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OH, PSSHAW.
I'm Marissa, and I draw jerks.
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After all this time. Always.
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Baby, I know what I look like. I know full well that you like me for my Intimidation proficiency and my twisted mind. I realize how privileged I am to hold hands with the prettiest trafficking victim in Baldur’s Gate. And I don’t mean to rub it in, but of the two of us? I’m the one who can still use a mirror.
But if I’m making requests, I’d most prefer it if you dispensed with that awful “I’m all pointy ears” line.
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Man i havent been on here in eons, come across you by almost accident and see you have also been snared by a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶i̶o̶n̶ Bg3! Nice to see your art again! (ill need some time catching up the things i missed!) and lookin foward to see more! (also dont worry my poor tiefling assassin dark urge tripped over the vampire too and couldn't get up either)
AHAHA YEAH… I don’t know what additives and sweeteners they put in that guy, but he’s very hard to put down. Must be all those vampire preservatives. Also HIIIII
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God. Albert you're so right. Why didn't I combine those into ONE drawing.
"Oh, you cheeky pup! That might scare someone else, but I know what naughty boys need…"
Typhus just entered Act 3 and he's… well, he's been pretty civilized by "unrepentant durge" standards! By now the party is almost used to his little quirk of going off about blood and bones to any stranger who seems like-minded. Ty-Ty's trying his best to walk just up to the reeking edge of temptation and give it a big whiff.
I'm trying to settle on exactly how to draw him. And YES, every time I have to do his tattoos I curse my bloodline for birthing me.
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Finally got to see these freaks in action! And... they were bullying an old man. Which was very cool, because Ketheric is the worst dad ever. Then they left to let ME bully that old man, which was even cooler. Great first impression. (NO SPOILERS PLEASE I AM VERY SLOW)
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"Oh, you cheeky pup! That might scare someone else, but I know what naughty boys need…"
Typhus just entered Act 3 and he's… well, he's been pretty civilized by "unrepentant durge" standards! By now the party is almost used to his little quirk of going off about blood and bones to any stranger who seems like-minded. Ty-Ty's trying his best to walk just up to the reeking edge of temptation and give it a big whiff.
I'm trying to settle on exactly how to draw him. And YES, every time I have to do his tattoos I curse my bloodline for birthing me.
#bg3#bg3 durge#tiefling#typhus#sorry for tiefling ass. this route gives me the womanly hysterias#at this point I associate him with the sussur dagger my boy loves silencing stuff#anyway I think whatever happened to his head may have made him sillier than he used to be#we will find out.
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Finally got to see these freaks in action! And... they were bullying an old man. Which was very cool, because Ketheric is the worst dad ever. Then they left to let ME bully that old man, which was even cooler. Great first impression. (NO SPOILERS PLEASE I AM VERY SLOW)
#bg3#ketheric thorm#orin the red#enver gortash#bg3 spoilers#their designs drive me nuts. they're like legendary pokemon#can I catch them and teach them both hyper beam#honestly. writing Orin's line made me pretty sure she and Typhus would get along on one of his cheat days
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Do you
Have a bluesky account?
I do!
To be clear: I post art for social reasons, so I’m always gonna prioritize Tumblr as long as this is where I can have the best conversations with people. BUT as a twitter replacement I think bsky is pretty sweet.
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Got a cute thing from @darkszakal of his Tav and my Durge sharing a beer, and this chunk of dialogue came to me instantly. Perfect warmup for today.
AND I MEAN... look at these guys together. They're like the devil on your shoulder, and the pastel other-devil on your other-shoulder. And they both picked tiefling face #2, the least trustworthy of the tiefling faces. They do what they can with what they got!
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aw crap i have fallen in love with your disaster durge typhus, and ive become smitten with your art style. inevitable, really.
it's a bit of a vague question but what would you say was one of the most typhus-defining moments during your playthrough? if that makes any sense... interpret that how you will!
WOW this ask put the biggest stupidest grin on my face! THANK YOU FOR BEING SO LOVELY... Fantastic question, also. Lucky(?) for you, I've been liveblogging a little bit on my annoying text post blog.
I play Typhus like a big dork who desperately wants to be liked by the party, but also like he's only politely concealing his (often literal) erection for evil and will pick the Durge option whenever he can launder it as a "casualty of adventuring". WARNING. I GET THIRSTY:
A general take on Typhus' Durge struggles so far
Various dork behavior (savescummed out of losing an eye though) | Dorkage continued
Failing to break up with Astarion
(warning: dicks) Self-Same Trial, but no pants
(warning: uhhh) Sketch comic version of how Self-Same went down
THIS SHIT
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[I need you to go look up "ICICLE WORKS - I STILL WANT YOU" and start blaring that as loud as you can right now.]
