Philip: I am a religious puritan and these are my lieutenants
Philip: *Points to some of the gayest people you’ve ever seen*
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Charles arriving on Quali Day | Canada GP | 17 June 2023
📸 Mark Sutton
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Helloooooo!
I would like to know about "The Something something Ball."
thank you!
More canon compliant than my biggest wip, kaz and inej go to a ball, inej wears a very fluffy gown, and does some spying in her equally fluffy undergarments ;) (I will be asking the coven for help, bc i couldn't plan a heist to save my life)
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“I need a wife.”
Inej paused in sharpening a knife, looking up. He was still seated at his desk, staring between two sets of papers with a little wrinkle between his eyebrows. Before she could decide on a reply - permanently? Or ??? - he offered her one of the pieces of paper. She set her knife down and took it, skimming the contents.
It was an invitation, the paper thick and fine, embossed and written in calligraphy.
Your presence is cordially requested on September 30 at name for a performance of La Traviata etc etc
On the back, in someone’s handwriting, was Bring your lovely wife.
She handed it back. “You’re going?”
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Every day I wake up to a new interview asking david duchovny if he would do more x files 😑🥱
He hadn't been asked in a while, has he? Or maybe he has. I'm not sure I've read all his recent interviews. The thing is: I'm sure many fans are tired of it and he's probably tired of it, but it is the show that launched his career. Personally, I thought the question was a bit different this time, so I liked reading it.
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The people against bows becoming a trendy fashion accessory has annoyed me sooo much lately. Saw a tiktok that was like “if you get uncomfortable with us saying wearing bows infantilizes women and supports the patriarchy, it just means you’re uncomfortable with us pointing out you’ve been engaging in a harmful trend/behavior 😌” aaaaaAAAAAAH people online are allergic to nuance
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those canaries weren't kidding this dungeon CAN swallow you whole
(ID in alt text)
+ bonus touden siblings side by side bc i had fun figuring out their resemblance w/o making them outright clones
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in 2024 i want to see more songs sung in t voices, more grown-out t scruff, more hairy tits and top surgery scars, more gay sex involving t dicks and pussies, more cutting each other’s hair when the hairdressers can’t get it right, more helping each other with t shots and sharing extra bottles of t gel, more passing down binders and post-surgery pillows like family heirlooms, more crackly laughs and excited voices that don’t know how loud they are now, more proudly showing off phallo scars like we show off top surgery scars, more teaching each other how to shave and tie a tie and all the other things our dads didn’t teach us, more sheer shirts over post-op chests, more skirts and short shorts on hairy legs, more moving the fuck out instead of living with transphobic parents, more breaking up with partners that wanted girlfriends not boyfriends, more pregnant dads, more twinks turned into otters and bears by t, more scars and binders on the beach, more romanticization of t dicks and meta dicks and phallo dicks, more rage and resistance against anyone who would try to rob us of our history or our ancestors, more pride in complex manhoods and queer masculinities, more getting louder every time someone tells us to shut up about the things that are important to us, more searching for transmasculinity in every piece of media and injecting it into anything that failed to consider us, more cuntboys and boygirls and transfags and butch dudes and transsexual men, more jumping headfirst into masculinizing transitions, more delighted reactions to realizing “holy shit i think i’m actually a guy”, more trans manhood and transmasculinity as force of nature and fundamental truth and fact of life that cannot under any circumstances be ignored.
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