now that our Ford has gone thr #his contracts with Bill seem to have reset or something #but what about that guy??#I know this may sound dumb #but be nice to me #I just got to GF and my trash was ripped apart by Gnomes #my text #gravity falls #stanford pines #bill chiper

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ispyspookymansion · 6 months

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guess who just had to call a looooocksmith because he left his keyyyyys in his apaaaartment and the door which never closes all the way cloooosed all the way!

#im also gonna blame. the brain fog. but i feel so stupid el oh el #how about everyone sends me like 5 cents so i can pay the locksmith ok?#kora.txt #you may asking kora why were you leaving your apartment youre contagious. i needed to throw out my trash thats all

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lemonfreshlysqueezed · 7 months

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Mew really is in his revenge era;

He burned the drawing knowing Top has a chilhood trauma of his house burning down.

Gifs by @chickenstrangers

#like he could have done anything else with it but he decided to burn it #like tear it apart or throw it in the trash #he literly is burning his past and nog looking back #thai bl #only friends series #only friends the series #only friends ray #topmew #forcebook #thaibl #gmmtv #thai bl drama #bl drama

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pinkopalina · 1 year

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> 🤘😏 have you, like, been naughty and stuff? 🎅🦌💕

secret santa for @slap-my-hand, a dear and beloved friend 🥺💖✨ hope you're having a wonderful holiday ~ i loved drawing our favorite idiots for you 😜

#beavis and butt-head #beavis and butthead #trash ship #my art #WEEEEEEE #there is more cute christmas beavhead to come #my apartment flooded though and i was finishing these up today lol whoopsie

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