lets get one thing straight gideon nav is a loser with no rizz

ppl characterize her as this big butch himbo sex god jock but she's literally. a loser. like we're talking about the girl who constantly thinks about coronabeth's tits when she's in the room but when a hot girl actually tries to talk to her she takes any excuse to dip. she canonically reads sleazy porn magazines and unironically loves puns

she's a loser and i love her for it

Sofia Coppola sleeping on the set of Marie Antoinette (2006)

im not even joking when i say that this stupid butch helped me learn to let loose and be more butch too

Rip Mary Shelley, you would’ve loved Lisa Frankenstein. You would’ve called it the best adaptation of your work.

Harris Reed- RTW Fall 2023

I've been veeerrrry slowly carving my way through BG3. But I think I keep getting captivated by the wrong scenes? Like when you had to dig up a dog's grave for a free steak.

My durge is a civilized nutbar tief-rogue named Typhus (because I forgot that’s just a disease and not something you name an English bulldog), and he’s only holding himself back from slaughtering innocents because of the Dark Urge to resolve friendly NPC storylines. He’s also a desperate slut who wants to get you out of those clothes so he can see your sexy, sexy character development. Whatever you’re into, c’mon. Yes, he’ll even let you put that in there.

remember when bella was playfully like "’something I should know’? what lol, are you not a virgin?" and edward went on to confess that he murdered dozens of men. SO unserious can you imagine how quickly the vibes in that room shifted. I know she felt so fucking awkward for saying that

It's so true to point out how important it is for Jamie's arc for him to take accountability for the leak but not enough people are talking about how he doesn't even need to apologize. Like he goes out of his way to say it's never the victim's fault when he hears about the leak. But it's clear that to him, this innocence doesn't apply to him. It's no more his fault for getting hacked that it would be Keeley's if the video had been stolen from her.

Jamie still sees himself as in the wrong, though. So much so that when he goes to apologize to Keeley he also babbles on about not believe Roy and Keeley's relationship at first. This information isn't even relevant to what happened, but he still goes out his way to mention it— correcting himself from when he said he deleted all the pictures immediately. He has to point out that he brushed off the seriousness of their relationship and was therefore irresponsible with the pictures.

Jamie now would never think they were dating to make him jealous and he's clearly embarrassed by it. Spilling this tidbit feels like he's building a case of why he is in the wrong. It's not just "I'm sorry this video of yours was stolen when I was hacked." It's "I'm absolutely at fault here because I picked a bad email password, I was too stupid to delete the emails alongside the stuff I saved from them, and I didn't believe in your relationship (nevermind that that isn't related to how the video was leaked)." Jamie, it seems, doesn't victim blame unless the victim is Jamie.

been thinking about angels a lot lately

I’m such a slut for corruption kink and a naive clueless (honestly dumb) reader. Like best friend soap laying his head down on readers laps during a movie night, little by little making reader part her legs, until eventually his head is between her thighs; skirt bunched at her hips and panties pulled to the side as his tongue licks wet, hot, and slow stripes up her slit.

Saying things like “friends do this kinda thing all the time. It’s completely normal. But only I can do it to you, okay?”

I gotta be honest :\\ same. Sometimes I get whiny about the protagonist making dumb decisions but literally nothing makes me descend into madness faster than reader just trusting Johnny even when she really really shouldn’t.

if the original gossip girl had aired in 2023, dan and blair would’ve been endgame and chuck bass would’ve gone to prison.

So since demon Ragatha is cat-coded, does she knock over things intentionally? Like I can see her swatting something with her hands for attention, but I can also picture her just kinda turning around and accidentally knocking a glass over with her ass since she’s so thick lmao.

obviously !!! shes a bitch on purpose, she wants nun pomnis attention 24/7 becaus3 why would nun pomni chopse to get on her kne3s to pray when she coukd be on her knees for othet things !!! teuly terrible for demon ragatha, so she has to get her attentoon somehow

Do you ever just really think about what having Aylin and Isobel in camp must have been like though. Like. Just in general. On a daily basis.

𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖽𝖺𝗂𝗅𝗒 𝖽𝗈𝗌𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗆𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗆𝗈𝖿𝖿𝖾

lana del rey at coachella '24

i love star wars so much i wish it didn’t suck