So. Typhus and I have failed in our mission to get him into everyone's bedrolls. Turns out that traumatized vampire got hands. We didn't have the heart to break up with Astarion, and I think we're DnD married now. Please keep us in your prayers.
#bg3#astarion#bg3 durge#tiefling#typhus#I GUESS HE GETS HIS OWN TAG NOW#you can really see me decide halfway through that I need to stop drawing Astarion like 'Fiend but if therapy would work'#I never take my baldurs gate sketches seriously until the last minute jdhfghdffg#I just flew in from a 2-week body fatigue and boy are my arms tired!!!#also tell me I'm not the only one who's made astarion bite karlach. funniest mistake in the game
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I've been veeerrrry slowly carving my way through BG3. But I think I keep getting captivated by the wrong scenes? Like when you had to dig up a dog's grave for a free steak.
My durge is a civilized nutbar tief-rogue named Typhus (because I forgot that’s just a disease and not something you name an English bulldog), and he’s only holding himself back from slaughtering innocents because of the Dark Urge to resolve friendly NPC storylines. He’s also a desperate slut who wants to get you out of those clothes so he can see your sexy, sexy character development. Whatever you’re into, c’mon. Yes, he’ll even let you put that in there.
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I've been veeerrrry slowly carving my way through BG3. But I think I keep getting captivated by the wrong scenes? Like when you had to dig up a dog's grave for a free steak.
My durge is a civilized nutbar tief-rogue named Typhus (because I forgot that’s just a disease and not something you name an English bulldog), and he’s only holding himself back from slaughtering innocents because of the Dark Urge to resolve friendly NPC storylines. He’s also a desperate slut who wants to get you out of those clothes so he can see your sexy, sexy character development. Whatever you’re into, c’mon. Yes, he’ll even let you put that in there.
#bg3#bg3 durge#baldur's gate 3#astarion#karlach#tiefling#gale#typhus#I drew this before I confirmed that gale isn't a virgin#I have so many of these started but drawing everyone's outfits makes my soul leave my body#ANYWAY GREAT GAME THANKS LARIAN FOR THE EASY MODE#I can't believe they made a visual novel I can crossbow snipe in#AND PET OWLBEARS#AND HAVE A MURDER ADDICTION#AND GET FUCKED DESPITE THE MURDER ADDICTION#sorry for implying karlach wouldn't encourage you to put on a dog collar I had to include her because she was there
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Hypothetically. Could you use sang to solve a murder trial? Just soak some cloth in the accuseds blood n then see if sang stops sweating when he wears it
AHAHAHAHAHA YES YOU ABSOLUTELY COULD oh my god. Obvs then you’d have to prove it was THAT murder, but. Wow, he’s missing out on a calling.
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...no.
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Drawings for style tests!
As an adult, Sangwyn carves out a decent lot in life as a rogue-for-hire whose only friends are other criminals. One fun side effect of growing up a street orphan is that ingestibles are VERY EXCITING. By now Sang's mostly worked out his childhood issues with food aggression, but he still overindulges and tends to go too fast.
He's usually the first under the table when the lads go out for pints. And again: around criminals. Soooo right there's a few reasons he stays low on funds.
#sangwyn#tiefling#you know when you're so happy you won't starve tonight that you eat so fast you puke.#what then. do you get the spoon#I'm enjoying getting to write someone with a genuinely bummer childhood LOOK AT HIM HE'S FINE
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Oh boy, now big boy Sang has to step in.
Funny enough, Sangwyn's pretty gentle as far as my murderers go-- he's good at killing purely for professional and medical reasons. His vices are more in the realm of overspending on good food and drink (for obvious reasons) and weird hookups (also potentially for obvious reasons).
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3 things I have been asked to give baby Sang so far:
soup
a popsicle
a hosedown
Happy 2024! Over Christmas I stumbled back into developing Sangwyn's story, which led to me thinking about his Sad Tiefling Childhood™, spiced up by his inherited curse: if he doesn't wear a cloth soaked in the blood of a murderer, he sweats his own blood.
These sad kitten faces are to serve as a warning shot that I'm about to go kinda nuts over red devil tieflings for a bit. Oops!
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